We left our Smashers pondering over the strange appearance of a Pikapuff, and have no idea where it came from. Obviously, Kirby's suspicions are raised. Will this be the end of the Puff relationship? lol, it sounds so ******************
AHAMV: firstly, it said Òyou should see me in Tiny modeÓ secondly, it said, ÒHe? What the heck?Ó

Author: ::blinks:: BOB?! WHAT THE HE- ::glances at where she knocked Bob out. Bob was still dead cold on the ground:: ::blinks::

AHAMV: um, IÕm not Bob. My name is Danny...

Author: ::sweatdrop:: um, hi Danny

AHAMV: erm, hi...? Might I ask what you people are doing here?

Author: actually, we were wondering if you knew anything about a pikapuff

AHAMV: ::invisable ^_^=:: ah, that would be Puff and ChuÕs kid. Ah, we do love the little gal.

Fox: gal?

Kirby: I KNEW IT!!!!

Jiggy: KIRBY I SWEAR I DIDNÕT DO ANYTHING!

Pikachu: ::sigh:: there goes my claim to virginity -__- I feel depressed

Ness: ::chuckles::

Pikachu: ::leers at Ness, who doesnÕt notice:: uhg, why bother ::sweatdrop::

Author: wait a sec... Puff and Chu?

AHAMV: Yea, Jiggly Puff and Pikachu

Pikachu: duh

Author: wait a sec, back up. Pikachu, since when do people call you Chu? ANd Jiggy,

Pikachu: They donÕt call ME Chu

Author: what? ::blinkx:: oh my god.... O____O

Yoshi: yea, WE call HER Chu ::points to one of two Pikachus::

Pikachu that got pointed to: HIM, damnit. Get it right you fucking miniature green lizard

Jiggy: ::blinks:: I thought Pikachu were unisexual ::tils head::

AHAMV: they are. Chu just really prefers to be referred to as male. Personality wize. And then thereÕs also the fact that he loved Puff, whoÕse definitely female

Puff: ookay, Mr., you can stop there ::sweatdrop::

Yoshi: ::sniggers::

Author: ::takes off glasses and wipes them with her jacket then sticks them back on:: nope, stil seeing double... O____O

Bob: oh, ow, my head. darnit Yuna, whyÕd you have to go off and hit be with a frying pan again?

Author: ::blinks:: IÕm gonna need some water...

::water seemingly magically dumps on Bob, who shakes his head in response::

Author: okay, that works

Bob: AHHHHH! ::stares at doubles now that heÕs come-to::

Author: you seeing two of everything also?

Bob: yea, except for you and me, and those people over there ::points to a far corner::

::all of a sudden the sound of a great big switch vibrates and a bunch of lights flucour on, revealing two of all our favorite smashers, the doubles admiring one another, and a group of non doubles staring at the doubles and whispering or laughing amungst each other::

AHAMV: hmmm ::rubbs invisable chin::

Bob: ::paniky:: DANNY?! IS THAT YOU?!

AHAMV: mm, Bob, so we meet again...

Bob: mercy..please ::sqeak::

Author:; WOAH woah, woah, hold on a sec. You two narrators know each other?

AHAMV: All High and Mighty, if you will, madame

Author: well, at least youÕre polite about it. you see, my code of laziness prohibits be from typing out such a long and annoying name to type out, Narrator is easier. Groovy?

AHAMV: okay then, that works.

Author: aight, its groovy.

AHAMV: um, yea, groovy.

Author: OKAY! ^_^ YO KIRBY!

Kirbys: which one?

Author: nyeh, that was creepy...too much in unison... Â_Â you people knew I was gonna say that.. :;gets suspicious::

mysterious lady looking mysteriously like Author: right-O!

Author: AYNHYA! she even sounds like me! ;_;

creepy guy floating in the air with a big black capeand a giant nose: hey Danny, why donÕt we have doubles, Savvy?

AHAMV: hey Emily, if you would, call me Danny, mmk?

mysterious lady looking mysteriously like author, apparently named Emily: allright, Danny.

Danny: well, Gannondorf, IÕm afraid I donÕt rightly know.

Emily: OOH! OOH! I do!

Author: same clothes, same voice, same enthusiasm, same name, same beautiful chest...

Emily: ::blinks:: youÕre admiring my boobs, arenÕt you?

Author: AHH! NO! ::shakes head frantically::

Emily: ::giggles:: ah, its okay. I admire PeachieÕs all the time

princess with blonde hair and crossed eyes: ::blushes::

Mario: heeeh, I do too ::sweatdrop::

Mario 2 (or rather, should it be called Mario 1?): but I thought I was in love with Princess Toadstool ;__;

Mario (2?): heh, we both are, pal ::slings arm over other MarioÕs shoulder:: but IÕm the Mario that gets to play the game with her

Peachie: mwah! ::gives both Marios a kiss on the cheek::

Link: no worries, Mario, I know how you feel ::admires another similar looking girl::

Link 2: ::runs over and picks up the similar looking girl, who in turn squeals, and walks back over to Link, and a miniature version of Link, with her:: Yaup. Good ole Zelda

Zelda: ::giggles:: and blushes::

Pikapuff: ::skipps oud from the crowd and finds its way over to the pairs of Jigglypuff and Kirby::

Fox: ahhh, its so cute!! ::cries::

Fox 2: in all my years of hiding it....

Jiggy: so THATÕs why you keep giving it pretty bows.

Jiggy 2(or, 1 rather?): huh?

Author: ::after a long while of rubbing her chin and Emily poking her on the shoulder:: okay, rewind. Danny, you said that this was a game?

Danny: No, actually, Mario said that. But yes, this is a game that weÕre in, though this is break time cause no one outside the consoul is playing.

Author: great. Can you tell me what game this is?

Danny: Super Smash Br-

Author: AHA! so, its an alternate reality, is it ::rubbs chin some more::

Emily: ::still poking Author on the shoulder:: not quite. Like I said, I actually know whatÕs going on. ::giggles:: it is my story afterall :sweatdrop blush::

Author: ::blinks:: noo.... its my story... AND STOP POKING ME GOD DAMNIT!

Emily: yeesh ::stops poking:: anyhow, no it is not your story. The moment you came down that pit, the story was transfered over to me, because IÕm the author for the Super Smash Bro-

Author: but-

Emily: -MELEE fic.

Author: AHHHH! Its a new version of the game!

Emily: Precicely. With new, ever-so-slightly tweaked versions of the characters, as well as several more.

Author: even of the narrator. heÕs a bit more than slightly tweaked ::sweatdrop::

Emily: oh, DannyÕs great ^_^=

Author: you like him, donÕt you.

Emily: is it that obvious? =^_^

Author: yup. ::nods head::

Emily: ::blushes::

Danny: ::invisable blush::

Emily: love yaÕ Danny! ::blows a kiss::

Author: ::glances around:: ::sigh:: I wish I had a narrator as sweet as Danny. MineÕs a pain in the @$$

Emily: ::pats author on the shoulder:: IÕm sorry.

Author: ah, its okay. I just wish the characters that belong in my story could be as happy as the characters in yours. I mean, LOOK at all the happy couples ::nostalgic sigh::

Emily: ::rubs AuthorÕs back:: there there, sweet pea. You wrote an excellant story.

Author: ::sniffle:: wait! ::perks up:: we still havenÕt gotten Kirby and Jiggy together! Or figured out the mystery behind pikapuff! Or figured out WHY the heck weÕre here in the first place!

Gannondorf: ::stifles and evil chuckle::

Emily: ::sweatdrop:: I think that answers your last question

Gannondorf: ::in an overly-friendly and yet sly-sounding voice:: what? It was only a harmless joke... ::devvilish grin::

Emily: ::rolls eyes: but you CAN send them back, right?

Gannondorf: of coursssssssse

Emily: donÕt drag out the last syllable like that. Its creepy.

Gannondorf: ;:huffs:: fine ::crosses arms and floats away to where veryone else is socializing::

Emily: So, Emily, ho-

Author: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW MY NAME!

Emily: um, its my name, too, smart one

Author: ::calms down:: right...right.. sorry about that, iÕve never been around my double. And, do me a favor and call me Author...I donÕt want to start getting you mixed up or anything, I know if I were writing the story IÕd get confused if I started calling both me and my double by my name and

Emily: okay, you can stop there. YouÕre just confusing yourself and me.

Author: right.

Emily: so, Author, is there anything I or Danny, or any of the other Melee Smashers can do to help you get Kirby and Jiggy together?

Author: actually, I think your Kirby and Puff, as well as the pikapuff kid, are already hard at work on that.

Pikapuff: pi pi puf fi fu pu chu chi chi puu fi fuchu[see, in this game, Puff and Chu like each other. And our Kirby has his eyes on the female Ice Climber.]

Kirby: ::nods head::

Author: wow. You know how to speak Pikapuff?

Emily: kinda have to when its walking around all the time. I wanted to make it a character, but the editors wouldnÕt stand for it so... it just wanders around with me and Danny whenever the Smashers are playing =^_^=

Puff: yup. Emily does a wonderful job babysitting our little Puffy =^_____^=

Chu: yea. As a father, I suck.

Puff: ThatÕs because youÕre technically not a father, dear ::pats Chu on the back::

Pikachu: damn, this guyÕs nothing like me ::mutters:: its a discrace to the name Pikachu Â_Â

Chu: say something, twerp?

Pikachu: nupe, nothing at all ::whistles and walks away to talk to Mr. Game and Watch::

GAW: Yo Pika, my man! check this! ::chucks a sausedge at Pikachu::

Pikachu: ::blinks:: um, okay then. ::whistles and walks over to talk to the links and Zelda while eating the 2-D sausedge:: hi guys.

Link: Pikachu, these people are so cool! ^_^=

Young Link: and then I did this, and then I chucked my shield at him, and then he ran at me, and then I ducked and kicked him the leg, and then

Zelda: So, you our Chu or one of the visitors?

Pikachu: Visitor. Hate to break it to ya, but your Chu scares me.

Link: She scares everybody, donÕt worry about it.

Chu (from halfway across the room): HE GOD DAMNIT!

Puff: ::heard consoling her mate::

Y-Link: and then he tried to do a flip, and I caught him in the air, and

Link: That is awesome you cool little dude! Yo Link, wanna switch me games? I love this guy! ::gives Young Link a friendly noogie::

Y-Link: Yea Zelda, can we keep him? Hu hu hu hu hu hu hu?! ::jumps up and down::

Link: dude, its fine with me. That mini me drives me nutso.

Y-Link: ::sticks out tongue:: you bring it on yourself, jerk.

Zelda: ::sigh:: anything to not have to listen to the Links fight again ::sweatdrop::

Links: ALL RIGHT!

Emily: o.O you people think thatÕs such a good idea? Link, youÕll have to adjust to a whole new invoronment, both of you, and Zelda, you might not like this Link as we-

Zelda: hate to break it to you, but I never liked the other Link all that well. Just pretended for advertizement purposes.

Link: Zelda... ;___;

Zelda: ::pats Link on the back:: ah, its okay, kid. You were nice as a friend and all, but

Link: WOOHOO! I GET THE GIRL AND THE AWESOME LITTLE DUDE! AND STUPID PIKACHU GETS LEFT BEHIND! WOUHAHAHAHAHAH! xDDD

Author: Yo. Â_= stop being so annoying.

Link: sorry. ^_^

Chu: DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME?!

Puff: honey, calm down ^_^;

Link: he was talking about the other Pikachu, smart one.

Chu: oh. ::goes back to flirting with Puff::

Jiggy: Miss Author lady maÕam, can we go back now? That man is scaring me... ;_;

Marth: awe, cÕmon, it was just some harmless fun! I wasnÕt actually going to-

Samus: ah, shut up. Yes you were, and you know it.

Samus: yea, Author, I think we shoudl probably head back now. Although, it had been interesting talking to myself about the difficulties with dealing with Cappy.

Author: you mean.. ;_;

Emily: -_- yes. Still the same old Cappy. -____-

Cappy: ooh, can I see your taunt again?!

Cappy: why, certainly, Cappy Man! ::taunt:: show meh ur moovz!

Cappy: AHAHAH! THIS GUYÕs SO COOL! xD

Author: ::pats Emily on the back:: I am so sorry -_-;

Emily: DonÕt be sorry for me. You have to deal with him, too ^_^;

Author: =_Â please never remind me of that again.

Emily: okie =^_^

Author: right, we should be heading back now. There might be a user at the game consoul wondering why his damn Nintendo isnÕt working ^_^-

Fox: IÕm staying here! ::hmphs::

Authors: o____O but

Foxes: Pikapuff.

Pikapuff: pi pi ka... ? ._o [eh, what?]

Author: Right. Well, all that are coming back follow me. That means you Link. And Fox.

Link: ALL RIGHT! NO MORE ANNOYING MINI ME!

Young Link: GOOD RITANCE!

Link: you are so cool, little dude =^_^=

Ganondorf: actually, kids, IÕm afraid thatÕs not happening

Nindendo Smash Gang: weh? o.O

Ganondorf: See, the spell I used to bring you here *as a practical Joke heheheh* can only send back the people that it brought here. So..

Links: NOOOOOOOOO ;_____________;

Ganondorf: heh heh, sorry!

Zelda: Well, there must be something we can do..? IÕve never seen any Link so happy in my life! ;___;

Links: yea! ;_________;

Ness: yea!

Author: umm, Ness, since when do you give a crap about Link?

Ness: since...um, I dunno ::shruggs::

Author -____-; go back to playing cards with Samus. WeÕll be right quickly.

Samus: YES! my victory is nere! ::evil face::

Ness: Do I have to?

Author: yes.

Ness: fine. ::goes back to playing cards with Samus::

Zelda: Well, what about the Link dilemma? WeÕve got to get you people back to the N64 game, but it would be way cruel to keep my Link here. No one would be happy ;_;

Ganondorf: Well, Zelda, what are you willing to do about it? ::cocks eyebrow::

Zelda:: oh gOd... I see where this is going ::backs away::

Peachie: ::starts jumping up and down:: IÕll do it, Gannie! IÕll do it!

Marios: NO, Peachie, NO!

Peachie: awwww, why not? ;_;

Marios: ::leers::

Danny: CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!

Emily: ahhhh, shit.

Author: player?

Emily: yah

Danny: ThereÕs nothing I can do about it ;_; the game must go on!

Emily: All right, you people can hang out here with me and Danny and Pikapuff while the others go play.

Link: Can I play!

Emily: allrighty.

Links: YES!

Fox: ::glomps Pikapuff::

Emily, well, people, places, places! :;clapps hands and all the SSBM characters, aside from the traded Link, run to their positions:: Well, I guess weÕll have to figure this thing out later. Apparently Ganon, the dork, knows how to fix it, but under one condition. Its gonna take some convincing to get Zelda to do that...

Author: oh God no... you mean he was serious? @___@

Emily: cha -_______-;; ThatÕs Gannie for ya

Author: oh god ._. I am sooo sorry you have to live with that. AND Cappy. You poor, poor soul you.

Emily: IÕll live.
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Weeeeee! bet you had fun trying to follow that one ^_^; anyhow, yes, as said before, the previous chapter didnÕt live up to its title at all -_- perhapse I should rename it. hmmm ::scratches chin:: anyhow. Next chapter : HomewardBound. Hopefully. aaaand, not much else to say ^___^ CHA! xDDD ^ eh, I shoudl rpobably stop typing now.

hehe, I told you I'd have the next chapter up soon ^_~ chapter eight might take longer, though ^^;