Hi again people! OK who here has finished OotP? Cause I have and am officially in deep depression. BURN VEILS!!!!!! THEY ARE EVAL! Ok shutting up now.

THANK YOU WONDERFUL REVIEWERS! *runs around distributing cookies and air rifles with which you can shoot holes in veils!*

Celestra: *bounces excitedly* ok ok, name the shovel! um. . . Snignet the Unstopable! (don't ask, your healthier this way) hee hee hee I think I might still be under the influence. . . OF SPLOOSH! *hops* what's your shovel's name zero? HoleyMoley: I dunno. . . Knarl the Killer! Why a knarl? HoleyMoley: cause they resemble hedgehogs and that's the closest I could get to a mole! Whatever makes you feel good zero. . . well anyways I can't wait for your stories to get up and thank you so much for the pretty review! *strokes review, which I have decided resembles a Puffskein*

Man: the ever faithful man-who-is-an-authoress *giggles in disturbing fashion* woa that was a long review *reads review* AGH typoes should die! *shudder* Leezerdh8ter: what you do now *reads and faints* Heh heh I meant stan the man *shudder* if I could type my life would be easier Huggles are a cure for sploosh addicts huh? Why am I not buying this? ;-)

HoleyMoley: HA you heard her you are no longer allowed to make fun of my reading skills! Leezerd8ter: lack of reading skills you mean *snigger* HoleyMoley: *runs to man expecting huggles* Uh, yeah. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PRETTY REVIEW! *huggles for kate and lynne!*

Ok now friends, read, review, get on with your life. If I knew how to do italics the term "review" in that phrase would be stressed! HERE IT IS!

KillerNails: anyways moving on. that hair ZigZag. it's so. adorable! *squeals*

Zip_Zig_Zag: *breaks into a sweat* H-h-hey Barfbag?

RattlerReaper: *laughing insanely* yeah?

Zip_Zig_Zag: pleaz tell me u took my idea and gave some sploosh to the warden?

RattlerReaper: *falls off chair in mirth* nope. sorry!

KillerNails: COME ON HONEY. PUCKER UP!!!!

Zip_Zig_Zag: THERE BETTER BE PLENTY OF ROOM UNDER THAT BOAT ZERO!!!!!!!!

Zip_Zig_Zag has left the room

KillerNails: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SWEETHEART COME BACK!

Scare_the_Kids: YES another one down! High fives all around!

SeedSucker: . and a kiss from me 2 u!

Scare_the_Kids: STOP SINGING, I BEG U! is everyone here related to that kate person? First the warden, now mr. Sir!

HoleyMoley: look it's stanley! HE FOUND ME! I'M SAVED!

Leezerdh8ter has re-entered the room

Leezerdh8ter: told u I'd save ya zero! And plus now x-ray won't kill me!

HoleyMoley: *cackles* let's celebrate. with some sploosh!

Leezerdh8ter: *grabs jar* cheers!

RulrOvDiggers: hey guys! Give me some! And while yer at it DIG MY HOLE!

Leezerdh8ter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

HoleyMoley: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! NONONONONONONO!

RulrOvDiggers: BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

HoleyMoley: *passes out*

Leezerdh8ter: 2 BIG THUMB! *flings zero onto shoulders like sack of patatoes*

HoleyMoley: *wakes up* ow. YAY PIGGY BACK! Weeeeeeeee! Faster faster!

Leezerdh8ter: *stops dead* piggies. the curse. AAAAAAGH! *runs around like druggie poodle*

SeedSucker: all the pretty purple piggies in their pink wiggies wiggle there toesies and.

Scare_the_Kids: wait for me ZigZag! *charges into desert but falls into hole*

KillerNails: OH NO U DON'T! u have 2 stay here and torture children with me!

Scare_the_Kids: ok fine u talked me into it!

Luver_Ov_Acorns: *puts feet up on desk* this is even more entertaining than yer world domination video games Foaly!

HorsePower: *downing numerous bags of popcorn* yer right. 4 once I have to admit defeat!

HoleyMoley: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Fun fun! Giddy-up horsie!

Zip_Zig_Zag has re-entered the room

Zip_Zig_Zag: *under boat* hey x-ray where r caveman and zero?

RulrOvDiggers: oh they're off playing rodeo on top of some giant thumb I guess.

KillerNails: sweety! I knew u'd come back!

Zip_Zig_Zag: *shiver* well u can't come and snog me out here!

KillerNails: VIRTUAL! *makes make-out noises*

RulrOvDiggers: wut's this stuff. oh this must be the sploosh zero was talking about. *licks at it, then begins gulping the whole thing down*

RattlerReaper: QUICK ZIGZAG GET IT AWAY FROM HIM!

Zip_Zig_Zag: *glances over at x-ray* sorry, 2 late.

RulrOvDiggers: ON TOP OF BIG-THUMBY!

HoleyMoley: ALL COVERED IN ONIONS!

Leezerdh8ter: I LOST MY POOR SHOVEL.

SeedSucker: uhh. wut rhymes with onions?

HoleyMoley: FUNIONS!

SeedSucker: ok! . TO A PACK OF WILD FUNIONS!

Leezerdh8ter: a pack of wild funions stole r shovel?

HoleyMoley: NOOOOO! MY SHOVEL! [insert power puff theme] MAKE WAY FOR THE MIGHTY SHOVEL! (A/N Knarl the Killer hee hee hee)

Scare_the_Kids: PLEAZ BARFBAG GET A RATTLER 4 ME! (A/N I can't remember his real name. Sorry!)

RattlerReaper: uhhhh. ok! *disappears than reappears holding rattle snake*

Scare_the_Kids: *grabs snake and digs its fangs into arm* oh THANK U! *tries to snog him*

RattlerReaper: HEEEEEEEEEEELP! *disappears YET AGAIN and reappears under boat*

Zip_Zig_Zag: HAHA! That's worse than me!

Scare_the_Kids: *keels over and dies*

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