I know that this has to be the millionth time that I have said this, but
once again, I am sorry for the delay of this chapter! On Tuesday, I had my
friends over and we rented DVDs at Shotokan Anime and then we went to
Krista's house to watch them, then I had my friend over again today and we
watched more DVDs. Also, on Monday, Amanda and I went to the library for a
VERY long time lol. It was fun. Okay, here's the deal. I am leaving
Thursday, July 18 to go to Colorado, and, unfortunately, I probably won't
get a chapter up until Tuesday, July 29. I am bringing my disk just in case
they have a computer, the internet, and Microsoft Word. Oh, I know you
will hate me for this, (for torturing Inuyasha more), but Inuyasha didn't
apologize to Sesshomaru, so the love spell is still on poor Inu-chan.
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! At least that means there will be another fun
chapter! *Sings "For Fruits Basket"* oh, you're still here? *clears throat*
Well, on with the chapter, I guess!
Even though I have already said this 35 times, Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN INUYASHA! *sniffle* you don't have to rub it in, you know.
Chapter 36- Enter Ayame
Kagome, Sango, and Shippo had been awake for a while now, but, despite the fact that it was 3 PM, Inuyasha and Miroku were still sleeping. Inuyasha's black lips from the night before were runny due to the amount of drool coming from his mouth. Kagome, Sango were just sitting and watching them sleep. (A/N: I know that it doesn't sound like fun, but they are doing some strange things...)
Miroku rolled over in his sleep, and grabbed Inuyasha's hands and said, "Pretty lady, will you bear my child?"
Inuyasha's only response was more drool seeping from his mouth. Miroku gripped Inuyasha's hands tighter, "So, you will bear my child? Thank you. Let's start right now." Miroku said, and a VERY perverted grin graced his features.
(A/N: EWWWWWWW! PERVERT! *whacks Miroku over the head with Hiraikotsu*)
Sango's eyes nearly bulged out of her head and same with Kagome. Shippo wasn't really paying too much attention. Sango grabbed Hiraikotsu and whacked Miroku as hard as she possibly could, and Kagome hit Miroku with one of her arrows.
"ITTAI!" Miroku yelled, as her held his head in pain.
Inuyasha slowly awoke from his drooling slumber, (because Miroku's screaming), and he held his head in pain also.
"My head... ittai... my head..." Inuyasha groaned.
(A/N: Miroku's head hurts from Kagome and Sango hitting him, and from everything that he drank last night at the tavern. Inuyasha's head hurts just because of everything that he drank last night.)
"Miroku no HENTAI!" Sango yelled.
"What are you talking about? You woke me up from a good dream..." Miroku pouted still holding his head.
Inuyasha stopped moaning and opened his eyes and looked at Miroku.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Miroku... *laughs more* you... look... hahaha... SO STUPID!" Inuyasha laughed harder and rolled on the ground.
Miroku was about to get really angry in confusion, but when he saw Inuyasha's face. "Inuyasha, what are you talking about?! *laughs more* you look like Sesshomaru!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Miroku held his head and continued to laugh at the sight of his friend.
Inuyasha growled, "WHAT?! DO YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF DEATH WISH?!"
"No... I am serious... you have the same markings... just in black..." Miroku said between laughs.
Inuyasha thought about what he said for a while, (longer than normal, since his brain isn't functioning very well.) Then he said, "Well you have markings on you in black, also..."
Inuyasha and Miroku sat, thinking about this for a while. While they pondered how this could have happened, Kagome, Sango, and Shippo walked off laughing nervously. Fortunately, Miroku's and Inuyasha's brains weren't functioning well, so they didn't figure out who it was.
"Hey, Sango, Sesshomaru kissed Inuyasha, but... Inuyasha never apologized, did he?" Kagome asked.
"I don't know. I was too busy laughing my head off to notice if he ever apologized." Sango replied.
"Well, there is only one way to tell." Kagome said and Sango followed her back to where Inuyasha was.
Kagome grabbed Inuyasha and was about to kiss him, but he pushed her away and began his babbling about the great Kikyo. This was enough proof for Sango and Kagome.
"Hey, why don't we go to a tavern tonight?" Kagome asked Miroku.
Miroku agreed after Kagome had to explain once again that this time, Inuyasha had better apologize to Sesshomaru.
(A/N: My dad will be here in 30 minutes, so I am going to fast-forward to night time, okay?)
Miroku, Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, and even Shippo walked into the tavern. Sesshomaru was talking with some weird guy who was wearing a wedding dress. Kagome examined this guy closely, and decided that he looked like Sesshomaru in a wedding dress. He has long silver hair and golden eyes. The Sesshomaru-in-a-wedding-dress noticed that they were looking at him, and he stood up to introduce himself.
"Hello, my name is Ayame. I am a shopkeeper. We sell men's wedding dresses, and many other things. We also make things special-order for our customers. I am wearing this to advertise my shop." Ayame said.
Inuyasha and the gang just stared at Ayame. Then, Miroku ordered a LOT of drinks Inuyasha. After drinking all of them, (and then some), Inuyasha drunkenly walked over to Sesshomaru.
"AHHH! TOO MANY SESSHOMARUS!" Inuyasha yelled, (referring to seeing double of Ayame and double of Sesshomaru.)
"Oi, Inuyasha, why don't you apologize for being mean to Sesshomaru before." Miroku suggested.
Inuyasha gave him a weird look, then wobbled in front of Ayame to apologize.
"No, Inuyasha, the OTHER Sesshomaru." Miroku said, and pointed to Sesshomaru.
I am sorry, but that is a REALLY short chapter, my dad is here and I thought that I would at least give you SOMETHING to read before I leave. I hope that they have a computer there, because even if they don't I will be writing the next chapters on paper. SORRY! TREAT ME KINDLY!
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE REVIEW!!!
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~Shironu
Even though I have already said this 35 times, Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN INUYASHA! *sniffle* you don't have to rub it in, you know.
Chapter 36- Enter Ayame
Kagome, Sango, and Shippo had been awake for a while now, but, despite the fact that it was 3 PM, Inuyasha and Miroku were still sleeping. Inuyasha's black lips from the night before were runny due to the amount of drool coming from his mouth. Kagome, Sango were just sitting and watching them sleep. (A/N: I know that it doesn't sound like fun, but they are doing some strange things...)
Miroku rolled over in his sleep, and grabbed Inuyasha's hands and said, "Pretty lady, will you bear my child?"
Inuyasha's only response was more drool seeping from his mouth. Miroku gripped Inuyasha's hands tighter, "So, you will bear my child? Thank you. Let's start right now." Miroku said, and a VERY perverted grin graced his features.
(A/N: EWWWWWWW! PERVERT! *whacks Miroku over the head with Hiraikotsu*)
Sango's eyes nearly bulged out of her head and same with Kagome. Shippo wasn't really paying too much attention. Sango grabbed Hiraikotsu and whacked Miroku as hard as she possibly could, and Kagome hit Miroku with one of her arrows.
"ITTAI!" Miroku yelled, as her held his head in pain.
Inuyasha slowly awoke from his drooling slumber, (because Miroku's screaming), and he held his head in pain also.
"My head... ittai... my head..." Inuyasha groaned.
(A/N: Miroku's head hurts from Kagome and Sango hitting him, and from everything that he drank last night at the tavern. Inuyasha's head hurts just because of everything that he drank last night.)
"Miroku no HENTAI!" Sango yelled.
"What are you talking about? You woke me up from a good dream..." Miroku pouted still holding his head.
Inuyasha stopped moaning and opened his eyes and looked at Miroku.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Miroku... *laughs more* you... look... hahaha... SO STUPID!" Inuyasha laughed harder and rolled on the ground.
Miroku was about to get really angry in confusion, but when he saw Inuyasha's face. "Inuyasha, what are you talking about?! *laughs more* you look like Sesshomaru!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Miroku held his head and continued to laugh at the sight of his friend.
Inuyasha growled, "WHAT?! DO YOU HAVE SOME SORT OF DEATH WISH?!"
"No... I am serious... you have the same markings... just in black..." Miroku said between laughs.
Inuyasha thought about what he said for a while, (longer than normal, since his brain isn't functioning very well.) Then he said, "Well you have markings on you in black, also..."
Inuyasha and Miroku sat, thinking about this for a while. While they pondered how this could have happened, Kagome, Sango, and Shippo walked off laughing nervously. Fortunately, Miroku's and Inuyasha's brains weren't functioning well, so they didn't figure out who it was.
"Hey, Sango, Sesshomaru kissed Inuyasha, but... Inuyasha never apologized, did he?" Kagome asked.
"I don't know. I was too busy laughing my head off to notice if he ever apologized." Sango replied.
"Well, there is only one way to tell." Kagome said and Sango followed her back to where Inuyasha was.
Kagome grabbed Inuyasha and was about to kiss him, but he pushed her away and began his babbling about the great Kikyo. This was enough proof for Sango and Kagome.
"Hey, why don't we go to a tavern tonight?" Kagome asked Miroku.
Miroku agreed after Kagome had to explain once again that this time, Inuyasha had better apologize to Sesshomaru.
(A/N: My dad will be here in 30 minutes, so I am going to fast-forward to night time, okay?)
Miroku, Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, and even Shippo walked into the tavern. Sesshomaru was talking with some weird guy who was wearing a wedding dress. Kagome examined this guy closely, and decided that he looked like Sesshomaru in a wedding dress. He has long silver hair and golden eyes. The Sesshomaru-in-a-wedding-dress noticed that they were looking at him, and he stood up to introduce himself.
"Hello, my name is Ayame. I am a shopkeeper. We sell men's wedding dresses, and many other things. We also make things special-order for our customers. I am wearing this to advertise my shop." Ayame said.
Inuyasha and the gang just stared at Ayame. Then, Miroku ordered a LOT of drinks Inuyasha. After drinking all of them, (and then some), Inuyasha drunkenly walked over to Sesshomaru.
"AHHH! TOO MANY SESSHOMARUS!" Inuyasha yelled, (referring to seeing double of Ayame and double of Sesshomaru.)
"Oi, Inuyasha, why don't you apologize for being mean to Sesshomaru before." Miroku suggested.
Inuyasha gave him a weird look, then wobbled in front of Ayame to apologize.
"No, Inuyasha, the OTHER Sesshomaru." Miroku said, and pointed to Sesshomaru.
I am sorry, but that is a REALLY short chapter, my dad is here and I thought that I would at least give you SOMETHING to read before I leave. I hope that they have a computer there, because even if they don't I will be writing the next chapters on paper. SORRY! TREAT ME KINDLY!
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE REVIEW!!!
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~Shironu
