Introducing Tenko
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This is purely non-profit. I am not entirely sure who owns Ranma
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The bartender looked over his bar. It was early in the day, and
his place was almost deserted. He only had three customers right
now, and one was the habitual drunk that almost no bar was free of.
But the other two were just kids. At least they weren't trying to
drown their sorrows in alcohol. They'd both just ordered water. Room
temperature water. And then gone to seperate tables and sat down.
Now they were just nursing their waters and looking like life has
thrown them a few too many curve balls. They both had black hair,
but one was short and spiky, with a rattail, and the others was
longer. Both were muscular, and moved with trained grace, but one of
them...his name was...Ranma, wasn't it? Moved with sure confidence,
almost arrogance. The other guy seemed more unsure of himself.
Ranma looked over at the other guys in the bar. It was pretty
quiet. But, then again, it *was* early in the day. The bartender
was your standard stocky genial type, the drunk in the corner seemed
to be a fixture at the place, and the only one, other than him,
outside the profile was the guy sitting at another table drinking...
yep. Uniced water. The same thing he was drinking. Ranma looked
down, at the puddle of liquid on the table, and slowly drew circles
in it. The eyes that looked back at him from the reflection were
tired.
Tenchi looked around the bar. It was the first bar he'd been in.
From the way Ryoko talked about this place, he had expected it to be
booming at any hour. It wasn't. Besides him, there were only 3
others in the bar, and one of them was the bartender. The next one
was a drunk, and, from what Ryoko said, was here all the time. The
last guy was a teen, about his age, with his head down, drawing
symbols in the liquid on his table. Oddly enough, the teen was
apparently drinking the same thing he was. Uniced water. "Hi. I'm
Tenchi."
The other boy looked up, almost warily. "Er...hi. I'm Ranma."
The two boys study each other in silence for a while.
"So, uh...Tenchi...what are you doing here?"
Tenchi snorted. "What does it look like? I'm drowning my sorrows
in water. Same as you, it looks like."
"Oh...is it that obvious?"
"Yes."
Several more moments pass in an uncomfortable silence.
"So...what are *you* drowning?"
"3 fiancees. And a girlfriend."
Tenchi sits up straight, and almost spits out the water he'd been
drinking. "*3 fiancees*?!"
"Yep." Ranma says grimly. "3 fiancees."
"How...how did *that* happen?"
"My pops is an idiot. Come to think of it, why are *you* in here
looking so grim?"
"I'm trying to adjust to my new life."
"Go on...trust me. It *can't* be any worse than mine."
Tenchi looks at him for a moment, then shrugs. "In a nutshell,
I've got...let me see...Mihoshi, Washu, Ryoko, Aeka...4 girlfriends,
all of whom have their own...unique...problems. And I'm also trying
to drown the memory of the last few 'vacations' that I went on."
"Come on...4 girlfriends? I've got 3 fiancees. Say, where'd you
go on your trip, anyways? I've been on a few bombs of trips myself.
"I'd rather forget about it. But...it may help to talk about it.
I, and my family and girlfriends went to China and had some rather
unfortunate
things happen to us there."
"Huh. Right."
After several more hours, and the telling of some tall tales(read:
carefully edited true stories) the two boys walked out of the bar
laughing. "...and then...then she said that she was Ryoko's
*mother*! Can you believe it! I mean, she lo...was 12 years old!"
"Oh that's rich!" Ranma looked up at the sky, which was dark and
cloudy. "Oh, well, I've got to be going. My fiancees will worry
about me." He laughs hollowly.
"Looks like rain." Tenchi peers upward. "Fortunately, I brought
my umbrella."
"Damn. I forgot mine." Now why would he bring an umbrella...it
was sunny when I came in, and he came in about 10 minutes after me...
Just then, thunder cracks, and it begins to drizzle. Tenchi whips
his umbrella out, and opens it before more than a few drops hit him.
Ranma steps under Tenchi's umbrella as the drizzle increases to a
downpour.
Tenchi glances down at his bare wrist, pretending to examine a
watch. "Well, it looks like I don't have to be anywhere anytime
soon. Would you like to shelter under my umbrella on your way home?"
"Hey, I'd appreciate it...but won't your family worry?"
"Nah. They can look after themselves for a while. Besides, all the
interstellar threats are lying low for now. Hahhahha-" Tenchi
scratches the back of his head and sweatdrops.
Ranma eyed Tenchi curiously. He couldn't quite tell whether or not
Tenchi was joking. He thought Tenchi was...but he couldn't be sure.
And so what if he wasn't? His life had been anything *but* normal.
And, from the stories Tenchi was telling, his hadn't been either.
"Thanks again. It's just down this street."
Unnoticed by the boys, fate was taking a hand in the form of a
little old lady who chose that moment to throw her cold wash-water
out the door. The water splashed over both boys. At that moment,
neither was looking at the other. They tensed, ready for the scream
of outrage, of fear. It wasn't forthcoming.
Ranma turned, almost warily, expecting to hear a shout of outrage,
a shove out into the rain. He (She) didn't have very many friends
that weren't trying to marry or kill her, and Tenchi seemed like a
nice guy. Plus, he had enough girl troubles that he probably
wouldn't hit on her. She finished her turn, and saw something she
hadn't expected. A girl. Holding the umbrella that Tenchi had had a
moment ago. She was slightly shorter than Tenchi, with a medium
length of blue hair, and iridescent amethyst eyes. There was
something of a family resemblance between the two. She filled out
Tenchi's loose overshirt much better than he did, but the sleeves
were far too big for her.
Tenchi stopped, and looked over his shoulder at Ranma, wondering
what he would do. He seemed like a nice guy, a little bit rough-n-
ready, but much calmer than Ryoko. It would be nice to have a normal
friend, one that knew about at least some of the wierdness in his
life. The part that really freaked Tenchi out about this whole curse
thing was that his girl 'form' looked almost exactly like his
daughter. As his field of view shifted to where Ranma should have
been, he saw something completely different. A girl. Standing right
where Ranma had been. She was shorter than Ranma, with red hair, and
a sizable...bust...thank god I don't get nosebleeds anymore...
"Err..Hey!" They say simultaneously.
They point at each other, and say, in harmony, "Jusenkyu?"
A short while later, the two boys(girls?) walked up to the front
entrance of the Tendo Dojo. When they walked in the door, they were
greeted with a stunned silence. It was broken by Genma Saotome.
"Boy! How could you do this to me, your own father? Are you trying
to ruin us?"
"What are you talking about, pops?"
"Bringing some girl off the street here! Have you forgotten your
fiancee?!" Genma points to Akane, who is alternating between looking
thrilled that she won't have to marry Ranma, and staring with the
promise of large quantities of pain in her eyes at both Ranma and
Tenchi.
"Girl? Oh. Hi-...her. Well, she's...ah....not. A girl, that is."
Tenchi, looking extremely uncomfortable, says "Look...uhh...could
we get this all straightened out *after* we get some hot water?"
Kasumi left, quietly, to the kitchen to get hot water. This left
Tenchi in the uncomfortable position of being in a strange
house,with strange people, most of whom where staring at him with
large quantities of malice and, in one case, avarice, in their eyes.
"So. Who are you?" Nabiki inquired, curious now. She'd caught
what Ranma had almost said.
"Uh...I'm uhh...Tenchi."
"Right." Nabiki replied, somewhat unbelieving. She could smell
something...he's hiding something. The question is, what is it,
and can I make money off of it?
"Oh, come on guys! It's not like he's my girlfriend or anything."
Ranma said, exasperated.
"That's just...disturbing..." Tenchi murmured.
Several more moments pass in an extremely uncomfortable silence.
Fortunately, Kasumi soon returns from the kitchen with a pot of hot
water. She hands it to Ranma, who gives it to Tenchi. "You can have
the honors, Tenchi."
"Thanks." He takes the pot of hot water, tests it with a finger,
and pours it over his head. He gasps, and changes. A holster, that
had been hidden on his right forearm beneath his sleeve, loosened and
fell, unable to stay on through the multiple changes. The sword hilt
that had been in it fell out and rolled on the floor. Tenchi stoops
to pick it up, but Nabiki is faster, and grabs it just before Tenchi
reaches it.
"Interesting...a hilt. Beautifully designed. Two gems. Obviously
quite expensive. Yet you carry it around like a weapon, and one you
expect to use, though it has not a blade, and should be in a museum
somewhere. Curious." Nabiki said, bouncing the hilt on her palm.
"Where's the third gem?"
Tenchi, surprised by the non-sequiter, responded in inimitable
Tenchi fashion. "Huh?"
"The third gem. I've heard of this hilt. The sword was used by
the legendary samurai Yosho to seal a demon into eternal
imprisonment." At this point, Tenchi almost laughed. "It had three
gems on it, three gems magical gems that fueled it, and gave it the
power to imprison the demon at the Masaki shrine. Where is the other
gem?" Nabiki asked, really curious now. Ranma stared at Tenchi.
"What makes you think that is the real one? It's just a cheap
copy." Tenchi said, his right hand slowly clenching, and then
releasing, as if holding on to something, or reaching for something.
He tried hard not to look longingly at the hilt.
Nabiki could tell...Tenchi was hiding something. Something big.
"It's the real deal, isn't it? You want this back so bad, you can
taste it. Why? It's not just because it is valuable, is it?" she
asked, noticing Tenchi's hand, clenching and releasing. "You've used
this before. As a weapon."
"I would suggest that you put that hilt down, before something that
I would regret happens." Tenchi said, calmly. Akane fell into a
combat stance.
"Are you threatening me?" Nabiki asked, wonderingly. She glanced
around the room, taking in all the people now arrayed against
Tenchi. Ranma grabbed the pot of hot water from Tenchi, and doused
himself with it.
"No. I'm not threatening you. I'm merely stating a fact. If you
don't put that hilt down, something will happen that both you and I
will regret."
"Would everyone please relax! Nabiki, give him back the hilt.
Tenchi, would you please explain how you got the hilt, so that my
family doesn't kill you?" Ranma said, worried now.
Nabiki glanced at the hilt in her hand. It had started to hum, and
was now emitting a faint crackling noise. "No, I don't think I'll
give back the hilt just yet. Not until he explains one or two things."
Tenchi looked at the hilt, a faint smile creasing his lips. "The
story of how I got it, is not entirely mine to tell, so I won't. I
think, Nabiki, if that is your name, you will find that you want to
give the hilt back to me very shortly. I would say that you've got
about five seconds to give it back."
"Oh, please. If you think that some seven hundred year old
supposedly magic sword hilt can do anything, you're seriously
disturbed." Everyone in the room, except for Tenchi, who was already
looking at her, stared at her. "Okay, maybe I shou-" The hilt
crackled, and chained lightning lanced along it, bolting into Nabiki,
and the sudden discharge threw her across the room.
"Hmm. Seven seconds. I was off a little bit." Tenchi said as he
stooped to pick up the now quiescent hilt. He slid it back into its
holster, and fastened the holster to his arm again. "I warned you."
He said to Nabiki, who was rising from her new postion halfway across
the room. She coughs, and glared daggers at Tenchi. "If looks could
kill, I'd be long dead and buried before you got your chance at me."
"*Brrringggg, brrringgg*" Tenchi reaches into his jacket, and
withdraws a small phone. It's ringing. He answers it. "Tenchi
here...(pause)...No, no problem...(pause) ...I'm fine, really...
(pause)...Nahh, I just dropped it, sombody picked it up and
wouldn't give it back...(pause)...Yeah, I've got it back...(pause)
...I'm over at...(glances around the room) a friends house...
(pause)...It's all right, he's cursed too...(pause)...I'm sure it's
just a coincidence...(pause)...No! No need to do that...
(pause) ...Really, I'm fine...(pause)...Thank you for calling.
Give my love to the girls. (pause)...It'll be alright. You worry too
much. See ya later." Tenchi hangs up. "It's fortunate for you that I
managed to talk her into calling, first. The last time she thought I
was in trouble, she did something...a mite hasty, you could say."
Nabiki, standing now, asked, "Who was that? And what did she want?"
Tenchi replied, saying, "That? That was a friend of mine. She
wanted to know if I was in any trouble."
Just then, from outside, a voice called out. "Ranma Saotome, you
coward! Fight me like a man! Don't run away and hide from me!"
Ranma groaned, and buried his face in his hands. "Oh, jeez...not
again..."
"Hmmm...Sounds familiar," said Tenchi. "Ryoga? Ryoga, is that
you?" he yelled out.
"Tenchi? What the hell are you doing here? I thought you were
still on vacation in China?" Ryoga said, coming inside the dojo.
Akane was looking back and forth between the two of them. "What?
You two know each other? How?"
"Well," Tenchi replied, "every time Ryoga gets lost up in Okayama,
he always seems to make his way to my house."
"Yeah." Ryoga said. "Hey, Tenchi..."
"Yeah, Ryoga?"
"Umm...Aeka, Ryoko, Washu, and..erm...Mihoshi(this last whispered
in a voice full of dread) aren't along, by any chance, are they?"
"No, Ryoga, I left them at home. Why?"
Nabiki's mind was whirling, collating information. Okay, she
hadn't been able to get a good look at the phone, but there had
seemed to be a logo of a crab on it, and she didn't know of any
companies that used a crab logo, much less one that did and made
phones. The demon of Rashoman...hadn't it been called Ryoko? And
that was the demon imprisoned at the Masaki shrine...in
Okayama..okay, it was a stretch, but...
"Well," Ryoga glances at Akane, "They're still a little unhappy
with me over that one...incident."
"You can speak plainly here, Ryoga. We're all one big happy cursed
family now." Tenchi said, smiling.
Akane, startled, looked directly at Ryoga. "Huh? Ryoga's not
cursed."
"Sure he is. Don't tell me he's managed to hide it this long."
Tenchi said, somewhat startled. Ranma, at this point, is trying
hard to refrain from rolling on the floor and laughing.
"Masaki..." Ryoga growls.
Thats it! Thought Nabiki. It's much less of a stretch now.
"You released the demon, didn't you?"
Tenchi sweatdrops. "Demon? What demon?"
"The demon of the Masaki Shrine! The one your ancestor imprisoned
almost a millenia ago!" Nabiki said, pursueing the kill relentlessly.
Tenchi laughs. "Demon? There's no demon imprisoned at the Masaki
Shrine. There never was. That's just an old fairy tale. The Demon
of Rashoman, right? Well, there's no such beast."
Ryoga interjects, saying, "That's not what Ryoko says. Or Aeka,
either."
"Shut up, *P-chan*, or the next time you come over, I'll turn off
the hot water heater." Tenchi almost snarls, too quietly for the
others to hear...or is it?
Ryoga stiffens. "N..Never mind. F..forget I said anything."
From outside, a female voice can be heard. "Tenchiiii! Oh,
Tenchi, where are you? Olley, olley, oxen, free!!"
"Over here, Ryoko!" Tenchi said. "You better make yourself scarce,
Ryoga. If she's still...unhappy...with you, I wouldn't bet a half-
yen on your survival if she finds you."
Ryoga nods, rapidly, and then quickly disappears somewhere in the
dojo, just before Ryoko materializes behind Tenchi. "I found you!"
she says,
before glomping him.
Nabiki took in Ryoko's general appearance, that being: cat-like
eyes, fangs, pointy ears, a tail, and her method of arrival, and
come to a quick, and, unfortunately, almost correct conclusion.
"Demon!" she shouted.
Ryoko was afronted at this. She hadn't even blown anything up *all
day*, and here was this person shouting demon at her. "I'll have
you know, miss, that I am not a demon. I am Ryoko, the most feared
spa-" Tenchi elbows her in the stomach. Ryoko, unprepared for this,
has the breath knocked out of her.
Nabiki, ever quick on the trail of potential cash, "Spa? Spa what?
Space? Spec ops? What?"
"It's not important what she is, except for the fact that she's not
a demon. She's as human as I am." replied Tenchi, calmly, pretending
not to hear the sputtering noises behind him as Ryoko tried to regain
her breath and tell Nabiki exactly what she was.
"Uh-huh." Nabiki said, doubtfully. "And how human are you?"
"About three quarters." Replies Tenchi blithely.
"Uh-huh. And what's the other quarter?"
"Alien, of course. What else would it be?"
Still not entirely convinced, Nabiki sits down. A small cloud of
ashes puffs up when she sits.
Disclaimer: I do not own, nor do I claim to own, any of these
characters. Any resemblance to other people, living or dead,
fictional or real, is purely coincidental.
Tenchi Muyo! is owned by Pioneer and AIC. Please don't sue me.
This is purely non-profit. I am not entirely sure who owns Ranma
1/2, but it is not me. I'm not making any money off of this, so
please don't sue me.
Please send comments and criticism to FallenDruid@otakumail.com
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The bartender looked over his bar. It was early in the day, and
his place was almost deserted. He only had three customers right
now, and one was the habitual drunk that almost no bar was free of.
But the other two were just kids. At least they weren't trying to
drown their sorrows in alcohol. They'd both just ordered water. Room
temperature water. And then gone to seperate tables and sat down.
Now they were just nursing their waters and looking like life has
thrown them a few too many curve balls. They both had black hair,
but one was short and spiky, with a rattail, and the others was
longer. Both were muscular, and moved with trained grace, but one of
them...his name was...Ranma, wasn't it? Moved with sure confidence,
almost arrogance. The other guy seemed more unsure of himself.
Ranma looked over at the other guys in the bar. It was pretty
quiet. But, then again, it *was* early in the day. The bartender
was your standard stocky genial type, the drunk in the corner seemed
to be a fixture at the place, and the only one, other than him,
outside the profile was the guy sitting at another table drinking...
yep. Uniced water. The same thing he was drinking. Ranma looked
down, at the puddle of liquid on the table, and slowly drew circles
in it. The eyes that looked back at him from the reflection were
tired.
Tenchi looked around the bar. It was the first bar he'd been in.
From the way Ryoko talked about this place, he had expected it to be
booming at any hour. It wasn't. Besides him, there were only 3
others in the bar, and one of them was the bartender. The next one
was a drunk, and, from what Ryoko said, was here all the time. The
last guy was a teen, about his age, with his head down, drawing
symbols in the liquid on his table. Oddly enough, the teen was
apparently drinking the same thing he was. Uniced water. "Hi. I'm
Tenchi."
The other boy looked up, almost warily. "Er...hi. I'm Ranma."
The two boys study each other in silence for a while.
"So, uh...Tenchi...what are you doing here?"
Tenchi snorted. "What does it look like? I'm drowning my sorrows
in water. Same as you, it looks like."
"Oh...is it that obvious?"
"Yes."
Several more moments pass in an uncomfortable silence.
"So...what are *you* drowning?"
"3 fiancees. And a girlfriend."
Tenchi sits up straight, and almost spits out the water he'd been
drinking. "*3 fiancees*?!"
"Yep." Ranma says grimly. "3 fiancees."
"How...how did *that* happen?"
"My pops is an idiot. Come to think of it, why are *you* in here
looking so grim?"
"I'm trying to adjust to my new life."
"Go on...trust me. It *can't* be any worse than mine."
Tenchi looks at him for a moment, then shrugs. "In a nutshell,
I've got...let me see...Mihoshi, Washu, Ryoko, Aeka...4 girlfriends,
all of whom have their own...unique...problems. And I'm also trying
to drown the memory of the last few 'vacations' that I went on."
"Come on...4 girlfriends? I've got 3 fiancees. Say, where'd you
go on your trip, anyways? I've been on a few bombs of trips myself.
"I'd rather forget about it. But...it may help to talk about it.
I, and my family and girlfriends went to China and had some rather
unfortunate
things happen to us there."
"Huh. Right."
After several more hours, and the telling of some tall tales(read:
carefully edited true stories) the two boys walked out of the bar
laughing. "...and then...then she said that she was Ryoko's
*mother*! Can you believe it! I mean, she lo...was 12 years old!"
"Oh that's rich!" Ranma looked up at the sky, which was dark and
cloudy. "Oh, well, I've got to be going. My fiancees will worry
about me." He laughs hollowly.
"Looks like rain." Tenchi peers upward. "Fortunately, I brought
my umbrella."
"Damn. I forgot mine." Now why would he bring an umbrella...it
was sunny when I came in, and he came in about 10 minutes after me...
Just then, thunder cracks, and it begins to drizzle. Tenchi whips
his umbrella out, and opens it before more than a few drops hit him.
Ranma steps under Tenchi's umbrella as the drizzle increases to a
downpour.
Tenchi glances down at his bare wrist, pretending to examine a
watch. "Well, it looks like I don't have to be anywhere anytime
soon. Would you like to shelter under my umbrella on your way home?"
"Hey, I'd appreciate it...but won't your family worry?"
"Nah. They can look after themselves for a while. Besides, all the
interstellar threats are lying low for now. Hahhahha-" Tenchi
scratches the back of his head and sweatdrops.
Ranma eyed Tenchi curiously. He couldn't quite tell whether or not
Tenchi was joking. He thought Tenchi was...but he couldn't be sure.
And so what if he wasn't? His life had been anything *but* normal.
And, from the stories Tenchi was telling, his hadn't been either.
"Thanks again. It's just down this street."
Unnoticed by the boys, fate was taking a hand in the form of a
little old lady who chose that moment to throw her cold wash-water
out the door. The water splashed over both boys. At that moment,
neither was looking at the other. They tensed, ready for the scream
of outrage, of fear. It wasn't forthcoming.
Ranma turned, almost warily, expecting to hear a shout of outrage,
a shove out into the rain. He (She) didn't have very many friends
that weren't trying to marry or kill her, and Tenchi seemed like a
nice guy. Plus, he had enough girl troubles that he probably
wouldn't hit on her. She finished her turn, and saw something she
hadn't expected. A girl. Holding the umbrella that Tenchi had had a
moment ago. She was slightly shorter than Tenchi, with a medium
length of blue hair, and iridescent amethyst eyes. There was
something of a family resemblance between the two. She filled out
Tenchi's loose overshirt much better than he did, but the sleeves
were far too big for her.
Tenchi stopped, and looked over his shoulder at Ranma, wondering
what he would do. He seemed like a nice guy, a little bit rough-n-
ready, but much calmer than Ryoko. It would be nice to have a normal
friend, one that knew about at least some of the wierdness in his
life. The part that really freaked Tenchi out about this whole curse
thing was that his girl 'form' looked almost exactly like his
daughter. As his field of view shifted to where Ranma should have
been, he saw something completely different. A girl. Standing right
where Ranma had been. She was shorter than Ranma, with red hair, and
a sizable...bust...thank god I don't get nosebleeds anymore...
"Err..Hey!" They say simultaneously.
They point at each other, and say, in harmony, "Jusenkyu?"
A short while later, the two boys(girls?) walked up to the front
entrance of the Tendo Dojo. When they walked in the door, they were
greeted with a stunned silence. It was broken by Genma Saotome.
"Boy! How could you do this to me, your own father? Are you trying
to ruin us?"
"What are you talking about, pops?"
"Bringing some girl off the street here! Have you forgotten your
fiancee?!" Genma points to Akane, who is alternating between looking
thrilled that she won't have to marry Ranma, and staring with the
promise of large quantities of pain in her eyes at both Ranma and
Tenchi.
"Girl? Oh. Hi-...her. Well, she's...ah....not. A girl, that is."
Tenchi, looking extremely uncomfortable, says "Look...uhh...could
we get this all straightened out *after* we get some hot water?"
Kasumi left, quietly, to the kitchen to get hot water. This left
Tenchi in the uncomfortable position of being in a strange
house,with strange people, most of whom where staring at him with
large quantities of malice and, in one case, avarice, in their eyes.
"So. Who are you?" Nabiki inquired, curious now. She'd caught
what Ranma had almost said.
"Uh...I'm uhh...Tenchi."
"Right." Nabiki replied, somewhat unbelieving. She could smell
something...he's hiding something. The question is, what is it,
and can I make money off of it?
"Oh, come on guys! It's not like he's my girlfriend or anything."
Ranma said, exasperated.
"That's just...disturbing..." Tenchi murmured.
Several more moments pass in an extremely uncomfortable silence.
Fortunately, Kasumi soon returns from the kitchen with a pot of hot
water. She hands it to Ranma, who gives it to Tenchi. "You can have
the honors, Tenchi."
"Thanks." He takes the pot of hot water, tests it with a finger,
and pours it over his head. He gasps, and changes. A holster, that
had been hidden on his right forearm beneath his sleeve, loosened and
fell, unable to stay on through the multiple changes. The sword hilt
that had been in it fell out and rolled on the floor. Tenchi stoops
to pick it up, but Nabiki is faster, and grabs it just before Tenchi
reaches it.
"Interesting...a hilt. Beautifully designed. Two gems. Obviously
quite expensive. Yet you carry it around like a weapon, and one you
expect to use, though it has not a blade, and should be in a museum
somewhere. Curious." Nabiki said, bouncing the hilt on her palm.
"Where's the third gem?"
Tenchi, surprised by the non-sequiter, responded in inimitable
Tenchi fashion. "Huh?"
"The third gem. I've heard of this hilt. The sword was used by
the legendary samurai Yosho to seal a demon into eternal
imprisonment." At this point, Tenchi almost laughed. "It had three
gems on it, three gems magical gems that fueled it, and gave it the
power to imprison the demon at the Masaki shrine. Where is the other
gem?" Nabiki asked, really curious now. Ranma stared at Tenchi.
"What makes you think that is the real one? It's just a cheap
copy." Tenchi said, his right hand slowly clenching, and then
releasing, as if holding on to something, or reaching for something.
He tried hard not to look longingly at the hilt.
Nabiki could tell...Tenchi was hiding something. Something big.
"It's the real deal, isn't it? You want this back so bad, you can
taste it. Why? It's not just because it is valuable, is it?" she
asked, noticing Tenchi's hand, clenching and releasing. "You've used
this before. As a weapon."
"I would suggest that you put that hilt down, before something that
I would regret happens." Tenchi said, calmly. Akane fell into a
combat stance.
"Are you threatening me?" Nabiki asked, wonderingly. She glanced
around the room, taking in all the people now arrayed against
Tenchi. Ranma grabbed the pot of hot water from Tenchi, and doused
himself with it.
"No. I'm not threatening you. I'm merely stating a fact. If you
don't put that hilt down, something will happen that both you and I
will regret."
"Would everyone please relax! Nabiki, give him back the hilt.
Tenchi, would you please explain how you got the hilt, so that my
family doesn't kill you?" Ranma said, worried now.
Nabiki glanced at the hilt in her hand. It had started to hum, and
was now emitting a faint crackling noise. "No, I don't think I'll
give back the hilt just yet. Not until he explains one or two things."
Tenchi looked at the hilt, a faint smile creasing his lips. "The
story of how I got it, is not entirely mine to tell, so I won't. I
think, Nabiki, if that is your name, you will find that you want to
give the hilt back to me very shortly. I would say that you've got
about five seconds to give it back."
"Oh, please. If you think that some seven hundred year old
supposedly magic sword hilt can do anything, you're seriously
disturbed." Everyone in the room, except for Tenchi, who was already
looking at her, stared at her. "Okay, maybe I shou-" The hilt
crackled, and chained lightning lanced along it, bolting into Nabiki,
and the sudden discharge threw her across the room.
"Hmm. Seven seconds. I was off a little bit." Tenchi said as he
stooped to pick up the now quiescent hilt. He slid it back into its
holster, and fastened the holster to his arm again. "I warned you."
He said to Nabiki, who was rising from her new postion halfway across
the room. She coughs, and glared daggers at Tenchi. "If looks could
kill, I'd be long dead and buried before you got your chance at me."
"*Brrringggg, brrringgg*" Tenchi reaches into his jacket, and
withdraws a small phone. It's ringing. He answers it. "Tenchi
here...(pause)...No, no problem...(pause) ...I'm fine, really...
(pause)...Nahh, I just dropped it, sombody picked it up and
wouldn't give it back...(pause)...Yeah, I've got it back...(pause)
...I'm over at...(glances around the room) a friends house...
(pause)...It's all right, he's cursed too...(pause)...I'm sure it's
just a coincidence...(pause)...No! No need to do that...
(pause) ...Really, I'm fine...(pause)...Thank you for calling.
Give my love to the girls. (pause)...It'll be alright. You worry too
much. See ya later." Tenchi hangs up. "It's fortunate for you that I
managed to talk her into calling, first. The last time she thought I
was in trouble, she did something...a mite hasty, you could say."
Nabiki, standing now, asked, "Who was that? And what did she want?"
Tenchi replied, saying, "That? That was a friend of mine. She
wanted to know if I was in any trouble."
Just then, from outside, a voice called out. "Ranma Saotome, you
coward! Fight me like a man! Don't run away and hide from me!"
Ranma groaned, and buried his face in his hands. "Oh, jeez...not
again..."
"Hmmm...Sounds familiar," said Tenchi. "Ryoga? Ryoga, is that
you?" he yelled out.
"Tenchi? What the hell are you doing here? I thought you were
still on vacation in China?" Ryoga said, coming inside the dojo.
Akane was looking back and forth between the two of them. "What?
You two know each other? How?"
"Well," Tenchi replied, "every time Ryoga gets lost up in Okayama,
he always seems to make his way to my house."
"Yeah." Ryoga said. "Hey, Tenchi..."
"Yeah, Ryoga?"
"Umm...Aeka, Ryoko, Washu, and..erm...Mihoshi(this last whispered
in a voice full of dread) aren't along, by any chance, are they?"
"No, Ryoga, I left them at home. Why?"
Nabiki's mind was whirling, collating information. Okay, she
hadn't been able to get a good look at the phone, but there had
seemed to be a logo of a crab on it, and she didn't know of any
companies that used a crab logo, much less one that did and made
phones. The demon of Rashoman...hadn't it been called Ryoko? And
that was the demon imprisoned at the Masaki shrine...in
Okayama..okay, it was a stretch, but...
"Well," Ryoga glances at Akane, "They're still a little unhappy
with me over that one...incident."
"You can speak plainly here, Ryoga. We're all one big happy cursed
family now." Tenchi said, smiling.
Akane, startled, looked directly at Ryoga. "Huh? Ryoga's not
cursed."
"Sure he is. Don't tell me he's managed to hide it this long."
Tenchi said, somewhat startled. Ranma, at this point, is trying
hard to refrain from rolling on the floor and laughing.
"Masaki..." Ryoga growls.
Thats it! Thought Nabiki. It's much less of a stretch now.
"You released the demon, didn't you?"
Tenchi sweatdrops. "Demon? What demon?"
"The demon of the Masaki Shrine! The one your ancestor imprisoned
almost a millenia ago!" Nabiki said, pursueing the kill relentlessly.
Tenchi laughs. "Demon? There's no demon imprisoned at the Masaki
Shrine. There never was. That's just an old fairy tale. The Demon
of Rashoman, right? Well, there's no such beast."
Ryoga interjects, saying, "That's not what Ryoko says. Or Aeka,
either."
"Shut up, *P-chan*, or the next time you come over, I'll turn off
the hot water heater." Tenchi almost snarls, too quietly for the
others to hear...or is it?
Ryoga stiffens. "N..Never mind. F..forget I said anything."
From outside, a female voice can be heard. "Tenchiiii! Oh,
Tenchi, where are you? Olley, olley, oxen, free!!"
"Over here, Ryoko!" Tenchi said. "You better make yourself scarce,
Ryoga. If she's still...unhappy...with you, I wouldn't bet a half-
yen on your survival if she finds you."
Ryoga nods, rapidly, and then quickly disappears somewhere in the
dojo, just before Ryoko materializes behind Tenchi. "I found you!"
she says,
before glomping him.
Nabiki took in Ryoko's general appearance, that being: cat-like
eyes, fangs, pointy ears, a tail, and her method of arrival, and
come to a quick, and, unfortunately, almost correct conclusion.
"Demon!" she shouted.
Ryoko was afronted at this. She hadn't even blown anything up *all
day*, and here was this person shouting demon at her. "I'll have
you know, miss, that I am not a demon. I am Ryoko, the most feared
spa-" Tenchi elbows her in the stomach. Ryoko, unprepared for this,
has the breath knocked out of her.
Nabiki, ever quick on the trail of potential cash, "Spa? Spa what?
Space? Spec ops? What?"
"It's not important what she is, except for the fact that she's not
a demon. She's as human as I am." replied Tenchi, calmly, pretending
not to hear the sputtering noises behind him as Ryoko tried to regain
her breath and tell Nabiki exactly what she was.
"Uh-huh." Nabiki said, doubtfully. "And how human are you?"
"About three quarters." Replies Tenchi blithely.
"Uh-huh. And what's the other quarter?"
"Alien, of course. What else would it be?"
Still not entirely convinced, Nabiki sits down. A small cloud of
ashes puffs up when she sits.
