When Sora and Coffee Meet Part 2
Me: ff.net finally let me post this! *Looks up at the reviews* Wow. I didn't think people would review this quickly.
Raccoon: Really?
Me: *Gasp* You again!
Raccoon: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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When we last left off, Wakka had a plan. What is it? You'll see.
Kairi: Okay, what is it?
Wakka: Whisper whisper whisper.
Kairi: Whisper?
Wakka: Whisper whisper, ya?
Tidus: Whispery whispery whisper.
Wakka: Whispered whisper, ya?
Kairi: Whisper! *Evil giggle of doom!!!!!!! causing the entrance to collapse. Luckily, a tree root left a small space just big enough for them to get out*
Tidus: Alright peeps, move out!
BONK!
Kairi: Where'd the entrance go?
Wakka: I dunno, ya?
Tidus: *Points downward* There it is! But how'd it get so small?
Kairi: Who cares. Let's go.
They leave, nursing the bumps on their heads. They find Selphie at the docks. She's talking about romantic stuff.
Selphie: Sharing a glass of Romance-aid with someone would be so romantic. *Sigh*
All but Selphie: o.O *Thinking* Romance-aid exist?
Selphie: *Notices Tidus, Wakka, and Kairi standing behind her* Oh, hi people!
Wakka: Hi.
Kairi: Hey.
Tidus: Waaaazzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *Cough cough* uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppp!!! !!!!
All but Tidus: *Stare*
Tidus: *Confused* What?
Kairi: Nothing.
Selphie: So what brings all of you here?
Tidus: Oh, nothing.
Wakka: Kairi gave Sora some coffee and now he's so hyper we might never beat him up again, ya?
Kairi: Yeah, nothing's wrong.
Selphie: *Terrified* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING'S WRONG! THIS IS TERRIBLE! I MIGHT HAVE TO BUY A METAL JUMP ROPE! THAT COST MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tidus: Calm down, Selphie. We have a plan.
Selphie: *Sweetly* You do?
Wakka: Yes.
Selphie: Does it involve buying things with my small amount of money?
Kairi: Uuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm........ no?
Selphie: *Excited* All right, tell me!
Tidus: Whisper whisper.
Kairi: Whisper whisper *Evil giggle of doom!!!!!!!!!!!* whisper.
Wakka: Whispery whispered whisper, ya?
Selphie: That's it?
Kairi: Yep. Go get your stuff.
A few minutes later.......
Selphie has a jump rope, Wakka has a blitzball, Tidus has a big red stick, Riku is moaning on the beach, Sora has turned the square island into a circle with all his bouncing, a comet the size of Montana is heading directly toward the Destiny Islands three million light-years away, and Kairi is holding a pillowcase full of bricks.
Tidus: *Singing and doing the Macarena at the same time* Hit Sora with a big red stick, doo-da, doo-da. Hit Sora with a big red stick, oh the doo-da day, hey!
Kairi: That song really didn't go with that dance. And you need dancing lessons
Tidus: It didn't? And I do?
Kairi: No, and yes.
Tidus: Darn.
Riku: Moan moan moanaty moan moan.
Sora: ...bouncy *Drinks coffee* bouncy *Drains pot* bouncy! *Eats a bag of coffee beans* Kairi, you're *Burp!* back!
Kairi: Yep.
Wakka: Hey Sora, ya? Wanna duel us until you lose?
Sora: *Very happily* Sure! Let's fight at the beach!
Wakka: Um, okay.
They go to the beach. Both go into a fighter's stance.
Wakka: Show me your stuff!
Kairi: Begin!
Wakka throws his blitzball at Sora with all his might. Sora swings and deflects the blitzball, managing to knock Wakka away and shrink the dock at the same time.
Selphie: I'm up next!
Riku and Wakka: Moan.
Selphie: Alright ,don't hold back.
Kairi: Start!
Selphie jumps up and sends one end of her jump rope toward Sora. A second later she finds that Sora had moved. She hadn't expected that, and was so distracted that she didn't notice the wall that was right in front of her.
Selphie: Owie. Oh, no! I'm out of bounds! Nnnnnnooooooooooooo!
But she wasn't. Oh well. No one really cares that much, except maybe a few reviewers
Kairi: Okay, next!
Tidus: I'm right here. You didn't have to yell!
Kairi: Sorry. Begin!
Music starts. Tidus stabs at Sora, but misses. Sora slashes, but also misses. Tidus picks up a handful of rocks and throws them, one at a time. *In slow-motion* Sora bends back, completely dodging the rocks. *Normal speed* Sora slashes Tidus, knocking him back several feet. *Slow-motion again* Tidus dramatically lands on his face. *Normal speed* Tidus steps on Riku.
Riku: Oof!
Sora slashes and accidentally hits Riku.
Riku: Ow! Moan.
Neither notice. Their fight is interrupted by a passing raccoon that is running away from a teenaged boy with an axe. The raccoon and the teenager disappear.
All: O.O *Blink-blink* O.O
Kairi then notices that Sora is just standing there, completely vulnerable. She sneaks up behind him and.........
WHACK
.....gives him a nice, big bump on the back of his head with her bag of bricks.
Kairi: *Happily* I win!
Riku, Selphie, Wakka, and Sora: Moan
Tidus: That wasn't fair! I had him!
Kairi: Your fight was interrupted by a raccoon running away from a teenaged boy with an axe. My contract with Disney says that I'm allowed to hurt anyone distracted by a raccoon running away from a teenaged boy with an axe.
Tidus: Stupid contract.. Wait a minute, what's Disney?
Kairi: Who knows?
Sora is suddenly conscious, and hyper, again.
Sora: That was fun!
Kairi: *Thinking* How'd he wake up so quickly?
Riku: *Thinking* You don't know?
Kairi: *Thinking* You're conscious?
Riku: *Thinking* Am I?
Kairi looks over at where Riku is.
Kairi: *Thinking* Nope.
Sora: *Drains a coffee pot* Wanna duel again?
Riku, Selphie, and Wakka: moannomoan
Sora: *Happily* Okay.
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Me: Well, it's the end of another chapter.
Raccoon: And I'm a dollar short.
Me: *Chewing gum* Yep, he was generous enough to buy me a pack of gum shortly after we passed through the Destiny Islands. *Nearly drops axe*
Raccoon: You owe me a dollar.
Me: *Ignoring the raccoon* If you want to see what happens next (And it's still a ways to go before we end up at the start of Kingdom Hearts), and know how Wakka's plan was supposed to de-coffeefy Sora, I need another request for me to continue (Which probably won't be a problem, seeing the many reviews of chapter one).
Me: ff.net finally let me post this! *Looks up at the reviews* Wow. I didn't think people would review this quickly.
Raccoon: Really?
Me: *Gasp* You again!
Raccoon: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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When we last left off, Wakka had a plan. What is it? You'll see.
Kairi: Okay, what is it?
Wakka: Whisper whisper whisper.
Kairi: Whisper?
Wakka: Whisper whisper, ya?
Tidus: Whispery whispery whisper.
Wakka: Whispered whisper, ya?
Kairi: Whisper! *Evil giggle of doom!!!!!!! causing the entrance to collapse. Luckily, a tree root left a small space just big enough for them to get out*
Tidus: Alright peeps, move out!
BONK!
Kairi: Where'd the entrance go?
Wakka: I dunno, ya?
Tidus: *Points downward* There it is! But how'd it get so small?
Kairi: Who cares. Let's go.
They leave, nursing the bumps on their heads. They find Selphie at the docks. She's talking about romantic stuff.
Selphie: Sharing a glass of Romance-aid with someone would be so romantic. *Sigh*
All but Selphie: o.O *Thinking* Romance-aid exist?
Selphie: *Notices Tidus, Wakka, and Kairi standing behind her* Oh, hi people!
Wakka: Hi.
Kairi: Hey.
Tidus: Waaaazzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *Cough cough* uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppp!!! !!!!
All but Tidus: *Stare*
Tidus: *Confused* What?
Kairi: Nothing.
Selphie: So what brings all of you here?
Tidus: Oh, nothing.
Wakka: Kairi gave Sora some coffee and now he's so hyper we might never beat him up again, ya?
Kairi: Yeah, nothing's wrong.
Selphie: *Terrified* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING'S WRONG! THIS IS TERRIBLE! I MIGHT HAVE TO BUY A METAL JUMP ROPE! THAT COST MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tidus: Calm down, Selphie. We have a plan.
Selphie: *Sweetly* You do?
Wakka: Yes.
Selphie: Does it involve buying things with my small amount of money?
Kairi: Uuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm........ no?
Selphie: *Excited* All right, tell me!
Tidus: Whisper whisper.
Kairi: Whisper whisper *Evil giggle of doom!!!!!!!!!!!* whisper.
Wakka: Whispery whispered whisper, ya?
Selphie: That's it?
Kairi: Yep. Go get your stuff.
A few minutes later.......
Selphie has a jump rope, Wakka has a blitzball, Tidus has a big red stick, Riku is moaning on the beach, Sora has turned the square island into a circle with all his bouncing, a comet the size of Montana is heading directly toward the Destiny Islands three million light-years away, and Kairi is holding a pillowcase full of bricks.
Tidus: *Singing and doing the Macarena at the same time* Hit Sora with a big red stick, doo-da, doo-da. Hit Sora with a big red stick, oh the doo-da day, hey!
Kairi: That song really didn't go with that dance. And you need dancing lessons
Tidus: It didn't? And I do?
Kairi: No, and yes.
Tidus: Darn.
Riku: Moan moan moanaty moan moan.
Sora: ...bouncy *Drinks coffee* bouncy *Drains pot* bouncy! *Eats a bag of coffee beans* Kairi, you're *Burp!* back!
Kairi: Yep.
Wakka: Hey Sora, ya? Wanna duel us until you lose?
Sora: *Very happily* Sure! Let's fight at the beach!
Wakka: Um, okay.
They go to the beach. Both go into a fighter's stance.
Wakka: Show me your stuff!
Kairi: Begin!
Wakka throws his blitzball at Sora with all his might. Sora swings and deflects the blitzball, managing to knock Wakka away and shrink the dock at the same time.
Selphie: I'm up next!
Riku and Wakka: Moan.
Selphie: Alright ,don't hold back.
Kairi: Start!
Selphie jumps up and sends one end of her jump rope toward Sora. A second later she finds that Sora had moved. She hadn't expected that, and was so distracted that she didn't notice the wall that was right in front of her.
Selphie: Owie. Oh, no! I'm out of bounds! Nnnnnnooooooooooooo!
But she wasn't. Oh well. No one really cares that much, except maybe a few reviewers
Kairi: Okay, next!
Tidus: I'm right here. You didn't have to yell!
Kairi: Sorry. Begin!
Music starts. Tidus stabs at Sora, but misses. Sora slashes, but also misses. Tidus picks up a handful of rocks and throws them, one at a time. *In slow-motion* Sora bends back, completely dodging the rocks. *Normal speed* Sora slashes Tidus, knocking him back several feet. *Slow-motion again* Tidus dramatically lands on his face. *Normal speed* Tidus steps on Riku.
Riku: Oof!
Sora slashes and accidentally hits Riku.
Riku: Ow! Moan.
Neither notice. Their fight is interrupted by a passing raccoon that is running away from a teenaged boy with an axe. The raccoon and the teenager disappear.
All: O.O *Blink-blink* O.O
Kairi then notices that Sora is just standing there, completely vulnerable. She sneaks up behind him and.........
WHACK
.....gives him a nice, big bump on the back of his head with her bag of bricks.
Kairi: *Happily* I win!
Riku, Selphie, Wakka, and Sora: Moan
Tidus: That wasn't fair! I had him!
Kairi: Your fight was interrupted by a raccoon running away from a teenaged boy with an axe. My contract with Disney says that I'm allowed to hurt anyone distracted by a raccoon running away from a teenaged boy with an axe.
Tidus: Stupid contract.. Wait a minute, what's Disney?
Kairi: Who knows?
Sora is suddenly conscious, and hyper, again.
Sora: That was fun!
Kairi: *Thinking* How'd he wake up so quickly?
Riku: *Thinking* You don't know?
Kairi: *Thinking* You're conscious?
Riku: *Thinking* Am I?
Kairi looks over at where Riku is.
Kairi: *Thinking* Nope.
Sora: *Drains a coffee pot* Wanna duel again?
Riku, Selphie, and Wakka: moannomoan
Sora: *Happily* Okay.
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Me: Well, it's the end of another chapter.
Raccoon: And I'm a dollar short.
Me: *Chewing gum* Yep, he was generous enough to buy me a pack of gum shortly after we passed through the Destiny Islands. *Nearly drops axe*
Raccoon: You owe me a dollar.
Me: *Ignoring the raccoon* If you want to see what happens next (And it's still a ways to go before we end up at the start of Kingdom Hearts), and know how Wakka's plan was supposed to de-coffeefy Sora, I need another request for me to continue (Which probably won't be a problem, seeing the many reviews of chapter one).
