Master Roshi's Barbecue

Where Anything Can Happen

AN: Okay peoples this is chapter 3. If you haven't already read the last chapter then you need to know that Chi-Chi is standing directly in the way of a ki blast from Vegeta and Goku is trying his best to get to her before the blast does. Will he? Read and find out. What did you expect me to tell you right here and now.

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ and I am in no way affiliated with the show or its creators. Remember I make no money off of this. You can notice this by all the zeros in my trust fund. There are actually 6 zeroes in the number. but that's all just the six zeros so please don't sue.

Chapter 3: Shenron's Vacation and Grandpas' Return

.unfortunately Goku was just a second too slow for the beam. The ki blast connected directly with Chi-Chi's heart. She was dead before she hit the ground. Goku stared in silent horror as his wife lay dead on the floor a pool of blood. Goku flew down the rest of the way to pick up his wife.

"Come on Chi-Chi stop playing around just open your eyes," Goku said in a soft tone to his wife. "Just open your eyes. You can't be dead you just can't be." When Goku noticed she wouldn't open her eyes, he knew for sure she was dead. Goku laid her down and smooth out her hair. He then kissed his wife and said in a whisper: "don't worry sweetie. We'll get you back I promise. Goku then turned around to face Vegeta and something overcame him. The only thought that went through his head was kill, kill, kill, kill. All of a sudden something just snapped inside of him and Goku charged at Vegeta.

Vegeta could do nothing but stare and be shocked as Goku went from his normal state to SSJ1, then to SSJ2, and straight to SSJ3. As Goku reached Vegeta he punched the smaller man in the stomach so hard he ended up throwing up blood. Not even letting the smaller saiyan catch his breath, Goku flung Vegeta to the ground. Goku then landed in a sitting position on Vegeta's chest and started to brutally slug Vegeta in the face. The others watched in sheer terror as Goku pummeled Vegeta into unconsciousness. Finally Bulma snapped out of her shock and ran straight for Goku.

"Goku stop!" she yelled as she ran straight towards him. Unfortunately for her, Goku was in a blind rage and before she could even reach him fully, he turned around and smacked her. Bulma went flying back towards the house and was afraid she would be dead in just a few seconds. Fortunately for her, Tien flew behind her and caught her. As she looked up she noticed all of the senshi trying to hold of a mad and ravenous Goku while a very unconscience Vegeta lay still on the floor bleeding from at least 20 different wounds over his body.

As the Z senshi started to control Goku more, Bulma ran over to the side of her injured husband.

She started to cry over her husband as she heard the others calming Goku down. She blacked out most of the conversation as she started to cry even harder over Vegeta. As her sobs started to get louder, Goku finally calmed down and realized what he almost did. He stared over at Bulma and saw exactly how hard she was crying. Her whole body shaking violently with each sob. Goku stepped over towards her and knelt down next to her on the ground.

"I'm sorry Bulma I-"

"Don't apologize for Vegeta. After all look what he did to-" Bulma trailed off as she looked over at Chi-Chi's limp form.

"I was only apologizing to you not Vegeta. He killed my wife and I will never forgive him for that," Goku said with a hint of bitterness and anger in his voice. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some dragonball hunting to do."

Goku came back in about 2 minutes looking very annoyed. "Where are the dragonballs and where are the kids?" he asked.

Everybody gave him a blank look until Gohan came out of the house (mind you still covered in flour). "I think I can answer the second one. See the kids ran out of the house because as the fight started I didn't pay them any attention. So they ran away from me. As for the five dragonballs that were here, I think the kids took them."

"No problem we can track them with the radar right?" asked Launch.

"Sure, that is if we had the dragon radar. And mind you this is the same dragon radar that Yamcha Jr. stole on his way out the door."

"So how are we going to find them?" asked a worried Videl as she shot Gohan a look of daggers.

*Sweatdrop* "Don't worry Vi-Vi. We'll find them," said Gohan. 'Please Dende let us find them." *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"Man Bra you gotta loose some weight. You're heavy!" complained Goten as Bra shifted again in his arms as they flew across the desert.

"Hey!" screamed Bra as she tried her best to hit Goten. "If you or Trunks would teach me how to fly then I wouldn't have to be carried. But no you boys are always too busy. Always playing or training or." Goten drowned out her last few comments. 'They're not important so why should I care?'

"Hey Yam, How much farther is that-ahhhh!" screamed Goten as a violent wave of pain over came him. He dropped Bra and started to plunge down towards the Earth at a rapid rate. Trunks caught Bra while Uub caught Goten. "Mom," Goten muttered weakly before he passed out. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Goten woke up about half an hour later and discovered that Uub had carried him all the way until they found the next dragonball on the snowtop mountain area. Everybody was staring at him waiting for him to wake up.

"Mommy," he whispered softly as he started to stir awake.

"She's back at the house Goten," said Trunks as he put a hand out to help his friend up.

"No she's not. She's dead," he concluded in a whispered. Goten finally looked up and saw that it was Trunks who offered the hand and he saw red. He tackled Trunks and started pounding the lavender headed boy. "It was your father who killed her you bastard." Goten continued to pound him until all of the kids jumped on him and pulled him away from Trunks.

"Goten calm down," said Marron as she tried to soothe the poor boy. "It was Vegeta not Trunks who killed your mother. You can't hurt Trunks for something his father did." After she explained it to him, Goten started to calm down a little and she told the others to let go of him. As she talked with Goten for a while the others were with Trunks. Soon Marron came back with a tear-streaked face Goten and announced something to the gang. "I've decided with the first wish that we'll wish Ms. Chi-Chi back with the dragonballs. I know everyone agrees that it's a proper wish right," Marron stated more than asked.

"Right," everyone said.

"Thanks guys," Goten said. "You're the best."

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The kids soon recovered the remaining two dragonballs and decided to call Shenron out in the desert. But before they could arise the dragon the question came up from Trunks: "What are we gonna do with the second wish?"

"I don't want anything from the dragon," said Marron.

"Me neither," said Lana.

"I don't neither," said Yamcha Jr.

"I want a toy, but my mommy said she was going to buy it for me so nothing for me," said Pan.

"I know what I want," Trunks said. "I want to wish my grandfather back. My daddy was telling me about him the other day. He sounds cool."

"Okay, we can do that," said Lana.

"Oh Oh I want my grandpa back too," said Goten.

"But you have to wish your mom back," said Trunks.

"Oh yeah. Trunks can I borrow your wish?"

"No I want my grandpa back."

"Okay. Let's just call the dragon," said a disappointed Goten.

The kids continued to look on as Trunks called forth the eternal dragon and they awaited Shenron's return to Earth. The dragon was an amazing sight to see to the young kids. He was so large it was almost overwhelming to the kids. When Shenron started to speak, all of the kids stood still as statues.

"I am Shenron the eternal dragon. Who ever has awaken me shall receive 2 wishes granted. What are your two wishes so that I may return to my slumber?"

"I wanna go first," said an enthusiastic Trunks.

"No me, and I wanna wish my grandpa back," said an equally enthusiastic Goten.

"No me."

"No me."

"Me."

"Me."

"I'm first, my grandpa's more important. He's a king."

"No I'm first and my grandpa's more important."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"Is not."

"IS TO!"

"NOT!"

"TO!"

"Excuse me but can you make your wish already?" asked Shenron.

"No!" screamed both Trunks and Goten.

The two boys continued arguing all the while Shenron kept waiting and waiting until Anime style veins started popping out of his head.

"Uh is miter Senron okay?" asked Yamcha jr. (mind you since he's only four he can't speak that good.)

"I don't think so," said Pan as she looked up to see at least 20 anime style veins popping up from Shenron and yet still more popping up. "Um Trunks, uncle Goten maybe you guys should stop fighting and make the wish already."

"But I want my grandpa back," whined Goten.

"No I want my grandpa back," whined Trunks. This argument went on for another twenty minutes before Shenron decided he had enough.

"That is ENOUGH!!" screamed Shenron as the eternal dragon was about to explode with rage. "I have listen to this useless dribble for long enough." He pointed to Trunks and said: "I am taking one wish and reviving your grandfather and," he pointed to Goten, "I am taking the other and reviving your grandfather. So there!"

"But what about my mommy. I want my mommy back," cried Goten.

"Tough. You should have thought about that before you got on my nerves." With a bright flash of light, Shenron set two people down on the ground and started to go away. But before he fully retreated he said one last thing to the kids. "You know what, because of you brats I think I'll take my first ever Vacation. I'll see you in 5 years." And with that Shenron left.

At first the kids stood there watching in sheer clue-less-ness as Shenron disappeared until Goten heard someone say "Where the hell are we?" behind him. Goten turned around to catch his first ever glimpse at his grandpa. He knew immediately that Bardock was his grandfather because he looked like him and his father.

"Grandpa!" Goten screamed as he ran and jumped straight in his grandfather's arms. Bardock was surprised at this little kid but thought his face look familiar.

"Kakaratto?" Bardock asked as he looked at the child.

Goten recognized the name as what Vegeta called his father a realized it was his father's saiyan name. "No I'm Goten, I'm your grandson!" Goten beamed at his grandfather.

"Yeah and I'm Trunks, I'm your grandson," Trunks said as he stepped up to King Vegeta.

"Impossible you don't even look like my son," King Vegeta said.

'Thank Kami for that,' Trunks thought. "But I am. I get the hair from my mom." At that moment all conversation ceased until Goten spoke again.

"Grandpa what's your name?" he asked.

"It's Bardock."

"Grandpa Bardock, I like the sound of that," Goten said as he snuggled against his grandfather's chest.

Before Trunks could even ask for his grandfather's name, King Vegeta said "You will address me as king Vegeta, nothing more and certainly nothing less."

"What ever you say," Trunks said out loud. 'More like king I've got an ego the size of China,' he thought.

"Hey how did we get back?" asked Bardock. "I know we were dead."

"Miter Senron brought you back," said Yamcha Jr.

"Who is Senron?" asked King Vegeta.

"It's Shenron and he's the eternal dragon who brought you back," replied Lana.

"I wonder where he is though. He did say he was taking a vacation didn't he?" asked Marron. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"Here's your pina colata Mr. Shenron," said the waitress as she brought the dragon a glass on a silver platter.

"Ah this is the life," said Shenron as he sat on a beach chair in a flashy Hawaiian shirt and some flip-flops and some black shades. "I should have done this ages ago. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"I don't know but I wish I got to wish my mommy back," said Goten. I bet she's like an angel up in heaven making everyone's life more peaceful. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"What do you mean I can't go back to my family on Earth. I shouldn't even be dead!" Chi-Chi screamed at King Yemma.

"Miss clam down. I'm sure Goku and Goten can manage for themselves.

"But whose going to cook and clean for them and make sure Goten does his homework, and Goku buys healthy food. I need to be there. Let me go back home NOW!!!"

"Lady listen you ain't goin' home now stop screaming!" King Yemma yelled at her.

Chi-Chi was stunned but she recovered quickly. "How dare you yell at me." Out of nowhere, the frying pan of doom comes in contact with King Yemma's face and he's out cold. "Now that's better. Now let me out of here. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

"Let's go home, guys. It's getting late," said Uub.

"Yeah," everyone agreed. The kids, Bardock and King Vegeta were about to leave to go home until a very pissed off and still flour covered Gohan landed right in front of them.

"We. Have. To. Talk!" he said angrily.

AN: uh-oh Gohan found them and it doesn't look like he's too happy about the stunt they pulled. How will he handle it. Find out in chapter 4: "Hello Son". Coming soon.