[Mystique walks into the room, looking hassled. She glares around angrily and plops down at the table.]
Boys: [Dancing around, laughing, having fun]
Mystique: [singing] Little boys
Little boys
Everywhere I turn I can see them!
[Mystique cracks a picture of the boys hanging on the wall!
Little boys
Little boys
Night and day
I eat, sleep and breathe them
I'm an ordinary woman
With feelings
I'd like a man to nibble on my ear!
But I'll admit no man has bit
So how come I'm the mother of the year?
Pietro: What about blue boy?
Little cheeks
Little teeth
Everything around me is little!
If I wring
Little necks
Surely I will get an acquittal!
Lance: [gulp]
Pietro: [talking into communicator] Daddy, she's really scaring me. Uh huh. Uh huh. Yup. I'll get the net.
Todd: I got the duck tape...
Fred: Why do you guys always leave me out?
Lance: Be glad, Freddy, be glad!
Some women are dripping with diamonds
Some women are dripping with pearls
Lucky me! Lucky me!
Look at what I'm dripping with...
[Mystique is dancing thirties-style upstairs. She waltzes into the bathroom and falls in, giggling and then getting up.]
Lance: I thought we poured out all that beer!
Pietro: Apparently not... [holding net and following Mystique]
Todd: [laying strips of ducktape to catch Mystique, who walks right onto them and is stuck]
Pietro: [throws net over her, insanity ensues.]
Mystique: [singing loudly and out of tune]Little boys!
How I hate
Little shoes
Little socks
And each tumor!
Freddy: We gave her a tumor?
Pietro: Cool!
I'd have cracked
Years ago
If it weren't for my
Sense of humor!
Lance: WHAT sense of humor?
Some day
I'll step on their freckles
Todd: We don't have freckles ...
Some night
I'll straighten their curls
Pietro: No curls either...
Send a flood
Send the flu
Anything that You can do
To little boys!
Some day I'll land in the lab!
Pietro: I say we ship 'er to Trask!
With all the nuts and the squirrels
There I'll stay
Until the prohibition of
Little boys!
[Peter, Remy, and John are outside, looking in the window]
John: They bloomin' nuts!
Remy: This place scare Remy! Magneato's saner!
Peter: Get me out of here!
Author's Note: My sibs were watching Disney's "Annie" and I started thinking about how perfect this song was for the boys. Well, one thing led to another... and this is what happened. :) Inspired by Red Witch's awesome songfics. Please forgive me if the formatting screws up…
