A/N- I AM SO HAPPY! Last night, I flew out to Peoria, Ill to meet up with some family for the 4th of July and we went to go see Buff Bagwell wrestle! I got two hugs and pictures taken with Buff The Stuff! I AM SOOOOO HAPPY! He'll probably end up in here since I need some variety and difference from WWE
A/N2- THANK YOU! To all of my reiveiwers
A/N3- I LOVE YOU ALL!
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Episode Four
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Hearts Desire: We now interrupt 'Joe Dirt' to bring you A Pair Of Sixxes. If I were you, I'd change the station.
Alycia: *Glares* You all want to see me, right?
Audience: *cheers*
Alycia: Good, cause I'm afraid you are stuck with me.
NC Sixx: *sits in chair* *possitively glowing*
Alycia: To quote from 'Mallrats': Why the hell are you glowing?
NC Sixx: And also quoting Mallrats: I'm not. *to audience* Anyways, today we have gotten some very nice guests. Well, kind of, I'm not too excited about about one of them. So lets get her over with. Please....he're's Trish Stratus.
Alycia and NC Sixx: *glare at Trish as she perkily takes a seat*
Trish: *is unaware that she is being shot daggers by the hosts* Hi!
Alycia: *sarcastic* Hi! I'm me, you're you, this interview is over. NEXT GUEST!
Trish: *CoNFusEd, yet still perky* Huh?
Alycia: *mimicks* Huh?
NC Sixx: Um, Trish, I really don't know why you are here cause she don't like you, and I don't like you. *looks backstage at Nikki, who is drooling and staring at Trish* Figures. Um...I don't know what to say. I don't like you.
Audience: BOO!
NC Sixx: Sorry.
Alycia: I HATE YOU, TRISH!
Trish: *cOnfUSeD* Huh? I'm sorry, I'm Canadian, I don't know.
NC Sixx: This isn't Weakest Link, you did that years ago.
Trish: Huh? Oh, yeah!
Alycia: NEXT GUEST!
NC Sixx: Alright, we'll get her out of here and go to a commercail. When we get back, there will be some naughty tricks!
*commercial*
Alycia: Alright, we got rid of Miss Sluttus...Stratus. And tonight, I am glad to announce that we are holding the very first Raining Rico Make Over! Now, please welcome out: RICO!
Rico: *from backstage* AND MISS JACKIE!
Alycia: And Miss Jackie
Rico: *drags out a beauty parlor chair* *stands in front of audience* Hello and welcome to Raining Rico's Make Over Spectacular! Please welcome my assistant tonight, Miss Jackie!
Jackie: *twirls around* *Her and Rico do that finger thing*
Rico: Alright, and tonight, we are going to have a VERY special set of guests. First out for her make over tonight, Miss MOLLY HOLLY!
Molly: I hate this. *takes a seat in the chair* I'm not a slut, why am, I here?
Rico: Because Stacey Keibler was being taken. ANYWAYS! *claps hands* Miss Jackie, would you mind bringing over teh make up tray? *takes the tray* Thank you! Molly, trust me. When we are finished with you here, you will look RAVISHING!
*Rico sets to work* *He works so fast no one can see what he is doing through the smoke being created*
Rico: Alas! Miss Jackie, my creation is done! I do believe that we did a GREAT job on this one! Turn the chair around to show our hosts. *they do and both hosts scream!* They must like it! I know I do! Now, for the audience! *turns chair to audience and reveals Stacey keibler*
Alycia: I think that it's time for another commercial.
*Commercial*
*Stage has been cleared*
NC Sixx: *stingy* Alright. We're back and that was dumb. We decided to just send them away. Our next guest is currently up for the U.S Title on Smackdown. He defeated Rhyno, again! Chris Benoit!
Cerrita: *from audience* Ooooooooo.
Benoit: *Takes a seat* Thanks for having me.
Alycia: I think that was the nicest thing that a guest has said to us yet!
NC Sixx: I think so, too. Chris, it's nice to have you.
Benoit: Thanks.
Cerrita: *stares in wonder*
Alycia: Chris, you recently beat out Rhyno, once again, in a tourney for a title.
Benoit: I know.
Alycia; Is he sad?
Benoit: I don't know. He's been kinda avoiding me backstage.
Cerrita: I wouldn't. *looks around* DId I say that out loud?
Benoit: Yeah.
Cerrita: *looks to people around her* He talked to me! He talked to me!
Benoit: *cONFusEd*
NC Sixx: Fans tend to do that on this show.
Benoit: Oh.
Alycia: You're not much of a talker are you?
Benoit: No
NC Sixx: Alright, well, let's get someone else out here, then, this is pointless.
Benoit: Alright.
Cerrita: *follows as if nothing is wrong*
Alycia: This show has been messing up worse and worse each week. Alright, this next guest is so cool! I am a HUGE fan of his. As a matter of fact, I was obessed with him. Please welcome, the Showstoppa, The Icon, The Main Event, The HeartBreak Kid, The Headliner.....SHAWN MICHAELS!!!
*Sexy Boy play*
*Shawn dances out*
*Does his pose*
*Pyro comes out of nowhere*
Shawn: *takes a seat* *flashes his million watt smile* Hi, there.
NC Sixx: *amazed* Hi.
Alycia: I hate it when this happens. I might as well to the interview. Shawn, you were out for four--
Shawn: *Gets up and poses again* Oh, *realizes the daggers Alycia is glaring* Sorry, kid.
Alycia: It's alright. Anyways, you were out for four years with a --
SHawn: *poses with a bunch of screaming fans in the front row*
Alycia: *clears throat*
Shawn: Sorry, can't turn a fan down!
Alycia: *stares blankly* *pop* Anyways, you wer out for four--*notices that Shawn has yet again, disappeared* Forget it!
Shawn: *is signing autographs with fans*
Tyler Dumas: *reappears* Hi. I like you. Can I have an autograph? You're very cute.
Skittles Xtreme: I like you too. Forget her. *shoves Tyler out of the way* I like you more. But Not as much as Rey Mysterio.
NC Sixx: I LIKE YOU MORE! *shoves all of them out of the way* Hi, remember me? I met you at a hockey game once? It was RIGHT after you lost your world title? Yeah, I gave you a tape of Garth Brooks. You rememberme, right??
Shawn: *lying* Yeah.
NC Sixx: *smacks him upside the head* You liar!
Shawn: No I'm not! I am a changed man, remember? *turns around to show shirt* "All things are possible" IN A CROSS! That means I've changed.
Alycia: No it doesn't.
Shawn: Shhh, kid.
Alycia: *slumps her shoulders and gives up* I should quit.
Hearts Desire: I'LL TAKE OVER!
Alycia: I thought I had you fired.
Hearts Desire: Nope, no one has taken my place yet! I'm still here!
Alycia: I give up. Tune in next week when we have Evolution, John Cena and....whatever.
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a/n- the next episode will probably be my last until I come back from Denver on the 26th.
A/N2- THANK YOU! To all of my reiveiwers
A/N3- I LOVE YOU ALL!
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Episode Four
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Hearts Desire: We now interrupt 'Joe Dirt' to bring you A Pair Of Sixxes. If I were you, I'd change the station.
Alycia: *Glares* You all want to see me, right?
Audience: *cheers*
Alycia: Good, cause I'm afraid you are stuck with me.
NC Sixx: *sits in chair* *possitively glowing*
Alycia: To quote from 'Mallrats': Why the hell are you glowing?
NC Sixx: And also quoting Mallrats: I'm not. *to audience* Anyways, today we have gotten some very nice guests. Well, kind of, I'm not too excited about about one of them. So lets get her over with. Please....he're's Trish Stratus.
Alycia and NC Sixx: *glare at Trish as she perkily takes a seat*
Trish: *is unaware that she is being shot daggers by the hosts* Hi!
Alycia: *sarcastic* Hi! I'm me, you're you, this interview is over. NEXT GUEST!
Trish: *CoNFusEd, yet still perky* Huh?
Alycia: *mimicks* Huh?
NC Sixx: Um, Trish, I really don't know why you are here cause she don't like you, and I don't like you. *looks backstage at Nikki, who is drooling and staring at Trish* Figures. Um...I don't know what to say. I don't like you.
Audience: BOO!
NC Sixx: Sorry.
Alycia: I HATE YOU, TRISH!
Trish: *cOnfUSeD* Huh? I'm sorry, I'm Canadian, I don't know.
NC Sixx: This isn't Weakest Link, you did that years ago.
Trish: Huh? Oh, yeah!
Alycia: NEXT GUEST!
NC Sixx: Alright, we'll get her out of here and go to a commercail. When we get back, there will be some naughty tricks!
*commercial*
Alycia: Alright, we got rid of Miss Sluttus...Stratus. And tonight, I am glad to announce that we are holding the very first Raining Rico Make Over! Now, please welcome out: RICO!
Rico: *from backstage* AND MISS JACKIE!
Alycia: And Miss Jackie
Rico: *drags out a beauty parlor chair* *stands in front of audience* Hello and welcome to Raining Rico's Make Over Spectacular! Please welcome my assistant tonight, Miss Jackie!
Jackie: *twirls around* *Her and Rico do that finger thing*
Rico: Alright, and tonight, we are going to have a VERY special set of guests. First out for her make over tonight, Miss MOLLY HOLLY!
Molly: I hate this. *takes a seat in the chair* I'm not a slut, why am, I here?
Rico: Because Stacey Keibler was being taken. ANYWAYS! *claps hands* Miss Jackie, would you mind bringing over teh make up tray? *takes the tray* Thank you! Molly, trust me. When we are finished with you here, you will look RAVISHING!
*Rico sets to work* *He works so fast no one can see what he is doing through the smoke being created*
Rico: Alas! Miss Jackie, my creation is done! I do believe that we did a GREAT job on this one! Turn the chair around to show our hosts. *they do and both hosts scream!* They must like it! I know I do! Now, for the audience! *turns chair to audience and reveals Stacey keibler*
Alycia: I think that it's time for another commercial.
*Commercial*
*Stage has been cleared*
NC Sixx: *stingy* Alright. We're back and that was dumb. We decided to just send them away. Our next guest is currently up for the U.S Title on Smackdown. He defeated Rhyno, again! Chris Benoit!
Cerrita: *from audience* Ooooooooo.
Benoit: *Takes a seat* Thanks for having me.
Alycia: I think that was the nicest thing that a guest has said to us yet!
NC Sixx: I think so, too. Chris, it's nice to have you.
Benoit: Thanks.
Cerrita: *stares in wonder*
Alycia: Chris, you recently beat out Rhyno, once again, in a tourney for a title.
Benoit: I know.
Alycia; Is he sad?
Benoit: I don't know. He's been kinda avoiding me backstage.
Cerrita: I wouldn't. *looks around* DId I say that out loud?
Benoit: Yeah.
Cerrita: *looks to people around her* He talked to me! He talked to me!
Benoit: *cONFusEd*
NC Sixx: Fans tend to do that on this show.
Benoit: Oh.
Alycia: You're not much of a talker are you?
Benoit: No
NC Sixx: Alright, well, let's get someone else out here, then, this is pointless.
Benoit: Alright.
Cerrita: *follows as if nothing is wrong*
Alycia: This show has been messing up worse and worse each week. Alright, this next guest is so cool! I am a HUGE fan of his. As a matter of fact, I was obessed with him. Please welcome, the Showstoppa, The Icon, The Main Event, The HeartBreak Kid, The Headliner.....SHAWN MICHAELS!!!
*Sexy Boy play*
*Shawn dances out*
*Does his pose*
*Pyro comes out of nowhere*
Shawn: *takes a seat* *flashes his million watt smile* Hi, there.
NC Sixx: *amazed* Hi.
Alycia: I hate it when this happens. I might as well to the interview. Shawn, you were out for four--
Shawn: *Gets up and poses again* Oh, *realizes the daggers Alycia is glaring* Sorry, kid.
Alycia: It's alright. Anyways, you were out for four years with a --
SHawn: *poses with a bunch of screaming fans in the front row*
Alycia: *clears throat*
Shawn: Sorry, can't turn a fan down!
Alycia: *stares blankly* *pop* Anyways, you wer out for four--*notices that Shawn has yet again, disappeared* Forget it!
Shawn: *is signing autographs with fans*
Tyler Dumas: *reappears* Hi. I like you. Can I have an autograph? You're very cute.
Skittles Xtreme: I like you too. Forget her. *shoves Tyler out of the way* I like you more. But Not as much as Rey Mysterio.
NC Sixx: I LIKE YOU MORE! *shoves all of them out of the way* Hi, remember me? I met you at a hockey game once? It was RIGHT after you lost your world title? Yeah, I gave you a tape of Garth Brooks. You rememberme, right??
Shawn: *lying* Yeah.
NC Sixx: *smacks him upside the head* You liar!
Shawn: No I'm not! I am a changed man, remember? *turns around to show shirt* "All things are possible" IN A CROSS! That means I've changed.
Alycia: No it doesn't.
Shawn: Shhh, kid.
Alycia: *slumps her shoulders and gives up* I should quit.
Hearts Desire: I'LL TAKE OVER!
Alycia: I thought I had you fired.
Hearts Desire: Nope, no one has taken my place yet! I'm still here!
Alycia: I give up. Tune in next week when we have Evolution, John Cena and....whatever.
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a/n- the next episode will probably be my last until I come back from Denver on the 26th.
