When Sora and Coffee Meet Part 2

Me: ff.net finally let me post this! *Looks up at the reviews* Wow. I didn't think people would review this quickly.

Raccoon: Really?

Me: *Gasp* You again!

Raccoon: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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When we last left off, Wakka had a plan. What is it? You'll see.

Kairi: Okay, what is it?

Wakka: Whisper whisper whisper.

Kairi: Whisper?

Wakka: Whisper whisper, ya?

Tidus: Whispery whispery whisper.

Wakka: Whispered whisper, ya?

Kairi: Whisper! *Evil giggle of doom!!!!!!! causing the entrance to collapse. Luckily, a tree root left a small space just big enough for them to get out*

Tidus: Alright peeps, move out!

BONK!

Kairi: Where'd the entrance go?

Wakka: I dunno, ya?

Tidus: *Points downward* There it is! But how'd it get so small?

Kairi: Who cares. Let's go.

They leave, nursing the bumps on their heads. They find Selphie at the docks. She's talking about romantic stuff.

Selphie: Sharing a glass of Romance-aid with someone would be so romantic. *Sigh*

All but Selphie: o.O *Thinking* Romance-aid exist?

Selphie: *Notices Tidus, Wakka, and Kairi standing behind her* Oh, hi people!

Wakka: Hi.

Kairi: Hey.

Tidus: Waaaazzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *Cough cough* uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppp!!! !!!!

All but Tidus: *Stare*

Tidus: *Confused* What?

Kairi: Nothing.

Selphie: So what brings all of you here?

Tidus: Oh, nothing.

Wakka: Kairi gave Sora some coffee and now he's so hyper we might never beat him up again, ya?

Kairi: Yeah, nothing's wrong.

Selphie: *Terrified* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING'S WRONG! THIS IS TERRIBLE! I MIGHT HAVE TO BUY A METAL JUMP ROPE! THAT COST MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tidus: Calm down, Selphie. We have a plan.

Selphie: *Sweetly* You do?

Wakka: Yes.

Selphie: Does it involve buying things with my small amount of money?

Kairi: Uuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm........ no?

Selphie: *Excited* All right, tell me!

Tidus: Whisper whisper.

Kairi: Whisper whisper *Evil giggle of doom!!!!!!!!!!!* whisper.

Wakka: Whispery whispered whisper, ya?

Selphie: That's it?

Kairi: Yep. Go get your stuff.

A few minutes later.......

Selphie has a jump rope, Wakka has a blitzball, Tidus has a big red stick, Riku is moaning on the beach, Sora has turned the square island into a circle with all his bouncing, a comet the size of Montana is heading directly toward the Destiny Islands three million light-years away, and Kairi is holding a pillowcase full of bricks.

Tidus: *Singing and doing the Macarena at the same time* Hit Sora with a big red stick, doo-da, doo-da. Hit Sora with a big red stick, oh the doo-da day, hey!

Kairi: That song really didn't go with that dance. And you need dancing lessons

Tidus: It didn't? And I do?

Kairi: No, and yes.

Tidus: Darn.

Riku: Moan moan moanaty moan moan.

Sora: ...bouncy *Drinks coffee* bouncy *Drains pot* bouncy! *Eats a bag of coffee beans* Kairi, you're *Burp!* back!

Kairi: Yep.

Wakka: Hey Sora, ya? Wanna duel us until you lose?

Sora: *Very happily* Sure! Let's fight at the beach!

Wakka: Um, okay.

They go to the beach. Both go into a fighter's stance.

Wakka: Show me your stuff!

Kairi: Begin!

Wakka throws his blitzball at Sora with all his might. Sora swings and deflects the blitzball, managing to knock Wakka away and shrink the dock at the same time.

Selphie: I'm up next!

Riku and Wakka: Moan.

Selphie: Alright ,don't hold back.

Kairi: Start!

Selphie jumps up and sends one end of her jump rope toward Sora. A second later she finds that Sora had moved. She hadn't expected that, and was so distracted that she didn't notice the wall that was right in front of her.

Selphie: Owie. Oh, no! I'm out of bounds! Nnnnnnooooooooooooo!

But she wasn't. Oh well. No one really cares that much, except maybe a few reviewers

Kairi: Okay, next!

Tidus: I'm right here. You didn't have to yell!

Kairi: Sorry. Begin!

Music starts. Tidus stabs at Sora, but misses. Sora slashes, but also misses. Tidus picks up a handful of rocks and throws them, one at a time. *In slow-motion* Sora bends back, completely dodging the rocks. *Normal speed* Sora slashes Tidus, knocking him back several feet. *Slow-motion again* Tidus dramatically lands on his face. *Normal speed* Tidus steps on Riku.

Riku: Oof!

Sora slashes and accidentally hits Riku.

Riku: Ow! Moan.

Neither notice. Their fight is interrupted by a passing raccoon that is running away from a teenaged boy with an axe. The raccoon and the teenager disappear.

All: O.O *Blink-blink* O.O

Kairi then notices that Sora is just standing there, completely vulnerable. She sneaks up behind him and.........

WHACK

.....gives him a nice, big bump on the back of his head with her bag of bricks.

Kairi: *Happily* I win!

Riku, Selphie, Wakka, and Sora: Moan

Tidus: That wasn't fair! I had him!

Kairi: Your fight was interrupted by a raccoon running away from a teenaged boy with an axe. My contract with Disney says that I'm allowed to hurt anyone distracted by a raccoon running away from a teenaged boy with an axe.

Tidus: Stupid contract.. Wait a minute, what's Disney?

Kairi: Who knows?

Sora is suddenly conscious, and hyper, again.

Sora: That was fun!

Kairi: *Thinking* How'd he wake up so quickly?

Riku: *Thinking* You don't know?

Kairi: *Thinking* You're conscious?

Riku: *Thinking* Am I?

Kairi looks over at where Riku is.

Kairi: *Thinking* Nope.

Sora: *Drains a coffee pot* Wanna duel again?

Riku, Selphie, and Wakka: moannomoan

Sora: *Happily* Okay.

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Me: Well, it's the end of another chapter.

Raccoon: And I'm a dollar short.

Me: *Chewing gum* Yep, he was generous enough to buy me a pack of gum shortly after we passed through the Destiny Islands. *Nearly drops axe*

Raccoon: You owe me a dollar.

Me: *Ignoring the raccoon* If you want to see what happens next (And it's still a ways to go before we end up at the start of Kingdom Hearts), and know how Wakka's plan was supposed to de-coffeefy Sora, I need another request for me to continue (Which probably won't be a problem, seeing the many reviews of chapter one).