AAAAANNNNNDDDDD . . . the Church is back! *creepy victory dance resembling scorpion having seizure* BWA HA HA HA prepare yerself for more hyper- activating!

Disclaimor: I own nothing. HoleyMoley: Talk about quick and to the point! *more sploosh. . . yummy*

THANKS TO ALL MY DEAR REVIEWERS! You don't understand how bright a review makes our day! :-)

Celestra: OMG never try to separate Zero from his precious sploosh! I've tried and ended up on the operating table with a shovel imbedded in my head. *pout* Hee hee hee thanks, yes go me! *runs around in sqaures* Gr I hate it when my computer is down. I can only pray to the high almighty thumb for it to get fixed so you can write your ficcy! *hops in anticipation* Thanks so much for the great TWO reviews *shudders in excitement. . . omg I got 2 from the same person!!!!* well, as you can see I have obeyed the shovel and updated! If truth be told it was yer reviews that got me to! THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH! *hands Celestra some sploosh*

Steph: glad you like it!

Shae Elvin Heart (sp?): *fluffs a highly disgruntled Mole's hair* hee hee hee poofy! How do you know when X-ray's birthday is? Ha I remember in the book when Ziggy thought it was his birthday and was running around driving everyone nuts about it. . . hee hee hee

Artemis Fowl II: alrighty everyone did you just hear this guy try and tell me to calm down?!?! *laughs at reviewers cluelessness* sorry pal, never try to make me calm down. It's a losing battle! Thanks for the review though!

Lizzard: wow! Glad you liked it so much! :-) (shudder) ew just don't name yerself after those devilish lizards. . . they are gonna be the death of us all I just know it!

Ellis McGuinn: Aw. . . my first reviewer *tear* Lol yeah, lots of peeps kinda missed something. A big something at that. That's why we devided the thing up and made it shorter. Hopefully you'll get it this time. Thanks!

Eh, Man: ok, this is weird. I got a review from you in my mail box but it never showed up! *Shrugs* oh well thanks a load anyways! *chorus of agreement from animals* ok wow man feel loved those guys are very rarely positive, as you probably know all too well! *wink* well considering I bug u like at least 10 times a day as it is, I won't say much here. THANK YOU SO MUCH THOUGH!

Alrighty then thanks again! If yer reading and not reviewing, all the lil diggers want you to review cause they are feeling depressed, cause stanley is really taking his time finding that treasure!

Here's chappie three! Have fun!

HoleyMoley: yer all nuts. . . *continues doing the Macarena* Wut the hell is taking Stanley so long? Bwa ha ha more sploosh!

Fowl_Plotter: crazy people. I'm surrounded by crazy people

Luver_ov_Acorns: wow genius boy. u only just figured that out?

SqrlyStarCarLifter has entered the room

SqrlyStarCarLifter: *twitch twitch* cars.. Cars... CARS...

Fowl_Plotter: OH PLEAZ SOMEONE SAVE ME!

Luver_Ov_Acorns: hee hee hee. I can do that! Must go find Foaly.

Luver_Ov_Acorns has left the room

MightyOnion has entered the room

HoleyMoley: OMG AAAAAAAAAAAGH!

RulrOvDiggers: wut? Or is it just that sploosh playing tricks on ya?

HoleyMoley: THE DEAD GUY UNDER THE BOAT W/ ME JUST CAME TO LIFE AND HE HAS A LAPTOP!

RulrOvDiggers: OMG!

HoleyMoley: tell me about it, that laptop's better than mine!!!! :'-(

RulrOvDiggers: -_-

MightyOnion: I can fix that.

Flirt_n'_Fire: SAMMY BOY!

MightyOnion: omg quick someone hide me Kate's comin!

RulrOvDiggers: kate? Kissin kate? OMG AAAAAAAAAAAGH! Make room under that boat zero! *runs head long into desert*

Flirt_n'_Fire: come on sammy. let's u and me find a nice. quiet hole. just u and me. in the dark.

MightyOnion: help! Quick afro-kid do something!

HoleyMoley: HELP STANLEY!

KillerNails: HAHA! He can't help u now! U 2 r just gonna sit out there and rot!

HoleyMoley: *breaks down and sobs*

SeedSucker: there r plenty of holes 2 choose from.

HoleyMoley: *shudder*

Scare_the_Kids has entered the room

Scare_the_Kids: o0o0o0o0o0o can I play?

HoleyMoley: grrrrrr. *starts twirling shovel like a sword*

SqrlyStarCarLifter: *twitchtwitch* cars. O_o

SeedSucker: well, that's 3 down in one day!

KillerNails: good work troops!

Scare_the_Kids: really? Another one left?

Flirt_'n_Fire: yeah I scared one off. y is everyone scared of me? *applies more lipstick* oh onion boy!

MightyOnion has left the room

HoleyMoley: thank god he's dead again! Bwa ha ha sploosh! HIGH ON SPLOOSH! HIGH ON SPLOOSH! Crack is a very good thing!

Flirt_n'_Fire: WUT!?! HOW'D U GUESS MY SECRET INGREDIANT?!?!?!?!?!

HoleyMoley: *cackles and runs in pentigons*

Scare_The_Kids: I thought people usually ran it circles, oh well what gives

Flirt_n'_Fire: o0o0o0oo0o0o I will KISS U!!!!!

HoleyMoley: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! STANLEY 4 SHOVELS SAKE HURRY UP!