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A/n: Hey everybody! I'm back! I finally got around to getting my updates done! Aren't you proud of me?
Meliah: I'm not hearing any cheers… Perhaps they've stopped reading because of your lack of updates?
Raven: I dunno, but I did get updates done for all my stories for my one-year anniversary! Yay!
Meliah: **sarcastically** Yay…
Raven: ^_^
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Meliah: I guess I'll have to finish answering my reviews…
Bebop: Meliah: From what I understand Raven-sama is still planning to write Bulma's Halloween party… I don't know when she'll get around to doing it though…
Pan-Chan Briefs: Meliah: Raven-sama regrets to inform her readers that updates are unlikely because of certain trips to other states and a younger monkey demon of a brother that hogs the computer…
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Raven: Oh, they know what you mean! **runs away with the monkey demons led by her brother and the liberals on her tail**
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The Greatest Fantasy
Master Plan
"Bastard. Why do I put up with you?"
"That's a very good question Woman…" Vegeta stared down into her eyes once again. "Why do you put up with me?"
"Well… I…" To Bulma it seemed that Vegeta's face was getting closer to hers, but that could just be her overactive imagination… Being a genius had its downsides.
Just as Vegeta's lips brushed Bulma's, 18 came walking up, "Blu, Ouji, let's go. It's time to put our plan in action…"
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Vegeta smirked at Bulma and held out his arm for her to take.
She looped her arm with his and the two followed 18 over to where the other members of the group were standing. "Juu, do you have the flask?" Bulma asked in a whisper.
"Yeah," Juu whispered back and looked around to make sure no one was looking at her. She stuck her hand into the pocket of her dress and pulled out a small silver flask. "Here."
"18, why did you carry it in your pocket?" Krillen asked in an angry whisper. "Do you have any idea what they would have done to you if they caught you with that thing?"
"Uh… suspended me?" she asked sarcastically. "Don't worry about it Krillen. No one knew I had it. Not even you, so everything is fine."
He gave her a glare and whispered, "It was risky; you were in danger of getting suspended or worse."
"Yes," Juu replied icily, "and you are in danger of sounding like my father."
Bulma pulled the flask away from 18 and thrust it into the hands of Vegeta, "Hold this."
Vegeta watched as his date searched her coat pockets for something, "Oh wait! Chi, didn't I give you the vile?"
"That's right!" Chi-Chi grabbed her purse and searched frantically for whatever it was that the girls were talking about. "Wait a moment… I put it in my pocket!" She stuck a hand into her pocket and pulled out the small glass vile that she had brandished back at Bulma's lab.
Bulma took the glass vile and uncorked it with her teeth.
"Whoa! Wait!" Krillen whispered worriedly. "What is that stuff? We just want to get him drunk. We don't want to poison him!"
"Maybe you don't want to poison him…" Chi-Chi whispered maliciously from behind Krillen.
Bulma sent her an evil look and began pouring the clear fluid into the flask, "Just relax Krillen. It's nothing to worry about. It's just sodium pentothal." When she had emptied the contents of the vile into the flask she looked up and noticed the odd looks that all three of the guys were giving her. "Honestly, didn't you three ever take chemistry?"
Goku gave her a strange look, "Chemistry? I'm still trying to pass Basic Science!"
"Well, then I wouldn't expect you to understand it Son-kun, but I would expect you two to know what I'm talking about. Sodium pentothal is truth serum…" She waited for some sign of recognition in the guys' eyes. "Truth serum? It will make him tell the truth?"
"Oh!" said Krillen in realization. "Why do we need that?"
"It makes sure that he tells the truth, and doesn't just babble a bunch of nonsense that he made up," 18 explained to her boyfriend.
"Not bad Woman," Vegeta muttered. "Not bad at all…"
"Of course it's not bad! I thought of it didn't I? Now, where is that camera? Chi-Chi, didn't you take it?"
"Um… Oh, yeah! It's right here!" Chi-Chi pulled a small pin in the shape of a red rose out of her purse and handed it to Bulma.
The aqua-haired beauty took the pin and attached it to her dress, "Okay, Vegeta, I need the flask." She took the flask out of her dates hands, replaced the lid on it, and shook it thoroughly.
"What is that thing?" Vegeta asked indicating to the pin.
She placed the flask in her purse and borrowed a mirror from Chi-Chi to check her make-up while replying, "It's a pin camera. I figured that getting him to tell the truth about what an asshole he is would be absolutely pointless unless we had something to prove it with. So Chi-Chi, Juu, and I came up with the brilliant idea that we were going to videotape the conversation that I have with him…"
"That's clever," Krillen muttered.
"Yep, now let's go Vegeta. We've got a seen to make…" Bulma and Vegeta walked back off into the crowd and began dancing near the center of the room where they were sure to be seen.
The other four stayed behind and watched from a distance.
"So 18, where did you get that whiskey flask?" Krillen asked nonchalantly as possible.
The blonde rolled her eyes and tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, "I took it from my father. He wouldn't notice that one of his flasks had gone missing. Besides, he'd probably pin it on 8 or something if he did find out that it was missing. He tries to blame everything on him."
"I can't believe your father gave you numbers for names…" Chi-Chi muttered.
"Yes, well… I suppose some of my brothers and sisters had real names at one time, but I think after 10 Dad just got tired of trying to think up names… Giving us numbers in order of birth was actually a stroke of genius for him… Though he did make a mistake in naming 17. Technically I was born first and therefore should rightfully be 17, but our father always has been missing a few screws upstairs…"
"Yes, and that shows where you got your insanity from…" the voice of 17 drawled from behind them. "You really should keep your voices down if you don't want your plans discovered. I heard every word of what you said…"
"Well what were you doing listening to our conversation then? Where's your date?" Juu asked.
"I don't know… She left a while ago… I really don't know where she went…"
"Well, I see why she left then. You're too busy moping over Blu to even pay attention to her," his sister shot bitterly.
17 shot her a dirty look and he crossed his arms over his chest scanning the crowd for anything interesting. The first thing that caught his eye was a head of aqua-hair attached to a beautiful face and body. Bulma. She was staring intently into Vegeta's eyes and they seemed to be having some sort of in-depth conversation. She was the most gorgeous girl he had ever met, and he would do anything to get her. Bulma may have been waspish, but she was still perfect in his eyes. Suddenly Bulma pulled out of Vegeta's arms and began shouting something at him. 17 couldn't hear what it was over the music, but from what he could tell Bulma was pissed. Her hand reeled back and smacked Vegeta squarely across his face; she then turned on her toe and stormed away from the shocked looking teen holding his cheek.
"Stage one complete…" a voice muttered from behind 17. He turned to find his sister and one of her best friends smirking viciously while their boyfriends rubbed their own cheeks as if they had been hit as well. Interested to see exactly what Bulma was going to do 17 turned back to the seen unfolding in the middle of the crowd.
Vegeta was still standing stock still, but Bulma had stormed over to the refreshment table and was presently glaring evilly at her shocked date from halfway across the room. Yamcha seemed to have also caught the interaction between the aqua-haired beauty and her date, and was moving in for the kill.
"I wish I knew what they were saying…" Krillen murmured somewhere behind 17. "But I suppose we'll find out sooner or later from that video."
As they were watching Yamcha suddenly took Bulma's hand and began to lead her out into the empty hallway. Bulma gave her friends a small wink and followed him willingly.
"End stage two…" Chi-Chi whispered wickedly.
"It's only a matter of time now…" 18 whispered back to her best friend.
17 gave his sister an odd look, "It seems as if you're having more fun with this than the guys are…"
"Yes, well, we girls do love our revenge," Chi-Chi replied in a sugary sweet voice.
Krillen nudged Goku in the side and whispered as quietly as he could, "Remind me never to do anything that will piss your girlfriend off…"
"She wouldn't do anything really cruel to you!" Goku said shocked that his best friend was afraid of his girlfriend. "Chi-Chi's really a sweet girl. She'd probably just hit you with her- Ouch! Chi! What was that for?" The goofy teen was now holding his head and staring warily at the object that had just been slammed down on his head. She somehow had carried the Calculus Book of Doom and Destruction into the dance without it being noticed.
Chi-Chi sent her boyfriend an angry look, "You shouldn't be talking behind my back!"
"I wasn't!" A loud "Thwap" resounded through the gym as Chi-Chi hit her boyfriend over the head again.
"Damn it Goku don't lie to me!" she yelled, brandishing the Calculus Book threateningly.
Goku eyed the book, "I was defending you! Honest! I was telling Krillen that you wouldn't kill him or do anything else wicked to him if he pissed you off!"
That didn't seem to make her happy either, because the sound of a heavy object hitting something very hard rang through the room. "Damn it Goku! Stop lying!"
"He isn't lying to you Chi-Chi!" Krillen cried in an attempt to save his best friend's life. "That's what he said! You have my word!"
Chi-Chi sent the bald headed teen a suspicious look before returning her gaze to her nervous looking boyfriend. When she spoke her tone had changed entirely, "You were defending me?"
Goku sighed in relief, "Yes, I was just telling him how sweet you are when you hit me over the head with your Book."
"Oh, Goku! That's so sweet of you! Now I know why I love you so much!" Chi-Chi threw her arms around her boyfriend and began kissing him madly.
17 wrinkled his nose in disgust, "Well, as entertaining as it is to watch those two make out in public, I think I'll be leaving to uh… get something to drink… Yeah! That's it! I'm gunna go get something to drink!" The dark haired male walked off toward the refreshment table.
"Goku, sweetie, why don't you and Krillen get some drinks for us?" Chi-Chi asked sweetly.
The goofy male smiled and strolled off with his best friend toward the concession stand. "I hate that Calculus Book…" Goku muttered to Krillen as they walked across the gym.
"Well," Krillen replied optimistically, "think of it this way, she could have hit you with the Advanced Biology Book, couldn't she?"
"I almost forgot about that!" the taller teen gasped. "I think she did too otherwise she would have hit me with that…"
Both the boys gave a grimace before collecting the drinks and returning to where the girls were standing.
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In the Near Empty Hallway
Bulma had managed to trick Yamcha into thinking that she and Vegeta had gotten into a disagreement and that she wanted to spend some time away from him. The two had gone out into the empty hallway and sat down on the steps leading to the second floor.
"Are you sure you're all right?" Yamcha asked in a comforting voice.
Bulma was resting her elbows on her knees and burying her face in her hands in an attempt to cover the fact that she was not crying, but that she was actually trying to contain her laughter. She pulled her face out of her hands and looked at him, "Yes, I'm just fine, but I need a drink." The Capsule Corp. heiress opened her purse and pulled out the silver flask containing the whiskey and the sodium pentothal.
Yamcha was eyeing the flask suspiciously, "What is that?"
She unscrewed the top of the flask and pretended to pour some down her throat. "Eugh! It's whiskey… I got it from my father's lab. It's guaranteed to give you a great buzz… Try some…" Bulma handed the flask over to her ex-boyfriend and he took a large swallow.
Yamcha's eyes watered and he coughed a little, "Wow, that is some really strong stuff…"
"Good, isn't it? Have some more!"
The scarred teen took another significant swig of the liquid in the flask. "You've really changed since we dated Bulma," he muttered with a slight slur. "You never used to be into this shtuff…"
"Yes, well, people change, don't they?" she replied.
Yamcha didn't reply this time; he was now emptying the flask. The scarred teen began to sway lightly as the alcohol took effect on his young body.
"So Yamcha, what have you been up to?" Bulma asked slowly so he could catch all the words.
He looked at her and blinked stupidly as he worked out what she had just said, "I've been doin' some shtuff…"
"Like what?"
"Been makin' lotsa money…"
"You have a job?"
"Shorta."
"What kind of job is it?"
Yamcha giggled girlishly, "Ish not really a job… I'm mowe of a shalesmen…"
Bulma raised an eyebrow at him in an imitation of Vegeta, "Salesman? What do you sell?"
He snicker again, "Good shtuff…" A loud hiccup sounded, "Good weed."
"You sell weed? Couldn't you get in big trouble for that?" she asked, attempting to sound sincere.
The teen grinned goofily and threw an arm around her shoulders, "Don' worry 'bout me ba-babe…"
The arm around her shoulders was almost too much for her to take, and she was forced to pull away when she realized that he was blocking the camera. When she pulled away Yamcha brought his face near her and attempted to place his lips on hers, but this attempt was blocked.
"Whas wrong babe?" he asked confused.
'Think fast Bulma… You're supposed to be a genius, remember?' "I-I… I'm here with Vegeta, and even if he is being an asshole right now I don't want to be making out with my ex in the hallway while he's here…"
Yamcha gave her a strange look, "But you usually don't care about that… Remember that one time last year when you were here with someone else and then we went and had some fun in the parking lot?"
Bulma's eyes went wide, "Um… Yamcha… I didn't go to this school last year…"
He blinked stupidly before his eyes went wide in realization, "That's right! That wasn't you! That wash Abby! She wash great that time…"
The Capsule Corp. heiress tried her hardest not to look completely disgusted; she had to get something on the preps and this may be it.
Yamcha continued to ramble on about all the times that Abby had gone home with him, had sex in the parking lot with him, and all the other sexual acts that she and other girls had preformed on him. "There wash this one time, last week, when I wash walkin' down da hall an' I caught Alesha and Abby makin' out unda the shtairs… Tha' wash aweshome…" He now had a blissful look on his face as he remembered the scene of Alesa and Abby kissing under the stairs.
Bulma on the other hand was less than happy about this new development. She had just found out that at least two girls that were hell-bent on making her their friend were bisexual. It was rather shocking to her. "Are you telling me that Alesa and Abby are-" She stopped abruptly when she realized that Yamcha was no longer listening, but he was now staring avidly at her chest. "Yamcha!" the aqua-haired beauty slapped her ex-boyfriend across the face. "That isn't polite!"
He looked up and stared at her, "You've ga betta tits than all tha girls I've shlept wit."
"Uh…thanks…" she replied uncertainly. "Yamcha, maybe you'd better get back to your date… I think I'd better go talk to Vegeta…"
"Not Abby… She's a bitch… Don't make me go back…" he muttered sounding more sober than he had in a while.
"No, I think you'd better go back…" She was standing up when suddenly Yamcha pitched forward and fell flat on his face on the staircase. "Uh oh…" Bulma turned around to go get Vegeta and enlist his aid, but she didn't have to go looking for him. Vegeta, 18, Chi-Chi, Krillen, Goku, and 17 were all standing in the doorway of the gym looking at her. "Juu, what the fuck did you put in that flask?" she asked angrily.
"Just whiskey…" 18 replied nonchalantly.
Bulma sent her a doubtful look, "Is that all?"
"And a couple of sleeping pills..." the blonde added. "I thought we might need to take care of some business with the little bastard before we let him loose."
"What the fuck are we supposed to do with him?!" Bulma shouted. "Where the hell are we going to take him?!"
The door behind the rest of the group opened and a teacher's head popped through the door, "Is everything all right Miss Briefs?"
"Uh… Yeah… Why do you ask?" she replied attempting to hide Yamcha's body behind her.
"Well, I heard shouting and Mr. Hito is lying in a heap behind you… Is he all right?" the teacher asked.
"Oh! Yeah, Yamcha's just fine! He wasn't feeling well, so Vegeta and I were gunna take him home," Bulma answered convincingly.
The teacher smiled, nodded, and returned to the gym to supervise the rest of the dance.
"Well done Woman…" Vegeta muttered. "But what are we going to do with him?"
"We'll take him back to Bulma's lab," 18 replied.
"What?! There is no way in hell he is going to my lab! What if my mom found him in there, huh? She'd think he was my boyfriend or some shit like that and she'd never get off my case! Never!"
"She's got a point there Juu…" Chi-Chi pointed out.
18 rolled her eyes, "Then we'll make sure they don't find him. Ouji, Goku, pick him up and put him in Vegeta's car."
"Fuck no!" Vegeta growled. "That little man whore isn't going anywhere near my car!"
"Fine then," 18 replied calmly. "We'll put him in Krillen's car. Come on let's go!"
Vegeta grumbled to himself as grabbed Yamcha's wrists and dragged him down the steps. "Come on Kakarrot, get his feet."
Goku picked up Yamcha's feet and walked out the door held open by his girlfriend. "Where's your car parked Krillen?"
"Right there," the bald teen replied, pointing to a red car halfway across the parking lot. "I'll go unlock it…" Krillen ran ahead to unlock the car.
"So Blu, what did you get out of him?" 18 asked nonchalantly as the group, led by Goku, walked to Krillen's car.
"More information than I ever wanted to know about the preps…"
"Like?" Chi-Chi asked hoping for a more detailed description of her friend's encounter with Yamcha.
Bulma sent her an odd look, "You don't even want to know…"
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A/n: **Raven runs by, still being chased by the liberals and the clan of monkey demons led by her brother** Meliah! Stop them!
**Meliah throws a bundle of bananas and the monkey demons and liberals chase it instead of Raven**
Whew! So how was it? I know it took a terribly long time to get out, but other than that? What do you think the group will do with Yamcha now that they have him drugged? Any ideas? I apologize if anyone was offended by Bulma's disturbance to the fact that some of the preps were bisexual. Please forgive me if it offended you. I did not mean that I hate bisexual people. Thank you for your time! R&R! Until next time!
~*~Raven~*~
