A/N- Thanks to the people who reviewed for this! I'm real happy to get
reviews since this is the first time I've posted on a site where you can
actually get reviews and know that people are reading my work.
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A Pair Of Sixxes Talk Show (tell me if you can think of a better name)
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Hearts Desire: We now interrupt some other boring show to bring you 'A Pair Of Sixxes'! With your host: NC SIXX!
*crickets chirp*
NC Sixx: Well, thank you for that welcome, studio audience, I feel loved. (angrily pounds a bright red button on her desk) Damn it, my 'APPLAUSE' button isn't working. Anyways! Please welcome my cohost, Alycia.
*Wild applause from audience*
NC Sixx: Damn it, what is it with you people??
Hearts Desire: Maybe they hate you.
NC Sixx: You know what, HD? You are supossed to be my announcer, not a critic.
Hearts Desire: Well sorry!
NC Sixx: You'd better be. Anyways, Alycia, would you like to introduce our first guest?
Alycia: yeah, sure. Our first guest is an amazing wrestler who used to wrestle in the WWE but is now wrestling in the TWA. Former member of The Flock; RAVEN!
*Raven comes out; NC starts to cry*
NC Sixx: Where the Hell is my 'Feel Better' guy?? Whaaa!
*Nikki Sixx runs out* *Raven takes a seat next to Alycia, looking extremely scared*
Nikki Sixx: It's okay! Hair grows back. Besides, you don't even get TWA on your satellite so you don't have to see his haircut.
*NC Sixx pulls herself together and sends Nikki away* *She looks up to see Raven and Alycia giving her cocked eyebrows*
NC Sixx: What? Hey, Raven, would you mind doing this interview with this paper bag over your head?
*Holds up paper gracery bag*
Raven: ....
Alycia: Anyways, Raven, how is your time at TWA? Much better than the WWE
Raven: ...
Alycia: Hello??
Raven: ...
Alycia: Alright, next question. Would you ever-?
NC Sixx: Reconsider growing your hair back out?
Raven: ...
Sonar: I LOVE YOU RAVEN!
*Sonar runs onstage* *She sits on Ravens lap*
Sonar: I *love* your hair like that. Don't listen to her,
*Glares at NC Sixx*
Alycia: Hey Sonar...Sonar! I'm pretty sure I saw Nunzio backstage!!
*Sonar's eyes widen*
Sonar: Nunzio?
Alycia: Yeah. Go fetch!
*Sonar runs backstage*
NC Sixx: 'Go Fetch'?
Alycia: Hey, it worked didn't it. Anyways, Raven. Are you going to talk, or are you going to just sit here?
Raven: ...
Alycia: Alright, that's it! Someone get him out of here.
*Two security guards come out and drag Raven backstage.* *A shreik is heard from the distance*
Alycia: I think Sonar found Nunzio.
NC Sixx: Anyways, our next guest is a former WCW Champion. Actually he is a-
Hearts Desire: FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME WCW CHAMPION!
NC Sixx: First of all, that was six times, and second of all, didn't I say not to talk?
Hearts Desire: Sorry.
NC Sixx: As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted, our next guest is a former WCW champion. Please welcome Booker T!
*Booker T's theme song starts and he dances out* *Cammie Calloway runs out and hooks herself to to his leg*
Cammie: Oooo. I finally getta meet you!
Booker T: yeah, everybody know who I am!
Cammie: Oooo, and self-aware, too.
*Alycia and NC Sixx look at each other*
Alycia: Um, Booker, how does it feel to have faced Triple H in a main event at WrestleMania?
Booker T: Well, you know-- Um, could you please get her off of me?
*Cammie has somehow found her way into Bookers lap* *She grabs Bookers arm*
Cammie: You're so strong!!
NC Sixx: Um, Nikki, would you mind getting Cammie away from Booker?
*Nikki shrieks from backstage and runs off* *Cammie cackles evily*
Cammie: Booker is mine! MINE!
NC Sixx: Cammie, you better be careful, I can call your uncle out here!
*Cammies eyes snap open* *She shots out of Bookers lap and disappears backstage*
NC Sixx: I'm sorry about her.
Booker T: Aw, Booker T don't mind.
Alycia: Good, I think that we are stuck with Cammie.
Hearts Desire: Yeah, I think we are too. I mean, who wants to be stuck with Cammie. She's afraid of her own uncle AND she has an imaginary friend. She-
NC Sixx: HD, you do know that everyone who is watching this show can hear everything you are saying. And Mark is standing right behind you.
*HD shrieks and runs off*
Alycia: Alright, I can see that this is going nowhere. So tune in next time when we have Chris Jericho, Christian, and some others who show up!
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a/n- alright! That's all for this episode, tune in next time!
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A Pair Of Sixxes Talk Show (tell me if you can think of a better name)
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Hearts Desire: We now interrupt some other boring show to bring you 'A Pair Of Sixxes'! With your host: NC SIXX!
*crickets chirp*
NC Sixx: Well, thank you for that welcome, studio audience, I feel loved. (angrily pounds a bright red button on her desk) Damn it, my 'APPLAUSE' button isn't working. Anyways! Please welcome my cohost, Alycia.
*Wild applause from audience*
NC Sixx: Damn it, what is it with you people??
Hearts Desire: Maybe they hate you.
NC Sixx: You know what, HD? You are supossed to be my announcer, not a critic.
Hearts Desire: Well sorry!
NC Sixx: You'd better be. Anyways, Alycia, would you like to introduce our first guest?
Alycia: yeah, sure. Our first guest is an amazing wrestler who used to wrestle in the WWE but is now wrestling in the TWA. Former member of The Flock; RAVEN!
*Raven comes out; NC starts to cry*
NC Sixx: Where the Hell is my 'Feel Better' guy?? Whaaa!
*Nikki Sixx runs out* *Raven takes a seat next to Alycia, looking extremely scared*
Nikki Sixx: It's okay! Hair grows back. Besides, you don't even get TWA on your satellite so you don't have to see his haircut.
*NC Sixx pulls herself together and sends Nikki away* *She looks up to see Raven and Alycia giving her cocked eyebrows*
NC Sixx: What? Hey, Raven, would you mind doing this interview with this paper bag over your head?
*Holds up paper gracery bag*
Raven: ....
Alycia: Anyways, Raven, how is your time at TWA? Much better than the WWE
Raven: ...
Alycia: Hello??
Raven: ...
Alycia: Alright, next question. Would you ever-?
NC Sixx: Reconsider growing your hair back out?
Raven: ...
Sonar: I LOVE YOU RAVEN!
*Sonar runs onstage* *She sits on Ravens lap*
Sonar: I *love* your hair like that. Don't listen to her,
*Glares at NC Sixx*
Alycia: Hey Sonar...Sonar! I'm pretty sure I saw Nunzio backstage!!
*Sonar's eyes widen*
Sonar: Nunzio?
Alycia: Yeah. Go fetch!
*Sonar runs backstage*
NC Sixx: 'Go Fetch'?
Alycia: Hey, it worked didn't it. Anyways, Raven. Are you going to talk, or are you going to just sit here?
Raven: ...
Alycia: Alright, that's it! Someone get him out of here.
*Two security guards come out and drag Raven backstage.* *A shreik is heard from the distance*
Alycia: I think Sonar found Nunzio.
NC Sixx: Anyways, our next guest is a former WCW Champion. Actually he is a-
Hearts Desire: FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME WCW CHAMPION!
NC Sixx: First of all, that was six times, and second of all, didn't I say not to talk?
Hearts Desire: Sorry.
NC Sixx: As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted, our next guest is a former WCW champion. Please welcome Booker T!
*Booker T's theme song starts and he dances out* *Cammie Calloway runs out and hooks herself to to his leg*
Cammie: Oooo. I finally getta meet you!
Booker T: yeah, everybody know who I am!
Cammie: Oooo, and self-aware, too.
*Alycia and NC Sixx look at each other*
Alycia: Um, Booker, how does it feel to have faced Triple H in a main event at WrestleMania?
Booker T: Well, you know-- Um, could you please get her off of me?
*Cammie has somehow found her way into Bookers lap* *She grabs Bookers arm*
Cammie: You're so strong!!
NC Sixx: Um, Nikki, would you mind getting Cammie away from Booker?
*Nikki shrieks from backstage and runs off* *Cammie cackles evily*
Cammie: Booker is mine! MINE!
NC Sixx: Cammie, you better be careful, I can call your uncle out here!
*Cammies eyes snap open* *She shots out of Bookers lap and disappears backstage*
NC Sixx: I'm sorry about her.
Booker T: Aw, Booker T don't mind.
Alycia: Good, I think that we are stuck with Cammie.
Hearts Desire: Yeah, I think we are too. I mean, who wants to be stuck with Cammie. She's afraid of her own uncle AND she has an imaginary friend. She-
NC Sixx: HD, you do know that everyone who is watching this show can hear everything you are saying. And Mark is standing right behind you.
*HD shrieks and runs off*
Alycia: Alright, I can see that this is going nowhere. So tune in next time when we have Chris Jericho, Christian, and some others who show up!
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a/n- alright! That's all for this episode, tune in next time!
