Switcheroo - The Phantom Sword, Tensaiga

(Disclaimer: Inuyasha's not mine nor are the episodes)

"A human girl pulled out Tensaiga?" Naraku wondered aloud. Miroku was just as confused as he was.

"And Sango no less..." he grumbled. "Oops, sorry! I'll just put this back," Sango said, lowering the sword.

Naraku was infront of her in a flash. "Give me the sword," he said. Sango glared at him. "No way!"

Naraku growled. "So be it." He raised his hand and green poison shot out at Sango. Miroku tried to get up.

"S-Sango!" he yelled. Clinging to the wall, Shippo wondered. "Does Lord Miroku truly care for the human girl?"

In a matter of seconds Sango had turned into a green blob (lmao!). Miroku growled. "I'll get revenge for Sango and Father!" Miroku yelled, getting up and running towards Naraku.

Naraku turned around to face him. "Do you really care that much for the human wench?" he asked.

He didn't get answer but moved away instead as Miroku tried to punch him. This went on for what seemed like hours.

Then the green blob (lmao!) started moved. The two brothers paused. Miroku jumped infront of it.

"What the heck?" All of a sudden Sango emerged from the green blob (lmao!) pointing Tensaiga at Naraku.

"He tried to kill me!" she yelled. Miroku sweat dropped. "Uh, shouldn't you be dead?" he asked.

Sango glared at him. "What do you mean?" Shippo finally jumped down and onto Sango's shoulder.

"The sword protected Sango just as it did your human father," Shippo said (Ey that sounds kinda weird for a 'man' to need protection from his 'wife').

Sango handed the sword to Miroku. "Here! Now you can fight Naraku!" Miroku took the sword and smiled.

"Uh, thanks." Just then Naraku started to growl. They turned to face him. His eyes turned all red and a blast of wind came in.

Miroku grabbed Sango and jumped out of the bone pit. Just when they came out of the mouth a huge black dog with red eyes broke through their mother's bones.

Sango gasped. "Is that.. is that your brother?!" Miroku set Sango down behind some bones. "Stay here while I teach that bastard a lesson," he said, running off to the huge (but cute) dog.

Miroku landed infront of him. "I'm gonna kill you with the very sword you wanted so badly!" Miroku yelled.

The huge dog growled and swiped at Miroku with it's paw. Miroku jumped up and hit his arm.

But the rusted sword didn't make a mark. Miroku jumped back down and stared at the sword. "This is a worthless piece of junk!!!" he yelled.

Sango sweat dropped. "What is he gonna do?" she asked. Then she remembered Shippo's words: "The sword protected Sango just as it did your human father."

Sango thought of a plan. 'I am so stupid but I have to do this for Miroku's sake!' Sango ran from her hiding spot and infront of Miroku.

Miroku was hitting Tensaiga when he saw Sango standing infront of him. "Hey, what are you doin?" he asked all to calmly.

"I'm saving you," Sango said. Miroku sweat dropped. "And standing infront of me like an idiot is saving me?" he asked.

Sango groaned. "Just wait!" Sango took in a breath of air and shouted so loud the gods could probably hear it.

"NARAKU YOU'RE A NO GOOD STINKIN LOSER WHO CAN'T PULL AN OLD RUSTY SWORD LIKE I COULD!! THAT JUST PROVES HUMANS ARE STRONGER AND SMARTER THEN STUPID DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!"

Miroku fell over. "That's your great plan?! Now he's gonna kill you!" Sango smirked. "Exactly!"

Miroku sweat dropped. "Are you crazy or somethin? Didn't you hear me? He'll kill you! KILL! Doesn't that matter at all to you?"

Before he could get an aswer Naraku came charging at Sango. "Eeek!" she screamed. Miroku sighed.

He jumped up and struck the sword at Naraku's arm again. "You're not hurting Sango no matter how much I wouldn't mind!!" he yelled, the sword finally transforming into a huge fang cutting up his brother's arm.

Sango sweat dropped. "That's harsh," she said. Naraku fell over with a cut off arm. Sango looked like she was about to hurl.

"Oh that's gross! That's gross!!" she screamed. Naraku's form was encircled into a ball of light. It then went flying into the sky at top speed.

Miroku looked at the newly transformed sword. "Wow...." Sango was frozen. "I-I..." she said, then fainted in Miroku's arms.

Miroku dropped the sword just in time to catch her.

"What the heck is wrong with you humans?"

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Inuyasha: That's one of the shortest chapters I've ever seen

EM: Just deal

Miroku: Why did Sango faint?

Sango: I would never faint just like that

Kagome: *I* didn't even faint in that episode!

EM: Sango was just shocked to see all that blood.. I changed it, okay?!

*cast murmers*

EM: Oh forget you! Please review kind reviewer people!

Inuyasha: T_T;; kind reviewer people?

*EM knocks out Inuyasha cold with Hiraikotsu*

Sango: Hey where'd you get that!

EM: Props department