Disclaimer: Back to the Future belongs to Bob and Bob, The Truman Show belongs to some other movie producers, Clarence belongs to Back to the Chaos, Chrichael J. Floxoyd belongs to Pip (Irish Bug)'s sister (refer to review of SW:TWL ), everything else belongs to ME. Yay.

The Twisted Diary Entries of Marty McFly

Chapter 5

Dear diary,

We got through the security! They didn't even see us! So we continued flying about one meter or so until we bumped into something. It was sort of like a BIG cloth which was painted to look like the sky. Jules said it was like The Truman Show. I asked him what that was. He wouldn't tell me. See! No one ever tells me anything. It's not fair.

Verne took out a lightsabre and sliced a hole in the cloth. He got the lightsabre from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

So we went through the cloth. There were buildings on the other side. We landed the car outside a public toilet and stole toilet paper from inside to cover up the DeLorean. We had enough, but then Verne said that he wanted one roll of toilet paper as a souvenir. There was this guy in one of the toilet cubicles, reading and doing his business. That cubicle held the last roll of toilet paper in the whole toilet.

He didn't see us, so I climbed over and took the toilet paper from inside. He still didn't see us. When we were walking out, I heard screaming sounds. I think that he needed the toilet paper. So we went back to give it to him. Verne was sad. He likes collecting toilet paper. He has this whole set of them at home.

Anyway, Jules wet the paper as a joke and threw the whole roll over to that guy. The wet toilet paper stuck to the ceiling. It was really funny. The guy inside got so mad that he stuck his head through the door.

He was a policeman. I know because he was wearing the uniform. His name was Chrichael J. Floxoyd. It said so on his nametag. He was going to yell at us, but then he saw me and stared at me. I wonder why. Maybe Dave dyed my hair green again like last time. I looked in the mirror to check but my hair wasn't green.

Then Chrichael asked, "Aren't you the guy from b..." He couldn't continue because just then the toilet roll fell off the ceiling and hit him. It was so funny! We ran out of the toilet laughing and went to the nearest cinema to watch our movie.

The ticket person stared at me too. Maybe it was my eyebrows that Dave had dyed green. I wanted to check but there was no mirror nearby. The person asked me what my name was.

"M..." Jules smacked me. "Uh, Clarence."

"Oh." She let us go in. and she still gave me weird looks. Maybe it was my nostril hair that Dave had dyed green. I'm going to kill him when I get home.

The cinema lights just went off. Can't write anymore. Bye.

Marty

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