Star Date, closer to Christmas than yesterday

Food Bowl Status, half eaten

Hmmm is reconsidering this whole dark side idea. Not as cool as once thought. BBG grabbed me and sat on this giant toilet thingy (which was kinda disturbing if the truth be known) and then this Old Wrinkly Dude appeared in front of me.

Was very annoyed, cheap nylon cape inflicted on me by BBG, fur and static from the holo of the Old Wrinkly Dude gave me serious electric shocks. However strangely enough this seemed to impress BBG and OWD and they talked for half an hour about what could have been either of bunny Force lightening or the benefits of exfoliation on shrubberies, must brush up on basic.

Honestly have they really failed to notice was that the cheap nylon cape static had caused half my fur to fall on the floor? Can't cope with this much longer. My only theory is that BBG's asthma has always stopped him from having a pet and he thinks making a bald bunny as his chance of fulfilling a childhood wish, or that he is just really dumb.

Stupid Sith Lords, blah.

Am considering escape, as would rather be pie than bald.

Thanks for the reviews, they keep me going.

* For all those Americans confused by chapt5 (like u lightbulby!!!!!) the RSPCA is the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, basically a British be kind to your bunnies & etc club