We took turns writing this. (Duh) And it says who wrote what.

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[Ari]

Naruto glances at Sasuke. "I swear I didn't..."

"Yes, you did!" Sasuke yells for the millionth time.

"I DIDN'T BURN YOUR F***ING HOUSE DOWN!" Naruto yells, although he DID burn Sasuke house down. But he didn't want the black haired boy to kill him,

(Katie: Who would?)

(Hanna: Why did he do it, you ask? That's for your dirty mind to figure out!)

So... ya.

[Katie]

"Naruto..." Sasuke hissed menacingly, "ADMIT IT YOU ONORE!!!"

Sasuke tackled the younger boy, and pressed him forcefully to the ground.

(Katie: And he chooses option D!)

(Ari and Hanna: Yay!)

[Hanna]

"I know you did it. So you might as well admit it, no hard feelings..." Sasuke said, with a fake smile, his arm around Naruto's neck

"Ok, Ok, I did it!" Naruto reluctantly admitted.

Sasuke got a burst of rage, and tightened his grip on Sasuke's neck, so he was in a headlock.

"Owwwwww!!! Sasuke!! You said No hard fee..." But Sasuke drawing a kunai to Naruto's neck and roaring cut him off.

"WHY DID YOU DO IT?!?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Sasuke dropped to his knees, and started bawling like an idiotic baby. Naruto had to admit, seeing Sasuke like that, was pretty hilarious.

[Ari]

Naruto, then suddenly feeling sorry for him, kneels down next to him and pats his head.

(Katie: I can't read your writing! How do you expect me to type this?! It looked like 'parts his herd'!!! Gr-ness!)

Sasuke stops crying, and leans his head to Naruto's chest.

"Uhm... I-I'm sorry?" Naruto stuttered, a bit (A: Ok, a lot) scared.

He leans down. "No, really. You're scaring me."

Sasuke suddenly looks up, his eyes swollen, and...

BITES NARUTO'S NOSE OFF!!!

(Ari: Just kidding!)

(Katie: That was her idea, not ours!)

(Hanna: Yeah, we only agreed...)

What REALLY happened-

[Katie]

"Uhm... I-I'm sorry?" Naruto stuttered, a bit scared.

Sasuke leans in closer, and looks up, so his nose is straight with Naruto's.

He pressed his mouth to Naruto's hungrily, licking at the blond boy's lips, begging for entrance.

Naruto was about to comply and open his mouth, but Sasuke roughly pulled away.

"Where in the seven hell's did that come from?" Sasuke asked to no one in particular, kind of panicking at his burst of emotion.

Naruto blushed.

[Hanna]

"Ahem... forget that happened. I have no freakin' idea what got into me."

"Right... I guess Kakashi-sensei said your staying with me -since it's my fault- until the damage is repaired. We have to stay in the same room though, because there's not much room in the first place... But we each get a double bed." Explained Naruto, changing the subject.

"Whatever... I have to go think..." Said Sasuke.

"Are you gonna be ok?" Naruto asked nervously.

"Yeah... I think." And with that, Sasuke walked off.

While taking a walk, Sasuke thought to himself: 'ok, I'm stuck with Naruto for a LONG time. But, even though he's a dirty rotten HOUSE BURNER, he's been kinda sweet...'

[Ari]

Sasuke suddenly hunches over, bad thoughts running through his mind.

'NO!! Must... stop imaging Naruto nude! Must stop thinking about him altogether!' Sasuke thought furiously.

(Katie: Bad Sasuke! Bad Sasuke!)

(Ari: Good Sasuke! Good Sasuke!)

He 'angrily' gets up, and goes back to the house to explore.

He finds Naruto's room, in which his daydreams come true.

He opens the door, to find shirtless Naruto trying to get his pants on.

(Katie: Why? Ask Ari.)

'Aaaah... silky boxers... Joy...' He thinks.

[Katie]

Naruto then chose the time to turn around, he saw Sasuke, and began screaming profanities at him.

He dropped his pants, ran to Sasuke, and tried to shove him out, but Sasuke dodged, and Naruto went tumbling into the hallway, crashing forcefully into the opposite wall.

He groaned, and struggled to sit up, feeling a large bump forming on his head, and the blackness swallowing him...

[Hanna]

"Sasu...ke..." Naruto's body flops to the ground with a dull thump.

Sasuke just stared at Naruto for a few minutes, deciding what he should/could do...

Naruto was asleep.

In his boxers.

So what is he was bleeding a bit? (He would survive)

He looked so hot...

'No! Must not think dirty thoughts! Must not... Aw, heck.' Thought Sasuke, and he leaned down and kissed Naruto passionately, trying to slip his tongue between Naruto's parted lips.

Naruto awoke to find Sasuke leaning over him, panting for air, and yelled,

"You... PERVERT! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!"

[Ari]

Sasuke seems to come to his senses a bit later, and quickly leaves the room. Naruto hears the shower running, and decides (His more perverted side ^.~) to get Sasuke clean towels. He opens the bathroom door -arms full of fluffy towels- and the door slams shut behind him. He realizes to late what had happened.

"Crap..."

A totally naked Sasuke glared at him from behind the shower curtain -water still running- and says, "What did you just do?"

"It's locked."

[Katie]

Sasuke, forgetting he was naked, left the shower, ran to Naruto, and began strangling him.

"YOU" Shake. "IDIOT!" Larger shake.

Naruto doesn't care as much as he should have, because a naked Sasuke was shaking him!!

(Katie: would you have fought back? I don't think so!)

"Sasuke..." Naruto said after his brains began becoming scrambled eggs. (More then they were in the first place)

Sasuke looked himself up and down, yelped, and dodged behind the shower curtain.

"Ok dobe, what now?"

"DON'T CALL ME DOBE!"

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Katie: Ah! Yay! End chapter one! We wrote all of this (Except my last insert) around midnight to 2 am, so forgive us if it's stupid. It's supposed to be that way... Enjoy!

Unfortunately, the others are not here to comment today. Gomen.

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