Master Roshi's Barbecue
Where Anything Can Happen
By: Saiyan Goddess 740
AN: Well people this is it. The second chapter in the story. It has violence I guarantee that, but I'm not to good at writing action so please be gentle in the reviews. But you can still flame me if you want to.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters except maybe for Lana and Yamcha Jr. and Celine. And I don't even want them. And no I make no profit off of this. You can tell by the cobwebs growing in my bank right now.
Chapter 2: Vegeta vs. Goku.Yet Again
Both Goku and Vegeta walked out the house an onto Capsule Corp.'s backyard terrace. Both warriors looked at each other with a passion in they're eyes. A passion for fighting (that's right hentais. Get your mind out of the gutter). Goku just looked at Vegeta with a cocky sort of smile that said all it had to for Vegeta. 'Ready to loose?' Vegeta got really pissed off at this and he started to snarl.
As they neared the middle of the huge terrace. Goku suddenly spoke up. "Oh and Vegeta, no going super saiyan ok?"
"Why not baka, afraid in super saiyan form I'd beat you?" asked Vegeta.
"No actually quite the opposite. I'd beat your ass if we could go super. So I did it to give you a fighting chance."
"Enough talk its time to fight," screamed Vegeta as he launched his first attack on Goku. Goku dodged this and counter attacked Vegeta. Goku planted his foot square in Vegeta's stomach. Vegeta gagged but recovered quickly and punched Goku in his face as Goku's head snapped back Vegeta kicked him in the side and sent him flying off in the west direction of the terrace.
"You've improved Vegeta," Goku said as he wiped the blood now trickling down the corner of his mouth. Vegeta's expression was very smug until Goku said, "but not good enough." Before Vegeta could even react Goku had somehow closed the distance in between him and Vegeta and he firmly planted his fist in the shorter saiyan's jaw. This fighting went on for a while. Each of them, toying with each other not really fighting at full peak. Although Bulma, Chi-Chi, and Videl had trouble picking up the guys movements, the other Z fighters had no trouble at all picking it up.
"Wow they're really going at it aren't they," said Bulma.
"Yeah. But we all know that Goku is far stronger then Vegeta will ever be," bragged Chi-Chi. "Goku will win for sure."
"Excuse me but aren't we forgetting who he's fighting here?" asked a now angry Bulma. "My husband is a lot stronger than you think. It's mot as if he's fighting that runt of yours Gohan."
Before Chi-Chi said anything, Videl jumped in to defend her husband.
"Now you listen here Bulma. My husband was the strongest fighter in the world just a while ago in case you have forgotten. He could kick both Vegeta, and Goku's assess back to the otherworld."
Before long, not only were Goku and Vegeta fighting, but the women too, only verbally.
"Hey guys which do you think is the biggest fight going on now. Vegeta and Goku or Chi-Chi, Bulma and Videl?" asked Krillin.
"My votes on the women," said Tien. "20 bucks says Videl wins."
"No way," said Yamcha adding another 30 zeni to the pot. "I've argued with Bulma before, she always wins."
"50 bucks says as soon as Chi-Chi pulls out the frying pan its over," said Krillin. And he was right. From out of nowhere, Chi-Chi pulls out the Frying Pan of Doom and whacks both Videl and Bulma over the head.
After Krillin collected his 50 zeni, the guys went back to watching the fight. So far the guys had beaten each other senseless. Both of the fighter's gis were now torn and tattered, with blood stains yet no one refused to give up. Goku, fuelled with his saiyan heritage to fight, and Vegeta fuelled by his pride. Noticing Goku was tiring out, Vegeta thought to use a phase in phase out punch but unfortunately, Goku had beaten him to it. As Goku phased in, in front of him, Vegeta was knocked cold by a devastating blow to the head. But as always, we know this couldn't keep the prince of the Saiyans down for long. Vegeta was back on his feet in a minute and him and Goku started trading blow for blow once again. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Gohan sat there in the livingroom amazed at just how much power was being given off by his father and Vegeta in regular form. "It's incredible," whispered Gohan as he concentrated on the battle and not the children.
The children seemed to notice Gohan's intent focus on the battle, so it was easy for them to sneak away.
"Why did we sneak away again?" asked Goten as the kids made their way to the kitchen.
"Did you forget the plan already?" asked Trunks. When Goten nodded his head yes, Trunks explained the plan one more time. "Were going to torture your brother for neglecting us. We're going to do a little destroying of our own. First we." then Trunks began to whisper the instructions to Goten, who could do nothing but laugh all the way.
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*Crash* Gohan heard the sound but though it was just something coming from outside where the battle was. Then *crash* he heard it again, but this time realized that it didn't come from outside it came from. the kitchen! But no one was supposed to be there since everybody was outside and the kids. "Wait a minute, where did they go?" Gohan asked out loud as he looked around frantically. 'Man if Vi-Vi found out I lost the kids, she'd kill me,' he thought to himself.
As Gohan entered the kitchen he could see all of the kids having a grand time playing catch and dodge ball with Master Roshi's good china.
"Are you people insane?!" asked Gohan as the kids finally turned and noticed him for the first time. "That's Master Roshi's good china. You are all so dead."
"Uh-oh," said Yamcha Jr. We better split." Everybody agreed and began to run around. They were able to avoid him for a while but soon Gohan caught the first person.
"Ahh!" screamed Lana as Gohan finally caught her.
All the kids stood there as they watched their friend get taken.
"I've got an idea!" screamed Bra as she started to jump up on the counter. As the other kids watched her, Bra carefully got out the biggest bag of flour she could find. Bra carefully ran across the counter and dumped the entire contents onto Gohan. This surprised him to no end and he let go of Lana. Lana ran as fast as she could to the other kids and they ran out the door.
"Damn!" screamed Gohan as he watched the kids go out the door. "Videl's gonna kill me. Gohan then proceeded to go to the backyard and inform the others. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~
Goku paused as he felt 8 rather small (well compared to the Z-fighters) power levels leave the house. As he finally figured it was the kids he was going to say something. Unfortunately for him, Vegeta took advantage of this moment and punched Goku in the stomach causing him to throw up blood.
"What's the matter Kakaratto, got a weak stomach," said Vegeta with a smirk on his face.
"No but didn't you noticed that the kids left the house?"
"Of course I did but do I look like I care?"
"Obviously not."
"Okay then let's continue to battle." And so they did. Each warrior trying his best at trying to destroy the other one. Soon they were getting exhausted and started to bleed from various places on their body.
"Maybe we should stop now. Its obvious neither of us can win," said Goku a s he wiped some of the blood from the top of his eyebrow before it could spill into his eye.
"No I shall never give up. Do you hear me Kakaratto NEVER!!!" Vegeta screamed as he lunged for Goku. Goku quickly dodged it and turned around to fly at Vegeta. He was going in straight for the kill when."
"DINNER TIME!!!" Chi-Chi yelled from a seat on the back porch as she looked at her watch.
Goku stopped dead in his tracks at the mention of food. "Oh okay." He started to descend to the ground when Vegeta's voice interrupted him.
"And just where do you think you're going?" asked Vegeta.
"He's going to get some food," replied Chi-Chi for Goku.
"I didn't ask you onna did I," said an irritated Vegeta.
"Does it matter. I answered to you exactly what Goku is going to do so there," said Chi-Chi as she stuck her tongue out at him.
Goku, looking up and seeing a pissed off Vegeta flew back up and tried to restrain him. "Don't do anything you're going to regret Vegeta."
As Chi-Chi kept up her ranting and various insults to Vegeta, He threw Goku off of him with all his might and said: "trust me I won't." Then out off the blue he threw a ki blast directly at Chi-Chi.
"No!" screamed Goku as he realized what Vegeta was doing. He started to speed down towards Chi-Chi and.
AN: Cruel aren't I. I love cliffhangers. Will he reach Chi-Chi in time? And where the hell did the kids go? Find out next time in Master Roshi's Barbecue chapter 3: Shenron's Vacation and Grandpas' Return. Guaranteed to be entertaining and hilarious.
Where Anything Can Happen
By: Saiyan Goddess 740
AN: Well people this is it. The second chapter in the story. It has violence I guarantee that, but I'm not to good at writing action so please be gentle in the reviews. But you can still flame me if you want to.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters except maybe for Lana and Yamcha Jr. and Celine. And I don't even want them. And no I make no profit off of this. You can tell by the cobwebs growing in my bank right now.
Chapter 2: Vegeta vs. Goku.Yet Again
Both Goku and Vegeta walked out the house an onto Capsule Corp.'s backyard terrace. Both warriors looked at each other with a passion in they're eyes. A passion for fighting (that's right hentais. Get your mind out of the gutter). Goku just looked at Vegeta with a cocky sort of smile that said all it had to for Vegeta. 'Ready to loose?' Vegeta got really pissed off at this and he started to snarl.
As they neared the middle of the huge terrace. Goku suddenly spoke up. "Oh and Vegeta, no going super saiyan ok?"
"Why not baka, afraid in super saiyan form I'd beat you?" asked Vegeta.
"No actually quite the opposite. I'd beat your ass if we could go super. So I did it to give you a fighting chance."
"Enough talk its time to fight," screamed Vegeta as he launched his first attack on Goku. Goku dodged this and counter attacked Vegeta. Goku planted his foot square in Vegeta's stomach. Vegeta gagged but recovered quickly and punched Goku in his face as Goku's head snapped back Vegeta kicked him in the side and sent him flying off in the west direction of the terrace.
"You've improved Vegeta," Goku said as he wiped the blood now trickling down the corner of his mouth. Vegeta's expression was very smug until Goku said, "but not good enough." Before Vegeta could even react Goku had somehow closed the distance in between him and Vegeta and he firmly planted his fist in the shorter saiyan's jaw. This fighting went on for a while. Each of them, toying with each other not really fighting at full peak. Although Bulma, Chi-Chi, and Videl had trouble picking up the guys movements, the other Z fighters had no trouble at all picking it up.
"Wow they're really going at it aren't they," said Bulma.
"Yeah. But we all know that Goku is far stronger then Vegeta will ever be," bragged Chi-Chi. "Goku will win for sure."
"Excuse me but aren't we forgetting who he's fighting here?" asked a now angry Bulma. "My husband is a lot stronger than you think. It's mot as if he's fighting that runt of yours Gohan."
Before Chi-Chi said anything, Videl jumped in to defend her husband.
"Now you listen here Bulma. My husband was the strongest fighter in the world just a while ago in case you have forgotten. He could kick both Vegeta, and Goku's assess back to the otherworld."
Before long, not only were Goku and Vegeta fighting, but the women too, only verbally.
"Hey guys which do you think is the biggest fight going on now. Vegeta and Goku or Chi-Chi, Bulma and Videl?" asked Krillin.
"My votes on the women," said Tien. "20 bucks says Videl wins."
"No way," said Yamcha adding another 30 zeni to the pot. "I've argued with Bulma before, she always wins."
"50 bucks says as soon as Chi-Chi pulls out the frying pan its over," said Krillin. And he was right. From out of nowhere, Chi-Chi pulls out the Frying Pan of Doom and whacks both Videl and Bulma over the head.
After Krillin collected his 50 zeni, the guys went back to watching the fight. So far the guys had beaten each other senseless. Both of the fighter's gis were now torn and tattered, with blood stains yet no one refused to give up. Goku, fuelled with his saiyan heritage to fight, and Vegeta fuelled by his pride. Noticing Goku was tiring out, Vegeta thought to use a phase in phase out punch but unfortunately, Goku had beaten him to it. As Goku phased in, in front of him, Vegeta was knocked cold by a devastating blow to the head. But as always, we know this couldn't keep the prince of the Saiyans down for long. Vegeta was back on his feet in a minute and him and Goku started trading blow for blow once again. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Gohan sat there in the livingroom amazed at just how much power was being given off by his father and Vegeta in regular form. "It's incredible," whispered Gohan as he concentrated on the battle and not the children.
The children seemed to notice Gohan's intent focus on the battle, so it was easy for them to sneak away.
"Why did we sneak away again?" asked Goten as the kids made their way to the kitchen.
"Did you forget the plan already?" asked Trunks. When Goten nodded his head yes, Trunks explained the plan one more time. "Were going to torture your brother for neglecting us. We're going to do a little destroying of our own. First we." then Trunks began to whisper the instructions to Goten, who could do nothing but laugh all the way.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
*Crash* Gohan heard the sound but though it was just something coming from outside where the battle was. Then *crash* he heard it again, but this time realized that it didn't come from outside it came from. the kitchen! But no one was supposed to be there since everybody was outside and the kids. "Wait a minute, where did they go?" Gohan asked out loud as he looked around frantically. 'Man if Vi-Vi found out I lost the kids, she'd kill me,' he thought to himself.
As Gohan entered the kitchen he could see all of the kids having a grand time playing catch and dodge ball with Master Roshi's good china.
"Are you people insane?!" asked Gohan as the kids finally turned and noticed him for the first time. "That's Master Roshi's good china. You are all so dead."
"Uh-oh," said Yamcha Jr. We better split." Everybody agreed and began to run around. They were able to avoid him for a while but soon Gohan caught the first person.
"Ahh!" screamed Lana as Gohan finally caught her.
All the kids stood there as they watched their friend get taken.
"I've got an idea!" screamed Bra as she started to jump up on the counter. As the other kids watched her, Bra carefully got out the biggest bag of flour she could find. Bra carefully ran across the counter and dumped the entire contents onto Gohan. This surprised him to no end and he let go of Lana. Lana ran as fast as she could to the other kids and they ran out the door.
"Damn!" screamed Gohan as he watched the kids go out the door. "Videl's gonna kill me. Gohan then proceeded to go to the backyard and inform the others. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~
Goku paused as he felt 8 rather small (well compared to the Z-fighters) power levels leave the house. As he finally figured it was the kids he was going to say something. Unfortunately for him, Vegeta took advantage of this moment and punched Goku in the stomach causing him to throw up blood.
"What's the matter Kakaratto, got a weak stomach," said Vegeta with a smirk on his face.
"No but didn't you noticed that the kids left the house?"
"Of course I did but do I look like I care?"
"Obviously not."
"Okay then let's continue to battle." And so they did. Each warrior trying his best at trying to destroy the other one. Soon they were getting exhausted and started to bleed from various places on their body.
"Maybe we should stop now. Its obvious neither of us can win," said Goku a s he wiped some of the blood from the top of his eyebrow before it could spill into his eye.
"No I shall never give up. Do you hear me Kakaratto NEVER!!!" Vegeta screamed as he lunged for Goku. Goku quickly dodged it and turned around to fly at Vegeta. He was going in straight for the kill when."
"DINNER TIME!!!" Chi-Chi yelled from a seat on the back porch as she looked at her watch.
Goku stopped dead in his tracks at the mention of food. "Oh okay." He started to descend to the ground when Vegeta's voice interrupted him.
"And just where do you think you're going?" asked Vegeta.
"He's going to get some food," replied Chi-Chi for Goku.
"I didn't ask you onna did I," said an irritated Vegeta.
"Does it matter. I answered to you exactly what Goku is going to do so there," said Chi-Chi as she stuck her tongue out at him.
Goku, looking up and seeing a pissed off Vegeta flew back up and tried to restrain him. "Don't do anything you're going to regret Vegeta."
As Chi-Chi kept up her ranting and various insults to Vegeta, He threw Goku off of him with all his might and said: "trust me I won't." Then out off the blue he threw a ki blast directly at Chi-Chi.
"No!" screamed Goku as he realized what Vegeta was doing. He started to speed down towards Chi-Chi and.
AN: Cruel aren't I. I love cliffhangers. Will he reach Chi-Chi in time? And where the hell did the kids go? Find out next time in Master Roshi's Barbecue chapter 3: Shenron's Vacation and Grandpas' Return. Guaranteed to be entertaining and hilarious.
