Kirby: {shamefully} Jiggy, I'm really sorry, but your songs are just so pretty that they make me--
Jiggy: I don't wan to hear it!
Kirby: ::sigh:: I didn't want to have to do this, but... ::puts on the Sailor Moon uniform and does motions::
Jiggy: ::slap:: Kirby, what has gotten into you?
Kirby: owwie... ::flattens:: nothing.... ::droops and slowly walks away::
All high and Mighty voice: Choose your character!
::all the smashers scurry about and get into their respective positions::
::all high and mighty hands brows through the screen, choosing Kirby and Jiggly Puff on the blue team, and Falcon and Samus on the red team, Silicon City::
All high and mighty voice: GO!
Cappy: ::instantly engages in his taunt:: Show me your moves!
Kirby: ::sigh:: That is going to get really annoying....
Cappy: What's that, citizen?
Kirby: ahh, nothing... ::b::
Cappy: AHHHHH ::gets sucked in::
Kirby: ::struggles to keep Cappy in long enough to copy his B move, but manages and spits him out.
Cappy: ::holds his head:: woah, I cannot say I have ever before been inside a puffball. Why, thank you for the novel experience, Kirby!
Kirby: ::sweatdrop:: you're....welcome..
Jiggy: ::gassp!:: Kirby! my hero! ::runs to Kirby::
Kirby: What? What did I do? ::looks around frantically::
Jiggy: Well with that dashing helmet and shades, you must have done something right! ::hugs him::
Kirby: ::blushes under his oh-so-encredibly-cool pair of shades and a helmet:: uhh, Jiggy....where's Samurs all this time? ::gets blown away by samus' energy ball thingy::
Samus: HA! Take that you little puffball!
Jiggy: ::flies over to beside Samus:: ::up+b+down+b combo:: ::samus flies away with the crack of a bat:: OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KIRBY, YOU B!TCH!
Cappy: I thought that was Kenny....
Jiggy: oh, you be quiet! ::b::
Cappy: Why, I'm terribly sorry there, citizen! ::acts like he's going to cry out of shame::
Jiggy: ::thinks:: the helmet, the shades, those cheekbones....this guy's better than Kirby...::starry eyes::
Cappy: ::blinks a couple times, just realizing that he was the one that Jiggy was staring at:: oh.... ::straitens up and gives a big, white smile and one of his unbelievably white teeth gives out an animated sparkle:: Why, hello there JP, ::walks confidently over to Jiggly puff still grinning::
Jiggy: Wow, JP, I've never been called that before.......::romantic sigh::
Kirby: Prepare to die, Cappy, ::eye twitches as he watched Cappy and vain pops from his forehead:: Get away from my puffball ::puffs up like Jiggy does when she gets angry::
Samus: Buzz off, Kirby. The Nancy boy and the dense puffball are having a romantic moment, here, ::charges up her B attack and jumps down in between Cappy and Kirby:: Bye now ::b::
Kirby: CAPPY! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!! ::cries as he flies away into a star::
Samus: ::sweatdropps and looks at Cappy and Jiggy, now locked eyes and with nothing that could tear attention away:: Holy crap, what have I done...
Kirby: Not much, Samus
Samus: HEY?! How did you get back to fast?
Kirby: I manage. ::leers at captain falcon, a flame building up in his eyes:: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE OWWWWW! ::runs away from the charizard that just popped out of the garage thingy:: Oh...so that's what it was.... ::rubs the back of his neck:: Now then, back to business. And Samus--!
Samus: ::gulps and takes a step back::
Kirby: {incredibly evilly} Don't get in my way ::walks over and sucks up Cappy, releasing him and then doing his R move and sending him flying::
Jiggy: AHHH! OH MY GOD YOU KILLED CAPPY YOU B@STARD!
Kirby: It's KENNY
Jiggy: I don't care. YOU STILL KILLE---- oh, Kirby! ::runs up and hugs Kirby::
Kirby: What did I do now?
Jiggy: ::thinks:: Those shades, that helmet, the lovable pink-ness.....this guy's even better than Cappy......
All high and mighty voice: What is this? A romance novel? FIGHT YOU IMBECILES! FIGHT!!!!!!!!! This is SMASH brothers, so stop the love shit and get to SMASHING!
Samus: Can't you understant the puffballs are having a moment here?
All high and mighty voice: NEVER QUESTION THE VOICE! NOW FIGHT!
Cappy: ::slutes:: yes, sir! ::runs for Kirby::
Samus: NO CAPPY! I WON'T LET YOU! ::b:: ::Cappy flies away as a star:: And you know what, Mr. All-high-and-mighty? ::points to the sky, supposedly where the all high and mighty voice is:: If you try and screw up our private instances, I can guarentee we'll find you and SMAH YOU!
Jiggy: she's so brave...that armour.... no wait, this isn't right, she's a girl. K, let's stick with Kirby.
Kirby: ::sweatdrop:: uhhh, Samus, let's not fight with the Narrator.......
All high and mighty voice: I AM NOT A NARRATOR, I AM THE ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY! IT SHALL BE AS I SAY! AND I SAY FIGHTTTTT!!!!!!!! ::all of the pokemon come bursting out of the garage thingy:: AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jiggy: ::hides behind Kirby:: Kirby, what are we going to do???
Cappy: Never fere, Citizens! Cappy is here! ::charges into the stampede of wild Poke Mon and not a second later comes staggering on top of the garage with five missing teeth and his tongue haf hanging out::
::Jiggly puff watches with teary eyes while Kirby stands his ground in front of her::
Samus: my turn ::charges up her b attack but gets tossed up in the air as Beedril come swarming at her:: AHHHH! KIRBY! JIGGLY PUFF! SAVE YOURSELVES! ::dies::
Jiggi: ::cries:: AHHH! Kirby! Please don't go! ::clings onto Kirby::
Kirby: um, HEY YOU! Mr. ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY VOICE! WHY DON'T YOU COME AND FIGHT US YOURSELVES ::gulp::
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Will Kirby be able to save Jiggly Puff? Will the All high and mighty voice ever re-gain his sanity? Will Samus find him and set him straigt? o.0 Find out next time on Mr. All high and mighty... You're goin down!
