*does a happy dance* WOOHOO! Over 300 reviews?! I LOVE YOU!!! *clears
throat* Okay, I am leaving to Colorado (and maybe California too) early in
the morning Friday, July 18. I won't be back until Monday, July 28 and I am
having my birthday party that day, so I am not sure if I can get a chapter
up that day, but I will try. So, I will try to give you a chapter the day
before I leave, (Thursday, July 17) and you won't get another until
probably Tuesday, July 29 (SORRY!!!) If my aunt in Colorado has a computer,
I will try to post, but I think my dad might get mad if I am on the
computer while we are they, (but, hey, I'll try...) Also, I am going to
California August 1, and I might not be back until August 15, but I will
talk my mom into letting me come home earlier. My aunt in California that I
am staying with HAS a computer, so I CAN post chapters (I will try my best,
because I LOVE you!!!) Well, on with the chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.
Chapter 35- Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sesshomaru drunken... in a GAY BAR!
Everyone decided that Miroku and Inuyasha should be the only ones going into the bar, Kagome, Shippo, and Sango would stay outside. Miroku told Inuyasha to ignore his brother, so they could have some drinks first, before "killing" Sesshomaru. Inuyasha fought back, but eventually lost when Kagome tried to kiss him, and he started his incoherent babbling about the great Kikyo. Miroku was able to get Inuyasha into the tavern without Sesshomaru noticing.
(A/N: Wonder why? Sesshomaru has had a little too much to drink, himself. Otherwise, he might come out of the tavern sooner and say, "Draw your sword, Inuyasha!" or some other crap... ^_^)
The first thing that Inuyasha said when he walked into the tavern was, "Miroku, everyone in here seems really fruity."
The owner of the tavern didn't mind the comment, (because he thought that Inuyasha's friend was a hottie ^-^!) so he responded, "That's because this is a homosexual tavern."
(A/N: For you idiots, this would be Sengoku Jidai's version of a gay bar, lol.)
Miroku groaned, but went ahead and bought some drinks, and he and Inuyasha got REALLY drunk (the plan seems to be going well...)
"KARAOKE, INUYASHA! COMES AND SINGS WITH ME, DOGGY!" Miroku, (who is obviously VERY drunk), suggested.
"SOUNDS LIKE FLAN!" Inuyasha replied. (A/N: He means "fun" not "flan.")
"WHERE SANGO DO WE SUNG?" Miroku asked Inuyasha. Translation: Which song should we sing?
"HOW ABOUTS... THAT ONE SONG... IT GOES 'DOO- DEE-DAA-LALALA' *hiccup* YOU KNOWS WHICH ONE ME IS TALKING ABOUT?" Inuyasha asked.
"YAAAAA!!! MONK LOOOOVE THAT SONG! WE SING THE NEVER OWARINAI UTA!!!" Miroku answered and clapped his hands. (A/N: Owarinai Uta would be the never-ending song.)
"Kore wa owaranai uta..." (Translation: This is the song that doesn't end...) They sang together.
"Hai, itsumademo aru, tomodachi!" (Translation: Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!)
*Inuyasha and Miroku pose*
"Dareka wa utau no koto ga hajimeta, wakarinakatta..."
(Translation: Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was...) They sang in unison.
"Itsumademo utau no koto ga tsuzugimasu yo! Bakirini...) (Translation: And they'll continue singing it forever just because...) they continued to sing the song.
"Kore wa owaranai uta..." (Translation: This is the song that doesn't end...) They sang the song a few more times.
Inuyasha drunkenly hiccupped and gasped when he looked over his shoulder and what did he see? TWO Sesshomarus!
(A/N: Remember, he is so drunk, it may only be one Sesshomaru, but it looks like two to our favorite hanyou!)
"HEEEEEEEEYY! LOOKIES, MOMMY!" Inuyasha said, poked Miroku on the shoulder, and then pointed to Sesshomaru. "IT'S MY BIG BROTHER, SESSSSSSY!" Inuyasha said a little too excitedly.
"HEEEEEEEEYY, INUYASHA!!! I HAVEN'T SAWED YOU FOR A... A..." Sesshomaru had trouble finding the right words for "a long time." Sesshomaru continued, "A... A TIME LONGER THAN SHORT...!" Sesshomaru said proudly, thinking he had thought of a VERY good way to describe the amount of time.
"I MISSEDED YOUS!" Sesshomaru said, throwing his arms around Inuyasha in a big hug.
"I MISSEDED YOUS TWO!" Inuyasha exclaimed, hugging him back.
"HEEEEEEEEYY, LOOKS, LITTLE BROTHER! YOU BROUGHT YOUR HANDSOME FRIEND, THE MONKEY!" Sesshomaru pointed to Miroku. (A/N: He means "monk" not "monkey." It's all the same when you're drunk, though.)
Miroku was too busy signing autographs for the fans at the gay bar, (who secretly harbored crushes on Miroku), who admired his great singing, (and his looks!) Miroku passed out, (from being so drunk) in the middle of signing one of the autographs.
"UH-OH SPAGHETTI OS!!! ME SHOULD TAKES MONKEY HOME!" Inuyasha said, (who knows where he got "uh-oh spaghetti Os" from...)
"YOUS HAVES TO GOES ALREADY?! I'LL MISS YOUS!" Sesshomaru slurred.
"ME WILL MISS YOU TOO!!!" Inuyasha said drunkenly.
Just as Inuyasha grabbed Miroku, Sesshomaru ran up to give Miroku a good bye kiss, but Inuyasha spun around, and somehow Sesshomaru ended up kissing Inuyasha.
"THAT WAS GOD BUY KISS..." Sesshomaru explained.
Inuyasha stared at him blankly and said, "OKIE DOKIE! GOD BUY!"
Inuyasha walked out of the gay bar carrying Miroku, and everyone in the gay bar stared at Miroku's and Inuyasha butts 0.o. Inuyasha collapsed just after getting out of the hut.
Inuyasha threw up in a nearby bush and Miroku had "Miruku" (the Japanese word for "milk") printed on his forehead. Miroku was drunk, and when he was signing his name, he accidentally misspelled it, and ended up writing "miruku" instead of "Miroku".
When Kagome, Sango, and Shippo came back from the bush they were hiding in, Shippo had Inuyasha's sake-scented barf on him, and he was growling angrily. Kagome and Sango fell to their knees at the sight of Inuyasha and Miroku passed out on the ground in front of a gay bar. Sango pointed at what Miroku had written on his forehead and they laughed even harder. Shippo was no longer growling; he was rolling on the floor with laughter.
"I know! I know!" Kagome exclaimed, and pulled out a black permanent marker from her giant yellow backpack. "We can take turns giving Miroku and Inuyasha tattoos, writing, and drawing on them!"
"I call Miroku!" Sango said happily.
"I call Inuyasha!" Kagome and Shippo said at the same time.
They played paper scissors rock to see who got to use the permanent marker first; Shippo won, then Sango, and Kagome last.
Shippo held the marker proudly and wrote, "WATASHI WA BAKA DESU!!!" (Translation: "I AM AN IDIOT!!!) on Inuyasha's arm. Shippo drew Inuyasha some large eyelashes. Before Shippo could get too carried away, Kagome reminded him to save some space far her to draw on him, also.
Sango drew made some Sesshomaru-style stripes on the left side of Miroku's face. Sango laughed as she drew an "X" on the other side of his face and a large circle around his left eye. Then she wrote "WATASHI WA HENTAI DESU!" (Translation: "I AM A PERVERT!") across his neck really big. After scribbling around on him some more, then Sango handed the permanent marker to Kagome, giggling.
Kagome laughed as she looked at Miroku and Inuyasha. Kagome colored Inuyasha's lips with the permanent marker, so he had black lips. Kagome drew a waxing crescent moon on Inuyasha's forehead, (A/N: Yes, like Sesshomaru's marking on his forehead.) Then, Kagome drew some stripes on each of his cheeks and wrist. To look even more like Sesshomaru, Kagome took out some pink eye shadow and applied it to Inuyasha.
"Now all he needs is a pink boa!" Sango said in between laughs.
"And a girl's kimono!" Shippo added, and laughed even harder.
Kagome and Sango found a place to sleep, and dragged Miroku and Inuyasha there. Sango fell asleep about 10 meters away from Miroku (for safety purposes.) Kagome set Inuyasha near Miroku, and then she went to sleep with Shippo in her arms, under a tree.
THAT'S IT! END OF CHAPTER! I know it was REALLY crazy... I had fun writing it. I hope that you liked it! It would be helpful if you reviewed saying some things that you would like to happen in an upcoming chapter. I might add it in! I am going to bed; it is 1:38AM here. I love you SOOO much for all the reviews! I hope I get more reviews *hint, hint.* Here are some responses to reviews-
Ramen- MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE...plz write more soon, I wuv this story and I made my friend watch one eppi and she got hooked, and now I told her to read and review this GREAT story! ^^ Good Chapter!
Response- Thanks! I like when my readers tell other about this fanfic! It makes me feel loved! Lol.
Tasha- It's so good! O I wonder what will happen next. I feel so bad for Kagome though, it must really suck to have a bf do that. When he gets back to normal you should make a really really fluffy chappy filled with fluff! Hehehe update soon
Response- I think that sounds like a good idea. I love Inuyasha/ Kagome fluff!
Funmaker- Why was Inuyasha able to know what he had to do to break the love spell in the beginning but was clueless in the end?
Sorry, I don't exactly understand the question. (Maybe it's because it is nearly 2AM...)
icyfizz9000- Ha I want to see Sesshomaru and Inuyasha drunk! And see what Sesshomaru wants to do with Inuyasha and if he remembers anything from the night before!! Ha Ha:) By the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Response- I hope you enjoyed seeing them drunk ^_^! Thanks for telling me happy birthday!
Angel Red Flame- How do you say, "There are little people inside my head" and "I want to eat your children" in Danish?
Response- "There are little people inside my head." Is "Der er små folk på mit hovede." "I want to eat your children." Is "Jeg vil ædedeine børn" It is strange... for some reason, this sounds familiar, like I've heard it before...
Many people said that the last chapter had a cliffhanger... I didn't notice... I didn't really consider that a cliffhanger, but sorry if you did!
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~Shironu
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.
Chapter 35- Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sesshomaru drunken... in a GAY BAR!
Everyone decided that Miroku and Inuyasha should be the only ones going into the bar, Kagome, Shippo, and Sango would stay outside. Miroku told Inuyasha to ignore his brother, so they could have some drinks first, before "killing" Sesshomaru. Inuyasha fought back, but eventually lost when Kagome tried to kiss him, and he started his incoherent babbling about the great Kikyo. Miroku was able to get Inuyasha into the tavern without Sesshomaru noticing.
(A/N: Wonder why? Sesshomaru has had a little too much to drink, himself. Otherwise, he might come out of the tavern sooner and say, "Draw your sword, Inuyasha!" or some other crap... ^_^)
The first thing that Inuyasha said when he walked into the tavern was, "Miroku, everyone in here seems really fruity."
The owner of the tavern didn't mind the comment, (because he thought that Inuyasha's friend was a hottie ^-^!) so he responded, "That's because this is a homosexual tavern."
(A/N: For you idiots, this would be Sengoku Jidai's version of a gay bar, lol.)
Miroku groaned, but went ahead and bought some drinks, and he and Inuyasha got REALLY drunk (the plan seems to be going well...)
"KARAOKE, INUYASHA! COMES AND SINGS WITH ME, DOGGY!" Miroku, (who is obviously VERY drunk), suggested.
"SOUNDS LIKE FLAN!" Inuyasha replied. (A/N: He means "fun" not "flan.")
"WHERE SANGO DO WE SUNG?" Miroku asked Inuyasha. Translation: Which song should we sing?
"HOW ABOUTS... THAT ONE SONG... IT GOES 'DOO- DEE-DAA-LALALA' *hiccup* YOU KNOWS WHICH ONE ME IS TALKING ABOUT?" Inuyasha asked.
"YAAAAA!!! MONK LOOOOVE THAT SONG! WE SING THE NEVER OWARINAI UTA!!!" Miroku answered and clapped his hands. (A/N: Owarinai Uta would be the never-ending song.)
"Kore wa owaranai uta..." (Translation: This is the song that doesn't end...) They sang together.
"Hai, itsumademo aru, tomodachi!" (Translation: Yes, it goes on and on, my friend!)
*Inuyasha and Miroku pose*
"Dareka wa utau no koto ga hajimeta, wakarinakatta..."
(Translation: Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was...) They sang in unison.
"Itsumademo utau no koto ga tsuzugimasu yo! Bakirini...) (Translation: And they'll continue singing it forever just because...) they continued to sing the song.
"Kore wa owaranai uta..." (Translation: This is the song that doesn't end...) They sang the song a few more times.
Inuyasha drunkenly hiccupped and gasped when he looked over his shoulder and what did he see? TWO Sesshomarus!
(A/N: Remember, he is so drunk, it may only be one Sesshomaru, but it looks like two to our favorite hanyou!)
"HEEEEEEEEYY! LOOKIES, MOMMY!" Inuyasha said, poked Miroku on the shoulder, and then pointed to Sesshomaru. "IT'S MY BIG BROTHER, SESSSSSSY!" Inuyasha said a little too excitedly.
"HEEEEEEEEYY, INUYASHA!!! I HAVEN'T SAWED YOU FOR A... A..." Sesshomaru had trouble finding the right words for "a long time." Sesshomaru continued, "A... A TIME LONGER THAN SHORT...!" Sesshomaru said proudly, thinking he had thought of a VERY good way to describe the amount of time.
"I MISSEDED YOUS!" Sesshomaru said, throwing his arms around Inuyasha in a big hug.
"I MISSEDED YOUS TWO!" Inuyasha exclaimed, hugging him back.
"HEEEEEEEEYY, LOOKS, LITTLE BROTHER! YOU BROUGHT YOUR HANDSOME FRIEND, THE MONKEY!" Sesshomaru pointed to Miroku. (A/N: He means "monk" not "monkey." It's all the same when you're drunk, though.)
Miroku was too busy signing autographs for the fans at the gay bar, (who secretly harbored crushes on Miroku), who admired his great singing, (and his looks!) Miroku passed out, (from being so drunk) in the middle of signing one of the autographs.
"UH-OH SPAGHETTI OS!!! ME SHOULD TAKES MONKEY HOME!" Inuyasha said, (who knows where he got "uh-oh spaghetti Os" from...)
"YOUS HAVES TO GOES ALREADY?! I'LL MISS YOUS!" Sesshomaru slurred.
"ME WILL MISS YOU TOO!!!" Inuyasha said drunkenly.
Just as Inuyasha grabbed Miroku, Sesshomaru ran up to give Miroku a good bye kiss, but Inuyasha spun around, and somehow Sesshomaru ended up kissing Inuyasha.
"THAT WAS GOD BUY KISS..." Sesshomaru explained.
Inuyasha stared at him blankly and said, "OKIE DOKIE! GOD BUY!"
Inuyasha walked out of the gay bar carrying Miroku, and everyone in the gay bar stared at Miroku's and Inuyasha butts 0.o. Inuyasha collapsed just after getting out of the hut.
Inuyasha threw up in a nearby bush and Miroku had "Miruku" (the Japanese word for "milk") printed on his forehead. Miroku was drunk, and when he was signing his name, he accidentally misspelled it, and ended up writing "miruku" instead of "Miroku".
When Kagome, Sango, and Shippo came back from the bush they were hiding in, Shippo had Inuyasha's sake-scented barf on him, and he was growling angrily. Kagome and Sango fell to their knees at the sight of Inuyasha and Miroku passed out on the ground in front of a gay bar. Sango pointed at what Miroku had written on his forehead and they laughed even harder. Shippo was no longer growling; he was rolling on the floor with laughter.
"I know! I know!" Kagome exclaimed, and pulled out a black permanent marker from her giant yellow backpack. "We can take turns giving Miroku and Inuyasha tattoos, writing, and drawing on them!"
"I call Miroku!" Sango said happily.
"I call Inuyasha!" Kagome and Shippo said at the same time.
They played paper scissors rock to see who got to use the permanent marker first; Shippo won, then Sango, and Kagome last.
Shippo held the marker proudly and wrote, "WATASHI WA BAKA DESU!!!" (Translation: "I AM AN IDIOT!!!) on Inuyasha's arm. Shippo drew Inuyasha some large eyelashes. Before Shippo could get too carried away, Kagome reminded him to save some space far her to draw on him, also.
Sango drew made some Sesshomaru-style stripes on the left side of Miroku's face. Sango laughed as she drew an "X" on the other side of his face and a large circle around his left eye. Then she wrote "WATASHI WA HENTAI DESU!" (Translation: "I AM A PERVERT!") across his neck really big. After scribbling around on him some more, then Sango handed the permanent marker to Kagome, giggling.
Kagome laughed as she looked at Miroku and Inuyasha. Kagome colored Inuyasha's lips with the permanent marker, so he had black lips. Kagome drew a waxing crescent moon on Inuyasha's forehead, (A/N: Yes, like Sesshomaru's marking on his forehead.) Then, Kagome drew some stripes on each of his cheeks and wrist. To look even more like Sesshomaru, Kagome took out some pink eye shadow and applied it to Inuyasha.
"Now all he needs is a pink boa!" Sango said in between laughs.
"And a girl's kimono!" Shippo added, and laughed even harder.
Kagome and Sango found a place to sleep, and dragged Miroku and Inuyasha there. Sango fell asleep about 10 meters away from Miroku (for safety purposes.) Kagome set Inuyasha near Miroku, and then she went to sleep with Shippo in her arms, under a tree.
THAT'S IT! END OF CHAPTER! I know it was REALLY crazy... I had fun writing it. I hope that you liked it! It would be helpful if you reviewed saying some things that you would like to happen in an upcoming chapter. I might add it in! I am going to bed; it is 1:38AM here. I love you SOOO much for all the reviews! I hope I get more reviews *hint, hint.* Here are some responses to reviews-
Ramen- MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE...plz write more soon, I wuv this story and I made my friend watch one eppi and she got hooked, and now I told her to read and review this GREAT story! ^^ Good Chapter!
Response- Thanks! I like when my readers tell other about this fanfic! It makes me feel loved! Lol.
Tasha- It's so good! O I wonder what will happen next. I feel so bad for Kagome though, it must really suck to have a bf do that. When he gets back to normal you should make a really really fluffy chappy filled with fluff! Hehehe update soon
Response- I think that sounds like a good idea. I love Inuyasha/ Kagome fluff!
Funmaker- Why was Inuyasha able to know what he had to do to break the love spell in the beginning but was clueless in the end?
Sorry, I don't exactly understand the question. (Maybe it's because it is nearly 2AM...)
icyfizz9000- Ha I want to see Sesshomaru and Inuyasha drunk! And see what Sesshomaru wants to do with Inuyasha and if he remembers anything from the night before!! Ha Ha:) By the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Response- I hope you enjoyed seeing them drunk ^_^! Thanks for telling me happy birthday!
Angel Red Flame- How do you say, "There are little people inside my head" and "I want to eat your children" in Danish?
Response- "There are little people inside my head." Is "Der er små folk på mit hovede." "I want to eat your children." Is "Jeg vil ædedeine børn" It is strange... for some reason, this sounds familiar, like I've heard it before...
Many people said that the last chapter had a cliffhanger... I didn't notice... I didn't really consider that a cliffhanger, but sorry if you did!
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~Shironu
