"Red Headed Bishonen"

Wheel of Fortune

...chapter 2...

Disclamer: Tenki owns herself and the letter machine. The shows Wheel of Fortune, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu-Gi-Oh!, The games Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Final Fantasy 7 and Super Smash Brothers Melee all belong to their respective companies, cooperations, and such.

...chapter 2 begins with Tenki reading Japanese manga, Kurama helping her with the hard kanji, Roy messing with his hair, Kenshin doing last chapter's laundry, and the audience as mean as ever...

Camera man: Hey, Tenki! We're on!

Tenki: (puts away manga) Thank god you people didn't leave during the commercial break! Whew. I thought my ratings were going to start to be crap!

Dragon Gurl: We four are the only audience members.

Youko: That's true. (eats another lollipop)

Medli: THIS SUCKS! YOU'RE ALL LOSERS!

Y. Yoshi: YEAH!

Tenki: Anyway, we didn't get to know the participants before the break, so let's start with you, Kurama. What do you do for a living?

Kurama: Well, I'm part of the Spirit Detective Team that works for Spirit World. Other than that, I study plants.

Tenki: That's nice. How do you like your career?

Kurama: I really would rather be a botanist, but I believe that fighting demons and apparitions is better for the world as a whole.

Youko: Goody two shoes!

Kurama: Grr... _... I won't loose my temper.

Tenki: Yeah... ^_^v I know. So, Roy, do you like working with your weaker counterpart Marth, or are you enemies?

Roy: I like Marth, but some times he's a pain. Always trying to be as good as me, I mean, damn. Doing my sword techniques are enough, but he's trying to do what I was always meant to be...

Tenki: And that is?

Roy: A pyrotechnical specialist!

Kurama: You do that anyway.

Kenshin: That you do! (smiles)

Tenki: Hey, Kenshin, how is your life?

Kenshin: I am a wanderer. Just a Rurouni! I like being a Rurouni, that I do!

Tenki: What did you do before that?

Kenshin: I was not a wanderer. I was an assassin.

Roy: Sounds tough but fun.

Kenshin: You should never kill. (looks up at Youko) RIGHT, YOUKO?!

Youko: (eats more sugary filled items that are edible) Yeah, I guess. Unless they take my sugar.

Medli: REALLY?! (takes candy from Youko and laughs)

Youko: GIVE BACK MY M&M'S YOU CHICKEN!

Y. Yoshi: (punches Youko)

Dragon Gurl: (uses a long staff to beat Y. Yoshi)

Tenki: My little siblings and their loves are fighting like crazy! Oh. Boy.. let's continue... so, onto Round 2!

(The audience continues to fight, taking it up on stage)

Kenshin: ORO!

Kurama: That's a little overboard...

Youko: GIVE THEM BACK! (punches Y. Yoshi)

Roy: Damn, these people... Hey, Tenki, let's continue!

Letter Machine: See the puzzle!

Tenki: This is in the category of "Anime Supernatural Spirits"! It's Kurama's turn first.

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_ _ _ _ _.

Kurama: (spins giant wheel)

Wheel: (lands on $700)

Medli: NO! (eats all the M&Ms in the bag at once and falls onto the wheel)

Wheel: GET OFFA ME!

Everyone: AHH THE WHEEL TALKED!

Youko: YOU SHALL PAY!

Kurama: Oh...

Tenki: That's 250 to buy a vowel, Kurama.

Kurama: All right, is there "N" in there?

Letter Machine: Yes...

N _ _ _

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N _ _ _ _.

Kurama: (Gets $2100)

Roy: (spins wheel)

Wheel: (lands on $200)

Dragon Gurl: Youko! I'll go buy more if it makes you feel better.

Youko: But that CHICKEN will take them!

Y. Yoshi: Did you just call her a CHICKEN?! (uses Chinese bow staff on Youko, but Dragon Gurl uses her staff on Y. Yoshi)

Tenki: GET THE HELL OFF MY STAGE! GET BACK ON THE AUDIENCE PLACE DAMMIT! YOU'RE NOT RUINING MY SHOW, FREAKS!

Youko: Did she just call us freaks?

Medli: That coward still hasn't bitten me!

Y. Yoshi: It's time to tear up the big sister!

Dragon Gurl: I believe so!

All audience: MUHAHAHAHA! (starts to tear up everything)

Tenki: GRRRR! Kurama, Roy, Kenshin, will you help me?

Letter machine: I'm outta here! (leaves)

Camera Man: Oh shit.

Tenki: PLEASE!

Kurama: They need a time out! (gets out Rose Whip)

Roy: Nah, I'll fry them! (gets out Sword of Seals)

Kenshin: I don't wanna fight, but... (gets out Reversed Blade Sword)

Tenki: Cool! (gets out Masamune from FF7)

Camera Man: Here it is people. No longer is the Wheel of Fortune safe, which is why no one watches it anymore... Anyway, I'm the announcer now! Looks like the first round is Kenshin and Roy vs. Youko and Dragon Gurl!

Kenshin: Hiten-mitsurugi Style RYOU SHIN SEN!

Youko: (waves hand and Roy goes flying against a nearby wall and crashing on the Wheel of Fortune)

Wheel: DAMMIT! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THOSE OF US WHO MAKE THESE THINGS POSSIBLE! (gets up and starts walking around, tearing up the set in anger)

Dragon Gurl: (waves staff and confuses Kenshin)

Kenshin: @_@ ORO!

Tenki: KENSHIN! ROY! RETURN! (uses bishonen ball and calls them back into the balls)

Kurama: What did you do?

Tenki: I caught them. The bishonen!

Kurama: The wheel!

Wheel: GRRRR! I wanted to star in horror movies! GRRRR! (eats the place where the letters come up)

Tenki: Oh hell...

Y. Yoshi: YOU CALLED ME AND MY FRIENDS FREAKS!

Tenki: Oh shit...

Kurama: No wonder he never gets along with anyone, his English skills are horrible!

Youko: Really? What about you, Mr. Proper?

Tenki: Don't insult Kurama! (swings Masamune and ends up stabbing the Wheel on the butt)

Wheel: OWCH! (takes sword and eats it O.O)

Tenki: Kurama... what are we going to do now?

(Suddenly the walls of the back of the stage are blown away and there stands men dressed in white suits)

Wheel: GROWL! You may have put me in show biz, but this is ridiculous!

Man 1: We are the Men in White. (clicks really BIG gun) Wheel, I am sorry that you were put through this, but you have to calm down. We are on national television.

Man 2: (clicks really BIGGER gun) Yes.

Dragon Gurl: Wow. The wheel was an alien. That's new.

Tenki: No kidding.

Kurama: I always thought that Alex Trebek was an alien too.

Youko: Who knows?

(Koenma appears out of nowhere behind the group)

Koenma: Yo.

Kurama: It's Koenma.

Youko: Oh...

Koenma: Actually, the Men in White work with demons, not aliens. I made them after Yusuke decided that he wanted to work with aliens than demons.

Kurama: I'm glad he's happier.

Tenki: Kurama, that's so sweet of you.

Koenma: I love game shows. How about I get you some connections and you do another game show that's more popular?

Tenki: Thank you, Koenma-sama!

Koenma: Kurama, you have a nice friend. I like that. As long as you're making game shows, Tenki, how about making it a full time fic? I bet your fans might like that. Well, chou! (leaves)

Y. Yoshi: How cool. Sis, you might want to go and see what Koenma is gonna do for you.

Medli: Are you ever gonna bite me?

Tenki: Nah.

Meanwhile...

Roy: What the hell is this place?

Kenshin: Who knows? I don't.

Sephiroth: A woman who's really hot put me in this universe with a whole bunch of other anime men! ...and she stole my Masamune!

Seto Kaiba, Ryou Bakura, Shishiwakumaru, Jin, Gene Starwind: Welcome to Tenki's Bishonen world...

Seto: You might as well get used to it.

ShiShi: Yeah...

Kenshin: ORO!

Roy: I doubt that she'll let us out.

Kenshin: ORO! ORO!

Bakura: Well, then, how about a game of "Duel Monsters"?

...end chapter two...