Wow! Another chapter on the same day! That's gotta be a record! ^^;

Disclaimer-y-thingy: I don't own anything. Now I'm sad....

*********************

"Cha-la-Head-cha-la" sang Usagi as she listened to her CD.

It was lunch so Usagi could finally relax and eat. She had found a big Sakura tree to sit under. She felt so content as she ate her food, listened to music, and read her manga.....but it was soon interrupted by Duo.

"Hey Usagi! Whatcha listenin' to? Whatcha readin'? Whatcha eatin'? Whatcha---OUCH-"Duo was interrupted by Wufei hitting him over the head.

"Shut UP!" Wufei yelled as Duo rubbed his head.

"ahahaha....Are you okay Duo?" asked Usagi.

"I'm listening to the opening theme of Dragonball Z. I'm reading Onegai! Teacher!, and I'm eating some rice balls."

Duo sat up still rubbing his head. "On-a-GUY Teacher?!"

"Onegai means Please, Maxwell!" stated Wufei, still annoyed. Usagi nodded.

She got hearts in her eyes, "It's a romantic comedy about a boy who gets to marry his beautiful new teacher to keep her secret that she's an alien sent to earth to observe humans!" She hugged her book.

"I mean just listen to this! This quote is golden! 'It was written in the manual....that men on earth are weak against sexy women!!' That's so true!"

Wufei snorted,"Lies"

"Uh,huh, SURE."answered Usagi, sarcastically.

Wufei just looked at her weird.

"I wish I could do that!" Usagi said, changing the subject somewhat.

"You want to marry our teacher 'cause he's an alien?!" Duo asked

"No. I mean sometimes I wish I could marry my teacher." she blushed "You know, Mr. Terada is really cute. But, I think he has a girlfriend."

"Really?" Relena asked as she came into view. "Who?"

"Remember that girl that came into class today?"

They nodded.

"Well, I think they're engaged!" Usagi blushed.

"But-But, she could just be his daughter!" Quatre said.

Usagi shook her head. "Nope. I know that look. He came back blushing with a goofy grin on his face! They'll make such a cute couple!"

They looked at her incredulously.

"Hey, a guy could be in his fourties and still marry a sixteen year old. It's not impossible." she said.

"Hmmph. And how would you know, onna?" asked Wufei.

"I-I read it in 'Great Teacher Onizuka'" she replied, getting angry.

"Hmmph. You seem to get a lot of your information from comics. Just like a stupid onna to do that!"

Usagi started to cry hiding her face with her hands she fell to the ground right next to him.

"WUFEI!!!" Duo,Quatre, and Relena yelled.

But, they were all surprised as to what happen next.

Because Usagi started crying Wufei had dropped his guard.

Usagi smirked, her face hidden by her hands. She swiftly swung her leg under Wufei and he fell flat on his back.

"AHAHAHAHAH! So, I'm a weak, stupid, onna, huh!" she laughed as she got up looking down at him.

It took Duo two seconds to realize what happened then he bursted out laughing.

Wufei got up off the ground Usagi still laughing at him.

"......baka onna......" said a very pissed Wufei.

"Awww, is widdle Wu-Wu upset? 'Cause a baka onna tripped you?" she teased.

"I'm gonna to kill you, ONNA!!" Wufei yelled.

She smirked and gave him a quick kiss on the nose. "Not if you can't catch me you won't!" She ran off"BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!"

Wufei stood there dumbfounded then remembered that he was pissed and started to chase after a maniac-like Usagi.

Everyone else just stood there dumbfounded. Well, everyone except for Duo, who was still rolling around on the ground, laughing uncontrollably.

*****************

Yay! More rival-y-like substance!

Suggestions welcome! ^__^