Shout Outs:
Fearless: Whoo hoo, glad to hear you still like it. About characters recruiting, see below.
Dragonfly: Hehehe, horny Pie is quite funny. He's so bouncy!
Shortie: Dutchy's line about Specs, wow, everybody really seems to get a kick outta that one. Haha, I do too of course! Hmm... we'll have to see if Dave gets the list done or not. I'm not giving away any spoilers, spoil sport, ain't I?
Giggles: Dude, "dude" is an awesome word. I use it often myself, um, dude. Whoo hoo!
Blinks-Tiger: Muses are such fun, even if my Spot!Muse is evil and I can't find a reason for my KB!Muse.
FictionHobbit: Ahhh! What's that high pitched noise? *Spot!Muse points out the insanely squealing FictionHobbit* Oh, okay. That just means she likes the fic, or she's practicing to be a police siren.
Keza: Hah, Dutchy's line still amuses me. Eww, good thing you didn't spit out that cereal. That'd of been... well funny, but icky too. Jack rabbit Pie Eater, 'cause he's all bouncy and hyper like 'em. Hehe, cute fella.
Cards: Cool, I made someone's morning better. Icky things mornings are. The new muses are a blast. Well, not Spot 'cause he uses his cane freely. Ouch.
Atlantic: Um... no... Skitts doesn't hate Dutchy here. He's generally mutual. And Dutchy's too fun loving to beat up.
SparksdaNewsie: Pyro Blink is fun, my KB!Muse likes fire too, that's a bit disturbing. Yeah, I need a stalker! I can pay you one chocolate bar a day. And you get a lollipop for bonuses!
Misprint: YAAYY! Another super reviewer! Here ya go, the official Golden Pie Award. Wow, looks like we're runnin' low on these things. Bloody good job? AHHHHH! I love British terms. So cool.
On Character Recruiting: I'm not taking on anymore characters at this time. I might in the future of this fic, though. If I do, I'll put up a casting call. Thanks to all those who've asked, if I decided on more characters, I'll let you know.
*11*
The scariest sight to see is four teenage girls who've been woken from slumber. Hair frizzled, faces pallid, eyes squinty and looks of death submitted from each of them.
"What the hell are you doing," Skylar demanded as Dutchy flicked the light switch repeatedly. Not only was it really annoying, it also made for a lousy strobe light effect.
"We're here to get the party started," Skittery said as he hit the power button on the closest radio. Ironically, that very song by Pink was playing.
"You idiots," Chance hissed. "Medda's room is just down the hall, do you know what kind of serious trouble we'll be in if you're caught here?"
"Guess we'll just have to keep the noise at a minimal level," Skittery said. "We all know how loud you girls can get."
Dutchy snickered," Oh, yeah. 'Again, again. Pull my hair! Spank me!' Oh wait, that's just Specs."
"Shut up and go away," Polecat mumbled as she pulled her pillow over her face. "The one night I get to sleep at a normal time and you guys wanna fuck around."
"Fuck around, fuck, we'll take it anyway we can get it," Dutchy said.
"Sick perve."
He beamed, "Yup."
"Queenie's room is across the hall," Tiger said. "No one here will answer your booty call."
"I know where she is, but Ruin's in there and she scares me. Ever seen her at two in the morning," he shuddered. "Frightful."
"Ruin," Pie Eater said brightly. "She's loads of fun, I'll go get her."
"No!" I stumbled back three feet as the whole room cried out in one loud protest. Pie was already out the door and took no heed.
"She'll rip his head off," Tiger said.
"Poor kid," Swifty muttered.
"Chancie," Skittery cooed as he sat down on her bed. She wrinkled her nose at him and scooted away. "Doll, we were wonderin' if you'd give us dance."
"A what," she scoffed. Kiss my ass."
Skittery puckered up, "Anything that pleases you."
"Get off my bed and out of my room."
"Awww, you don't love me? I'm saddened. Nobody want my company?"
"I do," Skylar squealed as she patted an empty space next to her.
He hesitated, probably contemplating if it was a wise choice to get so close to Conlon's girl without him being around. He must of decided the health risks were worth it, because in just a few seconds he was sharing a blanket with Skylar.
"I want you all outta here or I'll get Medda," Chance threatened.
"Chance, we've got cash," Dutchy showed his crisp ten dollar bill. "One dance, that's all."
"What's wrong? So desperate to see a girl naked that you have to pay her?"
"No," Dutchy said thoughtfully. "It's just that Swifty's gonna be 18 next week and he's never even saw a real pair of tits."
Tiger burst out in giggles, Polecat peered out from under her pillow, eyeing the Asian kid up and down. I did the same myself. Even I saw a set of breast by time I was thirteen.
"That's a lie," Swifty defended. "I've seen naked girls, plenty of them."
"See, words of a virgin."
"I'm not!"
"I won't have sex with him."
"All we want is a dance."
Polecat groaned and pulled the pillow tighter over her head. Skittery groaned too, but I think that might of been from whatever Skylar was doing under the blanket.
I glanced towards the door, where the hell did Pie Eater get off too? I heard no scream of rage or any bodies hitting the wall. Either Ruin killed Pie swiftly and silently, or he wandered off lost.
Turning my attention back to my peers, Dutchy was now settling down on Tiger's bed as the both of them ogled Chance. She had already begun her lap dance routine for Swifty.
Swifty looked uncomfortable as the red head danced around the chair he sat in. He keep his gaze set firmly on the floor and his cheeks were incredibly pink.
Chance is attractive, only far too thin. She seems to have alot of confidence as she dances though. Not like during school where she's quiet and reserved and often unapproachable.
Already her night shirt was off, now she was working on removing her tank top worn underneath. Then it struck me, girls don't wear bras to sleep. This strip tease would get this girl near naked --which is always a bonus-- but I wouldn't get my bra.
I glanced over at Dutchy who was waving the money in Chance's direction. I bet he knew this and this plan of his was just to score more booty. He looked close to achieving that with Tiger.
"Um, ahem," Swifty shifted nervously in his seat. "I, this... oh." The tank was removed and Swifty was frozen in awe. Wow, did I have that stupid glazed look in my eyes when I saw my first naked girl? I hope not, it's idiotic.
"Ruin! Pie Eater! What are you doing?!"
Medda's startled screech echoed all the way into the dorm we were in. Istuck my head out the door, Dutchy, Polecat and Tiger were right behind me."
Storming out of the girls loo was Medda Larkson, one hand gripped Ruin's left ear and the other was on Pie's. Dutchy chuckled and muttered "score." Ruin looked mortified and extremely pissed off; Pie Eater had a dopey grin on his face as he gave us a thumbs up.
Stupid Pie.
"What are you all doing?" Medda followed us thanks to Pie Eater.
I ducked back in the room, Chance was throwing her top back on and Skittery was trying to untangle himself from Skylar's blanket.
"What's going on here?" Medda looked furious as she marched her captives into the dorm. No one met her gaze, Skittery looked guilty as hell and Pie was still grinning.
"I want answers!"
"Studying," Polecat said. "Cramming for exams."
A chorus of 'yeah' went through our guilty group. Medda didn't buy it, but it was worth a shot.
"Um... group support 'cause we're all so helplessly lost and lonely? Oh, how about sleep walking? The boys were and we just woke up," she faked a yawn. "Oh, wow, hi Skitts."
Damn, she's a horrible liar. Even if Medda had believed her first excuse, the two more after only added to our admission of guilt.
"Poley," Tiger muttered. "We're caught, you can shut up now."
"Ehh, I'm goin' to bed anyway."
"No, you're all coming down to my office," Medda ordered.
"What? But I was just tryin' to sleep," Polecat protested.
"I didn't even move from my bed," Tiger added.
"Me either," Skylar pouted. "They guys came in here first."
"So party music and discarded clothes," she picked up Chance's tank top. "Is just a coincidence?"
"Dammit," Sklyar muttered as she flopped onto her bed. "Spot will hear and murder poor Skitts."
"Down stairs, now, and keep quiet. We do have students here who obey the rules."
I waited until most of the others had left the room first. I'm hoping if I linger in the back long enough, no one will notice if I sneak back off to my room.
"David, Skylar, now."
"Here, Davey," Skylar passed me by and quickly shoves something in my hands. A quick glance reveals a daisy patterened bra. Before Medda sees, I tuck in under my shirt.
This escapade probably just landed all of us another year in here, but at lease I had one and a half items on my list. One and a half... and only three days.
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Eeeeheehehee! *runs around insanely* I'm too hyper today.
*Spot!Muse comes after Polecat with his evil cane of fury* Sit still!
Warning: Can ya believe I'm adding one? I wanna say that laughing at something you found randomly funny in this fic (or even talking about it to friends) can cause others to think you are on drugs (am I right, Cards?). Yeh, so ya been warned.
Fearless: Whoo hoo, glad to hear you still like it. About characters recruiting, see below.
Dragonfly: Hehehe, horny Pie is quite funny. He's so bouncy!
Shortie: Dutchy's line about Specs, wow, everybody really seems to get a kick outta that one. Haha, I do too of course! Hmm... we'll have to see if Dave gets the list done or not. I'm not giving away any spoilers, spoil sport, ain't I?
Giggles: Dude, "dude" is an awesome word. I use it often myself, um, dude. Whoo hoo!
Blinks-Tiger: Muses are such fun, even if my Spot!Muse is evil and I can't find a reason for my KB!Muse.
FictionHobbit: Ahhh! What's that high pitched noise? *Spot!Muse points out the insanely squealing FictionHobbit* Oh, okay. That just means she likes the fic, or she's practicing to be a police siren.
Keza: Hah, Dutchy's line still amuses me. Eww, good thing you didn't spit out that cereal. That'd of been... well funny, but icky too. Jack rabbit Pie Eater, 'cause he's all bouncy and hyper like 'em. Hehe, cute fella.
Cards: Cool, I made someone's morning better. Icky things mornings are. The new muses are a blast. Well, not Spot 'cause he uses his cane freely. Ouch.
Atlantic: Um... no... Skitts doesn't hate Dutchy here. He's generally mutual. And Dutchy's too fun loving to beat up.
SparksdaNewsie: Pyro Blink is fun, my KB!Muse likes fire too, that's a bit disturbing. Yeah, I need a stalker! I can pay you one chocolate bar a day. And you get a lollipop for bonuses!
Misprint: YAAYY! Another super reviewer! Here ya go, the official Golden Pie Award. Wow, looks like we're runnin' low on these things. Bloody good job? AHHHHH! I love British terms. So cool.
On Character Recruiting: I'm not taking on anymore characters at this time. I might in the future of this fic, though. If I do, I'll put up a casting call. Thanks to all those who've asked, if I decided on more characters, I'll let you know.
*11*
The scariest sight to see is four teenage girls who've been woken from slumber. Hair frizzled, faces pallid, eyes squinty and looks of death submitted from each of them.
"What the hell are you doing," Skylar demanded as Dutchy flicked the light switch repeatedly. Not only was it really annoying, it also made for a lousy strobe light effect.
"We're here to get the party started," Skittery said as he hit the power button on the closest radio. Ironically, that very song by Pink was playing.
"You idiots," Chance hissed. "Medda's room is just down the hall, do you know what kind of serious trouble we'll be in if you're caught here?"
"Guess we'll just have to keep the noise at a minimal level," Skittery said. "We all know how loud you girls can get."
Dutchy snickered," Oh, yeah. 'Again, again. Pull my hair! Spank me!' Oh wait, that's just Specs."
"Shut up and go away," Polecat mumbled as she pulled her pillow over her face. "The one night I get to sleep at a normal time and you guys wanna fuck around."
"Fuck around, fuck, we'll take it anyway we can get it," Dutchy said.
"Sick perve."
He beamed, "Yup."
"Queenie's room is across the hall," Tiger said. "No one here will answer your booty call."
"I know where she is, but Ruin's in there and she scares me. Ever seen her at two in the morning," he shuddered. "Frightful."
"Ruin," Pie Eater said brightly. "She's loads of fun, I'll go get her."
"No!" I stumbled back three feet as the whole room cried out in one loud protest. Pie was already out the door and took no heed.
"She'll rip his head off," Tiger said.
"Poor kid," Swifty muttered.
"Chancie," Skittery cooed as he sat down on her bed. She wrinkled her nose at him and scooted away. "Doll, we were wonderin' if you'd give us dance."
"A what," she scoffed. Kiss my ass."
Skittery puckered up, "Anything that pleases you."
"Get off my bed and out of my room."
"Awww, you don't love me? I'm saddened. Nobody want my company?"
"I do," Skylar squealed as she patted an empty space next to her.
He hesitated, probably contemplating if it was a wise choice to get so close to Conlon's girl without him being around. He must of decided the health risks were worth it, because in just a few seconds he was sharing a blanket with Skylar.
"I want you all outta here or I'll get Medda," Chance threatened.
"Chance, we've got cash," Dutchy showed his crisp ten dollar bill. "One dance, that's all."
"What's wrong? So desperate to see a girl naked that you have to pay her?"
"No," Dutchy said thoughtfully. "It's just that Swifty's gonna be 18 next week and he's never even saw a real pair of tits."
Tiger burst out in giggles, Polecat peered out from under her pillow, eyeing the Asian kid up and down. I did the same myself. Even I saw a set of breast by time I was thirteen.
"That's a lie," Swifty defended. "I've seen naked girls, plenty of them."
"See, words of a virgin."
"I'm not!"
"I won't have sex with him."
"All we want is a dance."
Polecat groaned and pulled the pillow tighter over her head. Skittery groaned too, but I think that might of been from whatever Skylar was doing under the blanket.
I glanced towards the door, where the hell did Pie Eater get off too? I heard no scream of rage or any bodies hitting the wall. Either Ruin killed Pie swiftly and silently, or he wandered off lost.
Turning my attention back to my peers, Dutchy was now settling down on Tiger's bed as the both of them ogled Chance. She had already begun her lap dance routine for Swifty.
Swifty looked uncomfortable as the red head danced around the chair he sat in. He keep his gaze set firmly on the floor and his cheeks were incredibly pink.
Chance is attractive, only far too thin. She seems to have alot of confidence as she dances though. Not like during school where she's quiet and reserved and often unapproachable.
Already her night shirt was off, now she was working on removing her tank top worn underneath. Then it struck me, girls don't wear bras to sleep. This strip tease would get this girl near naked --which is always a bonus-- but I wouldn't get my bra.
I glanced over at Dutchy who was waving the money in Chance's direction. I bet he knew this and this plan of his was just to score more booty. He looked close to achieving that with Tiger.
"Um, ahem," Swifty shifted nervously in his seat. "I, this... oh." The tank was removed and Swifty was frozen in awe. Wow, did I have that stupid glazed look in my eyes when I saw my first naked girl? I hope not, it's idiotic.
"Ruin! Pie Eater! What are you doing?!"
Medda's startled screech echoed all the way into the dorm we were in. Istuck my head out the door, Dutchy, Polecat and Tiger were right behind me."
Storming out of the girls loo was Medda Larkson, one hand gripped Ruin's left ear and the other was on Pie's. Dutchy chuckled and muttered "score." Ruin looked mortified and extremely pissed off; Pie Eater had a dopey grin on his face as he gave us a thumbs up.
Stupid Pie.
"What are you all doing?" Medda followed us thanks to Pie Eater.
I ducked back in the room, Chance was throwing her top back on and Skittery was trying to untangle himself from Skylar's blanket.
"What's going on here?" Medda looked furious as she marched her captives into the dorm. No one met her gaze, Skittery looked guilty as hell and Pie was still grinning.
"I want answers!"
"Studying," Polecat said. "Cramming for exams."
A chorus of 'yeah' went through our guilty group. Medda didn't buy it, but it was worth a shot.
"Um... group support 'cause we're all so helplessly lost and lonely? Oh, how about sleep walking? The boys were and we just woke up," she faked a yawn. "Oh, wow, hi Skitts."
Damn, she's a horrible liar. Even if Medda had believed her first excuse, the two more after only added to our admission of guilt.
"Poley," Tiger muttered. "We're caught, you can shut up now."
"Ehh, I'm goin' to bed anyway."
"No, you're all coming down to my office," Medda ordered.
"What? But I was just tryin' to sleep," Polecat protested.
"I didn't even move from my bed," Tiger added.
"Me either," Skylar pouted. "They guys came in here first."
"So party music and discarded clothes," she picked up Chance's tank top. "Is just a coincidence?"
"Dammit," Sklyar muttered as she flopped onto her bed. "Spot will hear and murder poor Skitts."
"Down stairs, now, and keep quiet. We do have students here who obey the rules."
I waited until most of the others had left the room first. I'm hoping if I linger in the back long enough, no one will notice if I sneak back off to my room.
"David, Skylar, now."
"Here, Davey," Skylar passed me by and quickly shoves something in my hands. A quick glance reveals a daisy patterened bra. Before Medda sees, I tuck in under my shirt.
This escapade probably just landed all of us another year in here, but at lease I had one and a half items on my list. One and a half... and only three days.
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Eeeeheehehee! *runs around insanely* I'm too hyper today.
*Spot!Muse comes after Polecat with his evil cane of fury* Sit still!
Warning: Can ya believe I'm adding one? I wanna say that laughing at something you found randomly funny in this fic (or even talking about it to friends) can cause others to think you are on drugs (am I right, Cards?). Yeh, so ya been warned.
