"Red Headed Bishonen"
...random game shows...
Tenki: Hiya, and welcome to chapter 3! Yay. Currently, not even my first chapter is even online, isn't that a pity? Typing the chapters before people even know that they exist.
Kurama: It's all right. We red headed bishonen of yours aren't going to run off that quickly.
Tenki: Hey, have you seen Kenshin and Roy?
Kurama: ...didn't you put them in those Bisho-balls that you spoke of?
Tenki: I think I did... (gets out random Bisho-Balls) But which ones are they? I thought that... oh boy... I could call out any randomly random bishonen from my realm if I'm not careful!
Kurama: Why don't you just get new red headed Bishonen instead?
Tenki: Umm, let's see... (thinks) You mean ones that I haven't caught yet? I think I'll use you, Gene Starwind, and... who else?
Kurama: (picks a ball and throws it randomly)
Jin: (appears from the ball) Hiya, Miss. I dunno why you called me, but I'm sure that we'll have great fun, jus' you and me.
Tenki: He'll work, Kurama. (takes away Jin's Bisho-Ball) Jin, would you like to play a game with us?
Jin: Oh what shall it be? Games are always fun if they're the right one.
Kurama: What did Koenma get for us, Tenki?
Tenki: (pulls out paper from random place) Yes, I see... Koenma-sama wants us to do Jepordy. He says that he and George are going to appear in the audience! More support! ^_^!
Jin: Ai, Miss Tenki, I'll give you more than you can handle. I'm a real smart one, from Team Masho!
Tenki: Yes, Jin! (waves wand that appeared from nowhere) AUTHORESS POWER, ACTIVATE!
(Suddenly, the blank screen they were on turns into the Jepordy Set, and the red headed bishonen are back behind a wall that they didn't knew existed. Tenki walks to the place where Alex normally stands, but he's not there. The audience includes George, the big blue ogre, and Koenma.)
Tenki: WOW! Authoress power is awesome!
Medli: Hey, we're at another game show.
Y. Yoshi: CRAP! It's Tenki's show!
Dragon Gurl: Did you know that she got another one?
Youko: Does it matter? (eats another sugary filled food)
Koenma: AIIIIYA! Great! Ogre, you picked the best seats in the entire place!
George: Now, Koenma-sama, there are only four others in the audience.
(The rest of the cast of Yu Yu Hakusho appear and take seats)
Yusuke: All right, I love Jepordy.
Kuwabara: Yeah!
Hiei: I heard that Kurama was participating in this show.
Yusuke: Yeah, let's cheer for him!
Youko: NO DON'T CHEER FOR HIM!
Hiei: IT'S YOUKO!
Yusuke: Damn, how'd you get separate?
Hiei: I never was part of Youko, Kurama was.
Koenma: SHUT UP! I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO THE DARKEST PITS OF SPIRIT WORLD, DAMMIT!
Tenki: ...uhh, I am Tenki Minamino! Welcome to this special edition of Jepordy: Red Headed Bishonen Day!
Hiei: Hn. I don't get what this is.
Tenki: And now for our contestants! Now, he's the master of plants, the long red headed rosewhip wielding pretty boy: Kurama!
Kurama: (walks and stands at the first booth like thingy, where his signature is on the screen. It's pretty. ^_^ A/N If he looks that good then he's bound to write really well too)
Tenki: Next is the Future Generation Hero, the caster-gun whielding Gene Starwind!!
Gene: (walks out and stands at the second booth like thingy, and his signature is just plain messy. Not even I, the author, can really read it)
Tenki: Finally, but certainly not the least, the Wind Master red head from Scotland that is on team Masho, Jin!
Jin: (walks out and stands at the third booth like thingy and his signature is legible, but is eaiser to read than Gene's "John Hancock")
Y. Yoshi: What? How dare you steal him from my fic!! GRRR!
Jin: I don't know whatcha speak of. I don't give a damn.
Medli: Don't be like that!
Youko: Kurama owes me money! (eats chocolate)
Koenma: (eats popcorn) Let the game continue.
Tenki: Yeah, I gotcha Koenma-sama! The categories:
Anime Random Stuff
Tenki's Odd Habits
Hiei's Hobbies
Cutest Anime Creatures
Yusuke's Room
Japanese Bands
RPG Random Junk
Tenki: It's Kurama's turn first.
Kurama: RPG Random Junk for $500.
Answer: "my hair is spikey and blonde, but I'm not who you think I am."
Kurama: Who is Cloud?
Tenki: No! Does anyone else want to guess?
(silence)
Youko: IT'S REALLY TIDUS FROM FFX!!!
Tenki: Yes, that's the right answer!
Koenma: He's not allowed to answer!
Tenki: He still got it right.
Yusuke: Who said that he was blonde?
Keiko: (shows him picture of Tidus from random place)
Kuwabara: Hey, Keiko where'd you get that?
Keiko: Umm, Bishonen.com!
Yusuke: You catch bishonen? BEHIND MY BACK?!
Keiko: ...Tenki does it! I catch Blonde Bishonen!
Yusuke: I'M NOT BLONDE!
Keiko: (throws Bisho-ball and Suzaku appears) See? He was my first catch!
Tenki: Oh wow.
Jin: Hey, looky at that. It's our friend from Sprit World!
Y. Yoshi: You still stole JIN from MY FIC!
Tenki: Well this FICCY just happens to have JIN in it too!! All right, err, Gene, why don't you choose the next category?
Gene: Yeah, Cutest Anime Creatures for $500!
Answer: "Loving carrots is my fame!"
Gene: What the hell is Ryo-oki?
Puu: Puu!
Medli: Ryo-oki really is from Tenchi Muyo, and she's linked with Ryoko and Washuu somehow.
Tenki: Gene, I'm sorry, but I can't accept that answer.
Y. Yoshi: This is going no where. Really fast.
Dragon Gurl: ...no kidding. You think that board might be some kind of demon?
Koenma: She doesn't pick the greatest contestants, does she?
George: I don't think so, Koenma-sama.
Tenki: Hey, Jin, why don't you pick one?
Jin: Random Anime Stuff for $100 will do me well.
Answer: "Yusuke's spirit beast's name"
Jin: Ah, "What is Puu?"
Tenki: You get $100! Wow, Jin is winning.
Kurama: You're awesome!
Hiei: I thought he was supposed to fight, since jepordy is such a dangerous thing to be in... this is boring.
Tenki: All right, Jin, it's your pick again.
Jin: Let's see... Yusuke's Room for $100
Question: "all over Yusuke's room. Makes bad smell. Burns easy."
Kurama: (buzzes in)
Tenki: Kurama?
Kurama: What is trash?
Tenki: Kurama gets $100!
Youko: Well, let's see... Kurama owes me $3454245685445...
Dragon Gurl: Why does he owe you so much?
Youko: That's how much it cost to separate alter egos from their human bodies and he said he would pay half.
Y. Yoshi: This is boring!
Tenki: So, Kurama... it's your pick.
Kurama: Random anime stuff for $200.
Answer: "The identity of Puu."
Yusuke: HOW DID PUU GET INTO THIS?
Puu: Puu... puu... (pouts loudly and sits in Suzaku's hair)
Suzaku: It's a birrrrrrdy!
All the audience: O.O
Y. Yoshi: Who knew?
Medli: ...Mr. Know it all?
Youko: Sounds about right.
Dragon Gurl: Yuppers...
Gene: (buzzes in) What is the stuff that comes out of your ass?
Tenki: WRONG!
Youko: This IS stupid.
Tenki: Anyone else know?
Yusuke: (drooling) uhh, I like LEMON PIE!
Puu: PUUU!
Suzaku: (splats pie in Yusuke's face)
Medli: wow, he looks so much better like that...
Y. Yoshi: Yeah, better than seeing his face.
Tenki: Uhh, someone pick a category!!
Jin: Hiei's Hobbies for $1000, Bob.
Tenki and Kurama: UHHH...
Everyone but Jin: WHO'S BOB?!
Jin: I meant, Tenki!
Answer: "It's bloody and gorey"
Jin: (buzz in) What is killing?
Tenki: YES! Gets $1000
Puu: PUUUUUUUUUU...P!
Suzaku: Birrrrdy need to crrrrrap!
Jin: I want Hiei's Hobbies for $300!
Answer: "Full of bloodshed and goreyness."
Kurama: (buzzes in) What is killing?
Tenki: YOU GET $300!
Kuwabara: How many deer is that?
Everyone: O.O
Kurama: I want... "Tenki's Odd Habits" for $500.
Answer: "Her main obsession"
Jin: (buzzes in) What is writing fan-fiction?
Tenki: I can not except that answer.
Kurama: (buzzes in) What is writing fan-fiction about Me?
Tenki: KURAMA GETS $500!
Youko: THAT'S NOT TRUE!! GLOMPING KURAMA IS HER MAIN OBSESSION!!!
Dragon Gurl: THAT'S RIGHT!
Tenki: I have to accept the answer that is on the card... but I forgot about that! Well, anyway...
Dragon Gurl: You're an idiot.
Tenki: Yuppers.
Kurama: Okay, how about "Tenki's odd habits" for $1000
Answer: "Her OTHER main obsession"
Jin: (buzzes in) what is writing fan-fiction?
Youko and Dragon Gurl: WRONG!
Koenma: SHUT UP!
Gene: (buzzes in) What is being in love and daydreaming about Kurama?
Tenki: YES!! GENE GETS $1000!!
Suzaku: YAY!!
Puu: PPPPPPUUUUUUUUU!
Yusuke: Who are you cheering for, Puu?
Puu: (thinking) Why, how on earth do you expect me to answer such a provocative and irresponsible question, Urameshi? (says) Puu...
Keiko: I don't know, he is the "other" portion of you, is he not?
Kurama: "Cutest Anime Creatures" for $400.
Answer: "I'm squeaky and talk. I make a lot of sense, who the advice I give no one ever listens to."
Jin: (buzzes in) What is Luna?
Tenki: (looks at card) WHAT THE HELL? Why does the card say "Puu?"
Gene (buzzes in) What is Puu?
Tenki: He gets the $400...
Puu: (thinks) This really is the most stupid thing I have ever seen in the history of being a spirit beet. (says) Puuuuuuuuuu...
Tenki: I'm sorry, but I believe we need to stop for a commercial, don't you?
Kurama: That works, I guess...
Koenma: You're not supposed to have commercials till the first round is done!!
Tenki: I'm tired of typing right at this time, Koenma, leave me alone...
Kurama: We might as well go ahead and take a break, Tenki.
Jin: The Lass can come over to my house at anytime, that I'd really have fun with. Miss Tenki, why don't you have a dark tournament instead of some lousy game show?
Kurama: I think that the authoress needs to take a break, right now, Jin.
(Suddenly, Tidus from Final Fantasy X appears)
Keiko: I have to catch it! (gets out bisho-ball)
Tidus: ...AHHH!!! NOT ANOTHER FANGIRL!
Yusuke: You get back here right now, Keiko!
Tenki: Well, It's after midnight here, so I'm shutting down... (walks to Kurama and glomps him)
Kurama: That's nice, Tenki. (returns the hug, but Tenki falls asleep in his arms) Umm, I guess I'll have to go tuck her in... (wanders around and tries to find her bed, but he doesn't find it) Well, see you next chapter!
...end chapter three...
...random game shows...
Tenki: Hiya, and welcome to chapter 3! Yay. Currently, not even my first chapter is even online, isn't that a pity? Typing the chapters before people even know that they exist.
Kurama: It's all right. We red headed bishonen of yours aren't going to run off that quickly.
Tenki: Hey, have you seen Kenshin and Roy?
Kurama: ...didn't you put them in those Bisho-balls that you spoke of?
Tenki: I think I did... (gets out random Bisho-Balls) But which ones are they? I thought that... oh boy... I could call out any randomly random bishonen from my realm if I'm not careful!
Kurama: Why don't you just get new red headed Bishonen instead?
Tenki: Umm, let's see... (thinks) You mean ones that I haven't caught yet? I think I'll use you, Gene Starwind, and... who else?
Kurama: (picks a ball and throws it randomly)
Jin: (appears from the ball) Hiya, Miss. I dunno why you called me, but I'm sure that we'll have great fun, jus' you and me.
Tenki: He'll work, Kurama. (takes away Jin's Bisho-Ball) Jin, would you like to play a game with us?
Jin: Oh what shall it be? Games are always fun if they're the right one.
Kurama: What did Koenma get for us, Tenki?
Tenki: (pulls out paper from random place) Yes, I see... Koenma-sama wants us to do Jepordy. He says that he and George are going to appear in the audience! More support! ^_^!
Jin: Ai, Miss Tenki, I'll give you more than you can handle. I'm a real smart one, from Team Masho!
Tenki: Yes, Jin! (waves wand that appeared from nowhere) AUTHORESS POWER, ACTIVATE!
(Suddenly, the blank screen they were on turns into the Jepordy Set, and the red headed bishonen are back behind a wall that they didn't knew existed. Tenki walks to the place where Alex normally stands, but he's not there. The audience includes George, the big blue ogre, and Koenma.)
Tenki: WOW! Authoress power is awesome!
Medli: Hey, we're at another game show.
Y. Yoshi: CRAP! It's Tenki's show!
Dragon Gurl: Did you know that she got another one?
Youko: Does it matter? (eats another sugary filled food)
Koenma: AIIIIYA! Great! Ogre, you picked the best seats in the entire place!
George: Now, Koenma-sama, there are only four others in the audience.
(The rest of the cast of Yu Yu Hakusho appear and take seats)
Yusuke: All right, I love Jepordy.
Kuwabara: Yeah!
Hiei: I heard that Kurama was participating in this show.
Yusuke: Yeah, let's cheer for him!
Youko: NO DON'T CHEER FOR HIM!
Hiei: IT'S YOUKO!
Yusuke: Damn, how'd you get separate?
Hiei: I never was part of Youko, Kurama was.
Koenma: SHUT UP! I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO THE DARKEST PITS OF SPIRIT WORLD, DAMMIT!
Tenki: ...uhh, I am Tenki Minamino! Welcome to this special edition of Jepordy: Red Headed Bishonen Day!
Hiei: Hn. I don't get what this is.
Tenki: And now for our contestants! Now, he's the master of plants, the long red headed rosewhip wielding pretty boy: Kurama!
Kurama: (walks and stands at the first booth like thingy, where his signature is on the screen. It's pretty. ^_^ A/N If he looks that good then he's bound to write really well too)
Tenki: Next is the Future Generation Hero, the caster-gun whielding Gene Starwind!!
Gene: (walks out and stands at the second booth like thingy, and his signature is just plain messy. Not even I, the author, can really read it)
Tenki: Finally, but certainly not the least, the Wind Master red head from Scotland that is on team Masho, Jin!
Jin: (walks out and stands at the third booth like thingy and his signature is legible, but is eaiser to read than Gene's "John Hancock")
Y. Yoshi: What? How dare you steal him from my fic!! GRRR!
Jin: I don't know whatcha speak of. I don't give a damn.
Medli: Don't be like that!
Youko: Kurama owes me money! (eats chocolate)
Koenma: (eats popcorn) Let the game continue.
Tenki: Yeah, I gotcha Koenma-sama! The categories:
Anime Random Stuff
Tenki's Odd Habits
Hiei's Hobbies
Cutest Anime Creatures
Yusuke's Room
Japanese Bands
RPG Random Junk
Tenki: It's Kurama's turn first.
Kurama: RPG Random Junk for $500.
Answer: "my hair is spikey and blonde, but I'm not who you think I am."
Kurama: Who is Cloud?
Tenki: No! Does anyone else want to guess?
(silence)
Youko: IT'S REALLY TIDUS FROM FFX!!!
Tenki: Yes, that's the right answer!
Koenma: He's not allowed to answer!
Tenki: He still got it right.
Yusuke: Who said that he was blonde?
Keiko: (shows him picture of Tidus from random place)
Kuwabara: Hey, Keiko where'd you get that?
Keiko: Umm, Bishonen.com!
Yusuke: You catch bishonen? BEHIND MY BACK?!
Keiko: ...Tenki does it! I catch Blonde Bishonen!
Yusuke: I'M NOT BLONDE!
Keiko: (throws Bisho-ball and Suzaku appears) See? He was my first catch!
Tenki: Oh wow.
Jin: Hey, looky at that. It's our friend from Sprit World!
Y. Yoshi: You still stole JIN from MY FIC!
Tenki: Well this FICCY just happens to have JIN in it too!! All right, err, Gene, why don't you choose the next category?
Gene: Yeah, Cutest Anime Creatures for $500!
Answer: "Loving carrots is my fame!"
Gene: What the hell is Ryo-oki?
Puu: Puu!
Medli: Ryo-oki really is from Tenchi Muyo, and she's linked with Ryoko and Washuu somehow.
Tenki: Gene, I'm sorry, but I can't accept that answer.
Y. Yoshi: This is going no where. Really fast.
Dragon Gurl: ...no kidding. You think that board might be some kind of demon?
Koenma: She doesn't pick the greatest contestants, does she?
George: I don't think so, Koenma-sama.
Tenki: Hey, Jin, why don't you pick one?
Jin: Random Anime Stuff for $100 will do me well.
Answer: "Yusuke's spirit beast's name"
Jin: Ah, "What is Puu?"
Tenki: You get $100! Wow, Jin is winning.
Kurama: You're awesome!
Hiei: I thought he was supposed to fight, since jepordy is such a dangerous thing to be in... this is boring.
Tenki: All right, Jin, it's your pick again.
Jin: Let's see... Yusuke's Room for $100
Question: "all over Yusuke's room. Makes bad smell. Burns easy."
Kurama: (buzzes in)
Tenki: Kurama?
Kurama: What is trash?
Tenki: Kurama gets $100!
Youko: Well, let's see... Kurama owes me $3454245685445...
Dragon Gurl: Why does he owe you so much?
Youko: That's how much it cost to separate alter egos from their human bodies and he said he would pay half.
Y. Yoshi: This is boring!
Tenki: So, Kurama... it's your pick.
Kurama: Random anime stuff for $200.
Answer: "The identity of Puu."
Yusuke: HOW DID PUU GET INTO THIS?
Puu: Puu... puu... (pouts loudly and sits in Suzaku's hair)
Suzaku: It's a birrrrrrdy!
All the audience: O.O
Y. Yoshi: Who knew?
Medli: ...Mr. Know it all?
Youko: Sounds about right.
Dragon Gurl: Yuppers...
Gene: (buzzes in) What is the stuff that comes out of your ass?
Tenki: WRONG!
Youko: This IS stupid.
Tenki: Anyone else know?
Yusuke: (drooling) uhh, I like LEMON PIE!
Puu: PUUU!
Suzaku: (splats pie in Yusuke's face)
Medli: wow, he looks so much better like that...
Y. Yoshi: Yeah, better than seeing his face.
Tenki: Uhh, someone pick a category!!
Jin: Hiei's Hobbies for $1000, Bob.
Tenki and Kurama: UHHH...
Everyone but Jin: WHO'S BOB?!
Jin: I meant, Tenki!
Answer: "It's bloody and gorey"
Jin: (buzz in) What is killing?
Tenki: YES! Gets $1000
Puu: PUUUUUUUUUU...P!
Suzaku: Birrrrdy need to crrrrrap!
Jin: I want Hiei's Hobbies for $300!
Answer: "Full of bloodshed and goreyness."
Kurama: (buzzes in) What is killing?
Tenki: YOU GET $300!
Kuwabara: How many deer is that?
Everyone: O.O
Kurama: I want... "Tenki's Odd Habits" for $500.
Answer: "Her main obsession"
Jin: (buzzes in) What is writing fan-fiction?
Tenki: I can not except that answer.
Kurama: (buzzes in) What is writing fan-fiction about Me?
Tenki: KURAMA GETS $500!
Youko: THAT'S NOT TRUE!! GLOMPING KURAMA IS HER MAIN OBSESSION!!!
Dragon Gurl: THAT'S RIGHT!
Tenki: I have to accept the answer that is on the card... but I forgot about that! Well, anyway...
Dragon Gurl: You're an idiot.
Tenki: Yuppers.
Kurama: Okay, how about "Tenki's odd habits" for $1000
Answer: "Her OTHER main obsession"
Jin: (buzzes in) what is writing fan-fiction?
Youko and Dragon Gurl: WRONG!
Koenma: SHUT UP!
Gene: (buzzes in) What is being in love and daydreaming about Kurama?
Tenki: YES!! GENE GETS $1000!!
Suzaku: YAY!!
Puu: PPPPPPUUUUUUUUU!
Yusuke: Who are you cheering for, Puu?
Puu: (thinking) Why, how on earth do you expect me to answer such a provocative and irresponsible question, Urameshi? (says) Puu...
Keiko: I don't know, he is the "other" portion of you, is he not?
Kurama: "Cutest Anime Creatures" for $400.
Answer: "I'm squeaky and talk. I make a lot of sense, who the advice I give no one ever listens to."
Jin: (buzzes in) What is Luna?
Tenki: (looks at card) WHAT THE HELL? Why does the card say "Puu?"
Gene (buzzes in) What is Puu?
Tenki: He gets the $400...
Puu: (thinks) This really is the most stupid thing I have ever seen in the history of being a spirit beet. (says) Puuuuuuuuuu...
Tenki: I'm sorry, but I believe we need to stop for a commercial, don't you?
Kurama: That works, I guess...
Koenma: You're not supposed to have commercials till the first round is done!!
Tenki: I'm tired of typing right at this time, Koenma, leave me alone...
Kurama: We might as well go ahead and take a break, Tenki.
Jin: The Lass can come over to my house at anytime, that I'd really have fun with. Miss Tenki, why don't you have a dark tournament instead of some lousy game show?
Kurama: I think that the authoress needs to take a break, right now, Jin.
(Suddenly, Tidus from Final Fantasy X appears)
Keiko: I have to catch it! (gets out bisho-ball)
Tidus: ...AHHH!!! NOT ANOTHER FANGIRL!
Yusuke: You get back here right now, Keiko!
Tenki: Well, It's after midnight here, so I'm shutting down... (walks to Kurama and glomps him)
Kurama: That's nice, Tenki. (returns the hug, but Tenki falls asleep in his arms) Umm, I guess I'll have to go tuck her in... (wanders around and tries to find her bed, but he doesn't find it) Well, see you next chapter!
...end chapter three...
