[Hanna] "I can call you a dobe, because it's the truth."

"Oh really? Well then you're a... a...poo-head!" Sasuke rolled his eyes. Naruto was so immature; it was kinda cute, but pretty annoying.

"Ok, so can you like GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE SO I CAN GET DRESSED?" yelled Sasuke, still covering his *areas* with a towel.

"Umm...I CANT GET OUT, BAKA!!! We're locked in." Complained the secretly happy Naruto. "You'll just have to get dressed in front of me."

"I'd rather have my eyes plucked out by ravenous Koalas, but hey, it's my only choice. Now, gimme those clothes, I'm going to change BEHIND the shower curtain." Said Sasuke.

Naruto handed him the rumpled pile of clothes and he went behind the curtain. Unfortunately, the curtain was whitish, and Naruto could see 'outlines.' He found himself trying to peek around the curtain, and finally Sasuke came out to see Naruto trying to peek into the curtain.

Ok, this bathroom happened to be very small, so the two boys could just barely stand in it side by side without going into the shower. So when Sasuke came out and said "YOU PERVERT!! WHAT WERE YOU DOI...?"

Naruto and him bumped heads, 'accidentally' brushing lips.

[Ari] Sasuke's eyes widen. He jerks away. "Kuso! Why the hell did you do that?!"

Naruto glares at him. 'He's so cute when he's mad,' he thinks to himself. "I didn't mean to." "Sure."

Sasuke shoots a death glare at him and sits on the opposite side of the small room.

[Katie] Naruto sighed, and sat down on the edge of the sink. He kinda wished Sasuke would at LEAST strike up a conversation.

"So what are we going to do?" Sasuke asked suddenly.

Close enough.

"Dunno. YOU'RE the supposed genius. YOU figure something out."

Not really the best way to say 'Ashiteru'...

"Humph. Be that way..."

[Hanna] Sasuke and Naruto sat in serene silence for a moment, thinking about what to do. A minute or so later, Sasuke's face brightened and he exclaimed,

"Cookies!"

Naruto looked at him strangely, then Sasuke said, "We should bake cookies!!!!"

Naruto poked Sasuke's head and said, "What are you thinking, baka? In Here?!?!?!"

Sasuke looked crestfallen. "Oh...well, I'll bake you cookies later. Ah, the joy of cooking..."

Naruto slapped him lightly and said, "Come on, what are we REALLY going to do?"

[Ari] Sasuke sighs and closes his eyes.

"We're sitting in a bathroom. What is there to do?"

Naruto's face suddenly brightens and he jumps toward the cabinet, shoving Sasuke out of the way. He opens it and digs out a deck of cards. Sasuke looks oddly at him.

"You get bored in the bathroom and play cards with yourself?" Naruto nods. "There's no one else to play with."

[Katie] Sasuke sighs, gives in, and plays cards with Naruto.

About an hour later, Naruto got up to stretch for the millionth time.

He slipped on a puddle of water, crashed into the cursing Sasuke, and pushed him -accidentally- into the now dry tub, and was lying on top of him a minute later.

[Hanna] Before Sasuke could think, he tilted his head up and planted a kiss on Naruto's cheek. This shocked Naruto so much, he blacked out. [Lucky Sasuke.] Naruto's head dropped onto Sasuke and his body went limp. Sasuke thought frantically... he tried to fight his urges, but it couldn't last long. Soon he was slipping his tongue into the sleeping Naruto's mouth...

[Ari] Naruto wakes up a while later to find his shirt half way off. He looks around for Sasuke and finds him still in the bathtub, but as far away from Naruto as humanely possible.

"Sasuke?"

"What?"

"What did you do to me!?"

"... Nothing."

[Katie] 'Dangit...' Naruto thought.

He ignored Sasuke's smirk and instead walked over to the door. He kicked it fiercely, and began shoving Kunai in it in random places.

"OPEN SESAME!!"

Sasuke gazed at him uncertainly, with a bit of a hint of fear.

He was without doubt, insane.

[Hanna] Naruto continued to no avail for about an hour, trying various tactics to open the door (or rather, break it). Sasuke had grown tired of the boy's useless attacks, and gave himself up for stuck. Since there was no room on the floor because of Naruto, Sasuke sat down in the bathtub. Soon he felt himself drifting off....

[Katie] "Oi! Sasuke-CHAN!" Naruto yelled in the boy's ear a bit later. He started, and jumped quickly out of the bathtub. His clothes were ruffled, like Naruto's, and to the two people standing outside the door, they would have thought something went on.

"Sakura? Kakashi?" Sasuke asked.

"We came to see why you guys were so late for practice, and we heard Naruto killing the door, so I picked the lock." Kakashi said proudly. Sakura glowered.

"Actually, Kakashi-SENSEI, *I* picked the lock." Kakashi hung his head, and nodded.

Sakura then noticed the boys state. She did a double take between the two, and then gasped.

"What HAPPENDED?!" She asked in a panic that her Sasuke-kun had been taken away by... him.

[Ari] "We got locked in and we played cards!" Sasuke remains silent as Naruto rambles on.

The dark haired boy stands up; ignoring Sakura's stupid questions, and goes into Naruto's room.

[Hanna] (Katie: She's a pervert o.O) As Sasuke arrives in Naruto's room, he sees his first target...

Naruto's dresser.

'Perfect!'

He ran to it, pulled open the drawer, and immediately his jaw dropped.

It was full of boxers, whitie tighties, and...

THONGS?!

He lifted one up as if it was a dainty tissue.

He stared at it. It was a woman's small.

Suddenly, an idea came to mind.

He grabbed the stapler off Naruto's desk, and stapled it to the wall. He did one after another, and soon the walls were covered, and the dresser almost empty.

He noticed something at the bottom of the drawer.

He pulled it out, and it turned out to be a stack of pictures.

Of Naruto...

In a thong, striking a pose.

(Katie: Who took those?!)

The next ones were the same: Playboy Naruto.

"WHAT THE HECK?!" Screamed Sasuke, very upset.

They were scary, but he had to admit, Naruto looked good...

'EWWW! MUST GET THOUGHTS OF THAT OUT OF HEAD!!!' Sasuke screamed in his mind.

[Katie] "Sasuke?" Naruto began opening the door.

Sasuke jumped, looked at the thongs on the wall, and ran quickly to the door, standing in Naruto's way so he couldn't see.

"Yeah?"

"We're all going to dinner, you wanna come?"

"Uh, no... I'm ok." It was true, he wasn't hungry.

"Ok then, bye." And Naruto was gone. Sasuke heard the door slam, and, from the window, watched them all disappear around the corner a few moments later.

He sighed in relief, and forgot about the walls, as he noticed a small book on the trunk at the end of Naruto's bed. He picked it up, and opened it.

"Diary..." He whispered to the empty house.

He began reading...

Dear Diary,

You know, I was watching Sasuke sleep last night. He was really cute. I know, I shouldn't be saying that, but it's true. Really. Guess what he wears to bed?

(Katie: This was Hanna's idea!)

Red, silk, cheesecakes print boxers!!

I watched him sleep for a lot of last night. Did you know he talked in his sleep?

I knew what he was dreaming; he talked about most of it.

Rabid fan girls were chasing him.

It was weird. It seems in his dream, he ran here, to my house.

And we kissed.

That seems to be happening a lot lately, you know? He woke up a bit before I could get away, AND, to top it off, he saw me staring at him. To add to that, I had been drooling.

So, you know what Sasuke did? Turns out he was still asleep, he sat up, grabbed me, and pulled me down. He would have gotten me in the same bed, but I grabbed a pillow in a moment of panic, and he was left hugging that.

* * * * *

Katie: So, what do you think?

Hanna: We stayed at Alison's house last night, and we were all totally surprised that everyone thought it was so funny!

Katie: Yup! Made us happy! ^_____^ Yeah, so, please review!

Also, sorry Alison isn't here, we have a good excuse!

Uhm... great I forgot. Happens all the time, no big deal!