[Mystique walks into the room, looking hassled. She glares around angrily and plops down at the table.]

Boys: [Dancing around, laughing, having fun]

Mystique: [singing] Little boys

Little boys

Everywhere I turn I can see them!

[Mystique cracks a picture of the boys hanging on the wall!

Little boys

Little boys

Night and day

I eat, sleep and breathe them

I'm an ordinary woman

With feelings

I'd like a man to nibble on my ear!

But I'll admit no man has bit

So how come I'm the mother of the year?

Pietro: What about blue boy?

Little cheeks

Little teeth

Everything around me is little!

If I wring

Little necks

Surely I will get an acquittal!

Lance: [gulp]

Pietro: [talking into communicator] Daddy, she's really scaring me. Uh huh. Uh huh. Yup. I'll get the net.

Todd: I got the duck tape...

Fred: Why do you guys always leave me out?

Lance: Be glad, Freddy, be glad!

Some women are dripping with diamonds

Some women are dripping with pearls

Lucky me! Lucky me!

Look at what I'm dripping with...

[Mystique is dancing thirties-style upstairs. She waltzes into the bathroom and falls in, giggling and then getting up.]

Lance: I thought we poured out all that beer!

Pietro: Apparently not... [holding net and following Mystique]

Todd: [laying strips of ducktape to catch Mystique, who walks right onto them and is stuck]

Pietro: [throws net over her, insanity ensues.]

Mystique: [singing loudly and out of tune]Little boys!

How I hate

Little shoes

Little socks

And each tumor!

Freddy: We gave her a tumor?

Pietro: Cool!

I'd have cracked

Years ago

If it weren't for my

Sense of humor!

Lance: WHAT sense of humor?

Some day

I'll step on their freckles

Todd: We don't have freckles ...

Some night

I'll straighten their curls

Pietro: No curls either...

Send a flood

Send the flu

Anything that You can do

To little boys!

Some day I'll land in the lab!

Pietro: I say we ship 'er to Trask!

With all the nuts and the squirrels

There I'll stay

Until the prohibition of

Little boys!

[Peter, Remy, and John are outside, looking in the window]

John: They bloomin' nuts!

Remy: This place scare Remy! Magneato's saner!

Peter: Get me out of here!

Author's Note: My sibs were watching Disney's "Annie" and I started thinking about how perfect this song was for the boys. Well, one thing led to another... and this is what happened. :) Inspired by Red Witch's awesome songfics. Please forgive me if the formatting screws up…