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"Kirby arrived at the swamp just as mewtwo appeared"

Kirby: So, who'd you track

Mewtwo: Captain falcon

Kirby: Why didn't you go after link?

Mewtwo: Well, I was going to, when I remembered that link is just a achoholic

Kirby: Oh, yea I thought he was

Mewtwo: Well, should we go inside?

Kirby: After you

"They went inside to discover popo holding a bazooka, and nana holding a pack of grenades"

Kirby: Ok, Popo put the bazooka down

Mewtwo: You to nana, put down the grenades on the floor

Nana: Yea right

Popo: We saw you through are cameras at peach's castle

Nana: So, we knew you would be comming

Popo: Therefor, we are not going down without a fight

Nana: NOW!!

"Popo shot his bazooka right toward kirby. Kirby ran towared the missle and sucked it up.

he became commando kirby (I made him up. He basically has a bazooka, a camouflaged bandana,

and mud streaks on his face) and shot popo. At the the same time, nana threw

5 grenades. Mewtwo used his psychic powers to send them right back at her. Kirby

and mewtwo then tied the two climbers up to a pole."

Kirby: Ok, Tell us what you know

Popo: NEVER!!!

Mewtwo: Fine, should I do it kirby?

Kirby: Do it

Mewtwo: Ok (tickles them)

Nana: Hahahahahahha, alright hahahaha, we'll talk

Popo: Yea, we'll talk

Kirby: Ok, go

Popo: well, wednesday Mr.G&W came over and asked us if we knew anyone else

at fruitashers castle. We said we knew the chef, and he always would help us.

Mr. G&W then asked us If we wanted to make $10,000 each. Of course, we said yes.

He then told us to get the chef to let him in at 8:00 tuesday. We were also

told that mario was staying there. So in case he had to dispose of him, we were

told to give him to peach. We were then given a list of code names. Earlier today,

we recieved a letter and a picture. Two hours later, we recieved mario from mr. G&W

That's about it.

Kirby: Were you talking to Mr. G&W while he was in the castle?

Popo: No

Kirby: Fine then, were is Mr. G&W?

Nana: He's in the old warehouse by fruitville's castle

Mewtwo: Let's go kirby. We could also drop these two in jail on the way

"Kirby and Mewtwo left with popo and nana toward the jail. After dropping them

off, the two detectives went to the warehouse. When they entered, all they found

was an empty, dark, damp room."

Kirby: Mr. G&W, were are you?

Mewtwo: Come out now

Mr. G&W: Fine

"From the ceiling, Mr. G&W shot rapid fire bullets from a machine gun. Kirby

jumped to the side to dodge the the bullets. Mewtwo didn't dodge. Instead, he

let the bullets hit him. At first kirby thought this was madness, but then remembered

mewtwo was wearing a super bulletproof vest. The bullets just bounced off him.

Then they both jumbed up and knocked the crazy piece of paper down."

Mr. G&W: Fine, you got me

Kirby: Ok, first who were you talking to on the phone

Mr. G&W: I ain't a telling

Mewtwo: TELL HIM NOW!!

Mr. G&W: Fine, My boss, the one I was talking to is...

Guess who the one is behind the whole thing