A/N]] Was I really late? Yes I was…..and I am very very very sorry for those of you who were waiting. This is the last chapter of Golden Hitomi and is the best chapter of it too. Hope you'll like it. I guarantee you will laugh.

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Golden Hitomi (ending)

"My my, you look absolutely wonderful Goku." Tempou praised as he held Goku by the shoulders, reflecting the young teen in front of his room's gigantic mirror.

"Tell me again why I have to dress like a girl?" A stress mark on his head, Goku turned to Konzen in tantrum.

"I've told you saru."

"!**^@#))(&" Konzenn~~.." Whining, Goku tugged at Konzen's shirt. "I look like a girl!!"

"Good. That's what we're aiming for."

Just when he was wondering where Kenren went, sounds of camera came from the opened door. Kenren was snapping endless shots.

"Believe me, these will sell." Mischievous smile on his face, Kenren continued to take Goku's girl form like a porno photographer.

"Goku! Are you there!?" The door banged open and Nataku came inside. "Woa! Who's that?" Blushing, the lad pointed to him and gaped.

"That's Goku." Tempou answered as everyone tried to hold back their laughter.

"NO way!!! Woa! Kenren, you must have taken some shots! Gimme some!"

"Thank you come again~" Nataku bought off 5 pictures which were worth $10 each. Kenren was establishing a photo book and is currently making a fortune.

"Nataku!!!" Goku shouted in embarrassment.

"oh..hehe sorry buddy." Giving out a few coughs, Nataku sat down on the chair. "I believe you've all heard about the contest Kannon is starting?"

"….You're close with that hag, why don't you tell us in detail about it." Konzen crossed his arms together and leaned on the wall.

"Well…….since you're going to find out anyways……..it's all a lie." The room became silent for a few minuets.

"WHAT!????!?!?!??!?"

"I've told you, it's a lie. Kannon's making it up to save herself from the boredom of Tenkai."

"Yippe~~!!!" Goku jumped up and down, taking off his dress. When he was about to unbutton the blouse underneath, Tempou laid a hand to stop him.

"Don't take it off Goku."
"Huh? Why Tennchan?" Looking up with his cute face, Goku tilted his head.

"Because there's still many people out there that believes this crap."

"………." Nataku, Konzen, and Kenren all fell silent. Fortunately, for Goku, he's too innocent to know what crap means.

N/Z/R(Nataku, Konzen, Kenren): ….did he just say crap?…..ok think when was the last time I washed my ear? Fuck….I can't even trust my own ear these days!! Did that guy just swear or not dammit!!

            "er…well I'm gone!" Few seconds after Goku's questioning started, Nataku rushed out of the room heading toward Kanzeon Bosatsu's palace. Running down the hall, Nataku murmured something incoherent about ending the foolishness or Tempo Gensui turning into a terrorist.

But the thing they all weren't able to witness is the infant spark of malevolence in Tempou's green eyes. Let me share his thought with you. You see, Tempou's room is always messy. I mean always messy. So he has been thinking of hiring a maid, but there is no one cuter in Tenkai than Goku here. But if he asked Konzen to let him borrow Goku, he will surely die. Sure, he has thought of poisoning Konzen and living with Goku until his guardian recovered from the illness, but that will sadden the little child. He has been thinking of what to do for the past few months, until, this perfect opportunity arrived. Everything was perfect. (a/n hey what's a drama without a little evil humor?)

"I have a suggestion. Let me take care of Goku until the rumor dies down and say he's my distant cousin's child? How's that? And we can cover his eyes with contacts." Pointing a finger up, Tempou started his brain engine. What clothe to put on Goku, how many films of camera will he need, what books to read to him at night, what shampoo will he use to wash his chocolate hair. Tempou sighed at the happiness filled daydream that was being played over and over inside his head. Living together with his favorite little boy, now that's true heaven.

"Why should he be living with you?" Looking suspicious, Konzen pulled Goku toward him.

"Because no one will actually believe you let a distant cousin come living with you, and I'm sure you don't trust Kenren since he's definitely going to take pornographies of Goku taking bath and selling them to anyone who will buy. For example, Homura. Believe me Konzen, you will never know how much Goku's pictures are worth."

"You've got that right Tempou~" Kenren whistled. "And don't forget those fan girls out there!" (a/n oh yeah. I'll be reaching my arms out from my throat to get a hold on those.)

"……………." Konzen couldn't find another reason to protest.

"I'm happy we agree." Placing his heart-warming smile, Tempou took Konzen's hand and shook it.

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"What!? That Tempou said crap!??" Kanzeon Bosatsu stood from her throne. "You've gotta be kidding me."

"And I'm not." Nataku settled himself on the chair provided for him by Jiroushin. The young toushin reached for the peaches on the table and slowly munched it down. "I'm here to warn you. He's gonna crack if you don't do something soon."

"But it was just about to get interesting!" Holding her head, Kanzeon flopped down. "Great, the almighty Tempou Gensui just had to get angry with me now."

"Why don't you just tell the truth? They're all gonna find out sooner or later." Nataku looked up from his snack with a tired expression in his eyes.

"Oh non non non. Not even Tenn-chan is going to ruin my fun this time. I've had enough boredom to suffer these years. I need excitement dammit." The fighting god sighed.

"Whatever you say. Just don't get me involved when he comes to murder you." Waving his hand behind his back, Nataku walked out of the gate.

"That's nice." Kanzeon smiled her enigmatic smile and set her gaze on the lotus pond.

A week later

            Kanzeonbosatsu's lie has been revealed, leaving angered gods and goddesses. Their hope of getting a year break from their works has ended as a disappointment. Kanzeon, who should have gotten punished, instead received a ticket to Tougenkyou's finest cruse that will travel around the world. Who grant her this trip? Tenntei did to fix her sister's mischief caused by boredom, and he figured this way she won't come back for a looong time.

Nataku, being a Toushin Taishi continued to kill, slay, and murder. Hey, that is his job. He gets paid for it.

Kenren has started a cute bishounen's photo bookshop, along with Homura Taishi, a perfect partner for this kind of job. You can bet they'll make trillions. Their main profit now is the graffiti book called, "Goku's Day" which contains stolen shots of Goku's activities from good morning to good night. To order please contact,

Kenren Taishou / Homura Taishi

25 Wineglass

Main Gate, Tenkai

20009 or e-mail kawaiikonekochan@Tenkai.com                    

Warning: Items sold are rated NC-17/R and are black market value. We do not accept orders from a blonde, tall, handsome customer (namely Konzen Douji). Thank you.

Than what's the popular idol of Kenren's shop doing right now? Well lets take a look.

Tempou Gensui's household.

"Goku. Could you get me that tomato?" Tempou looked up from his chopping knife and yelled across the unnaturally large kitchen. A chocolate brown head popped up from the counter, holding two tomatoes in his hands.

"Here Tennchan." Putting the red vegetable down, he popped back under the counter. "Anything else?"

"No thank you. You can put everything else in the fridge now." Smiling, Tempou reached over and opened the refrigerator.

"Ok!" Happily, the young boy held up two gigantic grocery bags in each arm and trotted over to the awaiting fridge. He set the bags down in a thump. Reaching in and out, Goku popped meat, vegetables, fruits, can beer, and others inside. Tempou smiled at the sight of Goku's clothing before going back to his chopping.

Why the hell is Tempou smiling just by looking at Goku's clothes? Well you will too, once you set eyes on those black fluffy skirts, no sleeve blouse, and a mini apron wrapped around his waist. On the top of Goku's chocolate brown head is a maid hat made especially for him. Around his neck he wore a collar written "Goku" with pink. Tempou worked on it for a single month. This past week has been a dream come true for Tempou Gensui. Everywhere he went, Goku went. Tempou read books to Goku every night and watched his angelic face smile in happiness afterwards. He helped him change every morning, and ate breakfast on the same table facing each other. If only that Konzen will fell down dead, this happiness will continue forever.

Speaking of the devil, the doorbell rang.

"Could you get that for me Goku?"

"Sure. Coming!" Goku rushed to the door and was about to cry out his original master's name until…… Bang. With lightening speed, the door was shut. Bewildered, Goku only fired question marks around the air and looked at Tempou's insanely sweating face. The wooden door shook like an earthquake's attack, and the doorknob rattle faster than the tail of a rattlesnake. Perfect proof of Konzen Douji going insane, trying to opened the lifeless door. Panting heavily, Tempou told Goku to wash the carrots sitting on the counter. After the sound of running water entered his ears, Tempou warily reached a hand on the rattling doorknob.

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY SARU!!!!!!!! HELL HE'S EVEN WEARING A FREAKIN JACKASS COLLAR AROUND HIS NECK!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR I'M SO NOT WORKING WITH YOU ANYMORE!!!!!!! NOW GIVE ME BACK WHAT'S MINE!!!!!!!" Making a giant fist hole right in the center of Tempou's door, Konzen yelled everything he got out.

"I WILL GIVE HIM BACK ONCE YOU FUCKIN STOP SCREAMING AT MY EAR!!!!" Reaching his maximum boiling point, Tempou grabbed the blonde's shirt and yelled back. Startled, at Tempou's deadly smile, Konzen fell silent. With a deep sigh, Tempou walked inside the room and got Goku. "Here."

Holding Goku in his arms, Konzen kissed the boy, and was about to leave when,

"That will be $40,000 please."

"…'the fuck?"

"He means my clothes Konzen."

"How smart you are Goku. You heard him Konzen. I know you like them." Smiling, Tempou held out his hand for his paycheck.

" ….screw you." Putting his pet down, Konzen took out his checkbook and paid Tempou his salary.

Tempou closed his door. He sat on his sofa with a smile crossing his cheek. With the new pay, he was ready to buy the next issue of  "Goku's Day".  The lesson for today children, is never judge a book by its cover.

Under the cherry blossom tree, the Gaiden gang laid their sheets out, opened their lunch baskets, and brought out their sake. The two juveniles jumped with enthusiasm. Konzen found his own private space, Tempou prepared the meal, and Kenren took out his camera.

"Huh? Kenni-chan? Why are you taking so many photos of me?" Goku looked down from the cherry tree with Nataku laughing merrily beside him, holding his stomach.

"Don't worry your cute little head about me. Hehehe." Kenren again and again stole shots whenever he got the chance. Which he had many since Konzen had his eye shut. Just when he was about to switch camera from his "work bag", Nataku, who had jumped off form the tree, tapped his shoulder. The boy whispered in his ear.

"Preparing to publish volume. 2 of Goku series?" Facetious grin on his face, Nataku's eyes sparked.

"Yup that's right! ….wait!!! How the hell did you…!? Fuck! Kids aren't supposed to know!!" In a sudden panic, Kenren almost dropped his favorite camera. 

"Never underestimate the Toushin's information bureau. Don't worry I won't tell." Patting Kenren's shoulder he opened his checkbook and scribbled some price into it. "Send me the new volume when it comes out." Handing the check into Kenren's palm, Nataku went back to chat with Goku.

"Can't disregard…" Deciding to end his job quickly today, the red head put back his cameras. He closed the zipper and reached for the sake. His insights secretly thought it's a crime for young kids to get paid so much.

"Come down Goku, the meal's ready for you!" Hakkai called from below.

"Be right there."

Warm wind blew through his skin like the soft curtains. His timeless gold filled with endless sea of blue sky, shining rays of sun, and pink pedals twirling a transient dance.  Tear filled his eyes with something unknown overflowing his heart. Someone called his name from below, breaking the melancholy trance. Shaking his head, Goku jumped off the branch.

"Lets eat!"

Happiness is beautiful, but fearful.

You cannot catch it, nor can you keep it.

Hold it tight, grip it strong.

Because if you don't,

It will run from you.

…Dreams are transitory.

And time is never affable.

                                                            The end.

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A/N]] woohoo!! I'm done!!! Yippee!!! It's finished!!!! Yeah!!! Break!!! Yeah!!!

"You still have two more fics awaiting sun." (voice from above)

* falls to the ground dead* Waann…save me someone!!!! Jk jk I'll be a good little girl and go work on the other fics now…. I thank those of you who have stuck along with me and Golden Hitomi. Thank you very very much!! Love you guys all!!! See you guys next time or at my other two fics Sanzo's Pet/ Mystical Earth!!!