A/N- Wow, the time for me to leave is coming up so fast! I will be leaving on Wends. the 9th, so this will be my last chapter posted till I come back. Hearts Desire and I are going to Colorado after a day at 6 Flags.

A/N2- Guess what! I have family out in IL (some of you might have known that) but they bought me a front row seat to see RAW in August from Moline, IL!!

A/N3- Kyrie suggested that I tell you all that all happenings in this story are not real and do not specifically tell my thoughts or feelings towards any one of the superstars. (She's studying law, so she thinks this makes HER smart. But I really just don't want to be mobbed.)

A/N4- THE RAP IS OWNED BY TYRA! NOT ME!

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Episode Five

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Hearts Desire: You know the drill.

Alycia: Hi, and welcome to A Pair of Sixxes. I am Alycia, and you should know that by now. Now, we haven't had a brill amount of sucess lately, but we are so happy y'all like this! Besides, Jericho called me Jerky! That's so cool! Y'know, I've liked Y2J for a long time even when everyone else--

NC Sixx: Are you going to introduce the first guest?

Alycia: Yes I am. Our first guest tonight is a great MC. He currently resides on the Smackdown! Roster where he is greatly underrated. Please welcome, JOHN CENA!

John Cena: Yo, yo, kill the beat, kill the beat. Yo, I can't believe I'm doing this. This shows shorter than a piss. I knew I'd be in Loserville, but, I never expected this. The host's can't control their guests, the camera man's a fraud. I ran into that girl backstage. She's a very freaky brod.

Alycia and NC Sixx: o_O

John Cena: Yo, it doesn't matter, kid, cause the show's always the same. It's really really sad y'know when the crowd forgets your names. Now I'ma take a seat right here, I'll do the stupid show. But afterwards, I'll scan the crowds and find that stupid -- *holds up mic*

Audience: HO! *cheer*

Alycia: Impressive. I liked it!

NC Sixx: Not bad. Really not. John, would you mind taking a seat right there on the couch? *Cena sits* Well, I think that the question on everyone's minds is, since you went for the title, you haven't been shown in a big highlight match for a while. Wait, let's get Shane out here.

The Hurricane: *runs out* Yes, citizen NC? How may The Hurricane help you, today?

NC Sixx: Hey Hurricane. I had a question to ask Mr. Cena right here, and I thought that you could do it a little better than I could, so if you wouldn't mind??

The Hurricane: Of course not, Citizen NC. *to Cena* WHAT'S UP WIT DAT??

NC Sixx: Thank you Shane. *Hurricane flys off* Well, you heard the man, Cena. What's up with all of that? Last time we saw you, you got beaten by Ass Man Billy Gunn and they announced that--

John Cena: Hey, kid. Shut up. Alright, first off, I didn't lose to Billy Gunn, The Undertaker distracted me. It's his fault that things went down the way they did cause I don't think he should have been out there in the first place. Second of all, Billy Gunn couldn't have "won" if Taker hadn't been there to throw me off. And Third, I got a rematch didn't I? I get one with the Undertaker. I get to highlight a Pay Per View, just like I did at the royal Rumble. I get to go against the *sarcastic* American Bad Ass. That is top tier, kid, and I'll win, you can quote me on that.

Alycia: I will, then I bet on it. So, um, I'm a big fan of yours. I think you're real good, so, do you have any big plans coming up since you are out of the running for the U.S Championship?

John Cena: Kid, what'chu talkin' bout? I ain't OUT of the runnings, told you, BIlly cheated. If he wins that title, I'll win it from him after I beat the Undertaker in Vengence.

NC Sixx: Well, at least you have confidence.

John Cena: *stands up* Kid, I should kick your tiny ass. You couldn't take me on if you trued. I'm John Cena! I have already beaten the Undertaker. I beat him to get a shot at Brock Lesnar for the title and I should have beat him, too. I've already beaten Taker, see! I can beat him again, I know I can and I don't care if you don't think so because I am the Untouchable, you can't beat me. *walks off the stage*

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NC Sixx: That was very interesting. In case you are just joining us, I almost got beaten up by John Cena, I think.

Lacey, Skittle-xtreme, and Bianca: GO JOHN CENA!!

Mac: BOOOOOOOO!

Alycia: Alright, our next set of guests are--

Nikki: *runs out, hands Alycia a paper*

Alycia: Alright, I have just gotten news taht we are supossed to have the camera that is backstage that has been ORDERED to have everyone veiw what is going on back there.

*Titan Tron appears out of nowhere* *It shows Sonar in a dark place* *The only light is on her*

Sonar: Hello, this is Sonar. And I have captured your little Nunzio. You don't know where I am, so you can't get him back. But if you promise to let me have him forever, then I will let him go, unharmed! *thinks* Well, virtually unharmed.

Nunzio's Voice: *from off-camera* HELP ME!! SHE THINKS OF NAUGHTY THINGS!

Sonar: I do not! I never said anything like that. Somebody shut him up while I finish my requests. Alright, I promise to give Nunzio back unharmed if you let me have Spike Dudley!

NC Sixx: Um, no.

Sonar: Oh, alright. Then give me Raven. That's it, give me Raven and I will give you back Nunzio. And you have to keep the FBI away from me cause they really want Nunzio, too.

NC Sixx: No, you don't get Raven, either, I like Raven to much to let you have him, but I'll let you dress up Nunzio and do his makeup if you let him go. I even might let you have a date with him.

Sonar: I guess that works. Give me half an hour.

Ninzio: NO! NO! NO! DON'T Let-- *fades off*

NC Sixx: That doesn't sound too good. But, anyways, *camera back on the stage* our next set of guests that are joining us include the World Heavyweight Champion. Please welcome.....Evolution!

Alycia, Skittles-xtreme, and Bianca: *cheer as Hunter, Randy, and Ric come out.*

NC Sixx: Where is he? What have you done to him? *grabs Hunter by the collar* What have you done to my Mark?

Triple H: Get off of me, girl, he's coming. You gotta introduce him seperately.

NC Sixx: You mean, i get to introduce him!!

Triple H: Sure, go ahead.

NC Sixx: YAY!!!! I get to introduce him! YAY! YAY! YAY! *does a dance on he desk* Please welcome, MARK JINDRAK!

Jindrak: *comes out and looks for a seat*

NC Sixx: *shoves Alycia from her seat on the couch* You can sit here if you want!

Jindrak: *sits in Alycia's spot*

Alycia: *resides to sitting on Hunters lap*

NC Sixx: Well, aren't we all happy now?!

Mac: NO! BOOO! I hate everyone!

NC Sixx: Good for you. But, since I am so happy, I will allow Skittles-xtreme and Biance to come up here and sit on the stage. BUT NO ONE CAN TOUCH MY MARKY!

Skittles-Xtreme: *to Randy* Hi, I reallu like you. Wanna go out tonight?

Randy: Um...*looks her over* alright, why not?

Bianca: Excuse me? What if I want to go on a date with Randy?

Skittles-xtreme: Well, too bad cause he already said he'd go out with me!

Bianca: Not if I have anything to do with it, he's mine!

Skittles-xtreme: He's Mine! *punches Bianca*:

Bianca; He's MINE! *punches her back*

Skittles-xtremee: MINE! *grabs Bianca by the hair*

Bianca: HE'S MINE!

*Both girls continue to fight until they disappear backstage*

Mac: BOOOO! THIS SHOW SUCKS!

Alycia: I like it! So, Hunter, I read your magazine when it came out, it was so good. But I still got some questions. Like, how many of your bedrooms are actually being used right now?

Hunter: Just one.

Alycia: Mind if I share it with you?

NC Sixx: Alright, enough of that, those questions are reserved for when my Shanny comes on here. I've got more importnant question. Mark, Are you really going to be in Evolution? Can't you leave, so we can run away until Shanny comes?

Jindrak: Um, I think I'm gonna be in Evolution, that's what I read on the internet.

NC Sixx: That's so cool.

Ric Flair: Why doesn't anyone ask me--

Everyone: SHUT UP!

Alycia: I believe that it's time for Sonar to present her creation. Sonar, are you ready.

Sonar: Just a minute, dammit, I have to get one more thing. I need two rings!

Hearts Desire: I've got two! I stole them from a priest outside!......ooops. *runs backstage* *squeals* *runs back out* I know what's going on!!

NC Sixx: Are you ready yet?

Sonar: Just a minute!

Nunzio: HELP ME! SHE WANTS TO-- *gag*~

Sonar: NOTHING! I'm ready now. Go set up the stage.

*men run out and set up the stage*

*The hosts run to the audience, dragging the guys along with them to see what the men have set up*

Everyone: *gasps* A church!

Sonar: YAY! It's all set up! Now, Nunzio will be mine forever.

Triple H: This reminds me a lot of my wedding.

Priest: *appears, standing at the alter that has been set up*

*Wedding music plays and Sonar runs out in a wedding dress, dragging Nunzio behind her*

Sonar: I do, he does. Just give us the rings and say we're married so we can go on our honeymoon.

Priest: Um, this is my first day on the job, so okay. Here are the rings. *hands them the rings*

Nunzio: tries to pull his hands away, but they have been tied*

Sonar: YAYYYYYYY! You're all mine! Let's go! *drags Nunzio offstage*

*wedding stuff disappears*

Alycia: Um, that was just weird.

Triple H: Like I said, just like my wedding.

Ric Flair: Doesn't anyone care what I have to say?

Everyone: NO!

NC SIxx: Alright, all, I'm going to steal Mark Jindrak and you just tune in next time. I think that my Shanny'll be on then! YAY! *drags of Mark*

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a/n- not the longest, but I have lots of packing to do. Please r&r, I'll start this back up as soon as I get home!