scene: Samus, Jiggly puff, Ness and Kirby are fighting in Hyrule Castle. Ness and Kirby are one the red team, Juggly Puff and Samus are on the blue team.
Kirby: DIE, SAMUS, DIE DIE DIEEEE! ::up+b::
Samus: heh, stupid puffball ::jumps the gets by Kirby and up+b::
::Kirby flies away into the sky::
JigglyPuff: hey Samus, puffballs are not all stupid! ::puffs up::
Samus: uhh, no, I didn't mean that, Jiggy.. ::sweatdrop and backs away::
Ness: Pika Fire! ::samus flames up:: you should really watch your back you know. Pika Fire! ::repeats until she gets up to 258% and does a yoyo and she flies away into the sky::
Samus: JIGGY! ::powers up her energy ball thingy::
::Kirby appears on his cloud and soon after Jiggly poff does, too::
Kirby: ::waves:: Hi, Jiggy.....
JigglyPuff: ::giggles:: hi! ::jumps down::
Kirby: ::starry eyes:: I have to... ::waits to long and falls from the cloud onto his head:: owwie..
JigglyPuff: ::Walks up to Kirby::
::Samus and Ness stil fighting by the triangle shelter::
Kirby: ::shakes his head and stands up:: oh hi, Jiggy. I, could I ask you somet--::gets put to sleep by Jiggly Puff::
JigglyPuff: BYE! ::down+b::
::kirby shoots up and flies down the front of the screen::
JigglyPuff: ::taunt::
Ness: oh so you wanna go at it puffball? ::jumps up onto the main part:: Pika Fire!
::JigglyPuff jumps up and lands next to ness, and puts him to sleep, then does down+b::
::Ness flies down the screen in the manner Kirby had::
::They both appear in their clouds::
Kirby: Put you to sleep, too?
Ness: {shamefully} ::nodds::
Kiby: Me too. ::sigh:: Ness, can I ask you something?
Ness: ::nodds::
Kirby: Do you any of the Smash Bros?
Ness: Nope! gotta go! ::jumps down from the cloud::
::Kirby follows him::
Ness: We're back, ladies! ::gets shot with Samus's energy ball thingy and gets blown off the screen:: oh that really stinks....
Samus: want one, Kirby?
all mighty voice: Time up!
::screen changes to Kirby and JigglyPuff standing on Hyrule Castle facing each other::
all mighty voice: Sudden Death! GO!
Kirby: Jiggly Puff, before you--::gets put to sleep::
JigglyPuff: Jiggy Puff! ::down+b::
::Kirby gets blown off the screen::
All high and mighty voice: Game Over!
::screen change::
All high and mighty voice: Blue Team Winns!
Juggly Puff: Jig, Jiggy Puff!
::Ness and Kirby clap in the back ground::
Kirby: ::sighs:: How am I ever going to ask her if she keeps putting me to sleep?
Ness: ::shruggs:: I dunno
::screen change::
All high and Mighty voice: Choose your character!
::all high and mighty hands browse through the screen::
Kirby: ::thinks:: please choose me and jiggy, please choose me and jiggy
::all high and mighty hand goes back to one player::
All high and mighty voice: Choose your character!
::all high and mighty hand browses through the screen::
Kirby: ::thinks:: please choose jiggy, please choose jiggy...
::all high and mighty hand chooses pikachu and gives him a blue wizard hat, medium level::
all high and mighty voice: Pikachu vs. Link!
Link: darnit, why do I always have to be the easiest? I want to take over the Master Hand Stage!
Pikachu: pi pi pi pi pi pi pi [laughter]
Link: ::crosses his arms:: oh do hush up.
Pikachu: ka pi chu ka! [NOOO! NEVER!!!] ::b attack::
Link: ::sighs and gets hit::
Pikachu: pi pi pi pi pi! [laughter]
Link: oh hush up. the all mighty hand did choose medium, so I don't have to be totally harmless ::taunt::
pikachu: ::taunt::
Link: ::taunt::
Pikachu: ::taunt::
Link: ::taunt::
Pikachu: ::taunt::
Link: ::taunt::
Pikachu: pi pi pi pi chu chu ka chu ka pi [you're an idiot, you know that?]
Link: If I'm an idiot, what does that make you, you little yellow fart.
Pikachu: pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi! [laughter] ::falls onto back with laughter:: Pi ka chu chu pi chu ka [a pokemon, moron] ::taunt::
Link: I know you're a PokeMon! Don't get smart alec with me! ::throws a bomb Pikachu's direction::
Pikachu: ::bomb is waay of and luckily doesn't explode, so walks over and picks bomb up:: Pi pi pi pi pi pi ka ka chu pi pi ka ak chu chu [learn to aim, you little green moron] ::throws it at him::
Link: OH SHUT UP! AHH! ::gets throwm off the screen::
all high and mighty voice: Game Set!
::screen switch::
All high and Mighty voice: Pikachu vs. Yoshi Team!
::screen switch::
All high and mighty voice: GO!
Pikachu: ::sigh:: ka chu pi pi...[I hate Yoshi...]
Yoshi1: HEY! I HEARD THAT!
Pikachu: ka ka ka ka chu pi chu chu pi ka? [oh really? What'cha gunna do about it?]
Yoshi2: Oh, you want to know what we're going to do about it, eh?
Pikachu: ::nodds::
Yoshie 3: well then ::they all three charge at Pikachu::
Pikachu: ::sighs:: pi ka pi [pathetic...] ::down+b::
::all three Yoshis fly off the screen and three more fall down::
Pikachu: ::sigh:: ka chu pi pi...[I hate Yoshi]
Yoshi4: HEY! I HEARD THAT!
Pikachu: ka ka ka ka chu pi chu chu pi ka? [oh really? What'cha gunna do about it?]
Yoshi5: Oh, you want to know what we're going to do about it, eh?
Pikachu: ::nodds::
Yoshi6: well then ::they all three charge at Pikachu::
Pikachu: ::sighs:: chu ka pi pi ka chu chu pi [this really is too easy...] ::down+b::
::all three Yoshis fly off the screen and three more fall down::
::repeat process until all but 1 Yoshi is gone::
Pikachu: ::sigh:: k'chu ka ka pik [Gyod, I hate this level. Too easy.] ::body slamms the last Yoshi and does a taunt just before it turns into a star::
all high and mighty voice: Game Set!
::screen change::
all high and mighty voice: Pikachu vs. Fox
::screen change::
all high and mighty voice: GO!
Pikachu ::dances:: pi chuuu! pichuuu! chuki pa pi chuuuu! [hooray! a worthy opponent!]
Fox: ::grumbles:: of course, I'm a worthy opponent you runt. Now hush up and fight.
Pikachu: {sarcastically} ::salutes: chu ki chu! [sir, yes sir!] ::b attack::
Fox: you little runt, we do this every time! ::reflects it::
Pikachu: ::jumps up:: ki ki [I know] ::down+a::
::fox gets thrown towards the nose of the ship::
::Pikachu runs up and grabbs him with R before he gets up and throws his farther towards the nose. repeats until he actually hets thrown off the nose::
Fox: grrr, we do this every time too! hya! ::up+b::
Pikachu: ka chi chi chi [oh no, no, no] ::b attack::
Fox: ::gets hit and falls down:: cheap little yellow fart ::dies::
all high and mighty voice: Game Set!
::screen switch::
All high and mighty voice: Break the Targets!
::screen switch::
all high and mighty voice: GO!
Pikachu: {very un-enthyusiastically} pi pika chuu.. [this is even worse than the Yoshi team...]
::does the whole thing in less than 15 seconds::
all high and mighty voice: Stage Complete!
::screen switch::
all high and mighty voice: Pikachu vs. Mario bros
::screen switch::
all high and mighty voice: GO!
Pikachu: ::yawn:: kchu ki pa chu [need some rest] ::sits back and let's her team mate, DK kill them both::
::screen switch::
Pikachu vs. Giant DK
::screen switch::
GO!
Pikachu: ::sigh:: paku chi [how fun...] ::gets on the upper left platform and does her B attack while letting her team mates, Link and Samus, kill giant DK:: {sarcastically} ka chi chi ki? [don't I love team battles?]
::backstage::
Master Hand: HEY KIRBY! HURRY UP AND FINISH CLONING YOURSELF, YOU'RE NEXT!
Kirby: ::saultes:: Right away, sir! ::splits into different Kirbys and all the opthers run and suck in a character::
Master Hand: ::mumbles as he watches Pikachu:: I don't like that Pikachu...too full of herself... ::pikachu finishes:: KIRBIES! GET YOUR BUTTS OUT THERE AND SOMEONE HURRY UP AND GO SUCK IN PIKACHU BEFORE IT STARTS!
Kirby and clones: ::salutes:: yes, sir! Right away, sir! ::they file onto the playing field::
Pikachu: kachu Kirby [hi kirby]
plain kirby: hi. he's gotta suck you in now so that we can have a pikachu kirby ::stands aside for a kirby-clone to suck pikachu in::
Pikachu chiii pikachu ku pika [man, I hate this part]
all high and mighty voice: Pikachu vs. Kirby Team
plain Kirby: hey pika, don't kill me til I ask you something, okay?
Pikachu: ::nodds::
all high and mighty voice: GO!
Pikachu: ::starts randomly using R and succeeds in killing all but pika kirby and plain kirby::
plain kirby: stand back, I have to ask pika something
pika kirby: no way! we have to fight! ::b attack::
pikachu: ::b attack::
plain kirby: ::flies up to the right platform above pikachu: sooo, pikachu, can I ask you now?
pikachu: ::continues B attack again and again:: pi [shoot]
plain kirby: well, I've got this thing for juggly puff.....and I figured, heck, you're a female pokemon, you might know......
pikachu: pa ku chii [cover your ears]
Kirby: I figured as much ::sweatdrop::
pika kirby: WHAT??? THE QUESTION YOU WANTED TO ASK HER WAS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE??? THIS IS REDICULOUS! ::up+b::
Pikachu: ::mutters:: pi pi chu ki chu [only because you don't have one] ::sweatdrop::
pika kirby: oh, shut up! ::body slam::
pikachu: chii! chu ki ka ka chuuu [damn! wasn't expecting that one...] ::flies off the screen::
plain kirby: ::sigh:: well, come on back, game's--
all high and mighty voice: Game Set! and that is MY LINE!
kirby: ::shrinks:: sorry, oh high and mighty one....
all high and mighty voice: I thought so. Continue? Game over...
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GASSP! What ever will Kirby do??? join in next time for Captain Falcon; Why am I asking HIM???
