Author: ::blinks and sits up, looking wide-eyes into a TV screen:: holy crap! Bob, what the hell did you do? ::continues blinking::

Bob: ::smirks:: You should know, its your story so blah.

Author: ::squeeses coke can:: come now, would the story be any fun if I was some sort of omniscient all-powerful sencient being?

Bob: ::blinkx::

Author: didn't think so. Now, there is NO way that you and Cappy are the only two people left, and I've never seen one so talented that the other plyer is laying on the suar pipe...thing.. knocked out so that he won't fight you but you've not won yet. Very clever, mr. Narrator.

Bob: ::smirks::

Author: Spill, it, Bob, what the hell did you do? You Must've cheeted! ::smacks controle panel::

Bob: ::cntinues smirking::

Author: aight, you asked for it. ::snapps fingers and appears beside Cappy:: You've got one last chance, admit that you were cheating and tell me how! ::narrows eyes::

Bob: ::continues smirking::

Author: hmph Cappy, get up.

Cappy: oh, okay. ::gets up and gets ready to do up+B::

Author: ::hold out hand:: Cappy, plase don't. I just need you to jump up into the air and stay there as long as possible, mmk?

Cappy: ::blinkx::

Author: JUST DO IT!

Cappy:: ::whimpers:: okay... ::jumps::

Author: ::smacks a POW block that magically appears:: Ah, crap. ::loox at crumbled up cardboard image of Bob:: k, Cappy, you can come down now.

Cappy:: :falls:: oof ::watches birds circle around and tweet::

Author: by the way, nice job flame-raping the cloud.

Cappy: ::blinkx::

Author: eh, just forget it. Come on, we've gotta find Bob and the others.

Cappy: eh..

Author: no time! Come on! ::jumps down hole in the middle::

Cappy: ::cauciously walks over and peers down hole:: eep... AHHH! ::falls down::

Author: its pitch black. ::lights a match:: YO KIRBY! SAMUS! Anybody?

Pikachu: hey, its the author. ::runs over::

Author: hi Pika. You guys okay? Bob: yea, fine.

Author: Bob?

Bob: ::gets nervouse:: what? Author: why the hell are you down here? :;blinkx::

Bob: I got killed...... ::averts eyes:::

Author: uh, hu....

Kirby: why wouldn't he be nown here, miss author person?

Author: long story, just never mind.

Yoshi; whatever. You know, I was the one that killed him, right after fox killed Jiggy puff, then fox killed me. And for some reason we all came here instead of back at the lounge.

Bob: ::nods head::

Author: aight.

Cappy: OOH! lookie lookie! ::runs over to a different area::

Pikachu: ::blinkx and follows:: Oh my GOD! its a little fat pink pinkachu thing! ::blinkx again::

little fat pikachu thing:: Pi pika puff!

Jiggy: What the hell?

LFPT: Pika pi pi puff!

Kirby: Jiggy...?

Jiggy: I swear I dunno what it is!

LFPT: PIKAPUFF! ::smiles cutely::

Pikachu: ::blinkx and loox at Jiggy:: you know anything about it?

Jiggy: ::shakes head::

Cappy: I'm confused ::scratches head::

Mario: hey, it-a lokks kin-a cut-a, whatever it-a is-a. ::walks up and makes motion as if to scratch pikapuff's chin::

Pikapuff: ::bites finger:: purfffff!

Samus: well, isn't this interesting ::rubbs chin::

Kirby: yea, a little too interesting ::throws Jiggy and Pikachu a suspicious look::

Jiggy: Kirby! I swear I dunno know what the hell that thing is!

Author: I do! It's a cross between an undiscovered evolution of Jiggly puff, and a pichu.

Kirby: Oh yea? Then why the hell does it say piKAMpuff?

Author: eh....

Pikachu: ::sigh::

Pikapuff:: puf fi fi puuu!

Fox: Say author, can't you be so kind as to translate what the little bugger is saying?

Author: I haven't studied the language of pikapuff before. I can honestly say the only word I know is, well, pikapuff, obviously referring to one's self or to another of the same species, or one's name.

Louigi: okay then ::blinkx::

Pikachu; mebbe Jiggy and I could figure out what its saying...

Jiggy: ::blinks at pikachu::

Pikachu: well, its obviously a cross between our two species, and even if its a different evolution, the languages are still similar....right?

Jiggy: I guess so...

Kirby: ::walks off grumbling::

Jiggy: Kirby... ::teary eyes::

Author: ah, let him be, Jiggy, he's obviously convinced that you're having an affair with Pikachu. You know Kirby, he's very stubbourn and probably won't change his mind about this. Best we wait until we had adequate proof that this isn't your kid.

Jiggy: I DO know Kirby. and no, he's NOT stubbourn. and how the heck could it be my and Pikachu's kid... WERE BO'TH GIRLS!

Pikachu: ::clears throat:: actually, nothing ever states that Pikachu are either gender, therefore I'm unisexual.

Yoshi: wouldn't that mean that you can't have kids at all? ::blinks::

Pikachu: no, it means that all I need is another Pikachu. gender plays no role.

Samus: can we stop talking about this ::covers Ness's ears:: there is a kid in here

Ness: Samus! What the heck! let go! You're not my friggin' mom!

Pikachu: Samus, I think that one is more in need of...erm...mothering.. ::points to Cappy who is patting pikapuff on the head::

Samus: ::sweatdrop:: ah, geeze, I give up.

Luigi: so-a-, miss-a author-a, how-a do we-a finda-a out-a where-a the-a little guy-a came-a fropm-a?

Fox: heheh, he's a cute little bugger ::smiles and scratches pikapuff under the chin::

everyone: ::blink, gasp, tilt head, whatever fits character best::

Cappy: what? what'd I miss? ::looks around frantically:: (okay so everyone excluded him)

Ness: um, miss Author person, did Fox just...smile?

Fox: ::stands up, instantly wiping the smile off his face::

Author: ::with a smirk:: yes, yes he did.

Fox: gerrrrrrrrrummm, DID NOT! ::gulp::

Bob: hehehehehehehehhh ::devilish chuckle::

Author: ::sweatdrop:: Bob, drop the banana peel.

Bob: :;dissappointed:: fine ::drops banana peel, then stupidly takes a step forward and tripps::

everyone: ::ignores occurance::

Author: Okay, well, Luigi did have a point. We're still at a loss of how the heck to prove that this ain't Jiggy's kid.

Pikachu: please proove its not mine either. Call me romantic but I know I want a virgin.

Samus: ahem.

Auhor: ::overly perky:: aaaalrighty then, moving on! =^_^; eh? o.O

everyone: o_____0

Cappy: What??? Guys, what's with the weird faces? ;_; guys?! (okay, so once again everyone excluded Cappy)

Bob: heheheheheheheh. Your demize is nere! BROUHAHAHAHAHAHa- ::gets cut off and falls to the ground, Author's first just above where Bob's head used to be::

Author: man, I've been waiting so long to do that.

everyone (INCLUDING CAPPY!): ::blinks:: o.O

Author: ::brushing hands together:: he ticks me off, okay?

Fox: um, why exactly did we make those surprised-looking faces earlier?

voice that sounds eerily like Fox's: because you saw a figure brush by and didn't know what to make of it. Not to mention, Pikapuff's gone.

Fox: ::glances to where pikapuff used to be:: NOOOOOOO! ;__; pika...puff..

DK: ::walks voer and pats Fox on the shoulder::

Fox: ::wiping a tear from his eye:: thanks DK ::DK and Fox hug::

Pikachu: awwww, how sweet! ^_^=

Fox: GARRR! WHY YOU LITTLE RUNT!! ::starts chasing Pikachu around, Ness cracking up as a spectator::

Pikachu: ::pauses, causing Fox to trip over her(?):: ::towards camera (if there is one):: you know, I'm living proof that there should be an English word that describes both the male and female genders, other than Ôit', because that sounds so derrogitory, and Ôone', because that makes you sound like a freakishly smart and perty maniak.

Author: Pikachu, I totally agree

Cappy: what?

everybody else: ::sweatdrop::

Pikachu: anyhow ::blinks and looks back ahead of her, where now stands a miniature Pikachu with huge ears:: oh my GOD! Its so cuute! and...small ::poke::

mini Pikachu: pipi chi chi pu

Jiggy: another one?! ::marvels at the fact that in the same fic there have been three different versions of Pikachu::

Yoshi: um, Author, translate?

Author: hm? OH! of course, sorry ^_^;

Samus: oye ::sweatdrop::

Mario: well-a? What-a did-a it-a say?

Author: Right, I believe this is a Pichu, the preevolution to Pikachu.

Fox: We DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT THE HEL IT IS! WE JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT SAID! m, sorry..

Samus: ::joins DK in patting Fox on the back:: I think he's a little emotional after losing pikapuff, I think he really bonded with that thing.

Fox: ::sniffle:: I miss him so much! :cries::

Pichu: :tilts head:: pu chi chu?

Yoshi: um, Author, translation, PLEASE?!

Author: OH!, um, right ^_^;

Pikachu: you don't knwo what its saying, do you -_-

Author: ::sigh:: no
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o.O YES! MORE RANDOM CHAOS!! MUH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! CHA! xD okay, me stop now before I laugh my tonsils out. nyeh O.o hn, it doesn't relly reflect the title all that well.... ^_^; oh well. next chapter, already well underway, is entitled Double Ganger cha! see ya then ^_~
okay, so its kind of an awkward place to stop -_- but trust me, i've got like half of the next chapter typed out already, and there were NO STOPPING POINTS WhAT SO EVER, so if we didn't stop now, we wouldn't stop until about another seven pages worth of text ::sweatdrop:: Yo, I just wanna warn you people who said you got confused in chapter five... oye, chapter seven is going to be such a headache to try to follow -_-;;; oh well, its good anyhow =^_^= SOOO, join me next time in the already mentioned Double Ganer CHAAA xDD

OOH! A couple more things, sorry! :sweatdrop:: cha, I would like to acknowledge some of the reviewers so far. Firstly, I would like to apologize (if I haven't already) for the so called "Pika" fire on my part, which I am too lazy to go back and fix -_-;;; my humblest and deepest apologies ^^; but, you know, I always used to wonder why Ness was saying part of Pikachu's name o.O heh, guess he wasn't afterall ^^; ookay! And I would like to thank white_tiger's_leader for the partial inspiration of making Pikachu unisexual xDD (lol, after the 'it comment ^^;) SOOO, once again, til next time! xD CHAAAA! =^_^