I'M STILL ALIVE!!!!!! New chapter up (finally!) This is the product of my boredom when my Internet wouldn't work (I said before and will say again, I only write lately in ultimate boredom or when I should be doing something else). Sorry for the shortness, I was pre-occupied when I wrote this because I was listening to an old tape that my friend Amie made me from a trip to England a couple years ago (BEST FRIENDS EVER!!!).

Thanks to everyone who reviewed: *hands them TWO cookies* (ooooooooohhhhhh

Oh, and I've decided to put Urd with.well your going to have to read and find out later, now aren't you? That you for all the suggestions though! Oh, and I'm sorry about the wall/mirror thingy. In the manga it doesn't really show the mirror, it just looks like a very odd wall, which I thought was odd as everyone else comes out of screens/water/cameras/etc.



Duo sighed and walked into the living room, kicking a couch cushion that had fallen to the floor.

"Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored" he sang to himself. Flopping down on the couch he picked up the remote control and started to flick through different tv stations.

He sighed. "Why can't a hot girl come out of a mirror and ask ME what I want?" He looked up at the ceiling. "Would it be SO hard to do for me?"

"Duo? Are you in here?" called Belldandy from the hall.

Duo turned his head slightly. "Yeah I am Bell."

She came in the room and smiled. "Quatre, Trowa and I are going to the.mall I think they called it, to buy clothes. They said that I can not go around in my robes. Would you like to come with us?" she asked sweetly.

"Nah, I think I'll chill here watching tv."

Belldandy smiled again. "Okay, we shall be back in a few hours then. Wufei is out and Heero is out as well I believe. I'll lock the door as I go out."

"Thanks." He said. "Ciao" Duo waved and turned his attention back to the tv. **Bell seems to fit in well** he mused to himself. **considering she's stuck here with us..** he winced. He still felt bad that he had caused Belldandy to be tied to Quatre. **He does enjoy it though, I can tell. He feels really bad when she does chores. She already does most of the cooking, cleaning, and everything else. Huh, you'd think that he would be used to having girls do things for him with 39 sisters**

His thoughts were interrupted by the doorbell. Thinking that it was one of the guys coming back he yelled out "It's open."

He forgot about it until a couple of minutes later the bell rang again. "Why didn't they just - oh wait, Bell said she locked it." he sighed and stood up. "You'd think they'd take the key" he muttered. "You should be more prepared." he mocked in Heero's voice.

He made his way to the door and opened it, ready to give the person on the other side a lecture about responsibility (he snickered to himself), only to find no one there.

"Huh?" he said, scratching his head. He looked up and down the dirt road (1), seeing no one. "It's not like someone could be playing nicky-nicky- nine-doors. The only one to do that would be ME." He chuckled.

Duo walked out and looked around. When he looked down he noticed a package lying on the doorstep. Picking it up he stepped inside as he opened it. Out came a video marked 'Sexy Sister 2'. Duo's eyes bugged out.

"Who the hell is sending us porn?" he looked at the envelope trying to find a return address or name on it. Finding the envelope blank he shrugged and looked at the tape again.

"Maybe it's not porn, maybe it's." he trailed off. He looked at the video and smirked.

"Only one way to find out, now isn't there"

He tiptoed into the living room, which was rather pointless since he was the only one home, and slipped the movie into the VCR.

"No one will know." he trailed off turning the tv on. He pressed play and sat back on his heels snickering.

"Heh, no way I'm sharing this" he said as the title screen came up. He glued his eyes to the screen. A pair of long, tanned legs came onto the screen.

"Oh baby" Duo leaned in closer.

The camera view began to run up and down them, until it focused on her foot. The foot seemed to get closer and closer to the screen until it-

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"











- they live a little out-of-the-way ok? Even if the war is over they're still the gundam guys aren't they? Fans could mob them or something.*cough*youknowwho*cough

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