Star date Along time ago in a galaxy far far away……..
Food bowl status, full
Inside the cage the straw rocked and I'm swearing in rabbitese because my water bowl's fallen on, my head for the umpteenth time this week. Who's idea was it to give keep a rabbit on a cruiser anyway? They couldn't have just left me at home? But noooooo, my stupid owner insisted messing with my ears and tying them in knots on the side of my head saying 'now you look just like mommy'. Stupid princesses, blah.
The cage rocked again and fell off the shelf, a bit dazed and suffering with concussion, our heroine realised that the cage door was open. Whoo hoo freedom!!!! Bunny Foo Foo muttered in rabbitese, but it was short lived, my mistress came round the corner.
"Aww Bunny Foo Foo, did the big nasty white imperial stormtroopers scare you?"
Stupid stupid princess.
Hey who's the big black guy; wonder if his gloves are edible?
The guy must have some empathy for rabbits cos he's taken me away from Leia.
"Darth Vader, only you could be so bold" Blah Blah Blah Blah etc etc.
Nope his gloves aren't edible, oh well least it's pre CGI, a mate of mine had a bad trip on that once…but I'm digressing. Oh well, at least if they're synthetic it means he's probably a vegetarian and I won't end up in a pie. On a bad note it's making my fur static.
"Don't act so surprised your Highness, you weren't on any diplomatic mission this time"
"I don't know what your talking about" Blah Blah Blah etc etc, She keeps looking at me sorrowfully, I like the big black guy better, least he's not started to attack my ears with hairspray, despite the fact I'm obviously allergic. I remember the good old days when I was a back in the pet store before some dodgy guy in a purple dress bought me. I thought it was funny at the time that he insisted on a lop eared rabbit.
"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!"
Yeah big black guy you tell her, I feel very superior.
Food bowl status, full
Inside the cage the straw rocked and I'm swearing in rabbitese because my water bowl's fallen on, my head for the umpteenth time this week. Who's idea was it to give keep a rabbit on a cruiser anyway? They couldn't have just left me at home? But noooooo, my stupid owner insisted messing with my ears and tying them in knots on the side of my head saying 'now you look just like mommy'. Stupid princesses, blah.
The cage rocked again and fell off the shelf, a bit dazed and suffering with concussion, our heroine realised that the cage door was open. Whoo hoo freedom!!!! Bunny Foo Foo muttered in rabbitese, but it was short lived, my mistress came round the corner.
"Aww Bunny Foo Foo, did the big nasty white imperial stormtroopers scare you?"
Stupid stupid princess.
Hey who's the big black guy; wonder if his gloves are edible?
The guy must have some empathy for rabbits cos he's taken me away from Leia.
"Darth Vader, only you could be so bold" Blah Blah Blah Blah etc etc.
Nope his gloves aren't edible, oh well least it's pre CGI, a mate of mine had a bad trip on that once…but I'm digressing. Oh well, at least if they're synthetic it means he's probably a vegetarian and I won't end up in a pie. On a bad note it's making my fur static.
"Don't act so surprised your Highness, you weren't on any diplomatic mission this time"
"I don't know what your talking about" Blah Blah Blah etc etc, She keeps looking at me sorrowfully, I like the big black guy better, least he's not started to attack my ears with hairspray, despite the fact I'm obviously allergic. I remember the good old days when I was a back in the pet store before some dodgy guy in a purple dress bought me. I thought it was funny at the time that he insisted on a lop eared rabbit.
"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!"
Yeah big black guy you tell her, I feel very superior.
