A/n: Howdy! Before you start reading this, I'd like to warn you to, under no circumstance, take this story seriously. Second, I'd like to thank my pal Michelle "Bat-Girl" whose Legolas/Orlando Bloom obsession inspired this piece of random insanity.
Legolas and the Curse of Bat-Girl
By Samantha J. Mulder
It was a bright, happy, sunny day as Legolas walked innocently thorough the forest. It seemed to him to be the perfect day; nice weather, a nice peaceful walk along the river…everything was nice. Little did he know that doom awaited him around the next bend.
Now, you may be asking what kind of doom could possibly befall the brave and daring Legolas? It wasn't the evils of orcs or even of boy bands that awaited him, no, it was something much, much worse. It was the horrors of an insane teenaged girl hyped up on too much refined sugar. How do I know? Well, I, as the omnipicent fan fiction author, was there, making sure things went well and people behaved as I saw fit.
Anyway, back to Legolas. As Legolas walked along enjoying the peacefulness of his happy day, suddenly something jumped out at him. It was….a tall blond teenaged girl! Horrors of all horrors! Michelle…or Bat-Girl as she prefers to be called scared ol' Legolas right out of his wits. It's not everyday one sees a blond girl dressed as Bat-Girl jumped out of the shrubbery in the middle of the forest.
Bat-Girl looked at Legolas with a huge grin on her face. "Legolas!" She said in a way that disturbed and frightened him. He looked at her in shock and managed to spit out, "Wh-who are you ?"
Bat-Girl grinned her disturbing grin, said, "I am Bat-Girl!" and then laughed manically. "I'm here for you dear, sweet Legolas!"
Legolas began to slowly back away in fear, however, without looking where he was going he back himself into a corner with Bat-Girl closing in…
A/n: Oh no! Whatever will become of our dear Legolas? Well, that's for me to know and you find out…in chapter 2!! By the way, yes, Bat-Girl is real and yes, she does act like that on a daily basis. Having said that, the only thing left is for you to REVIEW!
Sayonara--
--Mulder
