Star Date, best before a long time ago

Food Bowl Status, icky

Really should have stayed with Sith Lord. After getting really annoyed with lacing cage with white hair, (and even squeaky toys can get boring after a while) decided to chew through bars. Was nearly rumbled but BBG under-estimated the powers of my teeth and thought I was just doing it to drive Not Quite As Big Grey Guy insane with the noise.

Anyway, got out eventually and decided to go for a wander. Made a fatal error in all my wisdom, must learn to control temper. Was having fight with small random droid, who was getting annoyed with all the currants I was leaving in the corridors, stupid droids, just because they don't have to answer the call of nature! I did the logical thing when it started to push me around, kicked it with my feet and peed on it. So it tossed me in rubbish compactor, despite my cries that BBG would have his wheels when he finds out.

By the Great Bunny I think something is moving in here. Am getting brown goo all over fur and smell is really bad. Things can't get any worse.