A/N- Thanks to the people who reviewed for this! I'm real happy to get reviews since this is the first time I've posted on a site where you can actually get reviews and know that people are reading my work.

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A Pair Of Sixxes Talk Show (tell me if you can think of a better name)

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Hearts Desire: We now interrupt some other boring show to bring you 'A Pair Of Sixxes'! With your host: NC SIXX!

*crickets chirp*

NC Sixx: Well, thank you for that welcome, studio audience, I feel loved. (angrily pounds a bright red button on her desk) Damn it, my 'APPLAUSE' button isn't working. Anyways! Please welcome my cohost, Alycia.

*Wild applause from audience*

NC Sixx: Damn it, what is it with you people??

Hearts Desire: Maybe they hate you.

NC Sixx: You know what, HD? You are supossed to be my announcer, not a critic.

Hearts Desire: Well sorry!

NC Sixx: You'd better be. Anyways, Alycia, would you like to introduce our first guest?

Alycia: yeah, sure. Our first guest is an amazing wrestler who used to wrestle in the WWE but is now wrestling in the TWA. Former member of The Flock; RAVEN!

*Raven comes out; NC starts to cry*

NC Sixx: Where the Hell is my 'Feel Better' guy?? Whaaa!

*Nikki Sixx runs out* *Raven takes a seat next to Alycia, looking extremely scared*

Nikki Sixx: It's okay! Hair grows back. Besides, you don't even get TWA on your satellite so you don't have to see his haircut.

*NC Sixx pulls herself together and sends Nikki away* *She looks up to see Raven and Alycia giving her cocked eyebrows*

NC Sixx: What? Hey, Raven, would you mind doing this interview with this paper bag over your head?

*Holds up paper gracery bag*

Raven: ....

Alycia: Anyways, Raven, how is your time at TWA? Much better than the WWE

Raven: ...

Alycia: Hello??

Raven: ...

Alycia: Alright, next question. Would you ever-?

NC Sixx: Reconsider growing your hair back out?

Raven: ...

Sonar: I LOVE YOU RAVEN!

*Sonar runs onstage* *She sits on Ravens lap*

Sonar: I *love* your hair like that. Don't listen to her,

*Glares at NC Sixx*

Alycia: Hey Sonar...Sonar! I'm pretty sure I saw Nunzio backstage!!

*Sonar's eyes widen*

Sonar: Nunzio?

Alycia: Yeah. Go fetch!

*Sonar runs backstage*

NC Sixx: 'Go Fetch'?

Alycia: Hey, it worked didn't it. Anyways, Raven. Are you going to talk, or are you going to just sit here?

Raven: ...

Alycia: Alright, that's it! Someone get him out of here.

*Two security guards come out and drag Raven backstage.* *A shreik is heard from the distance*

Alycia: I think Sonar found Nunzio.

NC Sixx: Anyways, our next guest is a former WCW Champion. Actually he is a-

Hearts Desire: FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME WCW CHAMPION!

NC Sixx: First of all, that was six times, and second of all, didn't I say not to talk?

Hearts Desire: Sorry.

NC Sixx: As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted, our next guest is a former WCW champion. Please welcome Booker T!

*Booker T's theme song starts and he dances out* *Cammie Calloway runs out and hooks herself to to his leg*

Cammie: Oooo. I finally getta meet you!

Booker T: yeah, everybody know who I am!

Cammie: Oooo, and self-aware, too.

*Alycia and NC Sixx look at each other*

Alycia: Um, Booker, how does it feel to have faced Triple H in a main event at WrestleMania?

Booker T: Well, you know-- Um, could you please get her off of me?

*Cammie has somehow found her way into Bookers lap* *She grabs Bookers arm*

Cammie: You're so strong!!

NC Sixx: Um, Nikki, would you mind getting Cammie away from Booker?

*Nikki shrieks from backstage and runs off* *Cammie cackles evily*

Cammie: Booker is mine! MINE!

NC Sixx: Cammie, you better be careful, I can call your uncle out here!

*Cammies eyes snap open* *She shots out of Bookers lap and disappears backstage*

NC Sixx: I'm sorry about her.

Booker T: Aw, Booker T don't mind.

Alycia: Good, I think that we are stuck with Cammie.

Hearts Desire: Yeah, I think we are too. I mean, who wants to be stuck with Cammie. She's afraid of her own uncle AND she has an imaginary friend. She-

NC Sixx: HD, you do know that everyone who is watching this show can hear everything you are saying. And Mark is standing right behind you.

*HD shrieks and runs off*

Alycia: Alright, I can see that this is going nowhere. So tune in next time when we have Chris Jericho, Christian, and some others who show up!

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a/n- alright! That's all for this episode, tune in next time!