Fox: How the hell did he do that and what the hell did he do? ::hmphs and crosses his arms::

disembodied Kirby voice: Yoshi helped.

Pikachu: Pa chi ku ku ka [you have got to be kidding.]

disembodied Yoshi voice: nope. ThatÕs right, pitakoo or whatever your name is.

Pikachu: Pikachu, nitwit.br>


DYV: anoying little runt ::mumbles::

Samus: so, wah, Kirby....what exactly happened to the Narrator?

DKV: Oh, him? Well, ah.. ::giggles:: heÕs, um, not a very big problem any more.

very high, squeaky version of AHAM: EEEEEEK! He shrunk meh! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DKV: uh, yea ::invisible sweatdrop::

Ness: ::blinks:: IÕm confused....

DYV: Okay, after I found the master hand person, I went off looking for the narrator

VHSV of AHAMV: ITS ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY, OH MORTAL ONE!

DYV: whatever. So then I found this door, whatever, and then Kirby found me, we went in, and from there Kirby took over

DKV: right. Then I sucked him in, like I would normally do in a match, except I stopped the process short, keeping him from going back to his original size.

everyone else: :;blinks::

DKV: ::sigh:: And you were thinking DK fits inside of me how...?

DK: ::taunt::

Pikachu: Piiii, Yoshi Ka chi kuu [well, Yoshi doesnÕt.]

DKV: I know. YoshiÕs just a supernatural mystery.

DYV: HEY

::sound that normally come from fighting heard::

Jiggy: Mario! YouÕre petÕs hitting on my boyfriend!

Samus: oye...why did that not sound right...?

Mario: YouÕre-a mistaken, Jiggy-a puff, Your-a boyfirned is-a hitting on my-a pet-a!

::mario and Jiggy start a staring contest::

Cappy: never fere, citizens, IÕm sure the two are just playing tag....or something.. ::does Òmanly motions::

Louigi: Please-a, Cappy, that does not-a help, trust-a me-a.

Cappy: oh, okay ::sits down and watches as Jiggy and Mario engage in a wrestling contest.

Fox: children, do you two mind? ::tries to slip up Jiggy and Mario::

Jiggy: GET AWAY YOU PERVERT!

Pikachu: pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi! [::falls over laughing at Fox::]

Ness: ::also laughing:; sheÕs got a point, fox!

Fox: grrrr...stupid kids! You come here you little runt! ::starts chasing after Ness::

Pikachu: PAI! Ka chi ki ka! [Hey, what about meee!] ::chases after fox, still laughing::

Samus: oye....its a circus.....

VHSV of AHAM: SEE WHAT HAPPENS WITHOUT MEEE!

DYV: oh, be quiet. We never did like you.

DKV: ItÕs true.

Jiggy: ::abruptly stopps wrestling with Mario: KIRBY! YOUÕRE OKAY!

Mario: ::abruptly stops wrestling with Jiggy: Yo-a-shi-a! YouÕre-a ok-a-kay-a!

Fox: ::now wrestling with Ness:: DIE YOU ANOYUING LITTLE BASEBALL-CAPPED FREAK!

Ness: ::still laughing:: you, perfert HAHAHAHAhHAHA ::falls into a laughing spree::

Link: ::arms crossed:: I feel left out. IÕm bored. SOMEONE FIGHT WITH ME! ::whimpers::

Pikachu: pu, ki ka chu ka ki ki ka [sorry, youÕre not worth it, kid,]

Link: WHY YOU LITTLE !ARGHAAAAAAAAAAA ::chases after Pikachu::

Pikachu: pai, ku ki ka chi ku [allright, you asked for it] ::Down+B::

Link: AHHHHHHHHHH ::getÕs elecrticuted::

Pikachu: Welp, that takes care of that.

DKV: ::watches the fighting:: What the heck are you guys doing? ::no one hears::

DYV: ::shruggs:: I dunno.

VHSV of AHAMV: Their doom is nere! MUH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DYV and AKV: Oh, shut up ::covers the miniature version of the Narrator with duct tape::

VHSV of AHAMV: ::to author:: ITS ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY, YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU, PERSON!

Authot (me): Oh, god, now IÕm coming into this? It was bad enough when we brought in the Narrator.... ::sweatdrop::

VHSV of AHAM: GAHHHHHH firstly, it was YOU who brought me into this madnessl. and SECONDLY, it is ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY!

Author: aight. ::shruggs::

DKV: ooooooh, author. How cum youÕre here.

Author: ::shruggs:: cuz I feel like it ::eats a banana that magically appears::

DKV: oh, okay. You gunna stop all the um, stuff goign on down there? ::points to Fox and Ness, who are still fighting, Jiggy and Mario,who started fighting again for no good reason, Cappy and Samus, who are engaged in a one-way dual {in other words, Samus is doing nothing while Cappy, for no good reason, is trying to attack her}, to Pikachu and Link, who are also in a one-way battle {link attacking Pikachu and Pikachu instinctively doing Down+B} and louigi and DK, because they felt left out and started fighting, too::

Author: ::dropps the banana:: oh my GOD! So this is what happens when I go on coffee break...hold on...

VHSV of AHAMV: CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER ahh, god, I canÕt do that in THIS voice! Make Kirby change me back!

::everyone but Kirby and Yoshi and the Author and the Narrator scurry into their respective position, the little white hands scanning the screen.

Author: ::shakes head:: nope, not until you prove that you can contain yourself whenever the puffballs donÕt feel like fighting.

VHSV of AHAMV: HEY! HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT I THOUGHT U WERE ON COFFEE BREAK grrrr.... ::mumbles::

Author: I know everything, nitwit, wether I wrote it or not, itÕs in my story so blah.

VHSV of AHAMV: blah yourself.

Author: Kirby, Yoshi, you two better get to your spots.

DBV and DYV: yes sir, or, mam, or, um.... right {only variations on the words and not in unison} ::run away, later appearing in their respective positions, waiting to the little white hands to choose their characters::

Author: hmmmm, we need them all together... ::sits down in a chair, also magically appearing, and fiddles with some levers and buttons on a control panel, also magically appearing:: All right, all set ::pops her fingers and sits back:: Go, Mr. Narrator

VHSV of AHAMV: grrrrrr, its ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY!:

Author: yo, IÕm the author, IÕll do as I please. Now SAY YOU FRIGGIN LINE BEFORE I HAVE TO

VHSV of AHAMV: okay... ::whimpers:: ::reads a slip of paper, yet again magically appearing:: right, aherm ::clears throat::

Author: GO ALL READY! ::eats another banana::

VHSV of AHAMV: ::makes a face at the Author when sheÕs not looking::

Author: HEY I SAW THAT!

VHSV og AHAMV: but how...?

Author: ::rolls her eyes:: grrr, do you want me to say the lines from now on?

VHSV of AHAMV: you wouldnÕt dare.... ::glares at Author::

Author: I wouldnÕt eh? okay, bye! ::snapps fingers and the narrator dissappears:: ::picks up a pair of eaphones with an attatched mircrophone::
Kai, your former Narrator has been relieved of his duty, and is now a player! Congradualations, Mr. Narrator!

::all attention turnes to the extra box beside Cappy, where a miniature man, half-bald with a long, white beard stands::

AHAM: ::whimpers:: hi.....

Author: His name is Bob. Everyone say HELLO BOB!

Cappy: hello, BOB! ::waves::

Samus: oye... ::sweatdrop::

Author: Right, then, letÕs get started. CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER allready done that...right, here we are. SMASH PARTY!

Pikachu: chu ki ka? [smash party?]

Author: Pikachu, if you wouldnÕt mind talking in English it would make thing a lot easier.

Pikachu: fin, be that way.

Author: ::flicks back her hair:: right. ::snapps her fingers::

::screen switch::

Author letÕs have it....in the....MUSHROOM KINGDOM!

::screen switch::

Author: three, two, one, GO!

Jiggy: oooooh, I get it. WeÕre all playing! COOL! ::gets hit with FoxÕs raygun:: EEP!

::fighting officially starts::

Author: rests her feet on the magically appeared-control panel:: AHHHH, wonÕt this be fun.

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Oh....my god... o.0 chaos. fun fun. DonÕt mind me ::was REALLY hyper when she typed this:: =^_^= well, then, join me in my fun little charade of being the narrator next time in I live thee Jiggy, my beloved Bride to be teehee awwwww so sweet =) long title, too >,