::scene:: Kirby is fighting the master hand::

Master hand: Prepare to die, puffball

Kirby: Not on my life, you empty glove!

Master hand: grrrrrrrr ::flies up and slapps the ground::

Kirby: ::Z:: Mwaha! You underestimate the power of puff! ::jumps up and uses A attack::

Master hand: ::thinks to himself:: Damn! just twice more, then the puffball will win! Time for a good attack.
Mwaha! evade this one, you little pink mushroom!

kirby: okay.

Master hand: ::flies up and spins around on top of Kirby:

Kirby: ::Z:: mwaha. ::raises eyebrows:: Care to dance? ::jumps up and does down+a attack::

Master hand: grrrrr here goes.... ::walks across the playing field and flicks kirby off the edge with middle finger::

kirby: how wude ::puffs up and flies back to the playing field:: ::jumps up and does down+b attack::

Master hand: NOOOOOOOOOOO ::dies::

Kirby: ::taunt::

all high and mighty voice: Game set!

::screen change::

::special bonus menu pops up::

Kirby: ::stares at the special bonus menu:: wow...speed king, I've never gotten that one one before..... ::blinks::

All high and mighty voice:: Challenger approaching!

Kirby: OOOOH, so THAT'S what it was....

Captain Falcon: Why hello, puffball!

kirby: DONT CALL ME THAT!

Cappy: Why, I'm terribly sorry, citizen. What is the name you wish to go by?

Kirby: kirby, please. ::crosses his arms::

Cappy: very well, sir Kirby. Now then, ON WITH THE FIGHT! ::taunt:: Show me your moves!

Kirby: ::backs away:: ooookyay, then..... ::up+b::

Cappy: ::poses:: oh my, what a neato little sword thingy! eep! ::gets hit and flies up and falls onto the ground::

kirby: ::backs up and waits for him to get up::

Cappy: oh my, look at all the pretty little birdies..... ::stands up with crossed eyes and a tooth knocked out::

Kirby: don't tell me this is the guy we're gunna win over.... ::sweatdrop::

Cappy: That I am, citizen! ::hold his arm up in a motion::

Kirby: oh please..... ::runs over and R attack:: bye! ::throws him off the edge::

Cappy: EEEEEP! NOOOOOOOOO! ::flies away as a star::

Kirby: ::sigh:: that was too easy.....

all high and mighty voice: Game Set!

::screen change::

Kirby: ::reads through the screen:: oh god no, he was..... WE GOTTA NANCY BOY!

Cappy: We do????? WHERE??? ::looks around frantically::

Kirby: ahh! ::runs away::

Samus: don't sweat it, kid. This-a-way we'll have plenty of fun killing him ::chuckles and lifts up her arm blaster::

Pikachu: pi paku chi ka chu pi chii paki chku [yup. I'm personally looking forward to it, myself]

Mario: I don't-a know...he seems like-a pretty nice-a guy... ::rubbs his chin::

Ness: ::whispers:: I think we might have two, kirby...

Kirby: ::sighs:: oohh, JIGGY's here! ::runs over to jiggly puff with starry eyes::

Jiggly puff: Hi Kirby ::giggles:: say, why aren't we fighting?

Kirby: ::shruggs:: I guess the all high and mighty hand decided to take a break.

Jiggly puff: HOORAY! Want to hear my new song? ::runs over to a platform and takes out her microphone and starts singing::

Kirby: nooo, I was.....thinking...of...............something............................el...se.....::falls asleep::

Jiggly puff: ::opens her eyes and stopps singing:: HOW RUDE! THEY DO THIS EVERY TIME! ::pops out her marker an starts drawing on every body:: hmph! That'll teach them to fall asleep on me! ::stomps outta the room::

::five hours later::

Cappy: yo, Kirby, wake up. ::shakes Kirby::

Kirby: ::blinks a couple times then sits up, rubbing his eye:: yea, Cappy?

Cappy: you've got make-up on

Kirby: ::sweatdrop:: that's no make-up, Cappy, that would be some of Jiggly-puff artwork. Happens all the time. Hey, Cappy, can I ask you something?

Cappy: go for it. ::winks::

Kirby: ::sweatdrop:: right, um, would you concider yourself good with girls?

Cappy: Why, ABSOLUTELY! Girls just seem to love me, they flock toward me and share their girly secrets ::does a motion::

Kirby: ::yet another sweatdrop:: okay then. Do have any, um advice? See, I kinda like Jigglypuff but she doesn't seem to notice, and I don't know how to--

Cappy: Why, have no fear, citizen! chicks dig the whole super-hero man type person get-up ::smiles revealing sparkly white teeth, and does another motion::

Kirby: hey, thanks, Cappy. I'll give it a try. ::goes to his room and searches through his drawers:: damnit, I don't have any super hero stuff... ::pulls out a Sailor Moon outfit:: ahhh....guess this will have to do ::sweatdrop::

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hehehehehehe, will Jigglypuff fall for the female superhero get-up? Find out next time on Cool, cool Kirby; shades and a helmet heh, kind of long title. lol oh well ^^ Thanks for coming and please take time to submit a review! Tis greatly appriciated ^^ ::gets to work on cool, cool kirby::