~Kurochan:Sooooo this is the second part with any luck it won't stink too badly....

*Nekochan:Even though we doubt it....

~Kurochan:Please enjoy this...erm...

*Nekochan:Horrible attempt at funniness?

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~...IN MAKAI ...

"ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!HIEIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!"

"Hehehee..." Hiei snickered in a nearby bush,he decided to take a break from the job in his room to do a little prank.

"WHEN I FIND THAT LITTLE RUNT....!!! MY HAIR'S PURPLE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!"

"Achoo!" perfect timing for a sneeze,just perfect...

'Stupid body.' thought Hiei frowning down at it.

"Aha." said Mukuro incinerating the rose bushes with a madwoman smile on her face.

"Hi Mukuro....It really doesn't look THAT bad." said Hiei feigning innocence.

"Die Hiei." Mukuro raised her weapon high above her head.

Hiei ran.Mukuro ran behind him...with...a...broom...screaming like a banshee.The guards watched as short heir and purple-haired master ran around the courtyard.One laughing his head off the other raving mad.'Perfect discipline my behind' they thought.

Gendo,master of artillery shook his head,he knew it was just 'one of those days'.

...BACK TO NINGENKAI GYM CLASS...

"Ok! Boys and Girls! I'm your substitute teacher for Gym today...." It was the Mad Teacher.

'This is the day from hell...' thought Kurama sighing.'I shouldn't have woken up...'

//Bad luck follows you in the afterlife no matter what...must remember that//

"Well boys today you are gonna play dodge ball... but different..." he finished giving Kurama a glare.

Kurama smiled at him and thought:'Nut' for the second time that day.

//What an ass.//

"This class is everyone against Ku---Shuuichi...."

"WHAT?! You can't do this teacher!!! Not today!"

"Well Minnamino what's so different today from other days?" he said glancing what he thought as slyly. To Kurama he looked as he was suffering from indigestion.

//Or diarrhea//

"I...mmm..." Kurama's right eye was twitching,again.

//Tell him where he can stick those balls up...//

"OK! Get your butts in gear!" the teacher said.

They all stood in a line with Kurama cornered against the wall.Now he really, REALLY wished he hadn't awoken today.He sent a quick prayer to Inari-sama and hoped for the best.The "wacko" blew the whistle and the nightmare started....

"Think fast Minnamino!!!"

...LATER...

Kurama groaned as he dragged himself into the locker room.The pain was unbearable.He needed to train more....

"Whoa Minnamino, you don't look so hot..."

//No shit...//

"I'm alright Genki,I'm just slightly tired."

//TIRED?! EXHAUSTED IS MORE LIKE IT!!!!//

'Oh be quiet it's not like if you did anything!'

//Humph!//

"Well...Minnamino I was wondering if today...."

Genki was cut off by the sound of stampeding teenage neanderthals.

"Man,Minnamino that was an awesome performance out there,those flips were awesome...."

"Yeah it was like watching a ballerina or something..."

"Or something...." muttered Kurama.

"What?"

"Oh,nothing..."

Kurama was taking off his shirt when he was suddenly pinned from behind.

'Oh for the love of...'

//What IS this guy's mayor malfunction?!Does he want me to sleep with him or something??//

"Aha!!! Legendary Kurama!!! I have you now!!!"

It was the Mad Professor(~If you hadn't guessed by now...).Kurama was seriously considering killing the nuisance,or getting him fired... which ever was easier.Personally he was leaning toward the former.By now all the boys were staring at Minnamino and the teacher.Of course Kurama was spared the embarrassment by the shirt covering his face.

//Whenever you decide to kill him...let me do it//

"Students!!! I shall now prove that THIS,"he said pointing at Kurama, "The one you know as Minnamino Shuuichi,IS the Legendary Youko Kurama!!! Follow me to the truth!!!"

The Madman dragged Kurama out of the locker rooms with nothing more than the infamous teddy bear underwear.Some girls were already outside because their gym class ended earlier than the boys,but anyways...

"Come girls!!! And be part of the truth that you were forbidden to know!!!!" the teacher spewed.

Kurama was hearing all of this and hoping beyond hope that the teacher didn't just say girls.The girls weren't allowed in the boy's locker room so...'Aw crap.' Kurama's face flushed scarlet as he realized where he was.'I really shouldn't have gotten up today.'

//Told you to stay home...//

"Here is the truth!!!!" Said the professor pointing at Kurama's back.

All the students blinked.

"'Scuse me teach,but what the hell are you pointing at?" asked Janice.

"The beauty mark on his back, the same place Youko Kurama had it..."

"I also have one on my butt did Kurama have one there?" said a muffled voice from under him.

"Well, only one of his many lovers would know that," answered the teacher completely missing the sarcasm in Kurama's voice,"The one who stayed the longest,Kuronoe.It is said that Kurama set a trap that eventually killed him...." he was interrupted as he was most unceremonially heaved off by Kurama.

"Kurama DID NOT kill Kuronoe! Kuronoe saved him and gave HIS life up!!!"

"B-but the bamboo..." blubbered the teacher.

"Inari-sama! It might have been a plant but the hell if I placed that trap!! We went into the goddamn tomb stole an ancient artifact of some sort and somewhere in the process the traps were set off! As we ran to the exit,I twisted my stupid ankle! Kuronoe came back and helped me up!! We thought we were out of range of any trap so we rested...All of a sudden I felt a tremor and Kuronoe heaved me to a side mean whiles he got all...shishcabobbed....THAT'S what happened...Kurama did not kill his one and only friend." Kurama said this fast and choked at the last part,tears coming to his eyes.

"And what about his body?" asked Amy quietly.

"He said to leave him there,to go make something out of myself,to live,and to never forget him..." said Kurama solemnly.

"How did y-Kurama die?" asked Mikoni.

"Well after that I spent years wandering.I never stayed at a place for more than two days.Never spoke to a person more than it took me to steal something.I was obviously wanted,everywhere.I was dumb enough...no scratch that...I was depressed enough...I just waltzed into a tavern sat down,no disguise no nothing, and asked for some sake.A bounty hunter,from the Inu-hito tribe,..."

"A dog person?" asked Karina.

"Hai,I loathe dogs.I'm a fox after all...Anywho,to make a long story short.He attacked me.I ran.My heart wasn't in it but,I remembered my promise to Kuronoe,that I would live.That was the only thing that fueled me to go on.He,his name was Taki,how weird is THAT a dog named after something with water...anyways he attacked,I parried,we did the fighting thing...he stabbed me I died.End of story."

"And how did you revive?" asked Yokoshima.

"Well," said Kurama smirking his eyes flashing gold,"Koenma is an idiot.He has a bunch of Oni's working for him right? And if one,just one paper was misplaced,it would create total havoc and everybody would be too busy looking for the paper and placing the blame to care about a wondering soul..."

"What did you do?" asked Genki.

Kurama gave him a toothy grin,a sorta mischievous evil one.His eyes flashed golden and was gone a half a second later."Let's say, that someone opened a window on a very windy day..."

"Ohhh, harsh..." said Jason.

"Nah,accurate.Mean whiles everyone was shitting a brick crossway I slipped into the Ningenkai.Walked around trying to find a woman to be born from.I walked alot.None of them were...perfect enough.Too fat.Too thin.Too hairy.What not.I was going to give up,go back and go to hell.But then I saw Shiori."

"What attracted you to her?" asked Pete.

"Her Smile."

"What?!" they all exclaimed unbelieving.

"I know it sounds silly but it captivated me.She had the most warm smile...I never had a mother ya' know she left me to die...when I saw that smile I felt that that was a smile that a mother should have.I followed her.She wasn't perfect.Not at all what I had in mind.Too humble.Too quiet.I wanted someone almost as perfect as me and rich.So I could be born beautiful and pampered."

"Well you were modest." laughed Rei.

Kurama laughed,wind chimes."Yes I was.So I was about to go and look for someone else when she did something that made me decide she was the one."

"What? What'd she do?" asked Steven.By now everyone was leaning forward.

"She..."

"So!" shouted the teacher,"You admit that you ARE the Legendary Youko Kurama!!!"

Kurama blinked.Looked around and realized what he was doing and what he was wearing.He blushed and tried to cover the underwear with his shirt.

"Sorry." he said as he dashed into the locker rooms.

"Nice going teach."said Karina standing up.

"Just when it was getting to the good part too..." whined Jason.

"You can save your thanks for later when I DESTROOOOOOOYYYY the creature of EEEEEEVIL."

"Whatever dude." said Genki walking back to the the locker room with the rest of the boys.

...MAKAI IN A HALLWAY IN MUKURO'S CASTLE...

"Hiei? Honey,it's time for your tutoring...Hiei dear...Hun...love of my li..." said Mukuro knocking.

"Go sit on a tack Mukuro" said Hiei on the other side of the door.

"HIEI YOU SHORT EMBARRASSING EXCUSE FOR A PERSON!!! GET YOU SKINNY PALE JAPANESE DEMON ASS OUT HERE!!!"

"Leave me 'lone."

"HIEI, YOU DON'T COME OUT THIS INSTANT I WILL DESTROY YOU AND ALL YOUR SPAWN OF EVIL!!!"

"No."

"THAT'S IT YOU PUNY LITT'L IMP YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!"

The door creaked open...

"You know it's hard for me to think of you as threatening when you're holding a plunger and have a face mask on.Ramen?" he offered as he ate.

"......you...will...now...Dieeee..." she said her eyes narrowing dangerously.

"Awww come on who ya kidding? You ain't gonna kill me..." he placed his bowl on the table in his room where it promptly disappeared,"Please you said it yourself...I'm too cute to kill." Hiei said smirking.

"That's just camouflage.You're using the same thing babies do!!!" she screamed at his retreating back.

"Whatever." he said walking off and waving at her.

Hiei walked down to the dungeons where his teacher, a wood Nymph, awaited him.This particular wood nymph was male.Yeah, a MALE nymph.Not that Hiei could say anything,he was a male ice MAIDEN after all.He loathed these classes he found no use in them.Most of them were preposterous like for example: ADDING what's THAT useful for? Hiei snorted and shook his head...this tutoring thing was a waste of his time and of Mukuro's money.He finally reached the dungeon door he was looking for and sighed. 'Well here goes nothing...'

"Ah Master Hiei! It is a pleasure to see you again." said the nymph looking at him with its large innocent green eyes.He licked his lips and rubbed his hands together.

"Hello Maxiom." Hiei said shivering at the predatory look Maxiom was giving him.He had already told Mukuro that if he was lost in a "strange" sort of manner to go after this guy first.He reminded Hiei of that guy in the movie that Kurama took him to see over at Genkai's...He could never remember the name.. Ah yes, 'Silence of the Lambs.'.Maxiom reminded him of Hannibal.

"Well Master Hiei,today we are going to touch a special subject."

"Touch?" asked Hiei his eyes shinning showing interest.One thing he liked about this guy is that Maxiom always brought the coolest animals and specimens Hiei had EVER seen.

"I'm sorry Master Hiei, but this time it isn't erm...an tangible object..."

"Oh." Hiei visibly deflated.

"I shall bring that later."

"Perfect!!" Hiei smiled.He didn't even try to mask it.He was giddy with excitement.

"Ok today we're going to be doing some theory on an subject you already must know a whole lot on."

"Philosophy?"

"No...well.."

"Chemistry?"

"Sort of..."

"Science?"

"Well it comes in somewhere.Now be quiet so I can explain.It's S-sex Ed. Class." Maxiom said,eye twitching.

"....Sex...I've heard about that somewhere..."

Maxiom stared at Hiei his eyes bugged out and mouth wide open.

"You ARE joking aren't you master?"

"...Ah yes! Now I remember the Fox told me about it sort of..."

"Um...well tell me what you know..."

"Well see,a girl has to dig a hole right? and then she fills it with water when she does that she gets wet, and that's what the guys want the girl to do.Then you go and get the hardest stick you can find and I guess it has to be hollow because you have to put tadpoles in it so that when you stick it in the hole they come out.Then you have to stick it in and out over and over.And you have to put it in really deep until all the tadpoles come out.That's it."

"Well Master Hiei that is erroneous see t-the boy has a um...part" said Maxiom getting flustered, "and the girl has another."

Maxiom looked up into Hiei red eyes and his light brown cheeks flushed.He tried to continue but,his mouth and his brain were not in coordination.Hiei leaned back and took off his shirt frowning at a hole that Mukuro had made at the back of it in a blind rage.

"S-see men have p-pleasure spots...."

"Pleasure spots?"

Maxiom nodded.

"Do you have any?"

Maxiom nodded.

"Can I touch one of them?"

Maxiom nodded.

"Where are they?"

(~Guess what?)Maxiom nodded.(~Exactly)

"Hm...you want me to find 'em huh?" Hiei smirked.

Hiei leaned over the desk and placed one hand on the Maxiom's nape.Moving Maxiom's long white hair out of his way.

"Is this one?" Hiei asked innocently.

Maxiom was in Lala land.Maxiom nodded.

Hiei slid his hand down Maxiom's spine staring into his eyes.He set his hand on the base of the spine where Maxiom's tail came out.Maxiom was in heaven and his brain was mush.Hiei placed some pressure there and Maxiom moaned.Maxiom's face went the color of a ripe tomato,his nose started bleeding and he fainted.Hiei blinked.He got up from his chair and headed to his room shrugging and shaking his head.

'Why do they DO that?'That had been the exact same way Kurama had gotten when he was explaining sex to Hiei.'I mean I didn't even punch him and his nose started bleeding.'He reached his room and headed inside still thinking about this strange phenomenon.

...NINGENKAI KURAMA'S LOCKER ROOM....

Kurama was berating himself over and over as he quickly put on his clothes,'I am an IDIOT!! Stupid, stupid,stupid.Kurama baka!'

Kurama banged his head on the open locker.

"Ow."

'Inari what did I deserve for this?What did I DO?!'

//Other than Pillaging,stealing,raping,murder and torture?//

'That was YOU not me!'

//Oh and lying don't forget lying!!//

'Shut up!'

//You most certainly did not shut up when you were spouting our past...//

'Oh yeah sorry about that,I lost myself....'

//No kidding..//

'It was a mistake for Inari's sake!!!'

//Stupid one...//

'Well,I'm not perfect and neither are you!'

//Who's says I'm not perfect?//

'Fft if you are perfect I'd hate to see someone who isn't'

//That'd be YOU!//

'Why you...'

"Minnamino? You ok?"

Minnamino turned to meet face to face with Genki.

"Hm.I'm fine why do you ask?"

"Well,um...you started moving your arms and making funny expressions and I'll never swear this in front of a judge but I thought I saw you sprout ears and start licking your wrist...."

"Um...I was practicing...."

//See there ya' go lying again..//

'Shut up!'

"For what we don't have a play or anything..."

"Um..."

//Think you idiot think!//

'Well you aren't saying anything that helps!'

"Well never mind,see I wanted to ask you something earlier...." said Genki sitting beside Kurama.

"Ahh yes,what was it about?" said Kurama relieved to be off the subject.

Kurama stared at Genki as minutes passed.He stared and stared and stared and stared.

//What is up with this guy?!It's been five minutes already!//

'Be quiet I've known Genki for years he's a very sweet guy.If he takes this long its bound to be something important'

//His Granma better be dead or something...//

'You are SO mean!'

They waited some more but after ten minutes even Kurama was impatient.He had to go home and finish his gifts.But he really didn't want to be rude to his oldest friend so...

"Excuse me Genki,but what is it that...." he was interrupted by Genki mumbling something."Sorry,but I wasn't able to hear you..."

Genki stared at Kurama with fear in his eyes.He stayed like that for a while and then seemed to muster up his courage.

"I said:'Would you go out on a date with me.'"

'Crap'

//Ditto...//

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~Kurochan:Sooooooo dija all like it? Thank goodness for spellcheck!

*Nekochan:Remember,the road to happiness is paved with reviews...