Magical girl
Author: Poly

Authors note:
This is just a silly little thing that popped in my mind one day. I hope
you enjoy it. Don't take it too seriously though. A silly conversation
between two of the Ranma characters.

Disclaimer:
All Characters of Ranma 1/2 belong to Rumiko Takahashi.

* * *

"It's not true."

"Yes, it is."

"Would you quit it already?"

"You know I'm right about this."

"No you're not."

"It's magic isn't it?"

"Yeah, so?"

"And you don't deny the fact you turn into a girl do you?"

"It's not like I have a choice about that you know!"

"But you can't deny the proof."

"What does it takes to convince you. I'm not a magical Girl!"

"Yes you are."

"Am not!"

"Magic and girl, this equals magical girl. Just give it up Ranma. You
know you can't win."

"Aaaarrgg! I'm not like those silly anime characters with their weird
powers."

"Look who's talking. You shoot energy blasts from your hands almost
daily."

"That's different! That's pure skill and a lot of training!"

"Still seems like a magical girl thing to me."

"Ha! And what about Ryoga? He can do that too you know. Let's see
you talk yourself out of that one."

"Magical pet."

"WHAT! You're nuts!"

"Here's the contract. Signed and ready to go."

"You can't be serious. Wait a minute. How do you know about the P-
chan thing?"

Glare.

"Never mind. I don't want to know."

"Just sign the contract Ranma. I can think of worse ways to pay off
your debt you know."

"Alright already. Just give me a pen."

"Here you go. Nice doing business with you."

"Sure. I guess you say that to all your victims."

"Watch it Ranma. You don't want to owe me for life do you?"

Gulp.

* * *

"Grandpa, grandpa" The little girl squealed with excitement. "I want to
go there!" She pointed to a crowded section around one of the booths
in the convention hall.

"Don't you think it's a little busy at the moment?"

"But grandpa, I want to see the magical girl." The little girl whined.

Her grandfather sighed. "There are lots of magical girls walking around
here Mina. Why don't we go see them first?"

"But grandpa, they're not real. That one is!" She pointed towards the
booth again.

Grandpa just shook his head wondering about the imagination of his
grandchild.

* * *

"Stop squirming Ranma. It's almost time for another performance."

Ranma just grumbled. "You're not the one wearing this stupid
costume."

"Yeah, yeah." Nabiki absentmindedly replied. She was too preoccupied
counting all those lovely Yen.

* * *

THE END

Additional authors note:
I know, I know. You're probably wondering why you ever started
reading this silly little thing. I'm wondering myself why I ever wrote it
in the first place. Bill, thanks for proofreading!