A/N Hi! I'm writing this cuz I'm bored and drinking a strawberry smoothie right now! Mmmmmmm.I love strawberry smoothies! Yes I am very hyper right now. And if you read my other fanfic you would know I'm always hyper. This fanfic is completely meaningless stuff. And is rated pg13 cuz of Inuyasha big fat potty mouth! Now be a good little reader and read the story and review!

P.S. OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRR!(I can hurt u)

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Inu-chan & co. meet modern day appliances.

"Grrrrrrrrr. Where's Kagome she always take damn too long". growled Inuyasha sitting on the couch. Then he spotted the telephone. Well I don't know how he can miss it cuz it's color is a blinding bright red. He started walking over to it and punching numbers and putting the telephone thingy to his ear. *RIIIIIIIING, RIIIIIIIIING, RIIIIIIIING*

"Heeello! This is Owari Nai Yume advice hotline! How may I help you?" Inuyasha just stared at the telephone then.

"AAAAAAHHHH! THIS BLINDING BRIGHT RED TELEPHONE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T SEE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE IS TALKING TO ME!"

"Umm.Your not from around here are you?"

"AAAHHHHHH! EVIL DEMON BE GONE!" Inuyasha was about to slash the telephone in to itty-bitty little pieces when.

"WOOAAAHHH! Do- not- kill- the- telephone- I repeat do- not- kill- the - telephone." Owari Nai Yume said 'very' slowly " And before you say anything I would just like to say that the telephone is NOT a demon!"

"Then what is it?"

"Uhhh. It's a telephone? Well.. forget about that. You must of called me because you needed help right?"

"Well not really" On the other side of the line Owari Nai Yume has a 'big' sweatdrop on her head.

"then why did you call me?" Her eyebrow was twitching in annoyance.

" I don't know I just got bored and started pressing all these numbers" on the other side of the line you can here Owari Nai Yume face fault.

" Ookaay. Well you should have some problems that you want my advice to don't you?"

" not really"

"come on you got to have some problems."

"nope"

" How about being teased or don't have any friends or you met a girl you really like and then your ex came back from the dead and you love her too but now you can't decide?"

"uhh. isn't that a little too specific?"

" uhhh. that not the point! The point is that you got to have some problem that you want me to help you!"

" then can you tell how this telephone works?"

"How should I know!?! Do I look like the telephone company to you!!!!" and then she hanged up.

"well you asked me if I had a question" Inuyasha said to himself.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A/N Well how do you like it? TELL ME! In the next chapter Miroku is gonna discover the wonders of a blender! Well ja for now! And remember to review!