O N Y: I'm back! Did u miss me!

Inuyasha: no not really

O N Y: well I didn't ask u did I?

Inuyasha: no O N Y: so shut up! And do the disclaimer

Inuyasha: Cherry owns Inuyasha

O N Y: Why'd u say that?! U want me to get sued?!

Inuyasha: yes

O N Y: grrrr. I'll do the disclaimer. Me no own Inuyasha and co. so u no suey!

Inuyasha & co. meet modern day appliances

"it's very nice of you Kagome-sama to invite us to your time." Said Miroku. Kagome just brought the gang to her time to meet her family and stuff.

"No problem Miroku. As long as you keep your promise not to grope any one for a week."

"my hand shall not touch a rear end."

"You better not or your gonna eating bone boomerang for lunch!" Sango glared at Miroku.

"Don't you girls trust me?" Miroku said innocently.

"No." the girls said flatly.

"And you better keep your hands off Kagome!" Inuyasha was growling at Miroku. Kagome started blushing at Inuyasha over protectiveness.

"Let's just go inside." Kagome quickly walked towards the shrine. " Mom? Sota? Grandpa? Where are you?" Kagome yelled as she searched her house for he relatives.

"Their not here." Inuyasha stated.

"How do you know?" said Kagome.

"Cuz I can't smell them wench!" He said as if I was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Whatever" Kagome said as she flipped him off. She started to walk upstairs towards her room. Everyone followed. Everyone that is except Miroku. He had wondered off into the kitchen and was now staring at in object on the counter.

"Magic Blender 3000" He read on the label thingie, " My god! This thing is magical! I wonder what it does?" then he spotted the plug and the place where the plug goes into. So he plugged it in and pushed a button. Whirring noise came from it and Miroku decided to take a closer look. In Miroku's book, a closer look means stick your whole entire head in it.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" kagome and the gang heard the a loud cry downstairs.

"What the hell was that!" Inuyasha said while rubbing his sensitive ears. Everyone started to run downstairs. What they saw made them laugh like hell. They were laughing their asses off. Standing in the doorway of the kitchen was Miroku with half of his hair shaved off but still had little pieces here and there.

"Nobodies gonna go on a date with you now!" Shippo barely gasped out while laughing.

*Two weeks later*

"Will you bare my child?" Miroku asked the fiftieth woman he saw. He was so desperate he asked a fat lady with hair sticking out of her armpits.

"No way am I gonna marry a balding man! You stinky old pervert!" the woman yelled while slapping him on the face. In the background you could see the gangs rolling on the floor laughing.

"That was the nicest thing anyone had said to him all day!" Sango yelled while still laughing.

A/N So did you like it ? Sorry Miroku fans! Well please review!