Foolish Love
By Miss Marauder
Disclaimers: *rolls eyes* OK we all know I don't own Harry Potter. * scoffs* But I do own April, so there! ^_*
Author's Notes: Oh I love you guys soooo much!!! Com'on…. Group hug!!!! *HUGS* haha anywhoooo I hope ya'll will likey this chappie! Thankyou guys so much for everything, supporting me and reviewing me! *dreamy face and smiles* - ( I just love being the centre of attention!!!) hahaha jks ! naw… I feel special!
A voice: "Hem hem" *fake stupid lil cough*
Miss Marauder: "YOU FAT, STUPID, TOAD-LOOKIN, FLY-EATIN, VILE, LOATHSOME, DISGUSTING (did I already say fat?) SNOTTY, UPTIGHT, ASS-LICKIN, MINISTRY-LUVIN, MIRROR CRACKIN, OLD FART, PIGGY-LOOKIN, UGLY GOOD FOR NOTHING CREATURE!!!!! I HATE YOU! HATE! HATE!HATE YOUUUUU! MISS STUCK-UP UMBRIDGE!!! GO AWAY! NO ONE LIKES YOU! YOU NEED TO GET A NEW WARDROBE! YOU FREAKIN FUGLY!"
Miss Umbridge: *stupid fake honeyed-stupid-sweet-stupid-smile that suddenly turns into a deadly glare* "HOW DARE YOU--"
Miss Marauder: *shoves a hand up to umbridges fat face* "Shut the hell up! Go do some toady things! Go! Shoo!
***** tH@NkYou gUyZ 4 aLL Th3 ReV!EwZ*****
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Last Part of Chapter 4:
Lily's smile grew stronger. "Thanks, Peter-" Before she could finish, Peter pressed his lips against hers and began to kiss her hard. (A/N: yuck!!! I can't believe I just wrote that!) At that moment, a handsome young man with jet-black hair entered the room.
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Chapter 5 à Play Time
It was Sirius Black. (A/N: No people, it wasn't Potter.) He was just standing there in the doorway, dumbstruck. Frozen. His hazel eyes wide and staring.
Peter immediately got up trying to catch his breath. He couldn't believe he kissed Lily Evans. He only wanted to befriend her, but he couldn't help but to feel attracted towards her.
Lily looked up at Peter in amazement and major shock. She didn't know what to think. She turned to see Sirius still standing in the doorway zoning out. He couldn't believe what had just happened before his eyes.
Peter began to panic. He looked at Sirius, then back at Lily. It was such an awkward moment. "Lily,- I didn't mean to.- I- I'm so sorry." He blurted out and then glanced back at the frozen Sirius. "It'- it's n-not what you think. I don't know what to say. – I –I- I gotta get the hell out of here…" With that, Peter darted out of the Headgirl's dormitory without another word and without looking back.
Finally, Sirius began to react (or move for that matter) since he entered the room. He began to blink continuously and dumbly. He looked back where Peter had left and then back towards Lily. She looked extremely pale and shocked.
"Um… did I come at a bad time?" Sirius asked airily.
Lily was still sitting at the foot of her bed and was now looking at the floor. She did not reply, but instead, stood up, turned her head at Sirius and began to walk towards him slowly without even blinking. When she finally reached him with a vacant expression, he backed up looking back at her confusedly. Lily suddenly scowled and scoffed at him, and slammed the door in Sirius's face.
Sirius still stood there, facing the door. "You know, as Headgirl, I think you need to come out and come to class. You're not setting a very good example." He said loudly. The portrait behind him was swinging against his back wanting to close against the door.
To Sirius's amusement, Lily swung open the door and glared at him. "Wha- Well, what are you doing here anyway? Don't you have a poor Hufflepuff student to pathetically hex or something?!"
At this, Sirius gave a chuckle. "Well, today no. Actually, I don't really know. It depends really… but, um…"
"But why are you here?" Lily cut in rudely.
"Well, I went after Peter after you two stormed out of the Great Hall; and when I saw him enter your dormitory, I followed him in… and well, that's when uh… I saw…you two…um,"
"Kissing!? Actually he was the one he came on to me! I mean, I don't even know why he did! He was being so nice and all. He said he was sorry for what Potter did and ugh! I don't even like the guy!-"
"Ah Lily, either you come out or I come in because OUCH! – I don't think your portrait door likes me OW!- very much. It's trying to close on me." Sirius interrupted flinching as the Fairy Portrait continued swinging against his back.
Lily exhaled heavily. She walked to her bed and picked up her book bag. When she came out, she saw Sirius and the fairy on the portrait yelling at each other.
"Gee, you didn't have to hit me!" Sirius cried.
"You were in the way." The fairy said simply looking and observing her nails.
"You could have said something at least! But nooo, you had to keep smacking me in the back!"
"You were in the way." Came the same reply.
" you were in the way," Sirius mimicked the fairy with a frown. "That's no reason to make me suffer! To hit me brutally! Golly! That was extremely rude of you! I'm gonna wake up in the morning with bruises!" Sirius exaggerated hoping for some better feedback.
"You were in the way." Came the same reply, but this time the fairy was fiddling with her unicorn's hair.
"UGHHH!" Sirius screamed. His eyes were bulged, and his hands and fists were raised and clenched.
"Sirius!"
Sirius turned around and saw Lily with her mouth open and her eyebrows raised.
"It's just a painting." Lily said hotly and walked away towards class.
Sirius turned back at the fairy portrait and pointed a finger at her. "I don't like you." He glared. "I hate you."
"OY! Lily, hold up!" Sirius yelled out trying to catch up with Lily.
Lily stopped and turned her head to Sirius looking exasperated. "WHAT?!"
"Can I at least walk you to class?" Sirius asked cowering a little.
Lily looked at him. She stuck her little nose up in the air and strode off towards class, completely ignoring Sirius, whom was walking by her side. They entered Charms and as usual, little Professor Flitwick was standing on a stack of cluttered old books.
"You're late." Flitwick squeaked.
"Sorry Proffesor." Lily and Sirius said together as the rest of the classroom annoyingly had to turn their heads to see; including James.
"Go ahead, take your seats." Professor Flitwick squeaked again.
Lily surveyed the classroom quickly. She saw April sitting with Lupin as Sirius sat in an open seat next to James. Lily hoped she and April weren't in a fight because of the argument they had had earlier. April did not look at her nor did she seem to notice her. Lily scanned the classroom once more to find an open seat and to her surprise, found Amos Diggory sitting alone.
"Miss Evans!"
"Wha-?" She asked startled. Flitwick looked taken aback for Lily had not yet taken a seat and was still standing in the doorway. She felt stupid just standing there.
"I thought I asked you to sit down. Now please take a seat. I don't want to take any points from Gryffindor." Professor Flitwick pointed his wand at what seemed to be the only vacant seat next to Amos.
"Err, yes Professor…. Sorry." Lily said as she strode towards Amos and sat down.
Sirius noticed that Peter wasn't present. I wonder where he went….
"Where were ya, mate?" James asked Sirius ignoring Flitwick's instructions on how to put countercharms against hexed objects.
"Huh- what? Oh… umm, I was looking for Wormtail. That's all." Sirius replied not telling the whole truth. "Do you know where the scum rat is anyway?"
"No why?" James asked noticing that Sirius's last comment was a bit harsh.
"Err, never mind."
Lily dipped her quill in her ink bottle to continue writing down the notes on the black board. She could swear that Amos was glancing at her every now and then. But she also felt some one else looking at her. James. James was wearing a huge smile. It was so big, he looked stupid; so stupid, he looked cute. He was staring right at her. She gave him the dirtiest glare then went back on scribbling down on her parchment pretending not to notice James's dumb lopsided grin.
James noticed that Lily's menacing glare had suddenly turned to a fake, sweet-honeyed smile.
"What is it with her?" James whispered to Sirius.
"Who?"
"Evans."
"Ah well," Sirius rolled his eyes. "she obviously has a wand up her ass."
James snorted and began to chuckle.
"- But then again," Sirius continued. "She does have reasons for being so testy." He said in a rather matured way as he shot a stern look at James.
James eyes widened and wrinkled his forehead. "And…. Why would you say that? - "
"Potter! Black! Please keep it down!" Flitwick squeaked even louder and stomped his stubby little leg on his book so hard, he practically stumbled backward off his pile of books. Half the class giggled, but suddenly went quiet as the tiny Professor caught his balance.
"I'll tell you later, mate." Sirius mumbled.
James just nodded in reply, but noticed Lily looking at him from the corner of his eye. When his eyesight didn't show any sign of her looking at him anymore, he raised his hands up to his raven hair and ruffled it vigorously. Lily, on the other hand, caught a glimpse of him trying to show off his messy hair. At this, she rolled her eyes at James, whom turned his head to smile smugly at her. In return, she smiled back. A fake one.
"Loser." She muttered.
"What?" Amos asked a bit flabbergasted at her remark.
"Oh I didn't mean you, Amos. It's that Potter boy across the room." She replied. A sudden rush of anger and revenge swam threw her veins. Although she didn't care what James did or didn't, she just wanted to play along with his little game. It didn't matter if it revolved around James Potter or not. She won't be abused or used that easily. "It's play time."
"You know, Amos, I've been thinking; about what you said last night and well," Lily continued softly with a dreamy tone to her voice, but was interrupted by an angry Professor Flitwick.( A/N: Flitwick mad?! That would never happened.)
"I have had enough chitter-chatter in my class!" Professor Flitwick squeaked harshly. "I'm sorry, but I regret taking five points from Gryffindor. I've asked and I've asked nicely over and over again, but I still hear chattering coming from Miss Evans, Mr. Potter and Mr. Black."
"Sorry Prof.!" James yelled out. "It won't happen again!"
Lily looked back at Amos's anxious expression and smiled at him. He smiled back in acknowledgement. He understood what she meant although she was interrupted.
When the bell finally rang to go to the next class, Lily and Amos walked out of the room together; the Marauders closely walking behind them. When Lily finally noticed that James was close enough, she gently pushed Amos against the wall and began kissing him. Amos, on the other hand, was rather taken aback at her actions but went along with the flow and began to kiss her back affectionately.
James stopped immediately in his tracks with his mouth open causing Sirius to bump into him. When Sirius glanced at what James was glaring at, he exclaimed, "Daaamn! Lily has got it goin' on! Looks like you've been a bad influence on her Prongsy-boy!.... Ha ha ha, I mean just look at 'em go-…UPHH!!" Sirius was cut off when James hit him hard in the stomach to shut him up.
"Let's go" James said savagely not daring to look back at the snogging couple.
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At lunch, James, Sirius, and Remus entered the Great Hall to feast. There, they found Peter looking exhausted and stressed. He had his mousy hands over is head which was rested upon the table. The other Marauders gathered around him and sat down.
"Hey Wormy, what's up? You didn't show up in Charms. What's goin' on?" James asked a bit concerned.
"Umm, I didn't feel too well." Came the mumbled reply.
"Do you need to go to the hospital wing?" Remus asked while Sirius was eyeing Peter suspiciously.
"No." Peter said flatly as April Urman came strolling through the Great Hall doorway and waved at Remus.
"She's here." Remus whispered and smiled to himself. James apparently heard him and shifted eyesight from Remus to April, then back at Remus.
"What's going on between you and Urman lately?" James asked suspiciously.
"Umm, well she's uh… taking me on a date tonight because it's Hogsmeade night tonight." Remus replied shyly.
"Yea? Well, I'd hate to break it to you Moony, but you have two major problems with that statement," James continued. "Number one: Urman is a heartbreaker if you haven't noticed. So watch out; Don't get too close. Number two: It's 'that' time of the month. Your face is starting to pale already and you're going to have to go back to the Whomping Willow."
Remus looked aroused at James's first remark. "I'm afraid you're wrong about both your statements, James."
"Oh I am, am I?"
"Yes. Number one: April is not like that. She's not like you. Number two: I am going to Hogsmeade tonight and I'll be sure I'll be at the Willow before midnight." Remus whispered harshly under his breath for April was approaching them.
"Hey guys! What are you all up to?" April asked enthusiastically.
"Nothing." They replied all together.
At that moment, Amos and Lily entered the Great Hall holding hands. The Marauders, including April, watched them stealthily as the couple sat around the Hufflepuff table.
Sirius just smiled and helped himself to a huge piece of chocolate cake, not bothering to eat the healthy foods first.
James couldn't help but stare as the couple couldn't keep their hands off each other.
"Wow, I've never seen Lily umm, well, act like that before." April said.
Sirius once again couldn't stop smiling and helped himself to another piece of chocolate cake.
James grabbed his fork forcefully and began to eat, but turned around again as the Hufflepuff table began to hoot and holler at Lily and Amos. James watched as Amos kissed Lily from her ear to her neck. With his fork still in his hand, James didn't notice that he was practically bending it with all his strength.
"James? Uh-" Remus asked as he noticed the fork in James's hand bent all the way back.
"Wha- Jealous?! Who said I was Jealous?! I'm not jealous!" James said in a rather startled-infuriated kind of way. He went back to his plate and that's when he noticed his fork. He slammed the broken utensil on the table and looked back at Lily. She had stopped snogging and began to eat.
The rest of the Marauders smiled impishly and secretly.
"You want to see something funny?" James smiled sourly, pretending the 'fork incident' never happened . He took out his wand and muttered "Wingardium Leviosa" under his breath. Amos Diggory didn't notice that his goblet began to float and glide. It stopped gliding over Amos head in midair. With a flick of James's wand, the goblet tipped and poured pumpkin juice all over Amos. The Marauders began to snort and laugh uncontrollably at the sight.
Lily glared at James. With the flick of her wand, Amos's robes, hair, and face was free and clear of pumpkin juice. She got up from the Hufflepuff table and marched right up to James.
"50 points from Gryffindor!" She said, keeping eye contact with James.
James didn't seem to be offended at all. "You look cute when your mad." He said keeping his cool, but suddenly felt a hot stinging pain across his face. Lily Evans had slapped him hard on the cheek. She was agitated and aroused. The Great Hall went totally quiet. Everyone else looked stunned; all seemed to be watching.
"You creep!" She yelled.
James touched his jaw. Although it did kind of hurt, 'course he wouldn't show it. He smirked at her.
"That's it? A little slap?"
"No" She said flatly. She eyed Sirius's outrageously huge chocolate cake and grabbed it. (It must've been his third or fourth piece.) Sirius looked a bit disappointed and his lower lip trembled at the loss of his piece. Lily immediately slammed the cake in James's handsome face so hard, the force almost made his glasses shove into his eye sockets.
Every body's eyes widened at the sight. As funny as the sight was, they didn't dare to laugh. They were afraid James would probably hex them in the future if they did make fun of him. All was quiet when Sirius broke out into hysterical laughter. He was the only one laughing and he seemed quite proud at the thought. James, on the other hand, just sat in his seat with a vacant expression and his mouth slightly open. He had never been so humiliated. He was completely covered in chocolate mush. His eyes glittered dangerously at Lily. Frankly, she couldn't care less, she just glared back at him.
….Total silence….(A/N:cricket chirps) until someone switch the 'on' button for Sirius's laughter attack. He couldn't help but laugh at point fingers at James.
Lily flipped her hair behind her back. "That's a good look on you, Potter. Some trash at some class." She said simply with a sour taste to her tone, and walked hastily back to the Hufflepuff table.
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Author's Note: Okay, this chapter wasn't too exciting. It's just that it got too long so I had to stop here! I can never get to the point! So wait for the next chappie! Muahahaha! WHEW DOGGY! Kkk umm yea anywhoo….. some stuff that might come in the next chapter is the following:
- Sirius will spice up a party his own way! (that'll be fun)
-Remus's and April's date turns into a disaster! (dun dun dun dunnnn –dunt u love me, my lovely norikiko?!)
-and maybe some other stuff… Com'on! I make up stuff as I write! Dunt u?! kk may be not but oh well! (hehe *sheepish grin*)
I luv ya! Ciao! Muah! Please R&R! HA wanna hear something funny?!
K here:
Birdy Birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye!!!
HAHAHAHHAHA aint it GRAND! I find it hilarious! Kk maybe not you but oh well! Hehe! ^_^ ciao muchachos!
