A/N Thanks for the reviews everybody! I feel so loved! Yay! Well here's the
next chapter! And thanks for all the reviews again! *smiling like a freak
sideshow still*
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or playstation 2 but someday. I WILL!!!
Inuyasha meets modern day appliances
By Owari Nai Yume
The gang were going to go back to Kagome's time again after Miroku's hair grew back but they did not know a unsuspecting creature was following them. Hidden behind the shrubs was a hideous short looking animal with bulging puke yellow eyes. He also had tiny slits for black pupils. He wore a terrifying tall hat that would make anyone call the fashion police. And don't let me get started on his clothes. Lets just say when you look at him ya wanna sing 'He is green idiot short and stout. When you look at him you will shout.' (the ' I'm a little teapot' song) Yep it was Jaken.
"I wonder where m'lords enemies are going." Jaken said as he followed them towards the well. He jumped just as the Inu gang jumped in.
It was pitched black at the bottom of the well. You could here some fidgeting from three humans and one hanyou and one ugly toad youkai.
"Inuyasha! Get your foot out of my mouth!" Kagome screamed.
"Then why don't you get your butt out of my face!" Inuyasha countered. If it wasn't so dark you would of seen that Kagome was blushing like there was no tomorrow and Miroku had a perverted look on his face. *rub rub*
"HENATAI HOUSHI!!!!" Sango yelled. *SLAP* *POW* *WHAMO* (whamo is my new action word! ^^) You can hear a huge clunk as a certain houshi fell to the bottom of the well.
"AAAAHHHH!!" Shippo screamed as Miroku landed on him. If you listened closely you could here him say, " Miroku gotta go on a diet! He's freaken fat!"
"Stop waving that giant boomerang around!" Jaken yelled.
"Kyaaaaaaahh! Who's there!" Kagome screamed.
"Why you here Jaken!!" Inuyasha yelled finally recognizing the putrid scent. First Inuyasha thought that it was him and that he needed to take a bath.
"I follow you so I can tell m'lord where you pathetic beings are hid-." He didn't get too finish cuz Inuyasha booted him out.
*after the gang finally got out of the well*
"I wonder where Jaken landed." Shippo said.
"Who cares about him we probably did Sesshomaru a favor getting rid of that gay dude for him." Inuyasha said. Little did they know that Jaken was in the kitchen looking at all the new gadgets that he never seen before.
"So shiny" Jaken said slowly. He then opened a cupboard where the chopsticks were. There he found a pair of metal chopsticks. Since he couldn't resist the urge to look at shiny things he grabbed the chopsticks and started to look at them intensely. So then he started to walk around the kitchen with the chopsticks like it was his new and probably only friend when he saw electric socket.
"Ooooohhhhh. I think these chopsticks can fit there!" So the idiot Jaken stuck the chopsticks in the electric sockets.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!" There stood an electrified Jaken with burn marks all over and his clothes that look a ity bity to crispy. (hey that rhymes! I'm a poet and I don't even know it. Hey that rhymes too!)
"What's going on!" Miroku yelled as the gang rushed down the stairs while they were playing Souta's playstaion 2.
"Yah, I was kicking Miroku's ass at that racing game until somebody screamed!" Sango yelled.
What they saw in the kitchen could of make them laugh for 500 years! The chopsticks were still stuck into the electric socket with an electrocuted Jaken still holding on to them.
"Oh my kami! He ruined my favorite chopsticks!" Kagome screamed.
*Back in feudal era*
Sesshomaru just heard the news of the electrocuted Jaken. Rin and him were in the living room of his castle dancing like hell.
"Woohoo! Me happy that ugly old Jaken got elect- elcta-." Rin gave up one saying electrocuted, "Me happy he got fried!"
Sesshomaru wasn't listening he was still dancing around singing " The gay duded not gonna follow me no more! Yes! Woohoo!"
A/N so did you like it? Tell me! And this really happened. My friend's friend who lives in Korea stuck metal chopsticks in the electric sockets and got electrocuted. So I would like to say thanks Rick for giving me the idea! Well ja matte ne!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or playstation 2 but someday. I WILL!!!
Inuyasha meets modern day appliances
By Owari Nai Yume
The gang were going to go back to Kagome's time again after Miroku's hair grew back but they did not know a unsuspecting creature was following them. Hidden behind the shrubs was a hideous short looking animal with bulging puke yellow eyes. He also had tiny slits for black pupils. He wore a terrifying tall hat that would make anyone call the fashion police. And don't let me get started on his clothes. Lets just say when you look at him ya wanna sing 'He is green idiot short and stout. When you look at him you will shout.' (the ' I'm a little teapot' song) Yep it was Jaken.
"I wonder where m'lords enemies are going." Jaken said as he followed them towards the well. He jumped just as the Inu gang jumped in.
It was pitched black at the bottom of the well. You could here some fidgeting from three humans and one hanyou and one ugly toad youkai.
"Inuyasha! Get your foot out of my mouth!" Kagome screamed.
"Then why don't you get your butt out of my face!" Inuyasha countered. If it wasn't so dark you would of seen that Kagome was blushing like there was no tomorrow and Miroku had a perverted look on his face. *rub rub*
"HENATAI HOUSHI!!!!" Sango yelled. *SLAP* *POW* *WHAMO* (whamo is my new action word! ^^) You can hear a huge clunk as a certain houshi fell to the bottom of the well.
"AAAAHHHH!!" Shippo screamed as Miroku landed on him. If you listened closely you could here him say, " Miroku gotta go on a diet! He's freaken fat!"
"Stop waving that giant boomerang around!" Jaken yelled.
"Kyaaaaaaahh! Who's there!" Kagome screamed.
"Why you here Jaken!!" Inuyasha yelled finally recognizing the putrid scent. First Inuyasha thought that it was him and that he needed to take a bath.
"I follow you so I can tell m'lord where you pathetic beings are hid-." He didn't get too finish cuz Inuyasha booted him out.
*after the gang finally got out of the well*
"I wonder where Jaken landed." Shippo said.
"Who cares about him we probably did Sesshomaru a favor getting rid of that gay dude for him." Inuyasha said. Little did they know that Jaken was in the kitchen looking at all the new gadgets that he never seen before.
"So shiny" Jaken said slowly. He then opened a cupboard where the chopsticks were. There he found a pair of metal chopsticks. Since he couldn't resist the urge to look at shiny things he grabbed the chopsticks and started to look at them intensely. So then he started to walk around the kitchen with the chopsticks like it was his new and probably only friend when he saw electric socket.
"Ooooohhhhh. I think these chopsticks can fit there!" So the idiot Jaken stuck the chopsticks in the electric sockets.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!" There stood an electrified Jaken with burn marks all over and his clothes that look a ity bity to crispy. (hey that rhymes! I'm a poet and I don't even know it. Hey that rhymes too!)
"What's going on!" Miroku yelled as the gang rushed down the stairs while they were playing Souta's playstaion 2.
"Yah, I was kicking Miroku's ass at that racing game until somebody screamed!" Sango yelled.
What they saw in the kitchen could of make them laugh for 500 years! The chopsticks were still stuck into the electric socket with an electrocuted Jaken still holding on to them.
"Oh my kami! He ruined my favorite chopsticks!" Kagome screamed.
*Back in feudal era*
Sesshomaru just heard the news of the electrocuted Jaken. Rin and him were in the living room of his castle dancing like hell.
"Woohoo! Me happy that ugly old Jaken got elect- elcta-." Rin gave up one saying electrocuted, "Me happy he got fried!"
Sesshomaru wasn't listening he was still dancing around singing " The gay duded not gonna follow me no more! Yes! Woohoo!"
A/N so did you like it? Tell me! And this really happened. My friend's friend who lives in Korea stuck metal chopsticks in the electric sockets and got electrocuted. So I would like to say thanks Rick for giving me the idea! Well ja matte ne!
