Welcome to Fated Portal, chapter 4

Misty: Yay! I get a Vaporeon!

Yeah, good for you.

Misty: We disclaim Golden Sun, Harry Potter, and Magic Knight Rayearth.

And . . .?

Misty: how can I disclaim Pokemon? I'm in it! Does that mean I don't own myself?

Come on, stop asking stupid questions.

Misty: STUPID???

Not stupid, but we disclaim Pokemon.

Chapter 4–Pokemon

"Where are we?" It was not long before Harry and Hermione would fall through the stairs.

"I, I don't know," Misty's large blue eyes were full of multicolored reflections of the portals. Her voice echoed through loud silence, the sight made her shiver. "What are these lights?"

"I think we fell out of one," Ash reach towards one.

"Don't touch it!" Misty grabbed his arm, "you might get sucked through or something, like that other one."

Only seconds before, they were walking through the Mt. Moon, traveling towards Misty's hometown. The caves were dark, and only a pokemon could light the way. Pikachu, the yellow mouse that stood beside them had been through a hard battle, and the two agreed that it would be okay to rest a while. The two walked through the dark, Misty had grown up next to the mountains, and used to travel the dark caves alone. She promised Ash she knew the way. In silence, they were blinded by a bright light as they were pulled down a pit. This is where they fell.

"Pika!" the rodent next to them yawned. It's red cheeks sparked and its pointed ears twitched.

"Oh, Pikachu, you're awake," Ash petted his Pokemon he had always traveled with. Pikachu had been his very first pokemon ever. "Hey, do you know where we are?"

The Pikachu looked around with a confused face. "Pika. .." it shook it's head.

"Of course it doesn't know where we are!" Misty yelled. "Who would?!"

"Gosh," Ash replied, "you don't have to be so . . . worried about this."

"Worried? WORRIED!?! We're in a middle of a giant room of glowing lights, and you're telling me not to get worried?"

"Well I was just saying–."

"I don't care what you were saying! We're lost! WE ARE LOST!!!"

"Misty–."

"How do you think we're supposed to get back? Huh? HUH!?!"

"I just–."

"Chu!"

"Just what? Trying to insult me?"

"No, I just–."

"Pika!"

"Why don't you just–!"

"PIKACHU!!!" sparks were sent up into the air as the distressed mouse tried to get their attention.

"What is it?"

The pokemon pointed in a different direction, and coming out of one of the lights was a bug like creature.

"Eeek!" Misty screeched as she headed in the opposite direction.

"Does that really look that bad?" Ash asked as Misty grabbed the back of his jacket and took off in a run.

"Yes, it looks that bad you dork bucket!"

The Pikachu followed as it pulled one of it's many legs out of the glowing liquid. It's opened mouth had layers of teeth. It's hands were clawed, it's muscle's bulging. A stinger at the end of it's long tail was dripping with blood.

"Wait! I wanna fight it!" Ash whined.

"Oh no you don't!" Misty kept running.

"Do you think I could catch it?"

"I doubt it!"

"Please! Can I try?"

"NO!!!"

"Hey you, monster! I challenge Yooouuuu!!!"

"ASH YOU MORON!!!" Misty turned around to see the monster charging at them. Stumbling, she fell into a blue glowing circle. The ground never came as she began screaming. "DOOO SOMETHIIINNNG AAASSSHHH!!!" She yelled as she fell towards the ground.

The Pokemon trainer who was descending next to her grabbed a Pokeball. "Go Pidgeot!" he cried as a giant bird appeared in red light as the ball opened. It's wings spread, and the two landed on it. Ash, quickly grabbed Pikachu's tail (who was now falling past them), and pulled him onto the giant bird.

"Pidgeot, watch out!" Misty cried as the bug appeared from the sky and reached towards them. The bird swerved, and the monster fell to the ground with a SPLAT. "Yeah, Ash! We killed it!"

No reply, Misty looked at him. Tears rolled down his cheek.

"I didn't get to challenge it to a duel! Wahaha!"

"Stop crying you whimp. It would've beat you anyways. Besides, it's NOT A POKEMON!!!"

"Hey," Ash looked up. "Where are we?"

The three sat in awe at the valley below. Two moons were visible in the day. Forests reached out beneath them, a rocky cliff reached into the sky behind them.

"Not Kanto, or Johto I expect," Misty guessed. "I don't think we're in the Pokemon world!"

"Well duh. Hey, Pideot! Land, and we'll get some lunch!"

"Lunch?" Misty sat wide-eyed. "How can you think of lunch at a time like this?!"

"How can I not? My stomachs whining at me!"

Indeed it was, chattering noisily. "Fine," Misty sighed. The bird landed, and the two got out cooking utensils. Brock, who had left the journey at his hometown, Pewter City, had always cooked for them. He was an excellent cook, and the two teenagers, and their Pokemon missed him dearly.

The water they had gotten from a nearby stream began to bubble, and Misty poured a packet of noodles in it. Stirring slowly, she got a bag of seasoning, they had resorted to ramen noodles. Just as she was about to begin eating, two screams erupted from above her. Through the trees, Misty saw two figures were falling from the sky, their black cloaks trailing behind them.

"Ash! Look there!" she cried pointing towards them. "Hurry! Send Pidgeot!"

Quickly, the Pokemon trainer obliged and quickly grabbed a ball from his belt. "Go Pidgeot!" He yelled, "save those two people!"

The bird popped out, it's wings spreading far. It flapped it's wings and started towards them. Misty clenched her fist in horror as she watched them fall, helpless, and there was nothing she could do. Only Pidgeot could save them now. It swooped, and the two fell onto it's feathered body.

"Oh yeah Pidgeot!" she cried, jumping up and down. "You did it! Good job!"

"Bring em' back!" Ash cried. "Do you think we could battle them?" he asked, his eyes wide.

"I really don't think so," Misty sighed, unable to believe what she was hearing.

The Pidgeot glided to a stop, and the two people fell off.

"We're alive!" The girl squeaked as she slid off. "We made it!" Her face was dazed, her long brown hair was scawgly and messy.

"Ow," the boy moaned as he landed on his head. "That hurt."

"Harry!" the girl laughed insanely, "we made it! We really made it! We didn't die!" She cackled and hugged Harry very tightly. Misty saw his face go blue.

"Her–my-you-re-cho-king-me!"

"Oh," she sat back, "sorry! I didn't mean to!"

"It's all right," he moaned, rubbing his head. "Ugh, where did that bird come from? It just–appeared!"

"Hem-hem!" Misty tried to get their attention.

"AUGH!!!" Hermione screamed holding her ears. "Professor Umbridge! Kill Professor Umbridge."

"Um, Hermione?" Harry prodded her. "Professor Umbridge is in Azkaban, but is that who you're looking for?" He pointed to Misty who was standing impatiently, tossing one of her pokeballs.

"Oh! Hi!" she waved nervously.

"Hi!" Ash stepped up and waved her hand enthusiastically. "My name is Ash Ketchum, Pokemon trainer from Pallet town!"

The two gave him a strange look.

"What weed are you smoken?" Harry questioned, hand on his wand. "What idiot would name a town after a art utensil, what in the hay is a Pokemon trainer, and why is your last name Ketchup?

"Ketchum! KetchumKetchumKetchumKetchum, KETCHUM!!!!"

"Speak with proper grammer," Hermione scowled. "Comma's were invented for a reason, use them."

"Who do you think you are?" Misty stepped forward, she tossed her pokeball. Instantly, a vaporeon popped out in a red flash. It was blue with a long mermaid tail.

"Vae!" it cooed.

"Wow!" Hermione scooted towards it with alarming speed. Her hands were around it as her eyes were filled with hearts. "What is this creature? It's soooo adooorrraaabllle!!!"

"Yeah! Of course it is!" Misty smiled. "It's my vaporeon, I take really good care of it, of course it's adorable! Its the most adorable Pokemon of it's kind!"

"I bet it is!" Hermione replied, stroking the creatures fins, "it's skin is so shinny, and it's fins are sooo cute! ^_^"

"I feed it a well balanced meal a day, and wash it whenever I can with pure H2O!"

"Wow! ^_^"

Ash and Harry looked at the two girls talking about the vaporeon, and then at each other.

"Girls," they sighed.

"So, um," Ash cocked an eyebrow, "who are you?"

"I'm Harry Potter," he paused, and expected a gasp, but it never came, "I go to Hogwarts in England."

"England?" Ash laughed, "what a dumb name is that! And same with Hogwarts! Hog and warts!" He laughed insanely as Harry scowled drawing his wand.

"Could you please stop laughing?"

Ash kept going, ignoring the wizards request.

"Please stop laughing," Harry sounded more threatening this time. Ash didn't stop. "Stop laughing!" Nothing. "STOP LAUGHING!!! STUPIFY!!!"

He swished his wand, and red light burst from it's tip. Ash screamed as he was forced back, and landed with a thud on the ground.

"Um...ooops?" he questioned as Misty and Hermione looked at him alarmed. Misty gave a glare, "I didn't mean to, he wouldn't shut up! And he insulted Hogwarts–!"

"Wow!" Misty said in awe, "how did you do that!? You made him shut-up, good job!" She gave a thumbs up, and the vaporeon purred. Harry wasn't exactly sure what to think, so he stayed silent as Misty dished out ramen noodles (including Ash's share), and gave them to the two Hogwarts students.

"Thanks a lot back there!" Hermione said between bites. "If you hadn't saved us, we probably be dead!"

"Awe, it was nothing," Misty said simply, "you obviously have good taste, and who would let someone fall from the sky?"

"He Who Must Not Be Named?" Hermione guessed, and Misty gave a perplexed face. "Oh, nevermind. Are you from here perhaps?"

"No," Misty shook her head, "we fell into a portal, and landed here. We were hoping you were from here!"

"No, we fell through some stairs and into a–portal realm was it?"

"Yeah," Harry grunted, keeping to himself as he tried to figure out how to use chopsticks. The noodles just kept on sliding off the sticks. Hermione seemed to be a natural, and held them without thought.

"Same with us!" Misty said in awe, "a big giant bug thingy chased us into the portal!"

"Well, thank goodness you're alive, or we wouldn't."

"Yup!"

The three ate around the kettle, switching facts about one another. Obviously, none of them knew where they were.

Misty: wow! Hermione likes water Pokemon! Who would've guessed!

I think she just likes everything.

Misty: good point. But I like her. She holds up a great conversation.

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(Misty: yes they would)

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Misty: Yay! A VAPOREON!!! HEE-HEE-HEE I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

Someone's had to much sugar.

Misty: Vaporeon, Togepi, Lapras, Starmie, Dewgong, Suicune

Ash: Pikachu, Eefy, Charizard, Pidgeot, Larvitar, Bellossom