Chapter 9 is here! I hope that you like it. I am sorry for the big cliff hanger in the last chapter. Hehehe, I am an evil author.

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Chapter 9- Miroku Traumatized

Kagome still had her tight hold on Inuyasha as she hugged him and went in for a kiss.

While Kagome and Inuyasha had their "talk," Sango was chasing after the screaming monk. She stopped when she saw him, in a corner, rocking himself back and forth babbling.

"Uh. are you ok?" Sango asked Miroku.

Miroku's only answer was, "Inuyasha. no clothes. naked. saw too much. didn't wanna see that." Miroku continued to babble as he had been- sitting down, with his arms crossed over his knees, rocking back and forth.

Sango wanted to laugh, but she knew that this was serious for him. She sat down next to him. Even though he was as good as unconscious right now, she made sure that her Hiraikotsu wasn't out of reach, in case he decided to try anything perverted, like he usually does when she is so close to him. "Miroku, it's going to be okay." She said as soothingly as she could, and, (cautiously), put her arm around him, rubbing his back, trying to calm him down.

Out of nowhere, Miroku shouted, "I'M NOT A HOMO!" (A/N: Unlike Mishal. Sorry, inside joke)

Sango squeezed her eyes shut at the loudness of what he had just said. 'What can I say to make him feel better?' Sango thought to herself. "Umm. Miroku, I know that you are not gay. It isn't your fault that you saw what you did. We all know that you would never want to see that. Unfortunately, we also know that the only people that you would want to see naked, out of our group, would be Kagome and Me." Sango shivered after saying this. 'I have NO clue why I just said that aloud. It IS true, though.' she thought.

"Inuyasha. naked." At hearing this, Miroku stopped mid-sentence. He looked up at Sango. 'HEY! I know what THAT means! Sango, I knew that I could count on you to understand. Now, you won't care if I grope you or. SEE YOU NAKED!' Miroku came back to his normal self, allowing the usually perverted thought to come to his perverted mind. Then, naturally, the perverted smile crept up his perverted face. Miroku, being a hentai, let his hand drift behind Sango. Sango felt the unwanted hand on her butt. She wasn't looking at his face to have seen the warning sign: his perverted smile. Sango stretched her arm out to grab her Hiraikotsu. She gave the monk a couple beatings over the head, but not as many as he deserved.

'I almost feel sorry for him. After being traumatized like that, (thanks to Inuyasha), I will let him go off easy this time. I don't even know why I had to say that. I should've just kept my mouth SHUT!' She looked at Miroku who wasn't unconscious, but was sporting a few lumps on his head. He looked at her with his eyes full of terror. He waited for more bonks on the head, to land him unconscious, but they never came. His expression changed from terror to a grateful look.

Myoga was to busy watching the scene between Kagome and Inuyasha to have noticed what was happening between Sango and Miroku. He smiled as they told one another their true feelings that they had for the each other. 'UH, I can't stand this! The love spell placed on Lord Inuyasha by the walking clay pot/witch, Kikyo will soon be broken!' Myoga thought happily, as he wiped away a tear.

(A/N: Now, we are where I ended the last chapter w/ Kagome hugging the naked Inuyasha, an about to kiss him.)

"Sango, LOOK! Inuyasha is getting fresh with Kagome!" Miroku yelled as he pointed at Inuyasha and Kagome.

Sango gasped, "Uh. Miroku, I think that we should leave them alone for a while." Sango said a little shakily. She shuddered to think about what they would witness if they stayed any longer. (A/N: Think of what this looks like in their point of view. Inuyasha is NAKED and he is embracing Kagome and about to kiss her. You figure out what Miroku and Sango thinks that they interrupted.)

Inuyasha shuddered at the sound of Miroku's voice; once again, the monk has interrupted a Kagome and Inuyasha "Moment." Inuyasha's face turned red at what was said from Sango. Inuyasha didn't quite understand though. 'What is she talking about? All I am doing is hugging Kagome and about to kiss her. I don't see how that can be SO bad.' Inuyasha tried to think hard about what Sango and Miroku could POSSIBLY be talking about. Then, the wind blew. 'What was that? It felt. like a breeze? Wait.' Inuyasha pulled away from Kagome and looked down at himself. His eyes grew VERY large at the sight that he saw. Then, his face turned about 5 more shades of red. He gasped, 'WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?! I AM. NAKED!!!' Inuyasha looked around frantically in search of his red kimono. 'OH! THIS must have been why Kagome looked at me so oddly for.' Then, he spotted his clothes and swooped them into his arms before hiding into a bush to get dressed. 'I can't BELIEVE that I was about to kiss Kagome like this! I can't believe that Sango and Miroku saw us like that. ESPECIALLY with my lack of clothes.' Inuyasha shuddered. He finished putting on his clothes, and walked out of the bush to give the needed explanation to Sango and Miroku. He noticed that Kagome had moved, and was now talking to Sango. 'I bet that she is explaining what happened to Sango. That means that I still have to talk to Miroku. THAT won't be easy. He has such a hentai mind; I am sure that he already has his own version in his mind of what must have happened. No matter what I say, he will still think his perverted version. Oh well. I have to give it a try.' Inuyasha sighed, and walked with his head hung low, to where Miroku stood. Miroku gave Inuyasha a VERY perverted smile as Inuyasha neared him. Miroku's smile only grew wider when Inuyasha stopped in front of him. Miroku chuckled a little before he spoke, "Ah, Inuyasha. I see that you and Lady Kagome decided to 'take it to the next level.'" Miroku tapped his chin looked into the sky with a "contemplating" look on his face. "But, I don't see HOW. You didn't actually KISS her. You just jumped straight to THAT." He laughed a little and continued, "Do you think that perhaps you are taking your relationship with Lady Kagome a little too fast?" Miroku finally stopped gazing into space, and looked directly at Inuyasha, waiting for a response. Before Inuyasha had the chance to tear him to pieces, Miroku asked a different question, which the monk found to be a MUCH better one to ask. "Never mind that question. So, how did you get to agree? Did you try MY method of asking her to bear your child?" Miroku didn't wait for a reply. "I take THAT as a no. Tell me: What IS it that you said that you said to her? I really would like to know. I would like to say that to the next woman that I see. Then, maybe she will agree." Miroku gave another perverted grin.

Inuyasha's face was red with both anger and embarrassment. Then, after holding his anger at the BAKA for so long, he exploded at him, "WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING! YOU ARE SUCH A HENTAI! ALL I WAS GOING TO DO WAS KISS HER! I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT I WAS NAKED!" Inuyasha shouted at the top of his lungs.

Miroku winced at the volume of what his hanyou-friend's last words. Then, he calmly smiled. "Inuyasha, I believe you when you say that you didn't notice that you were naked when you were embracing Kagome like that." Miroku said sarcastically and laughed.

'If Sango and Kagome wouldn't kill me for it, I would tear that BAKA HOUSHI into pieces.' Inuyasha thought, and then let out a deep sigh. "Miroku, even ask Kagome. There is no point in trying to tell you the truth about what happened." Miroku looked up at Inuyasha, seeming to find a new interest in what Inuyasha was saying. Inuyasha looked at him, trying to figure out why Miroku was looking at him so oddly. 'OH!' Inuyasha figured out what it was. "NO! What I MEANT to say is: What DIDN'T happen!" Miroku looked away. Inuyasha picked up Miroku with one hand, picking him up by his monk attire.

Myoga was finding all of this quite interesting. "Lord Inuyasha, you cannot hide from me what you intended on doing with Lady Kagome." Myoga said to himself, with a little laugh. Unfortunately for the flea, Inuyasha heard this little comment. (A/N: Go Figure. Inuyasha has VERY good hearing.)

Inuyasha set the monk down. He went over to where he knew that the parasite was hiding. "Why don't you say that to my FACE, you coward?" Inuyasha growled as he walked up to the flea.

Myoga laughed nervously, "Uh. heh. heh. I was only kidding Lord Inuyasha. I know that you would never do THAT with Lady Kagome." Myoga looked at his master with pleading eyes. "Please don't-' Myoga could finish asking him to not squish him. Inuyasha squished Myoga, as usual.

Kagome and Sango's conversation wasn't too interesting. She understood, and didn't doubt her friend's words. "I believe you, Kagome. I know that Inuyasha was a little too hyper to notice that I had thrown his clothes to him before I went to soothe houshi-sama." Sango told Kagome. Kagome let out a sigh of relief. 'I am glad that I don't have to explain what happened between me and Inuyasha, to Miroku. THAT will be hard.' Kagome thought. Then, she heard a noise coming from a nearby bush. She and Sango both looked over to where they had heard the noise.

"What was that?" Sango asked Kagome in a hushed tone.

'They know of my presence. I must leave before they discover that I have been spying on them.' thought the person who was concealed in the bush. The person fled the scene before they had time to be noticed.

Sango approached the bush with Hiraikotsu raised above her head. She looked inside, but only saw a bird. Sango's expression changed from angry to relieve. "It's only a bird, Kagome. Let's go and see how Inuyasha and Miroku are doing."

"Ok, I was scared for a second." Kagome said to the demon exterminator. Then, they left to where Miroku and Inuyasha were.

'Heh heh heh, I got away without them knowing. That was a close one. Now that I know about Inuyasha and Kagome being somewhat of a couple, I can leave. I will finish my business with them another time.' thought the unknown intruder with an evil laugh.

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