A/N- Yay, another chapter. I'm sorry if it takes me a while for me to update this, I started a Mary Sue!!! I'm kinda excited! Anyways, Sonar gave me the idea for this episode and it's a very, very special one!!

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A Pair Of Sixxes

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Episode Three

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Hearts Desire: We now interrupt "Barbara Walters Presents: A Guide To Cooking" to bring you, an equally boring show, A Pair Of Sixxes. And now, introducing....two mean people, who keep yelling at me, and telling me what to do, and not letting me bring Y2J back to my hotel--

Mark: *shoves HD out of the way* And now introducing, your talk show hosts, NC Sixx and The SheDev-- Alycia!

Alycia: *takes a seat behind the desk* *NC is nowhere to be found* *Alycia clears her throat* Hey everyone! Welcome to A Pair Of Sixxes, the worst named show in the world. As you can see, I am the host tonight!! YAY! I'm so happy I could just....set something on fire! But I won't, because I'm not that mean.

Audience: *cONfUseD*

Alycia: ANYWAYS, my co-host tongiht will be arriving later, we had an emergancey phone call that she took over in the back. I didn't hear much of the call, but I'm pretty sure that it is about one of our guests tonight....NUNZIO!

Audience part A: YAY!

Audience part B: BOO!

Three People in the Back: o_O?

Alycia; But never fear, loyal veiwers, we have plenty of other exciting guests tonight like....um.. *checks cards*....I think that we have The APA here tonight, but it also says "currently being detained in local prison"...... um.....

Audience: *ConFuSEd* *crickets chirp*

Alycia: SOME ONE SHUT THE DAMN DOOR! *door creaks closed* Thank you. So, um, if you'll all wait a few minutes, I'll go check the back storage areas to see if we have any spare Superstars. *hurrys backstage*

Hearts Desire: *dashes onstage and in front of camera* *does a dance* 'Guys don't like me, guys just want my money!! Guys will laugh at me cause I look funny!! Cause I do-- *gag*~

Mark: *carries Hearts Desire offstage, blushing madly*

Cammie: *stands up in the crowd* I love you , Marky!! Alright, people. I know that this show is a big disappointment for everyone here and anyone who has been watching, but trust me, I remember from last week that RVD is supposed to be here tongiht!

Crowd: RVD! RVD! RVD! RVD!

Cammie: *sits down, happy for the attention she had garnered*

Alycia: *comes back out with NC Sixx following behind, unusually happy* Alright, it seems that we do have a guest for tonight. Please welcome....

ALL: *doing the thumb thingy* Rob Van Dam! *cheer as RVD's music starts up and he walks out doing his little stint thing.

NC Sixx: *immediately takes a seat next to RVD on the couch thing* *Talks in a pathetic giggly school-girl voice* Hi. I'm a BIG fan. You're so strong!

Rob Van Dam: Cool.

Alycia: *shakes her head, rolling her eyes* Oh, come on, now. You fawned all over Edge last week. Can we please just get on with this? Please?

Rob Van Dam: Hey, dude, watch yourself. It's all cool when your *thumb thing* Rob Van Dam!

NC Sixx: *clears her head* *clasps hands together happily* Anyways! We have a GREAT show now. I just found out some very important news. Now, if you don't mind that I interrupt this for a minute or so, Rob?

Rob Van Dam: Naw, man, it's all cool dude.

NC Sixx: Thanks. Lower the lights. *lights dim slightly* Bring that camera closer to me, this is serious. *camera zooms in.* *lense breaks* Damn it! Get me a new camera, this is serious!! *fuming*

Rob Van Dam: Hey, dude, calm down. It's all cool, dude, don't worry.

NC Sixx: *camera is fixed and focused on her from the shoulders up* Alright, I am going to be completely serious, cause this issue deserves all seriousness. Now it seems, that someone has kidnapped one of our guests tonight. As a matter of fact, NUNZIO has been attacked and kidnapped. We were filming a commercial for the show last night, and ,well, roll the footage......

*A woman is dragging Nunzio across the stage as the hosts just stare blankly.

Nunzio through the gag: mifjiomersi

Alycia: what?

NC Sixx: He wants help.

Johnny and Chuck come out of nowhere being dragged by Randy Orton and Ric Flair.

Woman: God, I am having too much fun. I kidnapped Nunzio and now I got to stop him from spraying Italian at me. *

Rob Van Dam, Alycia, Audience part A: *gasp!*

Audience part B: *o_O* YAY!!!

Three People in Back: *o_O*

NC Sixx: We'll be working to find out who that woman is as soon as possible. If you have any information on who is behind this, please, don't--er--please tell us or notify Vince McMahon, or even call the cops and we'll see what we can do to get Nunzio back.

*Silence*

*Evil laugh*

*Evil laugh gets louder*

Evil Voice: He is mine, all mine and you can never get him back. no, no, Nunzio. *voice and NC Sixx mumble* that rhymed* Nunzio is mine! There is NO EVIDENCE! *whispering is heard* What? What do you mean they can hear me? *whispering* Oh? What? How do you know?

*Sonar sticks her head out of the curtain backdrop of the stage*

Sonar: Damn it, you're right, Nun-- *puts a roll of duct tape to her ear* Yes, mom, you're right, I did make it to the show on time *disappears behind the stage* Shut up Nunzio or they will hear you and know that I kidnapped you and stored you here in this bacdrop.

Alycia: *pulls surtains aside*

Sonar: *looks up innocently*

Nunzio: *is taped to a pole in a wifebeater and bozers his mouth his taped and his eyes show relief when he notices Alycia has found him* Muffu

Alycia: Huh?

Nunzio: Muhfu!

Rob Van Dam: I think he's saying "it's all cool dude, just get me out of here".

Nunzio: Muhfuu. Newgtisingmuffofe.

Alycia: I can't understand you, there's tape on your mouth.

Nunzio: *slumps his shoulders*

Sonar: *stands, acting like she did nothing*

Alycia: *realizes* Oh! Take the tape off your mouth and get you away from this phsycho!

Nunzio: Yeff!

NC Sixx: We might as well go to a commercial.

*Returns from the commerical* *everyone is in their seats* *Rob Van Dam is stretching in his chair as if they are still off the air*

NC Sixx: Alright, well, sadly, we have to bring out our next guest but since the police are swarming backstage to get rid of the phsychopath, RVD has to stay out here with us! YAY! *mumbles to RVD* Can you do that in--

Alycia: *nudges NC hard in the ribs*

NC Sixx: Right, we're on air. *to RVD* meet me backstage after the show (lol to KC)

Alycia: Alright, our next guest is a Harvard-- *cough from audience* --Right, our next guest is the only Harvard graduate to be a WWE wrestler. Please don't throw anything at him or be too cruel--

RVD: Cause that's not cool.

Alycia: Welcome, Mr. Chris Nowinski!

Lace: *stands up in the audience* *waves Nowinski posters* *sheers loudly, jumping up and down*

Nowinski: *taking a seat next to RVD* Do you mind moving down, VD, I mean, I AM a Harvard grad and I need my space.

Rob Van Dam: Aw, now, it's all cool, dude. All cool. I'm totally down with that.

Nowinski: *slowly* Are you going to move?

Rob Van Dam: Oh, right. It's all cool. *scoots down*

Lace: *continues to cheer in the audience, prompting her friends to do so, too.* I LOVE YOU, CHRIS! WHOO HOO! I LOVE YOU!

NC Sixx: * mutters * A true Stevie fan. ANYWAYS! Chris, you know what, I really don't like you, but I do have one question.

Nowinski: *rolls his eye* No, I'm not single. I'm sick of all you love-slaved little preps always asking me that. NO I WILL NOT DATE YOU! I WENT TO HARVARD! I have a great degree.*glares at Matt and John in the front row*

Matt and John: *wearing "We Won Tough Enough" t-shirts*

Nowinski: Now we all know that I didn't win Tough Enough, and it's not like I'm bitter or anything, but the last thing that I need is the two of you RUBBING IT IN! (not exact quotes, I know, but sorry)

Lacey: YOU TELL THEM CHRIS!! WHOO HOO! *is yanked down by her Harvard coloured scarf to sit next to her friends*

Tommy Dreamer: *runs out and hits Lace on the head with a Kendo* *Hits Matt and John as well before heading to the stage* *Holds the Kendo in defense*

Nowinski: *pulls mask over his face* *Stands up* I ain't afraid of you. You can't hurt me. I'm an endangered species! I went to Harvard, I'm smart and-- *gets cracked over the head with a Kendo*

Tommy Dreamer: *screams and throws down the Kendo peices on the stage*

Audience: E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!

NC Sixx and Alycia: o_O

Alycia: I think this show is over.

Rob Van Dam: Dude, it's all cool, dude. RVD is still here. It's all cool. Dudes, dudes, it's all cool.

Alycia: This show is definately over. Night everyone, tune in next week when we have some VERY special guests!

Sonar: *runs onstage and runs off with Nunzio, who was huddling in a corner*

Lacey: *desperately attempts to carry Chris offstage*

NC Sixx: *shakes her head*

*All hell has broken loose around the hosts*

RVD: *continues to do the thumb thingy on the hosts desk as the camera shuts off*

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a/n- a short one, I know, but I don't have much to work with!! I need some more people and ideas!

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