When Sora and Coffee Meet Part 3
Western Master 3: Well, here we are. Part 3! I'm sorry about the delay, but I do have reasons.
Raccoon: I'm hungry.
Me: Well, why don't you go eat some raccoon food?
Raccoon: I don't have any.
Me: Oh. While we search for some raccoon food, here's part 3!
Raccoon: By the way, Western Master 3 owns The Dance of the Rubber Chicken, so don't take it. This is also his first time making up an entire song on the spot.
Western Master 3: You can tell me if you liked it or not. And be honest.
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When we last left off, Selphie and Wakka were beat up by Sora.
Later, without Sora, in the once obvious Secret Place...
Kairi: I think I speak for all of us when I say HOW WAS YOUR PLAN SUPPOSED TO DE-COFFEEFY SORA!? And, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE ASK YOU BEFORE!? \_/
Selphie: Yep.
Tidus: That's right.
Wakka: *Nervous* Well. uuuummmmm.. It wasn't supposed to. I just wanted to fight, ya.
Tidus: *Maniacally* You just wanted to fight, eh? Well, fight the three of us at once!
Wakka: *Panicking* But I don't want to!
Selphie: We didn't say you had a choice.
Selphie, Tidus, and Kairi proceed to beat Wakka to a pulp. Several hours later, they are done.
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Their thirst for revenge gone, Tidus, Selphie, and Kairi decide to spend the last hour of daylight devising ways to de-coffeefy Sora. And the story started only three hours before nightfall. Plot holes are fun, don't you think?
Riku: *Still covered in stamps* mmoooaaannnn..
Selphie: Can we ignore Riku?
Tidus: Why not? He won't be awake for hours.
Kairi: Hey, there's a stamp from Destiny Islands! Who would live in a place called Destiny Islands?
Tidus: Newsflash, we live in the Destiny Islands.
Kairi: Oh. Um, never mind.
Riku: Oooohhhhhhh, my head..
Selphie: He's awake!
Riku pulls a rubber chicken out from nowhere.
Riku: *Happily, which is strange for him* Who wants to sing a song?
Selphie: *Thinking* This could be interesting *Talking* I do I do!
Tidus: Aren't you going to remove those stamps before you sing?
Riku: Nope.
Tidus: Just checking.
Kairi: What song are you going to sing?
Riku: The Dance of the Rubber Chicken!
Selphie: I've never heard of that one. Go on and sing!
Music starts from absolutely nowhere. Put any tune and any dance that you like on the song.
Riku: *Singing and dancing* Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the chicken!
The rubber chicken went to a High School dance. Everybody was doing the Waltz. They quickly changed to the Tango! The chicken didn't like that dance, so made one up on the spot. First, he started to do the robot. Second, break dancing. Then he combined those two and called it The Dance of the Rubber Chicken!
Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the rubber chicken!
The rubber chicken soon left. He hadn't liked the music. So he bought his own band! He mixed as much music as possible, and then created an original masterpiece!
Sora: *Joins in* Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the rubber chicken!
In just a few short months, the chicken had many fans. He made many songs. Stadiums across the world were sold out! He was a star!
Both: Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the rubber chicken!
Riku: But in all that time, no one saw that he was a rubber chicken. He knew that it was illegal for a rubber chicken to own a band. He had hoped that people would always think that he was a normal chicken! But then a hater found him out!
Everyone, including Wakka: Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the rubber chicken!
Sora: The chicken was sent to court. He admitted to breaking the law. He was sentenced to fifteen years in prison! But his fans paid for him to get out!
Everyone: Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the rubber chicken!
Riku: His fans made him a special case. The court let him back into the music business. Soon, the rubber chicken was selling albums!
Everyone: Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the rubber chicken! Ruuuuuubbbbeeeeeerrrrrrrrr chicken!!
Sparks flew up from behind the stage that everyone was suddenly on. The rubber chicken was doing a cross between break dancing and the Robot, Riku was holding an electric guitar, Kairi had a tambourine, Wakka was on drums, Sora was chugging down coffee, Tidus had an electric triangle, and Selphie had a banjo.
Selphie: *Looks around* That was neat! We NEED to do that again sometime!
Riku grabs the rubber chicken by the neck and whacks wakka.
WHACK
Rubber chicken: Ow.
Riku: Hail to the rubber chicken!
Everyone else: O.o
Kairi: I think his trip around the world gave Riku some kind of brain problem. You know what this means, don't you?
Tidus: *Holding a digital camera* Blackmail if he ever gets better?
Wakka: Laugh at him until we burst?
Selphie: Drink Romance-aid?
Sora: *Sniff* Buy some deodorant? You could really use some.
Kairi: Well, I guess we could do all that. But tomorrow we need to bring him to a doctor. *Evil giggle of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* This will be fun!
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Western Master 3: Sorry about the short chapter. It's plot development.
Raccoon: foooooddddd..............
Western Master 3: We'll continue looking for food in a minute.
Raccoon: ^_^
Western Master 3: Question for Rocky and Bobo, what does vunderbar mean?
Western Master 3: Well, here we are. Part 3! I'm sorry about the delay, but I do have reasons.
Raccoon: I'm hungry.
Me: Well, why don't you go eat some raccoon food?
Raccoon: I don't have any.
Me: Oh. While we search for some raccoon food, here's part 3!
Raccoon: By the way, Western Master 3 owns The Dance of the Rubber Chicken, so don't take it. This is also his first time making up an entire song on the spot.
Western Master 3: You can tell me if you liked it or not. And be honest.
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When we last left off, Selphie and Wakka were beat up by Sora.
Later, without Sora, in the once obvious Secret Place...
Kairi: I think I speak for all of us when I say HOW WAS YOUR PLAN SUPPOSED TO DE-COFFEEFY SORA!? And, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE ASK YOU BEFORE!? \_/
Selphie: Yep.
Tidus: That's right.
Wakka: *Nervous* Well. uuuummmmm.. It wasn't supposed to. I just wanted to fight, ya.
Tidus: *Maniacally* You just wanted to fight, eh? Well, fight the three of us at once!
Wakka: *Panicking* But I don't want to!
Selphie: We didn't say you had a choice.
Selphie, Tidus, and Kairi proceed to beat Wakka to a pulp. Several hours later, they are done.
Wakka: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.......................
Their thirst for revenge gone, Tidus, Selphie, and Kairi decide to spend the last hour of daylight devising ways to de-coffeefy Sora. And the story started only three hours before nightfall. Plot holes are fun, don't you think?
Riku: *Still covered in stamps* mmoooaaannnn..
Selphie: Can we ignore Riku?
Tidus: Why not? He won't be awake for hours.
Kairi: Hey, there's a stamp from Destiny Islands! Who would live in a place called Destiny Islands?
Tidus: Newsflash, we live in the Destiny Islands.
Kairi: Oh. Um, never mind.
Riku: Oooohhhhhhh, my head..
Selphie: He's awake!
Riku pulls a rubber chicken out from nowhere.
Riku: *Happily, which is strange for him* Who wants to sing a song?
Selphie: *Thinking* This could be interesting *Talking* I do I do!
Tidus: Aren't you going to remove those stamps before you sing?
Riku: Nope.
Tidus: Just checking.
Kairi: What song are you going to sing?
Riku: The Dance of the Rubber Chicken!
Selphie: I've never heard of that one. Go on and sing!
Music starts from absolutely nowhere. Put any tune and any dance that you like on the song.
Riku: *Singing and dancing* Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the chicken!
The rubber chicken went to a High School dance. Everybody was doing the Waltz. They quickly changed to the Tango! The chicken didn't like that dance, so made one up on the spot. First, he started to do the robot. Second, break dancing. Then he combined those two and called it The Dance of the Rubber Chicken!
Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the rubber chicken!
The rubber chicken soon left. He hadn't liked the music. So he bought his own band! He mixed as much music as possible, and then created an original masterpiece!
Sora: *Joins in* Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the rubber chicken!
In just a few short months, the chicken had many fans. He made many songs. Stadiums across the world were sold out! He was a star!
Both: Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the rubber chicken!
Riku: But in all that time, no one saw that he was a rubber chicken. He knew that it was illegal for a rubber chicken to own a band. He had hoped that people would always think that he was a normal chicken! But then a hater found him out!
Everyone, including Wakka: Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the rubber chicken!
Sora: The chicken was sent to court. He admitted to breaking the law. He was sentenced to fifteen years in prison! But his fans paid for him to get out!
Everyone: Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the rubber chicken!
Riku: His fans made him a special case. The court let him back into the music business. Soon, the rubber chicken was selling albums!
Everyone: Rubber chicken. Rubber chicken. We all dance for the rubber chicken! Dance dance dance! Everyone's doing it so dance for the rubber chicken! Ruuuuuubbbbeeeeeerrrrrrrrr chicken!!
Sparks flew up from behind the stage that everyone was suddenly on. The rubber chicken was doing a cross between break dancing and the Robot, Riku was holding an electric guitar, Kairi had a tambourine, Wakka was on drums, Sora was chugging down coffee, Tidus had an electric triangle, and Selphie had a banjo.
Selphie: *Looks around* That was neat! We NEED to do that again sometime!
Riku grabs the rubber chicken by the neck and whacks wakka.
WHACK
Rubber chicken: Ow.
Riku: Hail to the rubber chicken!
Everyone else: O.o
Kairi: I think his trip around the world gave Riku some kind of brain problem. You know what this means, don't you?
Tidus: *Holding a digital camera* Blackmail if he ever gets better?
Wakka: Laugh at him until we burst?
Selphie: Drink Romance-aid?
Sora: *Sniff* Buy some deodorant? You could really use some.
Kairi: Well, I guess we could do all that. But tomorrow we need to bring him to a doctor. *Evil giggle of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* This will be fun!
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Western Master 3: Sorry about the short chapter. It's plot development.
Raccoon: foooooddddd..............
Western Master 3: We'll continue looking for food in a minute.
Raccoon: ^_^
Western Master 3: Question for Rocky and Bobo, what does vunderbar mean?
