Star Date, probably Pancake Day, cos that's what we are going to be by the end of it.
Food Bowl Status, inedible
Am so scared have peed on Leia leaving yellow stain down her white dress, serves her right, nobody with her thighs should wear white, she's like the iceberg that hit the Titanic, ¾ of her is below the midline.
Walls are still moving in, I swear I never thought it would end this way, short whiny guy keeps yelling at a com link uselessly
"Threepio, come in Threepio!"
What is a threepio? Is it like praying to Buddha or something?
Well what do you know? Buddha came through! Have slightly more respect for short whiny guy, still prefer BBG though. Once again, am kicking myself for being a slave to vanity and leaving him. Maybe will ditch Leia once we get out of the stinky place and try and find him again, however that may prove difficult the way she's holding me. Random pirate guy keeps glaring at me, think he may be jealous that I am clutched so close to her chest, he wouldn't if he knew they were durasteel (her thirteenth birthday present from her father I might add, told you the family were strange).
Food Bowl Status, inedible
Am so scared have peed on Leia leaving yellow stain down her white dress, serves her right, nobody with her thighs should wear white, she's like the iceberg that hit the Titanic, ¾ of her is below the midline.
Walls are still moving in, I swear I never thought it would end this way, short whiny guy keeps yelling at a com link uselessly
"Threepio, come in Threepio!"
What is a threepio? Is it like praying to Buddha or something?
Well what do you know? Buddha came through! Have slightly more respect for short whiny guy, still prefer BBG though. Once again, am kicking myself for being a slave to vanity and leaving him. Maybe will ditch Leia once we get out of the stinky place and try and find him again, however that may prove difficult the way she's holding me. Random pirate guy keeps glaring at me, think he may be jealous that I am clutched so close to her chest, he wouldn't if he knew they were durasteel (her thirteenth birthday present from her father I might add, told you the family were strange).
