Hey again fellow obsessers! Here is chappie Two!
Disclaimer: No me own-ee. If I did would I be writing fanfiction? Didn't think so.
Now when we last left the pathetic lil HoleDiggers and Company, the Hogwarts personel had just left the chat room for tea! *coughcough*
LeezerdH8ter: wait a tic.. I've been thinking
RulrOvDiggers: this isn't good. EVERYBODY FIND A HOLE!
Luver_Ov_Acorns: really? I didn't think mudpeople thought!
Fowl_Plotter has entered the room
Fowl_Plotter: really holly? I thought working beside a genius would have taught u that much! But I guess I overestimated u. as always
Luver_Ov_Acorns: U R SO GONNA PAY U PASTY FACED MUD WEASEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flirt_n'_Fire: GET 'IM! GO SIC 'IM! SIC 'IM! Need a gun?
Luver_ov_Acorns: woa.. Hoo is this crazy gal?
RulrOvDiggers: we dunno 4 sure, but we're pretty certain it's Mr. Sir!
SeedSucker: WUT U SAY BOY!?
RulrOvDiggers: uhhh. nvm!
Leezerdh8ter: *pout* I've been trying to say something now 4. how long?
SeedSucker: extra hole 4 u 2morra x-ray!
RulrOvDiggers: caveman.. Extra hole 4 u 2morra!
Leezerdh8ter: BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!
RulrOvDiggers: DIG MY HOLE OR I KICK YER ASS!!!!
Leezerdh8ter: put it that way.. U need rescueing zero?
HoleyMoley: I AIN'T DIGGIN NO MORE HOLES! NONONONONONONO. wait I mean sure! Bwa hahaha SPLOOSH! *keels over as if dead* Leezerdh8ter: aw well. I'll go get 'im anyways
Leezerdh8ter has left the room
RulrOvDiggers: c every1 just luvs me! He's gonna kill himself 4 me!
HoleyMoley: *from ground * ya think? *Giggle* hee hee hee my sploosh!
KillerNails has entered the room
KillerNails: ya no wut Sir, yer fallin' back on the job! U JUST LET 2 OV R SLAVES GET AWAY!
HoleyMoley: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! We're all gonna die! We're all just gonna sit out here diggin holes till we ROT!!!!! And then, and then the BALROGS will come and we will all like go up in FLAMES! And after that, after that *gasping for breath* SLAGAR will come and we will all like DIG for Malkaris! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Fowl_Plotter: wut r u ON?!?
HoleyMoley: *giggle* yummy sploosh. good sploosh. sploosh will save us..
Fowl_Plotter: HEY I READ THAT BOOK!!!!! Holes right?
KillerNails: hoo r u? well hooeva u r START DIGGIN!
HoleyMoley: bad holes! O0o0o0o c the pretty fireworks! Skip threw the tulips.
Fowl_Plotter: if I remember correctly, in that book those peaches were from the 1800s!!!!!! wait a tic, something's not right!. I've been thinking.
Leezerdh8ter: u've noticed wut's wrong with this picture too?!?!?!
FowlPlotter: yeah. *glares* zero . . .
Leezerdh8ter: ZERO U CAN'T READ!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE HELL R U WRITING????????????????
HoleyMoley: *quickly changing subject* really? We're in a book? Cool! hey look at that it's barfbag!
RattlerReaper has entered the room
RattlerReaper: hey zero wut's up man?
HoleyMoley: ta haha sploosh, sploosh sploosh everywhere!
RulrOvDiggers: BARFBAG!?!?!?!?!?!?! YER DEAD DUDE! Oh well hoo cares DIG MY HOLE!
RattlerReaper: *coughcough* well, uuuhhh. this guy in pink robes kinda pointed this stick thing at me and.. Uhh.
DumbDork has entered the room
DumbDork: that "guy in pink robes with the funny stick" was Voldemort dear boy! *thunder and lightning*
HoleyMoley: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
look it's a hole! (not energetic enough to make my shovel)
anyways yeah how was it? Pleaz let us know and if something just isn't clicking for you, tell us and we'll clear things up next chappie!
HoleyMoley: NOW REVIEW! Come on make us depressed hole-diggers happy. . . you know you feel sorry for us!
Ok you heard the Mole! Thanks!
3 the Obsessives
Disclaimer: No me own-ee. If I did would I be writing fanfiction? Didn't think so.
Now when we last left the pathetic lil HoleDiggers and Company, the Hogwarts personel had just left the chat room for tea! *coughcough*
LeezerdH8ter: wait a tic.. I've been thinking
RulrOvDiggers: this isn't good. EVERYBODY FIND A HOLE!
Luver_Ov_Acorns: really? I didn't think mudpeople thought!
Fowl_Plotter has entered the room
Fowl_Plotter: really holly? I thought working beside a genius would have taught u that much! But I guess I overestimated u. as always
Luver_Ov_Acorns: U R SO GONNA PAY U PASTY FACED MUD WEASEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flirt_n'_Fire: GET 'IM! GO SIC 'IM! SIC 'IM! Need a gun?
Luver_ov_Acorns: woa.. Hoo is this crazy gal?
RulrOvDiggers: we dunno 4 sure, but we're pretty certain it's Mr. Sir!
SeedSucker: WUT U SAY BOY!?
RulrOvDiggers: uhhh. nvm!
Leezerdh8ter: *pout* I've been trying to say something now 4. how long?
SeedSucker: extra hole 4 u 2morra x-ray!
RulrOvDiggers: caveman.. Extra hole 4 u 2morra!
Leezerdh8ter: BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!
RulrOvDiggers: DIG MY HOLE OR I KICK YER ASS!!!!
Leezerdh8ter: put it that way.. U need rescueing zero?
HoleyMoley: I AIN'T DIGGIN NO MORE HOLES! NONONONONONONO. wait I mean sure! Bwa hahaha SPLOOSH! *keels over as if dead* Leezerdh8ter: aw well. I'll go get 'im anyways
Leezerdh8ter has left the room
RulrOvDiggers: c every1 just luvs me! He's gonna kill himself 4 me!
HoleyMoley: *from ground * ya think? *Giggle* hee hee hee my sploosh!
KillerNails has entered the room
KillerNails: ya no wut Sir, yer fallin' back on the job! U JUST LET 2 OV R SLAVES GET AWAY!
HoleyMoley: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! We're all gonna die! We're all just gonna sit out here diggin holes till we ROT!!!!! And then, and then the BALROGS will come and we will all like go up in FLAMES! And after that, after that *gasping for breath* SLAGAR will come and we will all like DIG for Malkaris! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Fowl_Plotter: wut r u ON?!?
HoleyMoley: *giggle* yummy sploosh. good sploosh. sploosh will save us..
Fowl_Plotter: HEY I READ THAT BOOK!!!!! Holes right?
KillerNails: hoo r u? well hooeva u r START DIGGIN!
HoleyMoley: bad holes! O0o0o0o c the pretty fireworks! Skip threw the tulips.
Fowl_Plotter: if I remember correctly, in that book those peaches were from the 1800s!!!!!! wait a tic, something's not right!. I've been thinking.
Leezerdh8ter: u've noticed wut's wrong with this picture too?!?!?!
FowlPlotter: yeah. *glares* zero . . .
Leezerdh8ter: ZERO U CAN'T READ!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW THE HELL R U WRITING????????????????
HoleyMoley: *quickly changing subject* really? We're in a book? Cool! hey look at that it's barfbag!
RattlerReaper has entered the room
RattlerReaper: hey zero wut's up man?
HoleyMoley: ta haha sploosh, sploosh sploosh everywhere!
RulrOvDiggers: BARFBAG!?!?!?!?!?!?! YER DEAD DUDE! Oh well hoo cares DIG MY HOLE!
RattlerReaper: *coughcough* well, uuuhhh. this guy in pink robes kinda pointed this stick thing at me and.. Uhh.
DumbDork has entered the room
DumbDork: that "guy in pink robes with the funny stick" was Voldemort dear boy! *thunder and lightning*
HoleyMoley: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
look it's a hole! (not energetic enough to make my shovel)
anyways yeah how was it? Pleaz let us know and if something just isn't clicking for you, tell us and we'll clear things up next chappie!
HoleyMoley: NOW REVIEW! Come on make us depressed hole-diggers happy. . . you know you feel sorry for us!
Ok you heard the Mole! Thanks!
3 the Obsessives
