"Red Headed Bishonen"

...random game shows...

Tenki: Hiya, and welcome to chapter 3! Yay. Currently, not even my first chapter is even online, isn't that a pity? Typing the chapters before people even know that they exist.

Kurama: It's all right. We red headed bishonen of yours aren't going to run off that quickly.

Tenki: Hey, have you seen Kenshin and Roy?

Kurama: ...didn't you put them in those Bisho-balls that you spoke of?

Tenki: I think I did... (gets out random Bisho-Balls) But which ones are they? I thought that... oh boy... I could call out any randomly random bishonen from my realm if I'm not careful!

Kurama: Why don't you just get new red headed Bishonen instead?

Tenki: Umm, let's see... (thinks) You mean ones that I haven't caught yet? I think I'll use you, Gene Starwind, and... who else?

Kurama: (picks a ball and throws it randomly)

Jin: (appears from the ball) Hiya, Miss. I dunno why you called me, but I'm sure that we'll have great fun, jus' you and me.

Tenki: He'll work, Kurama. (takes away Jin's Bisho-Ball) Jin, would you like to play a game with us?

Jin: Oh what shall it be? Games are always fun if they're the right one.

Kurama: What did Koenma get for us, Tenki?

Tenki: (pulls out paper from random place) Yes, I see... Koenma-sama wants us to do Jepordy. He says that he and George are going to appear in the audience! More support! ^_^!

Jin: Ai, Miss Tenki, I'll give you more than you can handle. I'm a real smart one, from Team Masho!

Tenki: Yes, Jin! (waves wand that appeared from nowhere) AUTHORESS POWER, ACTIVATE!

(Suddenly, the blank screen they were on turns into the Jepordy Set, and the red headed bishonen are back behind a wall that they didn't knew existed. Tenki walks to the place where Alex normally stands, but he's not there. The audience includes George, the big blue ogre, and Koenma.)

Tenki: WOW! Authoress power is awesome!

Medli: Hey, we're at another game show.

Y. Yoshi: CRAP! It's Tenki's show!

Dragon Gurl: Did you know that she got another one?

Youko: Does it matter? (eats another sugary filled food)

Koenma: AIIIIYA! Great! Ogre, you picked the best seats in the entire place!

George: Now, Koenma-sama, there are only four others in the audience.

(The rest of the cast of Yu Yu Hakusho appear and take seats)

Yusuke: All right, I love Jepordy.

Kuwabara: Yeah!

Hiei: I heard that Kurama was participating in this show.

Yusuke: Yeah, let's cheer for him!

Youko: NO DON'T CHEER FOR HIM!

Hiei: IT'S YOUKO!

Yusuke: Damn, how'd you get separate?

Hiei: I never was part of Youko, Kurama was.

Koenma: SHUT UP! I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO THE DARKEST PITS OF SPIRIT WORLD, DAMMIT!

Tenki: ...uhh, I am Tenki Minamino! Welcome to this special edition of Jepordy: Red Headed Bishonen Day!

Hiei: Hn. I don't get what this is.

Tenki: And now for our contestants! Now, he's the master of plants, the long red headed rosewhip wielding pretty boy: Kurama!

Kurama: (walks and stands at the first booth like thingy, where his signature is on the screen. It's pretty. ^_^ A/N If he looks that good then he's bound to write really well too)

Tenki: Next is the Future Generation Hero, the caster-gun whielding Gene Starwind!!

Gene: (walks out and stands at the second booth like thingy, and his signature is just plain messy. Not even I, the author, can really read it)

Tenki: Finally, but certainly not the least, the Wind Master red head from Scotland that is on team Masho, Jin!

Jin: (walks out and stands at the third booth like thingy and his signature is legible, but is eaiser to read than Gene's "John Hancock")

Y. Yoshi: What? How dare you steal him from my fic!! GRRR!

Jin: I don't know whatcha speak of. I don't give a damn.

Medli: Don't be like that!

Youko: Kurama owes me money! (eats chocolate)

Koenma: (eats popcorn) Let the game continue.

Tenki: Yeah, I gotcha Koenma-sama! The categories:

Anime Random Stuff

Tenki's Odd Habits

Hiei's Hobbies

Cutest Anime Creatures

Yusuke's Room

Japanese Bands

RPG Random Junk

Tenki: It's Kurama's turn first.

Kurama: RPG Random Junk for $500.

Answer: "my hair is spikey and blonde, but I'm not who you think I am."

Kurama: Who is Cloud?

Tenki: No! Does anyone else want to guess?

(silence)

Youko: IT'S REALLY TIDUS FROM FFX!!!

Tenki: Yes, that's the right answer!

Koenma: He's not allowed to answer!

Tenki: He still got it right.

Yusuke: Who said that he was blonde?

Keiko: (shows him picture of Tidus from random place)

Kuwabara: Hey, Keiko where'd you get that?

Keiko: Umm, Bishonen.com!

Yusuke: You catch bishonen? BEHIND MY BACK?!

Keiko: ...Tenki does it! I catch Blonde Bishonen!

Yusuke: I'M NOT BLONDE!

Keiko: (throws Bisho-ball and Suzaku appears) See? He was my first catch!

Tenki: Oh wow.

Jin: Hey, looky at that. It's our friend from Sprit World!

Y. Yoshi: You still stole JIN from MY FIC!

Tenki: Well this FICCY just happens to have JIN in it too!! All right, err, Gene, why don't you choose the next category?

Gene: Yeah, Cutest Anime Creatures for $500!

Answer: "Loving carrots is my fame!"

Gene: What the hell is Ryo-oki?

Puu: Puu!

Medli: Ryo-oki really is from Tenchi Muyo, and she's linked with Ryoko and Washuu somehow.

Tenki: Gene, I'm sorry, but I can't accept that answer.

Y. Yoshi: This is going no where. Really fast.

Dragon Gurl: ...no kidding. You think that board might be some kind of demon?

Koenma: She doesn't pick the greatest contestants, does she?

George: I don't think so, Koenma-sama.

Tenki: Hey, Jin, why don't you pick one?

Jin: Random Anime Stuff for $100 will do me well.

Answer: "Yusuke's spirit beast's name"

Jin: Ah, "What is Puu?"

Tenki: You get $100! Wow, Jin is winning.

Kurama: You're awesome!

Hiei: I thought he was supposed to fight, since jepordy is such a dangerous thing to be in... this is boring.

Tenki: All right, Jin, it's your pick again.

Jin: Let's see... Yusuke's Room for $100

Question: "all over Yusuke's room. Makes bad smell. Burns easy."

Kurama: (buzzes in)

Tenki: Kurama?

Kurama: What is trash?

Tenki: Kurama gets $100!

Youko: Well, let's see... Kurama owes me $3454245685445...

Dragon Gurl: Why does he owe you so much?

Youko: That's how much it cost to separate alter egos from their human bodies and he said he would pay half.

Y. Yoshi: This is boring!

Tenki: So, Kurama... it's your pick.

Kurama: Random anime stuff for $200.

Answer: "The identity of Puu."

Yusuke: HOW DID PUU GET INTO THIS?

Puu: Puu... puu... (pouts loudly and sits in Suzaku's hair)

Suzaku: It's a birrrrrrdy!

All the audience: O.O

Y. Yoshi: Who knew?

Medli: ...Mr. Know it all?

Youko: Sounds about right.

Dragon Gurl: Yuppers...

Gene: (buzzes in) What is the stuff that comes out of your ass?

Tenki: WRONG!

Youko: This IS stupid.

Tenki: Anyone else know?

Yusuke: (drooling) uhh, I like LEMON PIE!

Puu: PUUU!

Suzaku: (splats pie in Yusuke's face)

Medli: wow, he looks so much better like that...

Y. Yoshi: Yeah, better than seeing his face.

Tenki: Uhh, someone pick a category!!

Jin: Hiei's Hobbies for $1000, Bob.

Tenki and Kurama: UHHH...

Everyone but Jin: WHO'S BOB?!

Jin: I meant, Tenki!

Answer: "It's bloody and gorey"

Jin: (buzz in) What is killing?

Tenki: YES! Gets $1000

Puu: PUUUUUUUUUU...P!

Suzaku: Birrrrdy need to crrrrrap!

Jin: I want Hiei's Hobbies for $300!

Answer: "Full of bloodshed and goreyness."

Kurama: (buzzes in) What is killing?

Tenki: YOU GET $300!

Kuwabara: How many deer is that?

Everyone: O.O

Kurama: I want... "Tenki's Odd Habits" for $500.

Answer: "Her main obsession"

Jin: (buzzes in) What is writing fan-fiction?

Tenki: I can not except that answer.

Kurama: (buzzes in) What is writing fan-fiction about Me?

Tenki: KURAMA GETS $500!

Youko: THAT'S NOT TRUE!! GLOMPING KURAMA IS HER MAIN OBSESSION!!!

Dragon Gurl: THAT'S RIGHT!

Tenki: I have to accept the answer that is on the card... but I forgot about that! Well, anyway...

Dragon Gurl: You're an idiot.

Tenki: Yuppers.

Kurama: Okay, how about "Tenki's odd habits" for $1000

Answer: "Her OTHER main obsession"

Jin: (buzzes in) what is writing fan-fiction?

Youko and Dragon Gurl: WRONG!

Koenma: SHUT UP!

Gene: (buzzes in) What is being in love and daydreaming about Kurama?

Tenki: YES!! GENE GETS $1000!!

Suzaku: YAY!!

Puu: PPPPPPUUUUUUUUU!

Yusuke: Who are you cheering for, Puu?

Puu: (thinking) Why, how on earth do you expect me to answer such a provocative and irresponsible question, Urameshi? (says) Puu...

Keiko: I don't know, he is the "other" portion of you, is he not?

Kurama: "Cutest Anime Creatures" for $400.

Answer: "I'm squeaky and talk. I make a lot of sense, who the advice I give no one ever listens to."

Jin: (buzzes in) What is Luna?

Tenki: (looks at card) WHAT THE HELL? Why does the card say "Puu?"

Gene (buzzes in) What is Puu?

Tenki: He gets the $400...

Puu: (thinks) This really is the most stupid thing I have ever seen in the history of being a spirit beet. (says) Puuuuuuuuuu...

Tenki: I'm sorry, but I believe we need to stop for a commercial, don't you?

Kurama: That works, I guess...

Koenma: You're not supposed to have commercials till the first round is done!!

Tenki: I'm tired of typing right at this time, Koenma, leave me alone...

Kurama: We might as well go ahead and take a break, Tenki.

Jin: The Lass can come over to my house at anytime, that I'd really have fun with. Miss Tenki, why don't you have a dark tournament instead of some lousy game show?

Kurama: I think that the authoress needs to take a break, right now, Jin.

(Suddenly, Tidus from Final Fantasy X appears)

Keiko: I have to catch it! (gets out bisho-ball)

Tidus: ...AHHH!!! NOT ANOTHER FANGIRL!

Yusuke: You get back here right now, Keiko!

Tenki: Well, It's after midnight here, so I'm shutting down... (walks to Kurama and glomps him)

Kurama: That's nice, Tenki. (returns the hug, but Tenki falls asleep in his arms) Umm, I guess I'll have to go tuck her in... (wanders around and tries to find her bed, but he doesn't find it) Well, see you next chapter!

...end chapter three...