Star Date, worst day of my life to date.
Food Bowl Status, still icky.
Remember when I said things couldn't get any worst, well they did.
"Oh Little Bunny Foo Foo, have you missed your mommy?"
"What an incredible smell you've discovered!"
Oh and she's brought friends, I did not know Princess Leia had any friends, either way, at least she's glaring at him for calling me smelly. Personally she is clutching me so close that I can't breath let alone be bothered by the odour. Oh no, a strange furry guy is looking at me like I'm pie. Maybe if I beg he'll eat Leia instead. Oh BBG why did I ever leave you!
"Luke!"
Ohhhh the whiny short guy has just been dragged under, I knew I felt something moving. Oh well at least it's not me, have a nice life whiny short guy.
"Shoot it!"
"Shoot it I can't even see it"
Hello, am I the only one who remembers what happened the last time they set off a blaster, hmmm my static trick would come in handy now, wish I hadn't ditched the cape, on second thoughts nahhhhhh, its more fun to watch him get eaten, its always good to see the tables turned.
Oh no, why are the walls moving, walls aren't supposed to move, they're supposed to say still and be peed against.
"Don't just stand there gaping at it, try and brace it with something"
Why are they all looking at me?
Food Bowl Status, still icky.
Remember when I said things couldn't get any worst, well they did.
"Oh Little Bunny Foo Foo, have you missed your mommy?"
"What an incredible smell you've discovered!"
Oh and she's brought friends, I did not know Princess Leia had any friends, either way, at least she's glaring at him for calling me smelly. Personally she is clutching me so close that I can't breath let alone be bothered by the odour. Oh no, a strange furry guy is looking at me like I'm pie. Maybe if I beg he'll eat Leia instead. Oh BBG why did I ever leave you!
"Luke!"
Ohhhh the whiny short guy has just been dragged under, I knew I felt something moving. Oh well at least it's not me, have a nice life whiny short guy.
"Shoot it!"
"Shoot it I can't even see it"
Hello, am I the only one who remembers what happened the last time they set off a blaster, hmmm my static trick would come in handy now, wish I hadn't ditched the cape, on second thoughts nahhhhhh, its more fun to watch him get eaten, its always good to see the tables turned.
Oh no, why are the walls moving, walls aren't supposed to move, they're supposed to say still and be peed against.
"Don't just stand there gaping at it, try and brace it with something"
Why are they all looking at me?
