-The lovely Parody- - - - - The doors to the library sung open; a song rang out from a radio far, far away: I'm too sexy for my shirt; to sexy for my shirt. so sexy it hurts A tall silver blonde teen stood between the doors, robes flung over his shoulder, his white shirt untucked from his pants and his sweater vest. "Hello ladies, I'm Draco Malfoy, I'm tall, Blonde, single.and irresistible to women." He looked to his right then looked forward with a smile that could knock-em-dead. He strutted his stuff by a table of girls who faint instantly; he walked in twirled around, and then gave them the thumbs up of a life time. He walked by a red headed girl, who was reading a book, he picked it up: "Oliver Twist- good book that's rich in love about a poor boy gone wrong." He said cracking a smile at the end of the sentence, he whirled around to see the girl. "Hey- Ginny Weasley, a fiery red head who usually stars in fan fics with me as my love interest who I usually fall in love with in five short chapters. She enjoys long walks on the beach and star lit dinners at America's Tavern on the Green in New York. Although she can't afford a new robe, her many male fans shower her with gifts." He said as if she was being showcased, all the while she smiled and struck poses while making occasional "kiss lips" at various guys in the library. "So, Ginny." he said as the music faded into nothing "would you like to walk with me?" She looked at him and cracked a smile and said "Sure" All of a sudden all the students in the library jumped up and quickly arranged the desks into a catwalk; they started their walk when out of no where the song starts again: I'm too sexy for my shirt...... Cameras appear out of no where; taking pictures of the walking duo, as Madam Pince hops onto her desk with a Microphone and starts the commentary: "There they are Brittan's favorite Magical duo. Draco is wearing Gucci, Prada and Armani; Ginny is wearing various designs by Vesachi, and Gucci shoes. Oh just look at them!" she said with much love in her voice. Harry, Dean, Seamus, and Neville rush to the side of the catwalk yelling: "Ginny! I Love You!" or "Marry Me Ginny!" Neville screamed "I want to have your baby- Ginny!!!" Draco had girls fainting all over the place, "Oh- DRACO!"

Then Draco turned to Ginny, all of a sudden it was black and white and Draco said: "Lets Get Outa here." "I'd like that." Then they road off into the sun set with sappy old western music.

No animals, catwalks or very expensive shoes were harmed in the making of this piece. The makers would like to thank: J.K. Rowling- for the use of her brilliant people Right said Fred- for "I'm too Sexy" Three to Tango- for the stealing of your ending lines in your movie. "I own nothing" Manson

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