OMG ALL I AM SOOO SORRY! I haven't updated in like forever! Geez I bet a load or you have dropped this. Can u ever forgive me? *is pelted with onions* heh, well, maybe not. But please try! *puppy eyes*

ANYWAYS thanks reviewers! *tosses peach smoothies into crowd* HoleyMoley: wut about me??? They make you sick smart one HoleyMoley: um. . . SO? ':o/ -- see it's raising an eyebrow! ^_^ ahem.

CELESTRA: the ever faithful! Lol! Yea, naming shovels after mythical animals *shakes head at self* that could me considered a crime. HoleyMoley: off to camp with u! *hands burnin snignet the unstopable* Um, ok! *skips off to flirt with d-tent* thanks for the pretty puffskein!

EH, MAN: the one and only savior of the world! *insert powerpuff theme* hee hee I was reading the funniest fic the other day called the HarryPuff kids. . . Harry: *shudder* it was inhumane I tell u! TORTURE! Voldie could take a leaf outa that author's book! *claps hands over mouth* oh god I hope that never get's back to him! *we see malfoy the wonderful bouncing ferret snickering in the background* AHEM yea. . . THANK U SO MUCH FOR THE PRETTY REVIEW! *tosses some sploosh* god they're getting like mine: freakishly long! Lol thanks for the time and energy put into that one. *all muses bow b4 the radiant review* say hi to lynne and kate for me! Horse n' Johnny: hey guys! Yea they say hi 2. Hey I'm back on the chat site! Hope u can get back on it soon 2. Hope u like this chappie!

Ziggy the Paranoid Pyro: *grins very pleazed with herself* yay! I'm so glad people r finding this funny! This is the last chappie, hope it's a good one! *breaks into a sweat* JKR IS TRULY EVAL! *sobs uncontrolably* I've been obsessive compulsively reading number 3 since I finished, sobbing the whole say through. *sniff* POOR HARRY! How could she do that to him! Give the poor guy a break! I cried so hard when he lost it in dumbledore's office. I kept wanting to just hop into the book and hug him. *breaks down again, hugging black-lab build-a-bear mercilessly* Hm, but alas I'm in the holes section so I can't carry on like this. *sniff* thanks again for the great review! Hope u like this chappie!

And to all others who are reading this and not reviewing! I forgive u cause I know it takes strength of mind to put up with such insanity. But think, if you leave a review it will prove that you read this and you will get full credit for your courage! *hint hint nudge nudge wink wink*

AND HERE IT IS! THE FINAL CHAPPIE! Hope you all like it! *wrings hands*

HoleyMoley: HIGH HO STANLEY! AWAY! Dang the sploosh is starting 2 wear off.

SeedSucker: yeah same here. wait. HOW DARE ALL U LIL (bleeps)!!!!!! *continues ranting*

Leezerdh8ter: *gasping 4 breath* mountain. higher. than. looks

SqrlyStarCarLifter: *twitchtwitchtwitch* cars. O_X

Leezerdh8ter: sorry zero yer getting 2 heavy. *drops zero into hole*

HoleyMoley: *pout* *glances around* OMG HELP YELLA SPATTED LEEZERDS!!!!

KillerNails: HAHAHA!

SeedSucker: HOHOHO!

Kid_Scaring_Specter: HEHEHE! (A/N yes all u thick ones a specter is a GHOST and yes this is Pendensky back from beyond the grave)

SeedSucker: O_O

KillerNails: Pendensky?

Kid_Scaring_Spector: yup!

KillerNails: *blinkblink* oh well, back 2 business; YER DEAD ZERO!

HoleyMoley: *has lizards in his ears, caught in his hair, crawling down his pants* stanley. hey stanley? *Flips* HEEEEELP STANLEY!

KillerNails: BWA HA HA HA HA!

SeedSucker: told ya this was gonna happen boy!

KillerNails: x-cuse me? I SAID THAT! *whips out nail polish*

SeedSucker: *cringe*

HoleyMoley: *can't talk anymore cause he has a lizard in his mouth*

Leezerdh8ter: *on top of big thumb's nail* HEY I MADE IT! I'M ON TOP OF THE WOOOOOORLD! *starts rapping* Dig it up. *falls off * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KillerNails: hey, y'd he fall off?

Flirt_n'_Fire: *grins and slips rifle back into pocket*

Luver_Ov_Acorns: pass the popcorn Foaly. fetch me a soda, while yer at it?

RulrOvDiggers: Dragon tails! Dragon tails! It's almost time for dragon tails!

RattlerReaper: how long does it take 4 sploosh 2 wear off?

HoleyMoley: 'ELP! 'ELP! I'ING 'ONNA 'IE!!!!!!!!!!!! *chokes on lizard*

ScarredBrit has re-entered the room

ScarredBrit: omg. chatroom cushy walls.

ScarredBrit has left the room

KillerNails: *glances out window* 0o0o0o0o00o0o look, a bus! It must be Zero's replacement!

HoleyMoley: cough cough splutter cough cough!!! Translation: my replacement? Wut r u gonna call him, Negative One?

SeedSucker: Well, here he is, our new slave.

Kid_Scaring_Specter: hee hee hee slave!

KillerNails: well, wut r u waiting 4 Sir? Go let him in and get him diggin!

SeedSucker: *grumble* fine!

Leezerdh8ter: AAAAAGH! *hits ground* ow.

RulrOvDiggers: Scooby-dooby-doo! Where r u?!?!?!?!?!?!?

RattlerReaper: maybe I should try this sploosh stuff.

SeedSucker: *2 new kid* welcome to camp brownditch. well, quit starin', wut's yer name?

New_Kid45: Artemis Fowl

Luver_Ov_Acorns: OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

HorsePower: *chokes on popcorn and dies in laughter*

THE END! Pleaz R/R! tell me if you would like me 2 try to continue. Thanks to all readers for reading! ^_^ much appreciated. HoleyMoley: not really, unless they reviewed. . . *smacks zero*