"Red Headed Bishonen"
Wheel of Fortune!
Disclaimer: Tenki doesn't own Wheel of Fortune, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, or SSBM or even a real thing that involves anime... except the anime she is making! ^_^ Tenki does own herself, but somehow, she also owns her letter machine.
She doesn't own the announcer guy, Medli, Youko Kurama, or Yami Yoshi or Dragon Gurl. (They're her little siblings- YY, DG)
Announcer Guy: All right, welcome to Wheel of Fortune! Here's our host... Pat Sejack and Vanna White!
(Out steps Tenki and her letter machine where Pat and Vanna are supposed to be)
Tenki: DAMMIT! YOU HAVE LAST YEAR'S SCRIPT YOU WANNA BE ANNOUNCER!
Announcer Guy: (afraid) Sorry, ma'am. Umm, Here's Tenki Minamino and her letter machine!
Tenki: (bows) Hello. I am Tenki and this is my letter machine, who will be pushing the blocks to get the letters to appear.
Letter Machine: (static sound) Yesssss.... I shall....
Tenki: Yes. Well, let's get on with this special edition of Wheel of Fortune: Red Headed Bishonen Day! Where the favorite red headed bishonen get together from all sorts of places to play Wheel of Fortune! (walks to place where she is supposed to go A/N: I haven't seen the show for so many years, I forgot how it all is set up. I'm going on a complete guess.)
Letter Machine: (walks up to the board) Let us proceed, Tenki!
Tenki: Yes! Today's contestants are Kenshin Himura, Kurama, and Roy! Come on down, so let's get this thing started!
(Kenshin, Kurama, and Roy make their way to the places. In the red space is Kurama, in the yellow space is Roy, and the blue space is Kenshin)
Tenki: Hello, all!
Kenshin: Konnichiwa!
Roy: Yo.
Kurama: Good evening.
Tenki: So, let me just tell you that here's the first round. The category is... "Anime Weapons" There will be a question for you to find then you must answer it.
Dragon Gurl: GO KURAMA!
Kurama: (smiles)
Youko: GO ROY!
Dragon Gurl: Why did you just say that?
Youko: ...because he made me mad.
Dragon Gurl: What did he do?
Youko: (thinks for a minute) I'll tell you when I remember.
Kurama: (looks at audience) YOUKO!
Dragon Gurl: WHAT THE HELL?
Youko: I didn't kill anyone this time I swear.
Dragon Gurl: Not you, but "Kurama-chan's" throwing a fit 'cause you're up here.
Youko: Because he pissed me off and he's afraid of me.
Tenki: YO AUDIENCE SHUT UP!
Yami Yoshi: TELL THAT TO MY ASS SIS!
Medli: BITE ME!
Tenki: I'LL SHOW YOU A BITE! (holds up mangafying glass to show her mouth. There are fangs... really scary fangs)
Medli: YOU WHELP!
Kurama: Can't we all get along?
Roy: Doubt it.
Kenshin: I'd like to buy a cheese burger, please...
Tenki: ...umm, sorry Kenshin. Food bar is over there. (points to show where Dragon Gurl is holding all the candy that she could ever have, and Youko is eating it)
Youko: I LOVE SUGAR!
Dragon Gurl: ...no kidding.
Kurama: (high pitched lovely tone) I WANT SUGAR!
Tenki: I'm sweeter than sugar, Kurama-sama! (bows to him)
Kenshin: ...I like sugar, but cheese burgers.... I like them better than laundry!
Roy: O.O (at Kenshin)
Kurama: I've always done my chores, but I never really liked laundry.
Kenshin: BUT IT'S FUN!
Roy: You guys are nutzo.
Tenki: ...you guys, look at the puzzle for "anime weapons"...
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Tenki: First turn is Kurama!
Kurama: (spins big wheel)
Wheel: (goes to $500)
Kurama: Letter "Y"
Tenki: Letter machine, do we have any "Y"'s?
Letter Machine: Yes!
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Kurama: YAY! (get's $1000)
Roy: (spins the wheel)
Wheel: (turns on $300)
Roy: I want "F"!
Letter machine: Kay!
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Tenki: Is there a reason that you guessed "F"? Roy?
Roy: No, except it was the grade I got in grade school for spelling.
Tenki and Kurama: O.O
Medli: YOU'RE STUPID!
Kurama: That was mean!
Youko: YOU'RE A STUPID WHORE!
Dragon Gurl: ...that was uncalled for, Youko.
Medli: NO IT WASN'T! IT WAS JUST PERFECT FOR SOMEONE WHO STILL HASN'T BITTEN ME YET!
Tenki: ugh. Really. Well, Kenshin, it's your turn.
Kenshin: Okay! (spins wheel)
Wheel: (Lands on $10,000)
Kenshin: Oh wow.
Youko: He doesn't deserve that!
Medli: BOOOOO!
Dragon Gurl: Go Kenshin, you can guess!
Kenshin: ...umm, give me a "D"!
Letter machine: There is no "D"!
Medli: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
Kenshin: Oro. @_@ I didn't get it... that I didn't.
Tenki: All right, we have to finish the damn puzzle.
Kurama: It's my turn, isn't it?
Youko: GET ME THE MONEY YOU OWE ME!
Kurama: You don't get it...
Yami Yoshi: YOU STILL HAVEN'T BITTEN MY WOMAN YET!
Kurama: I think we need to get into a commercial, Tenki. So, let me solve the puzzle!
Tenki: All ready? But you only have a thousand dollars!
Roy: Tell that to Kenshin.
Kenshin: @_@ Oro!
Kurama: ...here... "What is the name of Yamamoto Yohko's Space Gun?"
Letter Machine: You got it! (those roses at Kurama from nowhere)
Kenshin: ORO!
Tenki: ...^_^... Kurama's so smart!
Kurama: I'm not smart, but I do like anime and know the answer to this question!
Kenshin: LAUNDRY!
Kurama: No, sorry.
Tenki: He's depressed and wants his mommy laundry. That was his mom, I guess.
Medli: THAT'S A MAID! MAN-MAID! ...AND ARE YOU GONNA BITE ME TENKI?!
Tenki: GO TO HELL, YAMI YOSHI!
Yami Yoshi: Oh? WE'VE BEEN THERE!
Kenshin: ORO ORO ORO ORO ORO ORO ORO!
Roy: DAMN YOU PEOPLE!
Everyone else: NO GOD DAMNS YOU!
Youko: (cramming sugary filled substances in his mouth) yummy. (throws a lollipop sticks in Kurama's hair)
Kurama: SUGAR! ...and my answer, is "the Ever Black Cannon!" (pulls the sticks out of his hair and stares at them intently) WOW!
Tenki: (snatches the sticks and throws them at the wall. They blow up and half of the stage is decimated. There is laundry now on the floor and Kenshin runs over to do the laundry) Yes... Kurama, you win this round.
Audience: BOOOOOOOO!
Dragon Gurl: You ate all my sugar!
Youko: Like I care.
Medli: Let's insult them during commercials!
Yami Yoshi: OKAY!
Tenki: GO TO COMMERCIALS!
...end chapter one...
Wheel of Fortune!
Disclaimer: Tenki doesn't own Wheel of Fortune, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, or SSBM or even a real thing that involves anime... except the anime she is making! ^_^ Tenki does own herself, but somehow, she also owns her letter machine.
She doesn't own the announcer guy, Medli, Youko Kurama, or Yami Yoshi or Dragon Gurl. (They're her little siblings- YY, DG)
Announcer Guy: All right, welcome to Wheel of Fortune! Here's our host... Pat Sejack and Vanna White!
(Out steps Tenki and her letter machine where Pat and Vanna are supposed to be)
Tenki: DAMMIT! YOU HAVE LAST YEAR'S SCRIPT YOU WANNA BE ANNOUNCER!
Announcer Guy: (afraid) Sorry, ma'am. Umm, Here's Tenki Minamino and her letter machine!
Tenki: (bows) Hello. I am Tenki and this is my letter machine, who will be pushing the blocks to get the letters to appear.
Letter Machine: (static sound) Yesssss.... I shall....
Tenki: Yes. Well, let's get on with this special edition of Wheel of Fortune: Red Headed Bishonen Day! Where the favorite red headed bishonen get together from all sorts of places to play Wheel of Fortune! (walks to place where she is supposed to go A/N: I haven't seen the show for so many years, I forgot how it all is set up. I'm going on a complete guess.)
Letter Machine: (walks up to the board) Let us proceed, Tenki!
Tenki: Yes! Today's contestants are Kenshin Himura, Kurama, and Roy! Come on down, so let's get this thing started!
(Kenshin, Kurama, and Roy make their way to the places. In the red space is Kurama, in the yellow space is Roy, and the blue space is Kenshin)
Tenki: Hello, all!
Kenshin: Konnichiwa!
Roy: Yo.
Kurama: Good evening.
Tenki: So, let me just tell you that here's the first round. The category is... "Anime Weapons" There will be a question for you to find then you must answer it.
Dragon Gurl: GO KURAMA!
Kurama: (smiles)
Youko: GO ROY!
Dragon Gurl: Why did you just say that?
Youko: ...because he made me mad.
Dragon Gurl: What did he do?
Youko: (thinks for a minute) I'll tell you when I remember.
Kurama: (looks at audience) YOUKO!
Dragon Gurl: WHAT THE HELL?
Youko: I didn't kill anyone this time I swear.
Dragon Gurl: Not you, but "Kurama-chan's" throwing a fit 'cause you're up here.
Youko: Because he pissed me off and he's afraid of me.
Tenki: YO AUDIENCE SHUT UP!
Yami Yoshi: TELL THAT TO MY ASS SIS!
Medli: BITE ME!
Tenki: I'LL SHOW YOU A BITE! (holds up mangafying glass to show her mouth. There are fangs... really scary fangs)
Medli: YOU WHELP!
Kurama: Can't we all get along?
Roy: Doubt it.
Kenshin: I'd like to buy a cheese burger, please...
Tenki: ...umm, sorry Kenshin. Food bar is over there. (points to show where Dragon Gurl is holding all the candy that she could ever have, and Youko is eating it)
Youko: I LOVE SUGAR!
Dragon Gurl: ...no kidding.
Kurama: (high pitched lovely tone) I WANT SUGAR!
Tenki: I'm sweeter than sugar, Kurama-sama! (bows to him)
Kenshin: ...I like sugar, but cheese burgers.... I like them better than laundry!
Roy: O.O (at Kenshin)
Kurama: I've always done my chores, but I never really liked laundry.
Kenshin: BUT IT'S FUN!
Roy: You guys are nutzo.
Tenki: ...you guys, look at the puzzle for "anime weapons"...
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Tenki: First turn is Kurama!
Kurama: (spins big wheel)
Wheel: (goes to $500)
Kurama: Letter "Y"
Tenki: Letter machine, do we have any "Y"'s?
Letter Machine: Yes!
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Y _ _ _ _'_
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Kurama: YAY! (get's $1000)
Roy: (spins the wheel)
Wheel: (turns on $300)
Roy: I want "F"!
Letter machine: Kay!
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Y _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Tenki: Is there a reason that you guessed "F"? Roy?
Roy: No, except it was the grade I got in grade school for spelling.
Tenki and Kurama: O.O
Medli: YOU'RE STUPID!
Kurama: That was mean!
Youko: YOU'RE A STUPID WHORE!
Dragon Gurl: ...that was uncalled for, Youko.
Medli: NO IT WASN'T! IT WAS JUST PERFECT FOR SOMEONE WHO STILL HASN'T BITTEN ME YET!
Tenki: ugh. Really. Well, Kenshin, it's your turn.
Kenshin: Okay! (spins wheel)
Wheel: (Lands on $10,000)
Kenshin: Oh wow.
Youko: He doesn't deserve that!
Medli: BOOOOO!
Dragon Gurl: Go Kenshin, you can guess!
Kenshin: ...umm, give me a "D"!
Letter machine: There is no "D"!
Medli: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
Kenshin: Oro. @_@ I didn't get it... that I didn't.
Tenki: All right, we have to finish the damn puzzle.
Kurama: It's my turn, isn't it?
Youko: GET ME THE MONEY YOU OWE ME!
Kurama: You don't get it...
Yami Yoshi: YOU STILL HAVEN'T BITTEN MY WOMAN YET!
Kurama: I think we need to get into a commercial, Tenki. So, let me solve the puzzle!
Tenki: All ready? But you only have a thousand dollars!
Roy: Tell that to Kenshin.
Kenshin: @_@ Oro!
Kurama: ...here... "What is the name of Yamamoto Yohko's Space Gun?"
Letter Machine: You got it! (those roses at Kurama from nowhere)
Kenshin: ORO!
Tenki: ...^_^... Kurama's so smart!
Kurama: I'm not smart, but I do like anime and know the answer to this question!
Kenshin: LAUNDRY!
Kurama: No, sorry.
Tenki: He's depressed and wants his mommy laundry. That was his mom, I guess.
Medli: THAT'S A MAID! MAN-MAID! ...AND ARE YOU GONNA BITE ME TENKI?!
Tenki: GO TO HELL, YAMI YOSHI!
Yami Yoshi: Oh? WE'VE BEEN THERE!
Kenshin: ORO ORO ORO ORO ORO ORO ORO!
Roy: DAMN YOU PEOPLE!
Everyone else: NO GOD DAMNS YOU!
Youko: (cramming sugary filled substances in his mouth) yummy. (throws a lollipop sticks in Kurama's hair)
Kurama: SUGAR! ...and my answer, is "the Ever Black Cannon!" (pulls the sticks out of his hair and stares at them intently) WOW!
Tenki: (snatches the sticks and throws them at the wall. They blow up and half of the stage is decimated. There is laundry now on the floor and Kenshin runs over to do the laundry) Yes... Kurama, you win this round.
Audience: BOOOOOOOO!
Dragon Gurl: You ate all my sugar!
Youko: Like I care.
Medli: Let's insult them during commercials!
Yami Yoshi: OKAY!
Tenki: GO TO COMMERCIALS!
...end chapter one...
